Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Vimeo) Video My wife has been wearing the same dress for nine months   (vimeo.com) divider line 29
    More: Video, Earth  
•       •       •

4179 clicks; posted to Video » on 03 Apr 2014 at 7:20 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



29 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2014-04-03 05:28:14 AM  
Who let you marry a fetus?
 
2014-04-03 05:46:49 AM  
Pregnancy time lapses were interesting two years ago, now they are overplayed.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-04-03 06:20:21 AM  
Don't forget about Poland!
 
2014-04-03 06:51:40 AM  
How the hell did she keep the black from fading?
 
2014-04-03 07:18:19 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: How the hell did she keep the black from fading?


Why would she wash it?  She was only wearing the thing for about 5 minutes total.
 
2014-04-03 07:20:07 AM  
He lived and traveled for months in France, Italy, Monaco, Poland, and the United States all before he was born... All part of the deal when joining the Wandering Far family

It'd be funny if once he reached his teens all he wanted to do was hang out in the basement and play video games. "Yeah, my lame-ass parents are off on another trip to bumfark who cares."
 
2014-04-03 07:42:31 AM  
What was she thinking, none of those shoes go with that dress.
 
2014-04-03 08:14:29 AM  

EvilEgg: Pregnancy time lapses were interesting two years ago, now they are overplayed.


Yeah, let's see one with a miscarriage twist and the couple slowly melting down while the camera moves farther and farther away.
 
2014-04-03 08:19:24 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-03 09:22:37 AM  
Scout?

Really?

What a couple of pretentious d-bags.
 
2014-04-03 10:51:42 AM  
I chuckled at the bare foot and pregnant in the snow ones.
 
2014-04-03 10:58:10 AM  
Kudos to the couple for taking an epic adventure before their child was born. Once you have kids, it's nigh impossible to pull off for many years following.
 
2014-04-03 11:22:37 AM  

stpauler: EvilEgg: Pregnancy time lapses were interesting two years ago, now they are overplayed.

Yeah, let's see one with a miscarriage twist and the couple slowly melting down while the camera moves farther and farther away.


That'd be sweeeeeeeeeeeet!
 
2014-04-03 11:32:05 AM  

TheMega: stpauler: EvilEgg: Pregnancy time lapses were interesting two years ago, now they are overplayed.

Yeah, let's see one with a miscarriage twist and the couple slowly melting down while the camera moves farther and farther away.

That'd be sweeeeeeeeeeeet!


If a couple was making a clichéd pregnancy time lapse, and then had a miscarriage and then continued to keep taking photos and had the courage to share that movie in a tasteful way, I'd be impressed.
 
2014-04-03 12:01:42 PM  
Must be nice not to have to work so you can travel the world to take pictures of your knocked up wife.
 
2014-04-03 12:17:26 PM  
Would be better if she were nekkid.
 
2014-04-03 12:45:37 PM  
I was waiting for the titty-fairy to arrive.  Still waiting...
 
2014-04-03 12:53:57 PM  
"He lived and traveled for months in France, Italy, Monaco, Poland, and the United States all before he was born..."

well, he wasn't really alive now was he?
 
2014-04-03 01:14:16 PM  
Bummer her boobs didn't get big. Thats the whole reason to knock a woman up.

U know what I did when I got my wife preggers? took on a second job and remodeled a house. I guess I just couldn't swing the whirlwind 40 week around the world vacation. Nice name by the way. Scout?? Thats an overused name for a DOG.
 
2014-04-03 01:26:44 PM  
But ... was she homeschooled?
 
2014-04-03 01:50:17 PM  
Timelapse of the making of the worlds newest wanderer... He lived and traveled for months in France, Italy, Monaco, Poland, and the United States all before he was born... All part of the deal when joining the Wandering Far family.

Well at least until the stark realities of having a child hits you and the only "wandering" you'll be doing is to WalMart for more diapers.
 
2014-04-03 03:05:35 PM  
What a gip. The title was 'the making of the worlds newest wander'. I was expecting something completely different.
 
2014-04-03 03:39:57 PM  
People and their damn pregnancy videos, I swear...
 
2014-04-03 03:40:36 PM  
Timelapse of the making of the worlds newest wanderer...

BE WARNED.... There is absolutely no farking FARKING in this video. Not sure how staring at your feet 'makes' a baby to these people, but I definitely expected to see some farking nookie in that goddam video.
 
2014-04-03 03:44:23 PM  

BEER_ME_in_CT: Bummer her boobs didn't get big. Thats the whole reason to knock a woman up.

U know what I did when I got my wife preggers? took on a second job and remodeled a house. I guess I just couldn't swing the whirlwind 40 week around the world vacation. Nice name by the way. Scout?? Thats an overused name for a DOG.


Apparently they remolded the house as well, if you'll notice in some of the pics.

In reality though, it's something cool to do for the kid.
 
2014-04-03 03:55:07 PM  
Miss Havisham?
 
2014-04-03 07:58:17 PM  

Kuta: Kudos to the couple for taking an epic adventure before their child was born. Once you have kids, it's nigh impossible to pull off for many years following.


My daughter had 12 sets of entry/exit stamps in her passport for seven countries before she turned two. That's the secret...They fly free until they are two years old, so you've got to get your travelling in early.
 
2014-04-04 01:57:33 AM  

lostcat: Kuta: Kudos to the couple for taking an epic adventure before their child was born. Once you have kids, it's nigh impossible to pull off for many years following.

My daughter had 12 sets of entry/exit stamps in her passport for seven countries before she turned two. That's the secret...They fly free until they are two years old, so you've got to get your travelling in early.


And before they start school - that's the biggest roadblock to cool kid adventures.  My kiddo had 5 countries under her belt at 4 but now she's in school and the passport gets shelved for almost 10 months each year.
 
2014-04-04 11:16:32 AM  
she's cute..  Being prego sure didnt give her much for boobs though
 
Displayed 29 of 29 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report