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(ABC)   Bill Clinton tells Jimmy Kimmel that after becoming president he checked out Area 51 to make sure it had no UFOS, and that he "wouldn't be surprised" if aliens existed-hot, hot, aliens with green skin and metal space bikinis, and extra boobies   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 13
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2014-04-03 10:30:20 AM  
3 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: We've known that the first thing he did as president was research Area 51 for a long time.


Is that what we're calling Monica Lewinski's cooter now?
2014-04-03 04:34:36 PM  
2 votes:

cman: I am too sober for this shiat.

I'll come back later to continue this conversation.


This was you sober?
2014-04-03 01:22:37 PM  
2 votes:

Kid Shelleen: I remember this from shortly after he was elected.  There was a news story that he'd asked "the powers that be" if we had any aliens or info on UFOs.  He took some flak for it, but that would be one of the first things I'd ask, too.


It's not his fault.

Those f*ckers had been landing in Arkansas on the regular since he was a kid.

His constituents demanded answers!

/simple ones, if possible
//and some Preparation H.....
2014-04-03 11:34:14 AM  
2 votes:

elvisaintdead: dittybopper: thamike: On the flipside, why would any responsible person want the entire public to know about it?

Because some of us have a higher opinion of our fellow man?

Then WTF are you doing here?????


Slumming.
2014-04-03 11:01:13 AM  
2 votes:

dittybopper: thamike: On the flipside, why would any responsible person want the entire public to know about it?

Because some of us have a higher opinion of our fellow man?


Then WTF are you doing here?????
2014-04-03 02:27:33 PM  
1 votes:

cman: jwa007: steve_wmn: But why would they employ stealth technology?  To follow some bullshiat prime directive?  That sort of thing is just made up by sci fi writers to paper over the mutually exclusive ideas that interstellar travel is feasible and that aliens exist.  In a universe that is 13.7 billion years old some aliens should've fully colonized the galaxy by now and killed us off in the process, sort of like Independence Day without the Hollywood ending.  That they haven't says that one of those two basic premises is flawed.

Unless, of course, we are descendants of the colonists.  Like those put on board the "B" Ark.

Why would we be put on a desolate rock with no technology to help us survive? That would be negligent in a high degree.


Worked for Australia.
2014-04-03 02:27:28 PM  
1 votes:

cman: jwa007: steve_wmn: But why would they employ stealth technology?  To follow some bullshiat prime directive?  That sort of thing is just made up by sci fi writers to paper over the mutually exclusive ideas that interstellar travel is feasible and that aliens exist.  In a universe that is 13.7 billion years old some aliens should've fully colonized the galaxy by now and killed us off in the process, sort of like Independence Day without the Hollywood ending.  That they haven't says that one of those two basic premises is flawed.

Unless, of course, we are descendants of the colonists.  Like those put on board the "B" Ark.

Why would we be put on a desolate rock with no technology to help us survive? That would be negligent in a high degree.


Kirk did it to Khan and forgot all about him. Look how that turned out.
2014-04-03 01:41:32 PM  
1 votes:

Victoly: thamike: Have you met the public?


K, have you ever flashy thingied me before?
2014-04-03 01:04:13 PM  
1 votes:
hot, aliens with green skin and metal space bikinis, and extra boobies... and most importantly, SWALLOW!!!
2014-04-03 12:46:34 PM  
1 votes:

thamike: Have you met the public?


edge.liveleak.com
2014-04-03 12:16:36 PM  
1 votes:

PainInTheASP: Rev. Skarekroe: We've known that the first thing he did as president was research Area 51 for a long time.

Is that what we're calling Monica Lewinski's cooter now?


It's Air Coochie One when the President is riding it.
2014-04-03 11:48:46 AM  
1 votes:
And if there's one person on this planet you can trust,

it's bill clinton.
2014-04-03 10:54:13 AM  
1 votes:

cman: I dont understand why some people think there is this grand conspiracy to hide alien life from the public.

It makes no sense whatsoever.

Governments like to use fear to make their people submit to their whims. If aliens existed and posed a threat you bet your ass some politician would use it to push some stupid law through.


There's the sense you were looking for.  Exchange "governments" with "religious leaders" and you have enough of an idea as to why, in the event of alien life being confirmed, a bunch of very powerful people wouldn't want the public to know about it.

On the flipside, why would any responsible person want the entire public to know about it?  Hell, why would the aliens want the public to know about it?  Have you met the public?

Is this starting to make sense to you?
 
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