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(The Daily Beast)   Turns out you really can die from a broken heart   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 5
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2014-04-03 01:44:39 PM  
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palladiate: Anne.Uumellmahaye: palladiate: Anne.Uumellmahaye: I thought I was going to die from one about three weeks ago. Honestly.

I still can't really eat. :/

Last year a broken heart put me in the hospital with acute tachycardia twice in a month. It seems no doubt that it could kill someone with a weaker heart.

Yeah. We're awesome.

Glad you're not dead yet!

Thanks! Glad you're not dead too!

So far two stab wounds, a 60-mph Jeep to the face, cancer, sepsis from a MRSA infection originating in my heart, tropane alkaloid poisoning, and radiation poisoning haven't stopped me. It would just be too embarrassing to die at this point to a broken heart.


How the fark are you alive?
/I now have you in green as "Pretty sure he;s superman,"
2014-04-03 11:51:33 AM  
2 votes:

palladiate: Anne.Uumellmahaye: palladiate: Anne.Uumellmahaye: I thought I was going to die from one about three weeks ago. Honestly.

I still can't really eat. :/

Last year a broken heart put me in the hospital with acute tachycardia twice in a month. It seems no doubt that it could kill someone with a weaker heart.

Yeah. We're awesome.

Glad you're not dead yet!

Thanks! Glad you're not dead too!

So far two stab wounds, a 60-mph Jeep to the face, cancer, sepsis from a MRSA infection originating in my heart, tropane alkaloid poisoning, and radiation poisoning haven't stopped me. It would just be too embarrassing to die at this point to a broken heart.


Maybe you should just stop doing stuff. For a little while.
2014-04-03 03:01:36 PM  
1 votes:

thatboyoverthere: How the fark are you alive?
/I now have you in green as "Pretty sure he;s superman,"


Some say that he cannot be killed by conventional means... Like Keith Richards...
2014-04-03 02:40:08 PM  
1 votes:

palladiate: Last year a broken heart put me in the hospital with acute tachycardia twice in a month. It seems no doubt that it could kill someone with a weaker heart.
[...]
So far two stab wounds, a 60-mph Jeep to the face, cancer, sepsis from a MRSA infection originating in my heart, tropane alkaloid poisoning, and radiation poisoning haven't stopped me. It would just be too embarrassing to die at this point to a broken heart.


This is what I mentally pictured:
www.smbc-comics.com
2014-04-03 11:37:04 AM  
1 votes:

Anne.Uumellmahaye: palladiate: Anne.Uumellmahaye: I thought I was going to die from one about three weeks ago. Honestly.

I still can't really eat. :/

Last year a broken heart put me in the hospital with acute tachycardia twice in a month. It seems no doubt that it could kill someone with a weaker heart.

Yeah. We're awesome.

Glad you're not dead yet!


Thanks! Glad you're not dead too!

So far two stab wounds, a 60-mph Jeep to the face, cancer, sepsis from a MRSA infection originating in my heart, tropane alkaloid poisoning, and radiation poisoning haven't stopped me. It would just be too embarrassing to die at this point to a broken heart.
 
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