MaudlinMutantMollusk: But will it twaddle turnips?
Prey4reign: Well, to be honest combining the nose hair trimmer with the hemorrhoid donut was an obvious mistake.
markie_farkie: Hamacher Schlemmer will buy them out and just put "The" in front of every product name, and charge double for it..
Magorn: Spencer's Gifts
H31N0US: But what will my aging golden retriever use to get into and out of the back of my SUV?
Cybernetic: The last time I was in a Brookstone, they were selling a vibrating "massager" that I swear was the size of a jackhammer. It was scary.
ArtosRC: Prey4reign: Well, to be honest combining the nose hair trimmer with the hemorrhoid donut was an obvious mistake.I saw Skymall offering that as a taint shaver. I don't know what to believe.
sprawl15: facebook should make a bidmaybe people would want an automatic wine bottle opener that also has bluetooth support and a mini camera that can take a picture of the label and return information like proper serving temperature and its wine ratings to brag to your friends aboutand it automatically posts to facebook on a socialization app that tallies up the quality of your wines and puts you in a leaderboard based on region
vento: H31N0US: But what will my aging golden retriever use to get into and out of the back of my SUV?There's always the SkyMall catalog conveniently located in your seat back pocket.
Rev. Skarekroe: I can still get all that sh*t at Sharper Image though, right?Right?
Mugato: Even though Brookstone sucks, I hate to see any store go. It means we're getting closer to just ordering everything online and that's boring. And no more mallrat girls./having a seat over here
Delta1212: The only thing I ever got for myself from a Brookstone was a quadricopter for a project in college. Otherwise, I've always treated it as someplace to go for entertainment purposes, not to actually buy things.
Mugato: RIP, poor man's Sharper Image.
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