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(BusinessWeek)   If those new fine leather golf gloves that you just bought were made in China, the reason why they're so soft and supple is that they're made from the testicles of stolen dogs   (businessweek.com) divider line 66
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2014-04-02 08:04:06 PM
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2014-04-02 08:36:58 PM
I blame Bob Barker.
 
2014-04-02 08:48:20 PM
*looks at pair of work gloves that were made in China*

Meh. Dogs are just useless shiat machines nowadays.
 
2014-04-02 08:51:28 PM
I heard that they make you always it into the ruff.

/got nothing
 
2014-04-02 08:56:27 PM
I was in Shanghai recently and toured a silk carpet factory. I'm now glad I didn't buy anything as I now think my dogs would not have liked it.

The carpets were of very fine quality.
 
2014-04-02 09:03:45 PM
Is that why I tend to lick them?
 
2014-04-02 09:08:14 PM
WTF, China? What is wrong with the far east?
 
2014-04-02 09:19:40 PM
Aristotle Onassis's yacht had seats upholstered with whale-penis leather.
 
2014-04-02 09:24:18 PM
Why are you licking your gloves?

Because I can.
 
2014-04-02 09:28:51 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Aristotle Onassis's yacht had seats upholstered with whale-penis leather.


I bet that's some supple leather.
 
2014-04-02 09:44:06 PM

Marcus Aurelius: TuteTibiImperes: Aristotle Onassis's yacht had seats upholstered with whale-penis leather.

I bet that's some supple leather.


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"The luxurious seats are stuffed with eagle down, and the dashboard laced with the beaks of 1000 eagles. Also there are some eagles under the floorboards."
 
2014-04-02 09:47:11 PM
Just wondering, do they market pairs of Michael Vick golf gloves.
 
2014-04-02 09:56:41 PM

Prey4reign: Just wondering, do they market pairs of Michael Vick golf gloves.


I don't want gloves made from a dick.
 
2014-04-02 10:12:36 PM
My dogs just got thrown away when they were removed. If I knew I could make soft, supple gloves with them, that would have been a nice bonus.
 
2014-04-02 10:25:56 PM

Mugato: WTF, China? What is wrong with the far east?


wut? you do not like glove made of dog ball sack? then do not buy, peasant.
 
2014-04-02 11:06:05 PM
Coincidence? I think not.

www.bite.ca

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2014-04-02 11:22:17 PM
I was wondering my mine came split down the middle with a touch of mustard.

/the ONLY way to eat hot dogs
 
2014-04-02 11:43:46 PM
"The skin of testicles." Has nobody at Bloomberg Business News ever heard the term "scrotum?" Do they think that word is too clinical or something?
 
2014-04-02 11:50:51 PM
Meh, holding them to human standards is a bit too much to ask for
 
2014-04-02 11:51:05 PM
Meh.

Dog leather is inhumane, but cow leather is a-ok?

Tell that to the Indians.
 
2014-04-02 11:52:01 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Meh, holding them to human standards is a bit too much to ask for


^
 
2014-04-02 11:54:14 PM

Mugato: WTF, China? What is wrong with the far east?


Says the guy from the west, whose culture has, for centuries, bound books in human skin.

And if I remember my Fark links correctly, still does.
 
2014-04-02 11:56:10 PM
I'd never buy Thai golf gloves.
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I only import mine from Wisconsin.
 
2014-04-02 11:56:33 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Meh, holding them to human standards is a bit too much to ask for


That's some moral absolutism there, Lou.

Would you say it's the white man's burden to educate these savages?
 
2014-04-02 11:56:40 PM
It's not cheating if you lick peanut butter off your dog-ball gloves, because it's your glove.

/or,something
//did you skin a cheetah?
 
2014-04-02 11:56:50 PM
Wondered why they itch so much
 
2014-04-02 11:57:16 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Aristotle Onassis's yacht had seats upholstered with whale-penis leather.


If you fidgit on them they turn into couches.
 
2014-04-02 11:58:56 PM

sendtodave: Meh.

Dog leather is inhumane, but cow leather is a-ok?

Tell that to the Indians.


I don't remember, they had dogs at the first Thanksgiving?
 
2014-04-03 12:00:42 AM

CruJones: It's not cheating if you lick peanut butter off your dog-ball gloves, because it's your glove.

/or,something
//did you skin a cheetah?


