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(Natural News)   Cell phone radiation which was bad for you, then not really bad for you, is now making your penis soft   (naturalnews.com) divider line 71
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2014-04-02 08:14:50 PM
Not only that but I can't sleep and it gave me Assburger's.
 
2014-04-02 08:43:38 PM
Cell phones have also been linked to cancers

Citation needed.
 
2014-04-02 08:49:56 PM
There's an app for that

/it's called a "web browser"
 
2014-04-02 08:55:07 PM
I guess I should stop answering my phone with my dick.
 
2014-04-02 09:02:26 PM

doglover: Cell phones have also been linked to cancers

Citation needed.


Just takes some duct tape
 
2014-04-02 09:26:41 PM

delsydsoftware: I guess I should stop answering my phone with my dick.


depends who's calling....
 
2014-04-02 11:59:38 PM
Natural News. Dammit, I clicked before reading the logo. Oh well, while I'm there lets see what other gems I can find.

If Obamacare is a success because so many people were forced to buy into it, then by the same token Hitler's rounding up of Jews at gunpoint was also a huge success

Oh lord. I really should have just closed the window immediately.
 
2014-04-03 12:01:49 AM

doglover: Cell phones have also been linked to cancers

Citation needed.


The majority of the people who have cancer in the US have used a cellular telephone.

What do you mean that's not evidence?
 
2014-04-03 12:03:28 AM

doglover: Cell phones have also been linked to cancers

Citation needed.


It's beyond "Citation Needed" this is completely false statement in that there is a mountain of evidence that does not support that statement and zero replicated research that supports it.
 
2014-04-03 12:04:36 AM

TheOmni: doglover: Cell phones have also been linked to cancers

Citation needed.

The majority of the people who have cancer in the US have used a cellular telephone.

What do you mean that's not evidence?


https://xkcd.com/925/
 
2014-04-03 12:05:53 AM
NaturalNe-

cdn.niketalk.com

Really, submitter?

Really.

No. Just...Really?

I bet you also think because you get your political news from InfoWars, you're better educated than the sheeple who call you an idiot when you try to warn them, aren't you?

doglover: Cell phones have also been linked to cancers

Citation needed.


Mike Adams thinks anyone who asks for pesky things like "Citations" and scientific evidence is in on the conspiracy.

No. I'm not even kidding.
 
2014-04-03 12:11:11 AM

fusillade762: Natural News. Dammit, I clicked before reading the logo. Oh well, while I'm there lets see what other gems I can find.

If Obamacare is a success because so many people were forced to buy into it, then by the same token Hitler's rounding up of Jews at gunpoint was also a huge success

Oh lord. I really should have just closed the window immediately.


That's what I don't get about Natural News. They do a bunch of crazy shiat like this article, ant-vaccines, anti-GMOs, chemicals are coming to kill us all, and stuff that you would normally associate with left wing crazy, and then they go ahead and compare Obama to Hitler, deny global warming, and other stuff that you would normally associate with right wing crazy. Their crazy is all over the map, they need to pick a political ideology and stick with it.
 
2014-04-03 12:14:23 AM

TheOmni: Their crazy is all over the map, they need to pick a political ideology and stick with it.


Mike Adams is a self-described libertarian.
 
2014-04-03 12:18:01 AM

hardinparamedic: NaturalNe-



Really, submitter?

Really.

No. Just...Really?

I bet you also think because you get your political news from InfoWars, you're better educated than the sheeple who call you an idiot when you try to warn them, aren't you?

doglover: Cell phones have also been linked to cancers

Citation needed.

Mike Adams thinks anyone who asks for pesky things like "Citations" and scientific evidence is in on the conspiracy.

No. I'm not even kidding.


Do you listen to the SGU?
 
2014-04-03 12:22:07 AM

b2theory: Do you listen to the SGU


I feel bad I had to look that up. :( No, I don't listen to skeptic's guide. My first encounter with NaturalNews came with facebook, when someone recommended an article from there on cancer treatment way back in the day, and then again when a friend of mine tried the "enzyme drink" treatment for pancreatic cancer. (Didn't work too well for him.)
 
2014-04-03 12:29:06 AM

hardinparamedic: b2theory: Do you listen to the SGU

I feel bad I had to look that up. :( No, I don't listen to skeptic's guide. My first encounter with NaturalNews came with facebook, when someone recommended an article from there on cancer treatment way back in the day, and then again when a friend of mine tried the "enzyme drink" treatment for pancreatic cancer. (Didn't work too well for him.)


I am assuming your friend is no longer with us. I'm sorry for your loss.

