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(Lifehacker)   Not using a condom with your sex toys? YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG   ( divider line
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12804 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Apr 2014 at 2:57 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-03 03:24:46 PM  
2 votes:

bhcompy: Cup_O_Jo: Buy glass.

glass vibrator.  That's a new one

No, they've been around a while actually.
2014-04-03 01:14:55 PM  
2 votes:
Last time I phthalated a vibrator I chipped a toophth.

It's not phthucking phthunny either!  Do you phthink speech phtherapiphthisphts are cheap?
2014-04-03 08:50:38 PM  
1 vote:

rev. dave: They make them out of silicone.  Anything else is stupid.

And silicone lube will destroy them. Hence why you put a condom on them.
2014-04-03 04:37:15 PM  
1 vote:

maxheck: TDBoedy:

hrm share with care?

Ok ladies I guess I have to fact the fark community demands it.

Do you share out your sex toys with friends?

//how you doin?

I know someone who has a sort of death pact with her best friend... "If I die, please get to my house first and dispose of that big toybox in the closet."

Not joking. I helped build and modify her toybox.

I have a male buddy that I knew since middle school, lost track of him, then ran into again during my undergrad years at Texas A&M Uni.  He has very authoritarian parents and asked me, in a panic, to keep a big box full of X-rated shiat for him while his mom and dad came to town.  I told him, "Sure! So long as I can look all through it, and watch the movies and stuff."

He agreed, I had a hella fun week, and his folks were none the wiser.
2014-04-03 03:47:04 PM  
1 vote:

MooseBayou: Needlessly Complicated: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: bhcompy: Cup_O_Jo: Buy glass.

glass vibrator.  That's a new one

No, they've been around a while actually.

Yep. They're made out of Pyrex. You can wash them in the dishwasher!

And they go straight from the freezer to the oven!

Got nothin

They can be both cooled and warmed, actually, if you're into experimenting with that kind of thing...
2014-04-03 03:46:43 PM  
1 vote:

maxheck: Literally minutes ago, my long distance G/F (she's Canadian Texan, you wouldn't know her yadda yadda) wrote to tell me she was sending me some sort of inflatable love doll. She has this voyeur thing going on.

Kick, replies on any toy thread.

/ hell yes I'm going to try it out!

Try not to look stupid on camera.

Heh... no. What I wrote about as much as the internet needs to know.
2014-04-03 02:59:08 PM  
1 vote:
Buy glass.
2014-04-03 02:48:23 PM  
1 vote:
What about anal beads?
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