Barry's last name is Manilow?
 
2014-04-03 12:03:31 AM

jaylectricity: sendtodave: Meh.

Dog leather is inhumane, but cow leather is a-ok?

Tell that to the Indians.

I don't remember, they had dogs at the first Thanksgiving?


Dot, not feather.
 
2014-04-03 12:05:46 AM

Triumph: "The skin of testicles." Has nobody at Bloomberg Business News ever heard the term "scrotum?" Do they think that word is too clinical or something?


Or too Latin. Greek FTW.
 
2014-04-03 12:08:15 AM
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2014-04-03 12:09:45 AM

jaylectricity: sendtodave: Meh.

Dog leather is inhumane, but cow leather is a-ok?

Tell that to the Indians.

I don't remember, they had dogs at the first Thanksgiving?


Not THOSE Indians!
 
2014-04-03 12:11:58 AM
They found a use for the leftovers from neutering dogs.  Big deal.
 
2014-04-03 12:16:14 AM

sendtodave: Meh.

Dog leather is inhumane, but cow leather is a-ok?

Tell that to the Indians.


Red skins?
 
2014-04-03 12:16:53 AM

sendtodave: jaylectricity: sendtodave: Meh.

Dog leather is inhumane, but cow leather is a-ok?

Tell that to the Indians.

I don't remember, they had dogs at the first Thanksgiving?

Dot, not feather.


It was a joke. Triumph got it.
 
2014-04-03 12:21:55 AM

jaylectricity: It was a joke.


So was "dot, not feather."
 
Ral
2014-04-03 12:25:49 AM
These weird China schemes always seem so inefficient to me.  Is it REALLY that hard to get cheap cow/goat/deer leather?  Is it really that much easier/cheaper to steal dogs (which have tiny skins anyway compared to other animals)?
 
2014-04-03 12:26:08 AM

sendtodave: jaylectricity: It was a joke.

So was "dot, not feather."


I'm sorry, brother-of-bad-jokes. I misjudged you. Can we be friends?
 
2014-04-03 12:28:15 AM

jaylectricity: sendtodave: jaylectricity: It was a joke.

So was "dot, not feather."

I'm sorry, brother-of-bad-jokes. I misjudged you. Can we be friends?


I dunno, you seem the type that'd be an Indian giver.
 
2014-04-03 12:30:32 AM

sendtodave: jaylectricity: sendtodave: jaylectricity: It was a joke.

So was "dot, not feather."

I'm sorry, brother-of-bad-jokes. I misjudged you. Can we be friends?

I dunno, you seem the type that'd be an Indian giver.


Once I set a gift free, it belongs to the world.

It would be selfish to enjoy these farts all by myself.
 
2014-04-03 12:36:19 AM
So it's better if the vet just takes all those dog balls and tosses them in the trash? What's the big deal here?
 
2014-04-03 12:41:40 AM

dahmers love zombie: Prey4reign: Just wondering, do they market pairs of Michael Vick golf gloves.

I don't want gloves made from a dick.


www.parts-recycling.com
 
2014-04-03 12:58:25 AM
Dogs are lovable and edible - if you dont like it ... realise that YOU are lovable and edible.
(as a side note, most Chinese do not eat dog, that is more a korean thing, it tastes disgusting)
 
2014-04-03 01:00:56 AM
well, do they work?
 
2014-04-03 01:02:00 AM

Ral: These weird China schemes always seem so inefficient to me.  Is it REALLY that hard to get cheap cow/goat/deer leather?  Is it really that much easier/cheaper to steal dogs (which have tiny skins anyway compared to other animals)?


You are only seeing the stories that piss off the western media (they suffer the same problem)

They use cow, goat, deer, rabbit, rat, etc... Dog is rare, they know that is inefficient too.
They use EVERYTHING

// will be there this time next week, going for the duck, or maybe the "dunno but it looks kinda like a crab crossed with a giant bedbug"
 
2014-04-03 01:04:50 AM
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2014-04-03 01:10:37 AM
I really want a dog testicle golf glove.
 
2014-04-03 01:21:37 AM

LittleJoeSF: I really want a dog testicle golf glove.


The dog testicles have to be stolen or you'll lose all street cred.
 
2014-04-03 01:22:59 AM
Always check the manufacturer's label. You only get the scrotum golf gloves if you need help controlling your balls. You want penis gloves if you're working on your stroke.
 
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