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(News.com.au)   Left-handed people have better sex? That ain't right   (news.com.au ) divider line
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2014-04-03 12:13:47 AM  
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2014-04-03 02:52:40 AM  
How gauche! Something sinister is going on here.
 
2014-04-03 03:01:21 AM  
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2014-04-03 04:01:09 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: How gauche! Something sinister is going on here.


What a dextrous pun
 
2014-04-03 05:25:09 AM  
Hah! Knew it.
 
2014-04-03 05:28:42 AM  
HA
 
2014-04-03 05:29:45 AM  
Yay ima leftie!!!!
 
2014-04-03 05:31:20 AM  
FTA :

Who knows what the reason is for this. Maybe because the left-handed are forced to find solutions for living in a world predominantly created for the right-handed, they develop a stronger sense of ingenuity and that same ingenuity transfers to the bedroom? Just a theory.

Who's talking here?
 
2014-04-03 05:32:49 AM  
Lefty here ladies and it hangs to the right
 
2014-04-03 05:33:50 AM  
I suppose it does feel different.

/especially when wearing a heavy glove
 
2014-04-03 05:35:40 AM  
I'm ambidextrous. What do I win?
 
2014-04-03 05:36:57 AM  
SPSS

\southpaw satisfaction study
 
2014-04-03 05:48:05 AM  
depending on which side of the bed lefthanded man and lady friend sleep on, this could work out
 
2014-04-03 05:54:40 AM  
Shut up, Flanders.
 
2014-04-03 05:54:44 AM  

Freakin Rican: Lefty here ladies and it hangs to the right


TFA says lefties /enjoy/ it more, not that they're better in bed.
 
2014-04-03 05:56:54 AM  
I like sitting on my hand til it falls asleep
 
2014-04-03 05:57:26 AM  
Just because I used the special green-handled scissors in kindergarten to circumcise myself, that isn't the reason I have better sex.
 
2014-04-03 06:01:28 AM  

Surly U. Jest: SPSS

\southpaw satisfaction study


But now it's PASW

Preferred-Arm-Selective Wanking
 
2014-04-03 06:11:53 AM  

zarker: Freakin Rican: Lefty here ladies and it hangs to the right

TFA says lefties /enjoy/ it more, not that they're better in bed.


and?

i really enjoy sex........

are you trying to cock block? on fark?
 
2014-04-03 06:13:33 AM  

stoli n coke: Shut up, Flanders.


I'm con did iddly um ing areeno!
 
2014-04-03 06:14:56 AM  
Noooooooooooooo!

www.anorakzone.com
 
2014-04-03 06:16:03 AM  
Lefties are the only ones in their right minds.
 
2014-04-03 06:33:22 AM  
enjoy not being satisfied in bed
 
2014-04-03 06:34:02 AM  
Is that why the Catholic church hates them?
 
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2014-04-03 06:41:53 AM  
Its true.  I mouse with my right hand.

© kinda convenient actually
 
2014-04-03 06:44:03 AM  
It sounds... sinister

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2014-04-03 06:50:30 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: How gauche! Something sinister is going on here.


OK fine.  You win all the internets for today.  But tomorrow is a new day and... I... um...  fark it.  You should have all those internets, too.
 
2014-04-03 07:03:58 AM  

Lady J: depending on which side of the bed lefthanded man and lady friend sleep on, this could work out


I've always though of this as a little appreciated benefit of being left handed with a right handed partner.
 
2014-04-03 07:16:10 AM  
Lefties have better sex, whoo, hoo!

/unfortunately, I have a fetish about being smacked in the left hand with a ruler by a nun dressed in a latex habit during sex, but that's the price you pay for being sinister

//bwahhh, hah, hah, hahhhhh!
 
2014-04-03 07:17:51 AM  
That is because they can always get some strange whenever they want.
 
2014-04-03 07:24:36 AM  

zarker: Freakin Rican: Lefty here ladies and it hangs to the right

TFA says lefties /enjoy/ it more, not that they're better in bed.


Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.  Somebody's feeling hurt.
 
2014-04-03 07:32:41 AM  
Relax! All this means is that lefties are more easily satisfied. I am a rightie and haven't been satisfied with sex for some time, but is not because I am right handed. It is because I am 71 and can't find anyone to have sex with that is not as old and wrinkled as I am.
 
2014-04-03 07:32:56 AM  
OK, now that I RTFA, I wonder if it's a hoax.  Do Aussies celebrate April Fools Day?  I like to think that 86% of us lefties are very satisfied with our sex lives compared to 15% of you tighty-righties, but that sounds a bit too suspicious.  Gotta admit I'm a horn monster of sorts and my best partner (not Rosie palm, BTW) was a lefty, but I'm a statistical anomaly in many ways.  Really, do you dexterites really have such low sexual satisfaction, or is this news.com.au's attempt to rattle peoples' cages?
 
