ChipNASA: So she's squeezing her tittays? How's that going to help dear old Da?>/Oh and MUFFON TOP.
Arkanaut: She sounds hot.
ChipNASA: Arkanaut: She sounds hot.TOTALLY!!!!! You *MUST* watch the video.....
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: No mouth to mouth??
FullMetalPanda: What if he faked it to get some mouth to mouth action with his daughter?
dragonchild: It's heroic because she's 22?
Sin_City_Superhero: dragonchild: It's heroic because she's 22?No. It's heroic because she's a woman, and as we all know, most women aren't capable of doing such things.
JackieRabbit: And she should have handed him the Dumbass tag.
Fano: was it pee wee's girlfriend?
jtown: Hang on a tick. The article doesn't make it sound like he went inside to rescue anyone. In fact, the neighbor had to rescue him. WTF?Note to my neighbors: If my house is burning and I'm outside of it. Let it go, man, 'cause it's gone. There are people on the way with the proper training and equipment to put out a fire. Right now, my home is an RV with nearly all of my worldly possessions (there are some at dad's house) but it's just stuff. I'd call my insurance agent, grab a taxi to an RV dealer, and get back to it.
Fark You I'm Drunk: Never understood the claim that girls are hotter in the south.
snowybunting: [img.fark.net image 659x373]Now that you are getting some insurance money, you can fix your numeral "8" by turning it right-side up.
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