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(Lifehacker)   Not using a condom with your sex toys? YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG   (afterhours.lifehacker.com) divider line 23
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2014-04-03 01:14:55 PM  
21 votes:
Last time I phthalated a vibrator I chipped a toophth.

It's not phthucking phthunny either!  Do you phthink speech phtherapiphthisphts are cheap?
2014-04-03 03:03:31 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-04-03 04:00:28 PM  
4 votes:
"in the dishwasher" ....oh you mean the machine ...well at least not the pickle slicer
2014-04-03 03:38:31 PM  
3 votes:

SquiggsIN: poot_rootbeer: If you're leaving it in there long enough for phthalates to leach out of the toy, you probably are doing it wrong.

There's an entire subculture around people who "wear" them as an accessory for long periods of time... like their entire work day.


img.fark.net
2014-04-03 02:50:29 PM  
3 votes:
So if you use a condom but it's not about birth control, is the Catholic Church cool with this?  Where does Pope Francis rule on Fleshlights?  Do they have to be baptized first?
2014-04-03 04:17:04 PM  
2 votes:

SquiggsIN: Put them in the dishwasher (except the kind that plug in / have batteries)


how do you power your dishwasher, solar?
2014-04-03 03:37:17 PM  
2 votes:

EvilEgg: I guess that would make sense, it has got to be a challenge to hose out a Real Doll.


I just strap mine to the roof and head down to the car wash.
2014-04-03 03:30:53 PM  
2 votes:
I was farking my Real Doll the other day and noticed her nose was running.

Guess she was full.

/old joke is old
2014-04-03 02:58:57 PM  
2 votes:
Well, yeah.  You want them to retain resale value.
2014-04-03 02:43:45 PM  
2 votes:
Well obviously. You don't want to get them pregnant.
2014-04-03 02:30:22 PM  
2 votes:
WTF I'm not putting a condom on my hand. OH...
2014-04-03 08:46:56 PM  
1 votes:

omeganuepsilon: MarkEC: omeganuepsilon: kegels(the name of the exercise for tightening one's vagina muscles, vaguely paraphrased, though men can do the exercises as well(don't see the point for sex though, not like anything gets bigger)).

The stronger your pelvic floor is the harder you get while tightening it, and your partner can feel it.

If you're half flaccid, maybe. So, like, thanks for dumping your personal problems here.

http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-living/mens-health/in-depth/kegel- ex ercises-for-men/art-20045074
You might benefit from doing Kegel exercises if you:
Have urinary or fecal incontinence
Dribble after urination - usually after you've left the bathroom
Some studies suggest that Kegel exercises for men might also benefit some men who have erectile dysfunction. However, further research is needed.


I can literally hang a 10 pound weight from penis, and by doing Kegels it looks like I'm doing curls.
2014-04-03 06:26:27 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-04-03 05:18:53 PM  
1 votes:

SquiggsIN: Miss5280: Solution: disposable sex toys.

aren't those called produce?


If you use a condom, you can toss a nice salad with that cucumber later...
2014-04-03 04:15:38 PM  
1 votes:

SquiggsIN: Put them in the dishwasher (except the kind that plug in / have batteries)


But always ask his/her permission first.
2014-04-03 04:11:02 PM  
1 votes:

SquiggsIN: Miss5280: Solution: disposable sex toys.

aren't those called produce?


No, they're called women.
2014-04-03 03:48:09 PM  
1 votes:
But condoms taste weird...
2014-04-03 03:14:01 PM  
1 votes:
My toys don't like the reduced sensation.
2014-04-03 03:12:37 PM  
1 votes:
If you're leaving it in there long enough for phthalates to leach out of the toy, you probably are doing it wrong.
2014-04-03 03:04:38 PM  
1 votes:

Boo_Guy: I avoid the problems with plastic by using wooden toys.


He's likely to have trouble, however, when the splinters hit his anus."
2014-04-03 03:00:35 PM  
1 votes:
i feel bad for the dildos that have to wear condoms, doesnt feel as good for them. poor dildos.
2014-04-03 02:48:23 PM  
1 votes:
What about anal beads?
2014-04-03 01:19:21 PM  
1 votes:
i59.tinypic.com

"There's no sink in here!"
 
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