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2014-04-03 02:26:29 AM

The_Gallant_Gallstone: ISO15693: Woo was it that said "short people got no reason to live"?

Dude was 5'2. He wasn't going to have a normal life anyway, apart from the occasional Wizard of Oz play.

Plenty of short guys have gone on to lead prominent lives... Napoleon, Dr. Goebbels... uhm....


Napoleon was 5'9"
Actually taller than average.
Google it.
 
2014-04-03 02:56:57 AM

kittymewmewmew: He was 5´2"?

Was he trying to compensate for something?


That's what I immediately thought when I saw that, and it is such a shame. There are a lot of people who would want a ripped guy, regardless of height, I'm sure.
 
2014-04-03 03:09:56 AM
Life is brutish and short.
 
2014-04-03 03:33:31 AM

belhade: Approveth:



/it'th not juithe
//it'th a protein thake


You win.
 
mhd
2014-04-03 03:57:21 AM
From the "Previous Articles" section:

i.imgur.com

WTF?
 
2014-04-03 04:37:08 AM

LincolnLogolas: farkingismybusiness: Plastic Trash Vortex: God-is-a-Taco: It's funny because his poor self-image lead to his death and he's not female

It would have been funny if he were female too, because most female bodybuilders look ridiculous.

Add in the fact that the female bodybuilders are so flush with testosterone that they need implants in order to have books. These usually look like they glued grapefruits to their chests. Add in that the testosterone gives a certain other part of their anatomy a very "masculine" appearance, and you've got a recipe for "OH GOD PLEASE PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!"


But the extra testosterone increases their libido, making them more inclined to want to share their clenis with you.

/implanting books is never a good idea
 
2014-04-03 04:56:46 AM

mhd: From the "Previous Articles" section:

[i.imgur.com image 640x426]

WTF?


Seriously.

/ guy needs to work on his pecs..
 
2014-04-03 06:23:26 AM

mhd: From the "Previous Articles" section:

[i.imgur.com image 640x426]

WTF?


Who scratches his head?
 
2014-04-03 06:49:20 AM
Napoleon complex much?
 
2014-04-03 06:52:57 AM

You know who else is 5' 2" and likes to work out?

4.bp.blogspot.com

He has compensating factors though.

 
2014-04-03 08:59:54 AM

OscarTamerz: You know who else is 5' 2" and likes to work out?


Ray Romano?
 
2014-04-03 09:16:12 AM

Pharmdawg: Your heart, depending on genetic factors, etc., doesn't care whether that extra weight is muscle or fat. When it's had enough, you're farked. This guy (and I) found out the hard way.




I guess I'm lucky. I gained a ton of weight when my thyroid decided to join my hypothalamus in being a fark-up, but my blood pressure maybe went from low to normal, if it changed at all. Before it was always so low that when I was in the hospital for gallbladder surgery years ago, they wouldn't give me pain meds after because it was too low. Even though it was what it always is (90/70 ish?). Apparently narcolepsy keeps your blood pressure pretty low. It's the least it could do for farking up everything else, I guess.
 
2014-04-03 09:43:40 AM

ElLoco: Spaceballer: CruJones: Spaceballer: Plastic Trash Vortex: God-is-a-Taco: It's funny because his poor self-image lead to his death and he's not female

It would have been funny if he were female too, because most female bodybuilders look ridiculous.

ridiculous??? whatever dude...

NSFW or this Universe

THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING
/please tell me that clenis is shooped

If you really want to know, "her" name is Denise Masino. Have fun researching that.

...

I have the weirdest boner right now.




So does she.
 
2014-04-03 12:46:56 PM

Nidiot: LincolnLogolas: farkingismybusiness: Plastic Trash Vortex: God-is-a-Taco: It's funny because his poor self-image lead to his death and he's not female

It would have been funny if he were female too, because most female bodybuilders look ridiculous.

Add in the fact that the female bodybuilders are so flush with testosterone that they need implants in order to have books. These usually look like they glued grapefruits to their chests. Add in that the testosterone gives a certain other part of their anatomy a very "masculine" appearance, and you've got a recipe for "OH GOD PLEASE PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!"

But the extra testosterone increases their libido, making them more inclined to want to share their clenis with you.

/implanting books is never a good idea


Lulz, I really need to disable autocorrect.
 
2014-04-03 07:23:41 PM

Sweet Bucky: OscarTamerz: You know who else is 5' 2" and likes to work out?

Ray Romano?


Uh, no, that's Peter North. You may be more familiar with his work.

www.hollywoodtuna.com
 
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