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2014-04-02 05:58:22 PM  
This is news to you?  I'm on my fifth blown O-ring repair.

Thank god I got a warranty.
 
2014-04-02 06:04:29 PM  
Haven't we covered this hoo-hah at least a half-dozen times already?

I guess the modmins are giving the repeat checker lip service or something..
 
2014-04-02 06:06:56 PM  

markie_farkie: Haven't we covered this hoo-hah at least a half-dozen times already?

I guess the modmins are giving the repeat checker lip service or something..


As yourself.  Can you ever really cover enough hoo-hah?
 
2014-04-02 06:09:58 PM  

brap: markie_farkie: Haven't we covered this hoo-hah at least a half-dozen times already?

I guess the modmins are giving the repeat checker lip service or something..

As yourself.  Can you ever really cover enough hoo-hah?


Now, as Winston Churchill.
 
2014-04-02 06:10:29 PM  

brap: As yourself. Can you ever really cover enough hoo-hah?

Depends on whether or not it's been a while.
 
2014-04-02 06:13:14 PM  
Is this a repeat of the story on Courtney Love reforming her Hole?
 
2014-04-02 06:15:14 PM  
ITT: Sophomoric euphemisms for female genitalia
 
2014-04-02 06:19:39 PM  
Podcast is 30 minutes, got through 5.  My best teen sexual experiences were with a young woman with large labia.  She was like a Georgia O'Keefe painting come to life.   So that has always seemed like the best, and the Barbie look as much a turn-off as a big fake chest.
 
2014-04-02 06:32:20 PM  
Women demand we accept them as they are yet they are running around mutilating themselves?
 
2014-04-02 06:40:41 PM  
If it dangles or wrinkles, someone will make sure it doesn't for the right price.
 
2014-04-02 06:42:54 PM  

timujin: Is this a repeat of the story on Courtney Love reforming her Hole?


Funny button for you once this hits the main page.
 
2014-04-02 06:50:09 PM  
Ladies, there is nothing wrong with your labia.  Large, small, it doesn't matter.  Personally, I like the large labia, they inflate nicely when properly aroused.

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-02 06:57:35 PM  
An interesting documentary on the subject. I'm still not understanding the desire to mutilate yourself in an area that relatively few people will see and those that will will love it regardless...

NSFW obviously
 
2014-04-02 07:15:58 PM  

brap: This is news to you?  I'm on my fifth blown O-ring repair.

Thank god I got a warranty.


You should look into your state's lemon laws.
 
2014-04-02 07:18:23 PM  
You didn't know, it's been around at least as long as anal bleaching.
 
2014-04-02 07:20:22 PM  

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: brap: This is news to you?  I'm on my fifth blown O-ring repair.

Thank god I got a warranty.

You should look into your state's lemon laws.


Shouldn't the lemon test be done before you blow the O-ring?
 
2014-04-02 07:26:51 PM  

brap: markie_farkie: Haven't we covered this hoo-hah at least a half-dozen times already?

I guess the modmins are giving the repeat checker lip service or something..

As yourself.  Can you ever really cover enough hoo-hah?


Personally, I would prefer hoo-hahs to be uncovered more than they currently are.
 
2014-04-02 07:26:55 PM  

brap: markie_farkie: Haven't we covered this hoo-hah at least a half-dozen times already?

I guess the modmins are giving the repeat checker lip service or something..

As yourself.  Can you ever really cover enough hoo-hah?


Hoo-hah is best when it is uncovered, IMHO. (NSFW)
 
2014-04-02 07:27:54 PM  

Cyberluddite: brap: markie_farkie: Haven't we covered this hoo-hah at least a half-dozen times already?

I guess the modmins are giving the repeat checker lip service or something..

As yourself.  Can you ever really cover enough hoo-hah?

Personally, I would prefer hoo-hahs to be uncovered more than they currently are.


4 seconds!
 
2014-04-02 07:30:11 PM  
I'm pro-for it.

Is that the same as being anti-against it?
 
2014-04-02 07:33:17 PM  

Banned on the Run: 4 seconds!


My post may have been first, but yours was better.
 
2014-04-02 07:35:32 PM  
Ladies. We love you the way you are. Honest. Please quit doing silly things to yourselves.
 
2014-04-02 07:37:53 PM  
well, to be fair, most vaginas look like a can of smashed assholes.
 
2014-04-02 07:44:50 PM  

some_beer_drinker: well, to be fair, most vaginas look like a can of smashed assholes.


I haven't seen most of them. But I'm willing to investigate. You know, for science.
 
2014-04-02 07:49:14 PM  
I'd consider getting it done, mostly because the labia "interfere" with things, and not in a good way.


Notabunny: Ladies. We love you the way you are. Honest. Please quit doing silly things to yourselves.


We're not doing it for you, shiatforbrains.
 
2014-04-02 07:49:52 PM  
Subby sound like a TIL reddiot. Also, a little hair can mitigate the need for a meatcurtainectomy.
 
2014-04-02 07:50:25 PM  
Its the duality of man that we lustfully bury our faces what appears to be a rare pastrami sandwich that smells like its a week or two old ...

... and absolutely love every minute of it.
 
2014-04-02 07:51:12 PM  

FizixJunkee: I'd consider getting it done, mostly because the labia "interfere" with things, and not in a good way.


Notabunny: Ladies. We love you the way you are. Honest. Please quit doing silly things to yourselves.

We're not doing it for you, shiatforbrains.


Ouch!
 
2014-04-02 07:54:20 PM  
This thread is useless without pictures of nice vaginas.
 
2014-04-02 07:54:59 PM  

brap: This is news to you?  I'm on my fifth blown O-ring repair.

