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(Sunshine Coast Daily News)   Girl straddles dead shark washed up on beach. Slammed on internet for 'disrespecting' dead animal   (sunshinecoastdaily.com.au) divider line 92
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2014-04-02 10:28:23 PM  
Smells like fish. Tastes somewhat off though.
 
2014-04-02 10:30:54 PM  
I guess she... humped the shark
 
2014-04-02 10:31:17 PM  
It's official: dead animals get more action than I do.
 
2014-04-02 10:42:29 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I guess she... humped the shark


Ugh. You may leave the Internet now. Your work here is done.
 
2014-04-02 10:43:59 PM  
I'm sure a live shark would disrespect us much much worse if we were dead.
 
2014-04-02 10:46:44 PM  
It's not like she killed it.  Maybe that shark was an asshole.  I hear most of them are.  Think of this as revenge for the USS Indianapolis.
 
2014-04-02 10:49:25 PM  
i took it as a bonding moment.
 
2014-04-02 11:15:49 PM  

Nabb1: Ugh. You may leave the Internet now. Your work here is done.


You're not the first person to tell me I should leave the Internet

/not even the first today
//can't... my subscription isn't up yet
///and I still have liquor
 
2014-04-02 11:22:05 PM  
Girl straddles dead shark...

That's hot
 
2014-04-02 11:30:21 PM  
♫ Out
You go out
So far out
You do the Mud Shark, baby... ♫
 
2014-04-02 11:41:15 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ Out
You go out
So far out
You do the Mud Shark, baby... ♫


That one has great sentimental value for me. It was one of the first albums I heard outside the friendly confines of top-40 radio hits, way back when I was a callow youth.
 
2014-04-02 11:58:06 PM  

skatedrifter: Girl straddles dead shark...

That's hot


She fills out that bikini nicely so I'm sure she'll find forgiveness somewhere.
 
2014-04-03 12:07:32 AM  
I'd hit it.
 
2014-04-03 12:14:10 AM  
Wouldn't the shark's skin just wreck the shiat out her legs?
 
2014-04-03 12:22:49 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-03 12:23:54 AM  
She can straddle my Great White anytime.  If you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2014-04-03 12:38:15 AM  

Prey4reign: She can straddle my Great White anytime.  If you know what I mean and I think you do.


I do, and sir, you should really have less self-esteem.


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-04-03 01:13:04 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I guess she... humped the shark



Lulz.
 
2014-04-03 01:17:33 AM  
This is nothing compared to the infamous mud shark incident involving Led Zeppelin at the Edgewater Hotel in Seattle back in 1969, which was no picnic, I assure you.

/Yes, I realize it's a story where the legend far exceeded reality.
 
2014-04-03 02:52:24 AM  
It's true, if something happens, you can be sure there will be people who disagree with it on the internet.
 
2014-04-03 02:52:37 AM  
♫She's a very kinky girl♪♫
 
2014-04-03 02:52:41 AM  
I heard she's terrible at sex. Totally likes a dead fish in bed.
 
2014-04-03 02:54:17 AM  
My cousin dry-humps road kill possums.
 
2014-04-03 02:58:23 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I guess she... humped the shark


Not bad, but I think we're going to need a bigger meme.
 
2014-04-03 03:00:45 AM  
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=straddling dead shark
 
2014-04-03 03:03:09 AM  
So it's a shark now? On Facebook this afternoon it was a dolphin, and they'd killed it.
 
2014-04-03 03:04:40 AM  
I liked "Two babes one octopus" better.
 
2014-04-03 03:06:05 AM  
The look on her face says she'll strike a sexy pose with ANYTHING YOU WANT as long as you're snapping photos.
This is when it's handy to have a cameraman as your wing man. Invite her to a private room, where the lighting is just perfect.
 
2014-04-03 03:11:35 AM  
Not disrespectful, but pretty farking stupid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pc2O92yGmw
 
2014-04-03 03:14:12 AM  

hb0mb: Wouldn't the shark's skin just wreck the shiat out her legs?


No, they're very soft if you don't rub them the wrong way.
 
2014-04-03 03:15:04 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: hb0mb: Wouldn't the shark's skin just wreck the shiat out her legs?

No, they're very soft if you don't rub them the wrong way.


Er, sharks I mean.
 
2014-04-03 03:16:40 AM  
when she washes ashore, ima so gonna do the same thing to her
 
2014-04-03 03:26:04 AM  

fusillade762: I'd hit it.


Why? It's already dead.


/lulzy thread guys. I needed the smiles.
 
2014-04-03 03:26:22 AM  
sighzipfap.jpg
 
2014-04-03 03:30:31 AM  

Ambivalence: I'm sure a live shark would disrespect us much much worse if we were dead.


Presumably we have more emotional depth and ability to recognize and respect death than a shark.

But then again, there's this article.
 
2014-04-03 03:35:17 AM  
The second photo... her big-spooning (jetpacking) the shark... that's kinda weird. She's getting a little too into the cuddle fest.
 
2014-04-03 03:37:23 AM  
www.jerryjoy.net

Maybe it was just a bad habit she learned early.
 
2014-04-03 03:40:51 AM  
Shark funerals are really quite beautiful. I'm stoic until the bagpipes start playing.
 
2014-04-03 03:41:50 AM  
static.thecia.com.au


...is not amused.
 
2014-04-03 03:44:53 AM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-04-03 04:26:46 AM  
i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-03 04:33:34 AM  

Ivo Shandor: [i.imgur.com image 692x519]


Hmmm, I basically see a pear on a dolphin's back. Sorry.
 
2014-04-03 04:37:50 AM  
Whatever. It's just a broken biological machine. It's no different than straddling a broken Xbox or PC.
 
2014-04-03 04:58:29 AM  

taurusowner: Whatever. It's just a broken biological machine. It's no different than straddling a broken Xbox or PC.


IT WAS ONE TIME
 
2014-04-03 05:20:19 AM  
Baby, our relationship has lost is shark...
 
2014-04-03 05:30:32 AM  

fusillade762: I'd hit it.


The girl or the shark?
 
2014-04-03 05:31:57 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I guess she... humped the shark


ew.
 
2014-04-03 05:45:18 AM  
Did the shark take a bunch of dirty mags to the bathroom beforehand?

www.flix66.com
 
2014-04-03 05:48:06 AM  

strangeluck: fusillade762: I'd hit it.

The girl or the shark?


Both.
 
2014-04-03 06:16:06 AM  
It woulda been hilarious if you shark came back to life and started eating her out. Could get messy though.
 
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