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(Mirror.co.uk)   Protip: If you're only 20 years old and have already had two heart attacks and three strokes, you might want to cut back on the bodybuilding and steroids   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 29
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2014-04-02 09:48:35 PM
4 votes:
If I was one of his pallbearers, before I lifting I'd say, "can you spot me?"
2014-04-02 09:50:46 PM
3 votes:
I bet he left behind a kick ass Affliction shirt collection.
2014-04-02 09:43:48 PM
3 votes:
It's too bad he left behind such awful photos.
2014-04-02 09:27:48 PM
3 votes:
To be fair, when I was twenty, I could only get three strokes in before I orgasimed.
2014-04-02 09:52:58 PM
2 votes:

farkingismybusiness: I bet he left behind a kick ass Affliction shirt collection.


hahaha I was just thinking that. I bet he had lots of jeans with swirly shiat all over the farking pockets too.
2014-04-02 09:38:54 PM
2 votes:
He was 5´2"?

Was he trying to compensate for something?
2014-04-02 09:38:34 PM
2 votes:
Subby, do you even lift?
2014-04-02 09:36:16 PM
2 votes:
Yay Darwin!
2014-04-03 04:37:08 AM
1 votes:

LincolnLogolas: farkingismybusiness: Plastic Trash Vortex: God-is-a-Taco: It's funny because his poor self-image lead to his death and he's not female

It would have been funny if he were female too, because most female bodybuilders look ridiculous.

Add in the fact that the female bodybuilders are so flush with testosterone that they need implants in order to have books. These usually look like they glued grapefruits to their chests. Add in that the testosterone gives a certain other part of their anatomy a very "masculine" appearance, and you've got a recipe for "OH GOD PLEASE PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!"


But the extra testosterone increases their libido, making them more inclined to want to share their clenis with you.

/implanting books is never a good idea
2014-04-03 03:09:56 AM
1 votes:
Life is brutish and short.
2014-04-02 11:57:58 PM
1 votes:

ElLoco: DisposableSavior: I ride my bike to the gym (about 2.6 miles)

So... you ride about 6 mph?


I lol'd.
2014-04-02 11:48:42 PM
1 votes:

ElLoco: Spaceballer: CruJones: Spaceballer: Plastic Trash Vortex: God-is-a-Taco: It's funny because his poor self-image lead to his death and he's not female

It would have been funny if he were female too, because most female bodybuilders look ridiculous.

ridiculous??? whatever dude...

NSFW or this Universe

THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING
/please tell me that clenis is shooped

If you really want to know, "her" name is Denise Masino. Have fun researching that.

...

I have the weirdest boner right now.


So does Denise Masino.
2014-04-02 11:35:36 PM
1 votes:
Approveth:

25.media.tumblr.com

/it'th not juithe
//it'th a protein thake
2014-04-02 11:33:29 PM
1 votes:

Spaceballer: CruJones: Spaceballer: Plastic Trash Vortex: God-is-a-Taco: It's funny because his poor self-image lead to his death and he's not female

It would have been funny if he were female too, because most female bodybuilders look ridiculous.

ridiculous??? whatever dude...

NSFW or this Universe

THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING
/please tell me that clenis is shooped

If you really want to know, "her" name is Denise Masino. Have fun researching that.


...

I have the weirdest boner right now.
2014-04-02 10:58:19 PM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
Found a pic of him.
2014-04-02 10:26:13 PM
1 votes:

Spaceballer: Plastic Trash Vortex: God-is-a-Taco: It's funny because his poor self-image lead to his death and he's not female

It would have been funny if he were female too, because most female bodybuilders look ridiculous.

ridiculous??? whatever dude...

NSFW or this Universe


I had no idea that emetics were now available in jpeg form.
2014-04-02 10:22:11 PM
1 votes:

Spaceballer: Plastic Trash Vortex: God-is-a-Taco: It's funny because his poor self-image lead to his death and he's not female

It would have been funny if he were female too, because most female bodybuilders look ridiculous.

ridiculous??? whatever dude...

NSFW or this Universe


THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING
/please tell me that clenis is shooped
2014-04-02 10:15:14 PM
1 votes:

Plastic Trash Vortex: God-is-a-Taco: It's funny because his poor self-image lead to his death and he's not female

It would have been funny if he were female too, because most female bodybuilders look ridiculous.


i.dailymail.co.uk
2014-04-02 09:58:41 PM
1 votes:

The_Gallant_Gallstone: ISO15693: Woo was it that said "short people got no reason to live"?

Dude was 5'2. He wasn't going to have a normal life anyway, apart from the occasional Wizard of Oz play.

Plenty of short guys have gone on to lead prominent lives... Napoleon, Dr. Goebbels... uhm....


Tom Cruise.
2014-04-02 09:56:10 PM
1 votes:

Plastic Trash Vortex: God-is-a-Taco: It's funny because his poor self-image lead to his death and he's not female

It would have been funny if he were female too, because most female bodybuilders look ridiculous.


www.internetafterdark.com
2014-04-02 09:55:38 PM
1 votes:
And this affects the search for Flight MH370 how?
2014-04-02 09:55:00 PM
1 votes:
lol 5'2
2014-04-02 09:53:33 PM
1 votes:

God-is-a-Taco: It's funny because his poor self-image lead to his death and he's not female


It would have been funny if he were female too, because most female bodybuilders look ridiculous.
2014-04-02 09:45:45 PM
1 votes:
I was addicted to steroids in 6th grade. Thank god for Ben Affleck and that after school special or else I too would be dead.
2014-04-02 09:43:51 PM
1 votes:
Woo was it that said "short people got no reason to live"?

Dude was 5'2. He wasn't going to have a normal life anyway, apart from the occasional Wizard of Oz play.
2014-04-02 09:43:49 PM
1 votes:
Live Strong; die young.
2014-04-02 09:37:08 PM
1 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: To be fair, when I was twenty, I could only get three strokes in before I orgasimed.


Different strokes
2014-04-02 08:10:19 PM
1 votes:
Did he finally beat The Ayatollah, though?
2014-04-02 06:19:22 PM
1 votes:
He refused to listen to friends and family telling them he was 'invincible and limitless'.

invincible
 
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