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(Lifehacker)   Not using a condom with your sex toys? YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG   (afterhours.lifehacker.com) divider line 119
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2014-04-03 01:14:55 PM
Last time I phthalated a vibrator I chipped a toophth.

It's not phthucking phthunny either!  Do you phthink speech phtherapiphthisphts are cheap?
 
2014-04-03 01:19:21 PM
i59.tinypic.com

"There's no sink in here!"
 
2014-04-03 02:21:48 PM
I guess that would make sense, it has got to be a challenge to hose out a Real Doll.
 
2014-04-03 02:30:22 PM
WTF I'm not putting a condom on my hand. OH...
 
2014-04-03 02:43:45 PM
Well obviously. You don't want to get them pregnant.
 
2014-04-03 02:48:23 PM
What about anal beads?
 
2014-04-03 02:50:29 PM
So if you use a condom but it's not about birth control, is the Catholic Church cool with this?  Where does Pope Francis rule on Fleshlights?  Do they have to be baptized first?
 
2014-04-03 02:58:57 PM
Well, yeah.  You want them to retain resale value.
 
2014-04-03 02:59:08 PM
Buy glass.
 
2014-04-03 02:59:08 PM
Put them in the dishwasher (except the kind that plug in / have batteries)
 
2014-04-03 03:00:35 PM
i feel bad for the dildos that have to wear condoms, doesnt feel as good for them. poor dildos.
 
2014-04-03 03:00:48 PM

brap: Last time I phthalated a vibrator I chipped a toophth.

It's not phthucking phthunny either!  Do you phthink speech phtherapiphthisphts are cheap?


Done in one. Golf clap for you, dearie.
/Mama likes funny brains.
//Mama's gonna starve if she ever becomes a zombie, isn't she?
 
2014-04-03 03:02:55 PM

Mark Ratner: What about anal beads?


Tomorrow is dress down Friday and I need to know if I should use condoms with my nipple clamps?
 
2014-04-03 03:03:20 PM
I avoid the problems with plastic by using wooden toys.
 
2014-04-03 03:03:31 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-03 03:04:12 PM

brap: Last time I phthalated a vibrator I chipped a toophth.

It's not phthucking phthunny either!  Do you phthink speech phtherapiphthisphts are cheap?


*snert*
 
2014-04-03 03:04:16 PM

Cup_O_Jo: Buy glass.


glass vibrator.  That's a new one
 
2014-04-03 03:04:38 PM

Boo_Guy: I avoid the problems with plastic by using wooden toys.


He's likely to have trouble, however, when the splinters hit his anus."
 
2014-04-03 03:04:50 PM

ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 500x374]


lol
 
2014-04-03 03:04:56 PM
Solution: disposable sex toys.
 
2014-04-03 03:05:16 PM

Cup_O_Jo: Buy glass.


Glass Vagina? Isn't that like the mythical glass dragon?
 
2014-04-03 03:07:51 PM

Miss5280: Solution: disposable sex toys.


aren't those called produce?
 
2014-04-03 03:07:56 PM

bhcompy: Cup_O_Jo: Buy glass.

glass vibrator.  That's a new one


I guess you could hollow it out, but then it's less structurally sound and it could break.
...
That's probably not a good feeling.
 
2014-04-03 03:10:41 PM

God-is-a-Taco: bhcompy: Cup_O_Jo: Buy glass.

glass vibrator.  That's a new one

I guess you could hollow it out, but then it's less structurally sound and it could break.
...
That's probably not a good feeling.


I bet the hipster guy who blows artisanal glass sex toys for a living hears a lot of jokes about it.
 
2014-04-03 03:12:09 PM
Particularly the ones you rent
 
2014-04-03 03:12:37 PM
If you're leaving it in there long enough for phthalates to leach out of the toy, you probably are doing it wrong.
 
2014-04-03 03:12:40 PM
I dont really consider Subbys mom a sex toy so I dont see the problem
 
2014-04-03 03:13:20 PM

Boo_Guy: I avoid the problems with plastic by using wooden toys.


You could get splinters! I always put a condom on my modified wooden toilet roll holder

/It's ribbed for MY pleasure
 
2014-04-03 03:13:29 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-03 03:13:58 PM

poot_rootbeer: If you're leaving it in there long enough for phthalates to leach out of the toy, you probably are doing it wrong.


There's an entire subculture around people who "wear" them as an accessory for long periods of time... like their entire work day.
 
2014-04-03 03:14:01 PM
My toys don't like the reduced sensation.
 
2014-04-03 03:14:10 PM

SquiggsIN: Miss5280: Solution: disposable sex toys.

aren't those called produce?


Wank steak?
 
2014-04-03 03:14:20 PM
They make them out of silicone.  Anything else is stupid.
 
