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(The Local)   "Blondes have more brains" - according to a study from a country that totally wouldn't be biased in the results   (thelocal.se) divider line 63
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2014-04-03 09:24:58 AM
See? I believe every girl here, except that shifty one on the far right.


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2014-04-03 09:29:44 AM
I'll need to see what a group of four non-blondes have to say about the matter.
 
2014-04-03 09:33:34 AM
wut
 
2014-04-03 09:33:57 AM

Slaxl: I'll need to see what a group of four non-blondes have to say about the matter.


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2014-04-03 09:37:28 AM
Now that I've seen all available evidence I must concur.
 
2014-04-03 09:43:14 AM

Slaxl: I'll need to see what a group of four non-blondes have to say about the matter.


They would say, "do you have to let it linger" ?
 
2014-04-03 09:57:54 AM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Slaxl: I'll need to see what a group of four non-blondes have to say about the matter.

They would say, "do you have to let it linger" ?


That's The Cranderries, and they're Irish. Or is that the joke and I'm missing it?
 
2014-04-03 09:59:58 AM

Pangit: TrainingWheelsNeeded: Slaxl: I'll need to see what a group of four non-blondes have to say about the matter.

They would say, "do you have to let it linger" ?

That's The Cranderries, and they're Irish. Or is that the joke and I'm missing it?


No, you're thinking of the Cocteau Twins, and they're Danes.
 
2014-04-03 12:27:10 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Pangit: TrainingWheelsNeeded: Slaxl: I'll need to see what a group of four non-blondes have to say about the matter.

They would say, "do you have to let it linger" ?

That's The Cranderries, and they're Irish. Or is that the joke and I'm missing it?

No, you're thinking of the Cocteau Twins, and they're Danes.


I thought it was the Dangles from Egypt.
 
2014-04-03 12:28:18 PM
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2014-04-03 01:24:40 PM
In that case, here's your local Mensa chapter

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2014-04-03 01:37:19 PM
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"This is a charming little Scandinavian dish I've prepared..."
 
2014-04-03 01:37:21 PM
I look forward to reading more.
 
2014-04-03 01:37:49 PM
Some brown and black people are going to take offense to this.
 
2014-04-03 01:40:18 PM
In my experience "dumb blondes" are generally bottle blondes.

So brunettes that think bleaching their hair will make them hotter are dumb.
 
2014-04-03 01:40:24 PM
"Brains" must be Swedish for boobies
 
2014-04-03 01:40:37 PM
Why did the blond have a bruised bellybutton?

Blond guys are dumb, too.
 
2014-04-03 01:41:36 PM

Great Odins Raven: Some brown and black people are going to take offense to this.


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Have you seen a black blonde go through here?
A black blonde? No, no I haven't.
 
2014-04-03 01:42:13 PM
Q:  You know why blonde jokes are short?

A:  So the brunettes can remember them.
 
2014-04-03 01:42:30 PM
What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

//If you dump a load in a washing machine it does not follow you around for the rest of the week.
 
2014-04-03 01:43:15 PM
Why was the blonde staring into her orange juice?
It said "concentrate" on the container.
 
2014-04-03 01:45:12 PM
shrani.si
 
2014-04-03 01:47:02 PM
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2014-04-03 01:50:57 PM

Oldiron_79: In my experience "dumb blondes" are generally bottle blondes.

So brunettes that think bleaching their hair will make them hotter are dumb.


This
 
2014-04-03 01:53:09 PM
Reason #1 why my headlines almost never get greenlighted

I saw the story, nothing witty occurred to me.

Good Jorb, subby!
 
2014-04-03 01:54:06 PM

Empty H: Oldiron_79: In my experience "dumb blondes" are generally bottle blondes.

So brunettes that think bleaching their hair will make them hotter are dumb.

This


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Math is hard
 
2014-04-03 02:10:26 PM
Article's date is April 1 coupled with the lead scientist facing an official probe. Methinks subby feel for an April Fool's joke.
 
2014-04-03 02:12:40 PM

MooseBayou: Empty H: Oldiron_79: In my experience "dumb blondes" are generally bottle blondes.