2014-04-03 07:37:00 AM  

Psycat: OK, now that I RTFA, I wonder if it's a hoax.  Do Aussies celebrate April Fools Day?  I like to think that 86% of us lefties are very satisfied with our sex lives compared to 15% of you tighty-righties, but that sounds a bit too suspicious.  Gotta admit I'm a horn monster of sorts and my best partner (not Rosie palm, BTW) was a lefty, but I'm a statistical anomaly in many ways.  Really, do you dexterites really have such low sexual satisfaction, or is this news.com.au's attempt to rattle peoples' cages?


I just assumed it was a rigged survey to sell a vibrating rubber ball.
 
2014-04-03 07:41:47 AM  

macross87: Leftorium now selling adult items?


Ding dang diddly dildoes.

mike_d85: I just assumed it was a rigged survey to sell a vibrating rubber ball.


Yeah, I was wondering about that myself.  Seemed a bit over the top...
 
2014-04-03 07:52:10 AM  
Well yeah, if the mouse is on the right hand side of your keyboard...
 
2014-04-03 07:55:27 AM  
I call bullfeathers. My wife and I are both lefties and "extremely satisfied" is a once-or-twice-a-year thing in our house.

/Unless she's a Sekrit Deckster trying to bring my self esteem down, which I wouldn't be surprised at.
 
2014-04-03 07:56:51 AM  
Actually, the British have gotten it wrong for quite a while now...the slang term isn't really "cack-handed"...
 
2014-04-03 08:01:41 AM  
BTW, I'm one of those lefties who writes with a hook. Sure, I have better sex than you righties, but I have to copulate upside-down in gravity boots.

/and while having my left hand smacked with a ruler by a Dominican dominatrix nun in a latex habit

//and a PVC wimple with purple flowers

///I don't get many dates
 
2014-04-03 08:07:45 AM  
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I bet you're the kind of guy that would dark a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
 
2014-04-03 08:15:24 AM  
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Does that sound right to you?
 
2014-04-03 08:16:57 AM  
Psycat: OK, now that I RTFA, I wonder if it's a hoax. Do Aussies celebrate April Fools Day? I like to think that 86% of us lefties are very satisfied with our sex lives compared to 15% of you tighty-righties, but that sounds a bit too suspicious. Gotta admit I'm a horn monster of sorts and my best partner (not Rosie palm, BTW) was a lefty, but I'm a statistical anomaly in many ways. Really, do you dexterites really have such low sexual satisfaction, or is this news.com.au's attempt to rattle peoples' cages?

mike_d85: I just assumed it was a rigged survey to sell a vibrating rubber ball.

I figure that it's some left hander trying to boost his self-esteem with a rigged survey and a line of crapola. Sort of like the blacks do with their "our dicks are bigger", "once you go black you never go back" baloney.
 
2014-04-03 08:18:24 AM  
I'm guessing that left handed people feel the need to make up for their shortcomings so exaggerate and lie when asked questions by pollsters.
 
2014-04-03 08:20:39 AM  
...getting a kick
 
2014-04-03 08:23:32 AM  

varmitydog: I figure that it's some left hander trying to boost his self-esteem with a rigged survey and a line of crapola. Sort of like the blacks do with their "our dicks are bigger", "once you go black you never go back" baloney.


Once you go sinistral, you're never right again.

/Left On!
 
2014-04-03 08:29:01 AM  
I was lucky enough to be born after the stupid, unenlightened period of American history when left-handed kids were beaten in school and forced to write with their right hands.  Some of it was undoubtedly an anal-retentive desire to make all kids do their cursive handwriting the correct way (overlooking those of us who write with a hook), but there were a few cranky old nuns in the Catholic schools who really did associate the left hand with Satan.  I did, sadly, have a third-grade teacher who made me sit alone in a corner for being a lefty--and did the same thing to my lefty sister eight years later.  Nowadays, I'd be going through therapy and my parents would be suing the bejabbers out of the school district.
 
2014-04-03 08:32:39 AM  
Just to be fair I've been trying to do them all the same.You know how this sort of thing can escalate.
 
2014-04-03 08:35:51 AM  
Where does this leave the ambidextrous, bisexual cross-dressers, I ask you?

/rarely alone on a Saturday night?
 
2014-04-03 08:38:46 AM  

zarker: Freakin Rican: Lefty here ladies and it hangs to the right

TFA says lefties /enjoy/ it more, not that they're better in bed.


It's ok. You don't have to be jealous. You'll get your partner to make an O face eventually. Just keep working at it. Maybe find a leftie friend to give you some pointers.
 
2014-04-03 08:42:14 AM  
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