The SGU is one of my favorites. For purely medical nonsense check out Quackcast as well
 
2014-04-03 12:35:03 AM

b2theory: I am assuming your friend is no longer with us. I'm sorry for your loss.


Sadly, no he isn't.

b2theory: The SGU is one of my favorites. For purely medical nonsense check out Quackcast as well


I'll do so. I typically read ScienceBlogs skeptic blogs, and ScienceBasedmedicine.
 
2014-04-03 01:08:19 AM
I haven't personally experienced this problem, but it probably explains why my ex girlfriend kept falling asleep while we were having sex.

Stupid cell phone radiation.

/right?
 
2014-04-03 01:53:54 AM
Never mind this bullshiat story, Mike Adams knows exactly what happened to the missing plane! SRSLY. Somebody better call CNN and let them know.

http://www.naturalnews.com/044430_Malaysia_Airlines_official_story_g ov ernment_cover-up.html
 
2014-04-03 03:18:26 AM

hardinparamedic: b2theory: The SGU is one of my favorites. For purely medical nonsense check out Quackcast as well


I'll do so. I typically read ScienceBlogs skeptic blogs, and ScienceBasedmedicine.


skeptoid is the most entertaining for me. especially if I'm just in the mood to hear about something I'm not familiar with. It's not really something I'd use as a citation though.
 
2014-04-03 03:23:11 AM
www.operatorchan.org
 
2014-04-03 03:24:50 AM
What a wonderful ball of crazy that website is.
 
2014-04-03 03:26:20 AM
I know it'snotnewsit'sfark but could we at least make the *really* shiatty links a different color, or something, so that I don't have to remember to look at ever tiny logo before I click?

And like porn, "shiatty sites" doesn't have to be described. We know it when we see it.

Subby.
 
2014-04-03 03:26:24 AM
I dunno guys. Let's throw scientific thought out the window here for a second and follow me down this rabbit hole.

The color red in great quantities makes people feel anxious and nervous.
Red is just a vibration in the electromagnetic spectrum.
Cell phone signals are vibrations in the electromagnetic spectrum.
Cell phone signals in great quantities make peoples' dick soft.
QED pharmeceutical companies are using vibrations to disturb peoples' libedo so they can sell us Viagra.
 
2014-04-03 03:29:48 AM

TheOmni: fusillade762: Natural News. Dammit, I clicked before reading the logo. Oh well, while I'm there lets see what other gems I can find.

If Obamacare is a success because so many people were forced to buy into it, then by the same token Hitler's rounding up of Jews at gunpoint was also a huge success

Oh lord. I really should have just closed the window immediately.

That's what I don't get about Natural News. They do a bunch of crazy shiat like this article, ant-vaccines, anti-GMOs, chemicals are coming to kill us all, and stuff that you would normally associate with left wing crazy, and then they go ahead and compare Obama to Hitler, deny global warming, and other stuff that you would normally associate with right wing crazy. Their crazy is all over the map, they need to pick a political ideology and stick with it.


Your left wing crazy examples tend to be more right wing crazy. Especially the chemtrails.
 
2014-04-03 03:33:42 AM
That article made my penis soft.
 
2014-04-03 03:36:05 AM
Wow.

I'd never heard of Natural News or Whale.to

I found this gem glancing through:

whale.to

That looks very "The Onion"esque

Entertaining craziness.
 
2014-04-03 03:38:58 AM
Makes WHOSE penis soft?  I'LL TELL YOU WHOSE ...  ;)
 
2014-04-03 03:39:21 AM

picturescrazy: Your left wing crazy examples tend to be more right wing crazy. Especially the chemtrails.


for left wing conspiracies the entity behind everything is usually some sort of big business.

for right wing conspiracies,
the entity behind everything is usually some sort of  big government.

for the completely batshiat insane, the entity behind everything is usually some sort of  secret society(lizard men, aliens, freemasons, etc..)

Chemtrails is one of those things that can fit neatly in all three categories.
 
2014-04-03 03:47:50 AM
iPenis
 
2014-04-03 03:51:07 AM

ISO15693: Wow.

I'd never heard of Natural News or Whale.to

I found this gem glancing through:

[whale.to image 850x603]

That looks very "The Onion"esque

Entertaining craziness.


GIS his name. You will be entertained.
 
2014-04-03 03:56:53 AM
Well... I find no trouble in watching porn with my iPhone since the sites stopped using Flash.
 
2014-04-03 04:14:40 AM
Getting older has made my penis soft.

When I was 17 though... Look out.

/ 44
 
2014-04-03 04:45:51 AM
This article is giving 5he weirdestbon3r right  now.
 