So brunettes that think bleaching their hair will make them hotter are dumb.

This


Math is hard


And you can see the brunette roots on her. If you thought you where rebuting my statement you just went to prove it.
 
2014-04-03 02:12:52 PM
Leeta - "I have brains!"
Quark - "Sure you do, honey. That's why I hired you. Now, eat up and then take those brains back to the dabo wheel, where the customers can get a good long look at them."

/nothing to do with blondes, really
//I'll use any excuse to drop DS9 quotes
 
2014-04-03 02:13:55 PM
People may want to read the update at the bottom of the article
 
2014-04-03 02:17:29 PM

God-is-a-Taco: People may want to read the update at the bottom of the article


Forget it, they're rolling.
 
2014-04-03 02:17:48 PM
Natural blondes aren't airheads, bleach blondes are. Hydrogen Peroxide causes brain damage. Read more!
http://www.uncoveror.com/bleaching.htm
 
2014-04-03 02:24:47 PM
Researchers in central Sweden have found evidence that people with blonde hair, especially women, outperform non-blondes in both IQ and spatial awareness tests.


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2014-04-03 02:26:19 PM
They have brains?
 
2014-04-03 02:28:43 PM
Published: 01 Apr 2014

FTFA:   A word of caution - after midday the joke's on you.


/But don't let that stop the pictures ...
 
2014-04-03 02:29:16 PM
I was going to say "What is Sweden?, Alex" but I see that it has been covered.
 
2014-04-03 02:31:29 PM

Banned on the Run: In that case, here's your local Mensa chapter

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Right.
Now #1 without make up.
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/you knew it was coming
 
2014-04-03 02:32:30 PM
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Blonde Whats have more brains? People? Fish? What?
 
2014-04-03 02:33:58 PM
They have more than one?
 
2014-04-03 02:34:42 PM

abhorrent1: They have brains?


Lots of brains, and they like sex!

/doot dee-dee doot
//deet doot deet!
 
2014-04-03 02:35:42 PM
www.thefunnyblog.org
 
2014-04-03 02:49:42 PM

Oldiron_79: MooseBayou: Empty H: Oldiron_79: In my experience "dumb blondes" are generally bottle blondes.

So brunettes that think bleaching their hair will make them hotter are dumb.

This


Math is hard

And you can see the brunette roots on her. If you thought you where rebuting my statement you just went to prove it.


Nope, I was supporting your statement.  I perceived those roots, as well.

I'd still hire her as my secretary.
 
2014-04-03 02:53:04 PM

MooseBayou: Oldiron_79: MooseBayou: Empty H: Oldiron_79: In my experience "dumb blondes" are generally bottle blondes.

So brunettes that think bleaching their hair will make them hotter are dumb.

This


Math is hard

And you can see the brunette roots on her. If you thought you where rebuting my statement you just went to prove it.

Nope, I was supporting your statement.  I perceived those roots, as well.

I'd still hire her as my secretary.


Yes. She is cute even if she's dumber than a bag of hammers.
 
2014-04-03 02:57:38 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Slaxl: I'll need to see what a group of four non-blondes have to say about the matter.

They would say, "do you have to let it linger" ?


That was the Cranberries.
 
2014-04-03 02:58:26 PM

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Earth Girls are Easy.  Classic!
 
2014-04-03 03:03:22 PM
There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him.

The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game.

The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.

The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what is answer?"

The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill.
 
2014-04-03 03:11:39 PM

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That's not fair to Betty, she was always smarter than Veronica.
 
2014-04-03 03:12:31 PM
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2014-04-03 03:17:17 PM
How come the blonde was fired from the M&M factory?

She was throwing all the ones marked with a W away.
 
2014-04-03 03:20:09 PM
Did you hear that Glidden is coming out with a new paint color?  It's called Blonde.  It's not very bright, but it spreads real easy.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?  They're both empty from the neck up.

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?  The refrigerator doesn't scream when you take your meat out of it.

How do you change a blondes mind?  Blow in her ear.
 
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