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(WTKR)   Man runs into neighbor's burning home with fire extinguisher, succumbs to smoke, is pulled out by his 22-year-old daughter who does chest compressions until he revives and can hand her the hero tag   (wtkr.com) divider line 27
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2014-04-03 12:32:14 PM  
The Aristocrats?
 
2014-04-03 12:34:27 PM  
So she's squeezing her tittays? How's that going to help dear old Da?>

/Oh and MUFFON TOP.
 
2014-04-03 12:36:50 PM  
She sounds hot.
 
2014-04-03 12:37:05 PM  

ChipNASA: So she's squeezing her tittays? How's that going to help dear old Da?>

/Oh and MUFFON TOP.


was that supposed to be Muffin Top or Muff on top?

/ i have a feeling i lose either way
 
2014-04-03 12:38:17 PM  

Arkanaut: She sounds hot.


TOTALLY!!!!!
 You *MUST* watch the video.....
 
2014-04-03 12:38:37 PM  
was it pee wee's girlfriend?
 
2014-04-03 12:39:12 PM  
No mouth to mouth??
 
2014-04-03 12:40:44 PM  
What if he faked it to get some mouth to mouth action with his daughter?
 
2014-04-03 12:42:10 PM  
And she should have handed him the Dumbass tag.
 
2014-04-03 12:42:58 PM  

ChipNASA: Arkanaut: She sounds hot.

TOTALLY!!!!!
 You *MUST* watch the video.....


I don't hand out 10's often but you called this one, bro.
 
2014-04-03 12:43:13 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: No mouth to mouth??


FullMetalPanda: What if he faked it to get some mouth to mouth action with his daughter?


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/SHE'S GIVING HIM CPR!
 
2014-04-03 12:48:43 PM  
Was that article written my a machine?
It began when a small drop of grease ignited a fire at their neighbors' home. The 18-year old inside came out screaming for help.
"LaQuan had come running over screaming something about a fire and I said 'Fire? What do you mean about a fire?' I come running out front and smoke was pouring out of the house," says Hough.

"I see my dad start choking and falling to the ground and my first instinct was going well and get him out so that's when me and Laquan got in there," says Ashleigh.


Between the tortured prose of the article and the inarticulate ramblings of the participants, I am picturing a small spot of grease on fire, a foaming father being compressed, and LaQuan/Laquan screaming.
 
2014-04-03 12:51:27 PM  
It's heroic because she's 22?  What if she was 23?

Also, it sounds like his daughter is. . .

(shades)

Smoking hot.

YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH
 
2014-04-03 12:55:47 PM  

dragonchild: It's heroic because she's 22?


No. It's heroic because she's a woman, and as we all know, most women aren't capable of doing such things.
 
2014-04-03 12:58:42 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: dragonchild: It's heroic because she's 22?

No. It's heroic because she's a woman, and as we all know, most women aren't capable of doing such things.


Well duh.
 
2014-04-03 01:07:25 PM  
www.aerojockey.com
 
2014-04-03 01:16:24 PM  
img.fark.net


Now that you are getting some insurance money, you can fix your numeral "8" by turning it right-side up.
 
2014-04-03 01:23:13 PM  
Hang on a tick.  The article doesn't make it sound like he went inside to rescue anyone.  In fact, the neighbor had to rescue him.  WTF?

Note to my neighbors:  If my house is burning and I'm outside of it.  Let it go, man, 'cause it's gone.  There are people on the way with the proper training and equipment to put out a fire.  Right now, my home is an RV with nearly all of my worldly possessions (there are some at dad's house) but it's just stuff.  I'd call my insurance agent, grab a taxi to an RV dealer, and get back to it.
 
2014-04-03 01:28:28 PM  
Seems like they've got the hero genes.
 
2014-04-03 01:36:03 PM  

JackieRabbit: And she should have handed him the Dumbass tag.


Amen.

Was there somebody stuck in that house?  Yes?  Great, I get running in; you're a hero.  No?  Then why would you think a fire extinguisher was a good idea as smoke is pouring out of the house?
 
2014-04-03 02:07:58 PM  
If you're running into a burning house, and you don't feel like dying that particular day, you should (a) be wearing a respirator and (b) be a trained firefighter.  I'm pretty sure the pros are quite tired of having to retrieve the corpses of would-be heroes from fire scenes.
 
2014-04-03 02:22:48 PM  
I'd perform chest compressions on her, if you know what I mean.

Never understood the claim that girls are hotter in the south.
 
2014-04-03 02:30:36 PM  

Fano: was it pee wee's girlfriend?


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2014-04-03 02:41:59 PM  

jtown: Hang on a tick.  The article doesn't make it sound like he went inside to rescue anyone.  In fact, the neighbor had to rescue him.  WTF?

Note to my neighbors:  If my house is burning and I'm outside of it.  Let it go, man, 'cause it's gone.  There are people on the way with the proper training and equipment to put out a fire.  Right now, my home is an RV with nearly all of my worldly possessions (there are some at dad's house) but it's just stuff.  I'd call my insurance agent, grab a taxi to an RV dealer, and get back to it.


Maybe he has more than one neighbor?  Looking at the building there, I see that as a distinct possibility...
 
2014-04-03 02:50:18 PM  

Fark You I'm Drunk: Never understood the claim that girls are hotter in the south.


The South is closer to the Equator.
 
2014-04-03 03:09:09 PM  

snowybunting: [img.fark.net image 659x373]


Now that you are getting some insurance money, you can fix your numeral "8" by turning it right-side up.


It's actually sideways.  The address is 78 infinity.
 
2014-04-03 05:06:10 PM  
I love my daughter so much, we're gonna get matching prison tattoos.

s29.postimg.org
 
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