2014-04-03 03:14:48 PM

poot_rootbeer: If you're leaving it in there long enough for phthalates to leach out of the toy, you probably are doing it wrong.


I wouldn't be surprised if there were bluetooth-enabled vibrators that you insert then control with an iphone or ipad.
 
2014-04-03 03:14:57 PM
Literally minutes ago, my long distance G/F (she's Canadian Texan, you wouldn't know her yadda yadda) wrote to tell me she was sending me some sort of inflatable love doll. She has this voyeur thing going on.

Kick, replies on any toy thread.

/ hell yes I'm going to try it out!
 
2014-04-03 03:15:07 PM
Wrap that rascal for the plastic bastard...............
 
2014-04-03 03:16:00 PM

cgraves67: poot_rootbeer: If you're leaving it in there long enough for phthalates to leach out of the toy, you probably are doing it wrong.

I wouldn't be surprised if there were bluetooth-enabled vibrators that you insert then control with an iphone or ipad.


http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/hi-tech-sex-toy-control le d-bluetooth-smartphone-app-article-1.1569928
 
2014-04-03 03:17:06 PM
hrm share with care?

Ok ladies I guess I have to know...in fact the fark community demands it.

Do you share out your sex toys with friends?

//how you doin?
 
2014-04-03 03:18:12 PM

God-is-a-Taco: bhcompy: Cup_O_Jo: Buy glass.

glass vibrator.  That's a new one

I guess you could hollow it out, but then it's less structurally sound and it could break.
...
That's probably not a good feeling.


if for whatever reason you have not seen '1 guy 1 jar' you should try watching it. nsfw by any means and it may haunt your dreams, but it teaches a very important lesson about putting hollow glass in your body
 
2014-04-03 03:20:52 PM

SquiggsIN: Miss5280: Solution: disposable sex toys.

aren't those called produce?


Dammmmit. There goes my bajillion dollar idea.
 
2014-04-03 03:22:23 PM

divgradcurl: God-is-a-Taco: bhcompy: Cup_O_Jo: Buy glass.

glass vibrator.  That's a new one

I guess you could hollow it out, but then it's less structurally sound and it could break.
...
That's probably not a good feeling.

if for whatever reason you have not seen '1 guy 1 jar' you should try watching it. nsfw by any means and it may haunt your dreams, but it teaches a very important lesson about putting hollow glass in your body


Goddamnit, I almost forgot about that experience. Thanks a lot asshole
 
2014-04-03 03:23:11 PM
TDBoedy:

hrm share with care?

Ok ladies I guess I have to know...in fact the fark community demands it.

Do you share out your sex toys with friends?

//how you doin?


I know someone who has a sort of death pact with her best friend... "If I die, please get to my house first and dispose of that big toybox in the closet."

Not joking. I helped build and modify her toybox.
 
2014-04-03 03:23:53 PM

bhcompy: Cup_O_Jo: Buy glass.

glass vibrator.  That's a new one


How old are you? Sex toys cover a multitude of different products. Not all of them vibrate. The article is about toys in general. Most vibrators are silicone or hard plastic. Most other toys are a variety of rubber that can be toxic. Glass is non toxic.
 
2014-04-03 03:24:13 PM

Miss5280: SquiggsIN: Miss5280: Solution: disposable sex toys.

aren't those called produce?

Dammmmit. There goes my bajillion dollar idea.


nah... genetically engineered for shape and texture : cucumber, eggplant, banana, zucchini etc...

"the way of the future"
 
2014-04-03 03:24:27 PM

ChipNASA: Boo_Guy: I avoid the problems with plastic by using wooden toys.

He's likely to have trouble, however, when the splinters hit his anus."


Mega Steve: Boo_Guy: I avoid the problems with plastic by using wooden toys.

You could get splinters! I always put a condom on my modified wooden toilet roll holder

/It's ribbed for MY pleasure


Just think of them as bonus mini dildos.
 
2014-04-03 03:24:46 PM

bhcompy: Cup_O_Jo: Buy glass.

glass vibrator.  That's a new one


No, they've been around a while actually.
 
2014-04-03 03:30:53 PM
I was farking my Real Doll the other day and noticed her nose was running.

Guess she was full.

/old joke is old
 
2014-04-03 03:37:04 PM

EvilEgg: I guess that would make sense, it has got to be a challenge to hose out a Real Doll.


Not with my hose.
 
2014-04-03 03:37:17 PM

EvilEgg: I guess that would make sense, it has got to be a challenge to hose out a Real Doll.


I just strap mine to the roof and head down to the car wash.
 
2014-04-03 03:38:31 PM

SquiggsIN: poot_rootbeer: If you're leaving it in there long enough for phthalates to leach out of the toy, you probably are doing it wrong.

There's an entire subculture around people who "wear" them as an accessory for long periods of time... like their entire work day.


img.fark.net
 
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