Thank god I got a warranty.


Try a different vendor that Morton Thiokol
 
2014-04-02 07:55:05 PM  
Delicious; soft like rose petals... love the color changes, the swelling, the taste; mark me down as a Labia Man!
 
2014-04-02 07:55:16 PM  
thumbs.dreamstime.com
 
2014-04-02 07:56:06 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: An interesting documentary on the subject. I'm still not understanding the desire to mutilate yourself in an area that relatively few people will see and those that will will love it regardless...

NSFW obviously


That was very interesting until they got to the actual procedure.  Sweet mother of god, I don't know why I thought it would be any different than the butchery I witnessed but it will be weeks before I uncross my legs in sympathy.
 
2014-04-02 07:56:26 PM  

FizixJunkee: I'd consider getting it done, mostly because the labia "interfere" with things, and not in a good way.


Notabunny: Ladies. We love you the way you are. Honest. Please quit doing silly things to yourselves.

We're not doing it for you, shiatforbrains.


Sure, some aren't. But based on a total lack of information, I'll bet that most are doing it for aesthetics.
 
2014-04-02 07:56:47 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-02 07:56:55 PM  

Renob: This thread is useless without pictures of nice vaginas.


and or, pics of sliced roast beef.
 
2014-04-02 07:57:39 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: I'm still not understanding the desire to mutilate yourself in an area that relatively few people will see and those that will will love it regardless...


I almost get it the desire.  I had hernia surgery and it left one of the boys hanging really low even after everything had tightened up again, so I got a sack tuck.  I would not have gotten if if insurance hadn't paid for it, but since it was a side effect of the surgery they covered it.  My conclusion?  Totally worth it.  I was not happy sitting on my balls at least once a day no matter how tight my underwear was.  Plus, even though my wife never complained, there was just something ridiculous about a testitcle that hung a full 8 inches straight down.  If you took a photo and blurred it, you'd think I was John Holmes.  If you actually saw it, you'd think "well, something is clearly not right."

So yeah, if a woman hangs a little low I can see how that would translate to physical discomfort.  It would make it difficult to wear tight pants, it might overwhelm a thong, and leg-sticking in extreme cases would certainly be unpleasant.  I'm not sure if there's any pain if a woman sits on her labia minora, but if it's anything like sitting on your balls then you want to get it fixed.

That said, I love the hangers on women.  There's just more character to work with.
 
2014-04-02 07:58:01 PM  

markie_farkie: I guess the modmins are giving the repeat checker lip service or something..


What's that? You want more Gawker and Buzzfeed?
 
2014-04-02 07:58:09 PM  
This is a skitchy subject for me. Mine is comfortable, could use a wax touch up but side from that I'm not sure why women would get this done.
 
2014-04-02 07:58:29 PM  
About 20 years ago I was in Vancouver.  Some little bar/strip club (they had a tiny stage with one pole in the corner).  We nicknamed the lady who came out for the lunchtime show "lasagna noodles".
 
2014-04-02 07:59:22 PM  
nom nom nom nom nom
 
2014-04-02 07:59:37 PM  
It's a popular procedure for milf porn stars.
 
2014-04-02 08:01:25 PM  
Labiaplasty also has its place as reconstructive. Some women end up with torn labia due to things like childbirth or sexual assault which can lead to lifelong pain and sexual difficulties.

It's not something that is only done for cosmetic purposes.

Even when it is cosmetic; who cares? If a woman feels more comfortable having a trim, that is entirely her business.
 
2014-04-02 08:03:13 PM  

some_beer_drinker: well, to be fair, most vaginas look like a can of smashed assholes.


Why a can?
 
2014-04-02 08:04:28 PM  

FizixJunkee: I'd consider getting it done, mostly because the labia "interfere" with things, and not in a good way.


Notabunny: Ladies. We love you the way you are. Honest. Please quit doing silly things to yourselves.

We're not doing it for you, shiatforbrains.


You're sure as hell not doing it for yourself. Not for your sexual pleasure. Not for display. Not because you've got anything remotely resembling a non-toxic self-image.

Nope. You're doing it for the bottom line of the plastic surgery industry and a neurotic-bordering-on-psychotic self-hatred.
 
2014-04-02 08:05:16 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Renob: This thread is useless without pictures of nice vaginas.

and or, pics of sliced roast beef.


This is totally off the subject, but some beer drinker, do you remember that picture you posted a while back of your dog with eyebrows drawn on his forehead? Well, I swear to god Around the Horn used that picture in their show today.
 
2014-04-02 08:05:41 PM  
Sick? really subby?
What a woman chooses to do to her own labia/vulva is her business and her business alone.
 
2014-04-02 08:05:53 PM  
Anyone who read Puzo's  The Godfather  knows all the details.

/kinda wanted to see it in the movie. talk about sleeping with the fishes
 
2014-04-02 08:06:36 PM  

FizixJunkee: I'd consider getting it done, mostly because the labia "interfere" with things, and not in a good way.


Well ok then.  Just for the record, the old scrotum and testes have been known to dangle in some precarious places, but I think I'll hang onto them just the same.

Notabunny: Ladies. We love you the way you are. Honest. Please quit doing silly things to yourselves.

We're not doing it for you, shiatforbrains.


Wow.  Before ya hit the OR for that labiaplasty,  I recommend you tell the surgeon to bring a little plastic shovel and get some of that sand out while he or she is down there.
 
2014-04-02 08:07:16 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: some_beer_drinker: well, to be fair, most vaginas look like a can of smashed assholes.

Why a can?


That's where the asshole is ... in the can.
 
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