2014-04-03 04:50:23 AM
I've just completed a new study that proves that reading Natural News makes your dick fall off.

If you ask me for evidence you are part of the conspiracy.

:D
 
2014-04-03 05:14:13 AM
I thought it was the dove soap I use after I wash my hands.
 
2014-04-03 05:19:46 AM

picturescrazy: TheOmni: fusillade762: Natural News. Dammit, I clicked before reading the logo. Oh well, while I'm there lets see what other gems I can find.

If Obamacare is a success because so many people were forced to buy into it, then by the same token Hitler's rounding up of Jews at gunpoint was also a huge success

Oh lord. I really should have just closed the window immediately.

That's what I don't get about Natural News. They do a bunch of crazy shiat like this article, ant-vaccines, anti-GMOs, chemicals are coming to kill us all, and stuff that you would normally associate with left wing crazy, and then they go ahead and compare Obama to Hitler, deny global warming, and other stuff that you would normally associate with right wing crazy. Their crazy is all over the map, they need to pick a political ideology and stick with it.

Your left wing crazy examples tend to be more right wing crazy. Especially the chemtrails.


I have a pretty left-wing friend who posts shiat about chemtrails. And the anti-vaxxers seem to be divided relatively evenly between left and right.
 
2014-04-03 05:23:45 AM
...is now making your penis soft

Oh good, because I wasn't sure how to explain the bulge in my pants since I'm a chick and all.
 
2014-04-03 05:40:26 AM

SecretAgentWoman: ...is now making your penis soft

Oh good, because I wasn't sure how to explain the bulge in my pants since I'm a chick and all.


Well if you'd stop stuffing socks down there, your problem would go away.
 
2014-04-03 05:44:03 AM

That's what I don't get about Natural News. They do a bunch of crazy shiat like this article, ant-vaccines, anti-GMOs, chemicals are coming to kill us all, and stuff that you would normally associate with left wing crazy, and then they go ahead and compare Obama to Hitler, deny global warming, and other stuff that you would normally associate with right wing crazy. Their crazy is all over the map, they need to pick a political ideology and stick with it.


If they are right only five to ten percent of the time...it is still more than you.  

 
2014-04-03 05:48:22 AM
Rubberdong in your thong. Penis.
 
2014-04-03 05:52:33 AM

log_jammin: picturescrazy: Your left wing crazy examples tend to be more right wing crazy. Especially the chemtrails.

for left wing conspiracies the entity behind everything is usually some sort of big business.

for right wing conspiracies,the entity behind everything is usually some sort of  big government.

for the completely batshiat insane, the entity behind everything is usually some sort of  secret society(lizard men, aliens, freemasons, etc..)

Chemtrails is one of those things that can fit neatly in all three categories.


What about a secret union of Big Business, Big Government, and the Jewish Space Lizards? They're spraying chemtrails to brainwash us into forgetting that they stole our strategic matzo reserves!
 
2014-04-03 06:25:12 AM
I don't have a penis.. and I went lesbian 2 years ago.. do I still have to worry?
 
2014-04-03 06:26:22 AM

delsydsoftware: I guess I should stop answering my phone with my dick.


How YOU doin?
 
2014-04-03 06:29:38 AM
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2014-04-03 06:37:34 AM

hardinparamedic: NaturalNe-



Really, submitter?

Really.

No. Just...Really?

I bet you also think because you get your political news from InfoWars, you're better educated than the sheeple who call you an idiot when you try to warn them, aren't you?

doglover: Cell phones have also been linked to cancers

Citation needed.

Mike Adams thinks anyone who asks for pesky things like "Citations" and scientific evidence is in on the conspiracy.

No. I'm not even kidding.


Subby can't help it, he or she was obviously dropped on their head in infancy.

I blame the mods for continuing to appove links to Natural News.

But I guess clickbait drives revenue, so who cares how dubious the 'news' is on the news aggregation site?
 
2014-04-03 06:38:57 AM

SecretAgentWoman: ...is now making your penis soft

Oh good, because I wasn't sure how to explain the bulge in my pants since I'm a chick and all.


We're not judging. This is a more enlightened age
 
2014-04-03 07:12:46 AM
comedycentral.mtvnimages.com
 
2014-04-03 07:17:13 AM
Are there any non-trolls who buy this BS?
 
2014-04-03 07:21:41 AM
The men in the study who had erectile dysfunction carried switched-on cell phones for an average of 4.4 hours daily, whereas the men without erectile dysfunction averaged 1.8 hours.

Wow, according to that my dick probably should have just fallen off by now.

/Who the fark did they find that has their cell phone on them for less than two hours a day? Do these people just never leave the house?
 
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