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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Brookstone files Chapter 11 on news that maybe, just MAYBE, there isn't really a big market for combination radio/juice extractor/foot massager/bluetooth speaker/hemorrhoid donut/wine decanter/overnight bag/nose hair trimmer thingies   (wfaa.com) divider line 10
    More: Obvious, Brookstone, Hair clipper, juice extractor, pop-up shop, Egg Harbor Township, purveyors, Merrimack, esplanades  
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771 clicks; posted to Business » on 03 Apr 2014 at 1:37 PM (47 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-03 12:04:29 PM  
2 votes:
But will it twaddle turnips?
2014-04-04 06:33:14 AM  
1 votes:
If only it included a ball massager then I would buy it.
2014-04-03 09:25:23 PM  
1 votes:

ArtosRC: Prey4reign: Well, to be honest combining the nose hair trimmer with the hemorrhoid donut was an obvious mistake.

I saw Skymall offering that as a taint shaver. I don't know what to believe.


"Taint Shavers" is going to be the name of my new rock band.
2014-04-03 04:33:50 PM  
1 votes:

ArtosRC: Prey4reign: Well, to be honest combining the nose hair trimmer with the hemorrhoid donut was an obvious mistake.

I saw Skymall offering that as a taint shaver. I don't know what to believe.



Why, I played football with Taint Shaver at Harvard in '41.  That man was a real sockdollager, I tell you.  We gave Yale what-for that year.
2014-04-03 02:28:05 PM  
1 votes:

Prey4reign: Well, to be honest combining the nose hair trimmer with the hemorrhoid donut was an obvious mistake.


I saw Skymall offering that as a taint shaver. I don't know what to believe.
2014-04-03 01:48:54 PM  
1 votes:
Damn, now if I go to the mall I can't sit in the massage chair for free, but pay to use the other ones around the mall.

Wait, I don't go to the mall more than twice a year.
2014-04-03 12:30:45 PM  
1 votes:
Soon, the entire overpriced, useless gadgetry market will be monopolized by noted robber-baron John D. SkyMallfeller.
2014-04-03 12:18:26 PM  
1 votes:
I always viewed Brookstone and Sharper Image products as being intended for people with enough extra money that they mistakenly think they are wealthy and in the upper class, and who want to have conspicuous items to openly demonstrate their status, rather than for people who are actually wealthy and know better than to spend their money on that crap. Over the last ten years in particular, the gray area occupied by that former group has shrunk tremendously, as the "middle class" gets butchered and the latter group expands.
2014-04-03 12:04:04 PM  
1 votes:
I can still get all that sh*t at Sharper Image though, right?

Right?
2014-04-03 12:00:58 PM  
1 votes:
Well, to be honest combining the nose hair trimmer with the hemorrhoid donut was an obvious mistake.
 
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