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(The Raw Story)   Not News: AZ lawmaker calls for vote to remove openly gay colleague from his leadership post citing his "dishonesty". News: The Lawmaker is a Democrat. Fark: She called for the vote because she doesn't think her colleague is gay ENOUGH   (rawstory.com) divider line 65
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2014-04-02 03:58:26 PM  
Define gay enough please.  What?  He won't do rimming?
 
2014-04-02 04:04:15 PM  
"I said, 'You ought to act more gay,' and he said, 'I can't,'" she said. "It was an attempt to be sort of neutral. I'm fine with him being gay or not."

That's her attempt at being neutral. That's worrisome.
 
2014-04-02 04:15:11 PM  
I think it's pretty evident that there's something in the Arizona environment causing a virtual epidemic of idiocy
 
2014-04-02 04:24:05 PM  
"He's running for office and staying in leadership, and he wasn't (at the Capitol) all last week,

That's something that has always bothered me...when a person is running for one position, while supposedly filling another position, and that person neglects the job that they have, in an effort to get a different job, while still collecting the salary.

With that said, isn't that pretty-much standard operating procedure?
 
2014-04-02 04:26:26 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: With that said, isn't that pretty-much standard operating procedure?


Yeah, but straight folks are allowed to neglect their jobs. Duh.
 
2014-04-02 04:29:57 PM  

jwa007: Define gay enough please.  What?  He won't do rimming?


"I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals fa-laming"

Homer Simpson Rand Paul
 
2014-04-02 04:30:15 PM  
You know, if she had just called for a vote to remove him because of the fact that he was running for another office, we'd be talking about how he should step down because he voted to remove the previous whip for the same reason. Instead, she let a bunch of stupid fall out of her mouth, and now we're talking about her.
 
2014-04-02 04:31:14 PM  
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2014-04-02 06:02:09 PM  
Could you gay a little harder, please?
 
2014-04-02 06:07:53 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [cdn.uproxx.com image 500x295]


My physical condition is only average, and while my musical collection is diverse it includes nothing by Celine Dion nor will it ever.

I do, however, drink a pink lemonade/vodka mix. Does that at least qualify me for bisexuality?
 
2014-04-02 06:08:06 PM  
"I said, 'You ought to act more gay,' and he said, 'I can't,'" she said. "It was an attempt to be sort of neutral. I'm fine with him being gay or not."

Well someone need to work on their communication skills...

Holly shiat, Arizona is just one oddly shaped singularity of f*cked-up-ed-ness, isn't it?
 
2014-04-02 06:08:08 PM  
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2014-04-02 06:08:34 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Could you gay a little harder, please?


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2014-04-02 06:10:02 PM  

Dimensio: scottydoesntknow: [cdn.uproxx.com image 500x295]

My physical condition is only average, and while my musical collection is diverse it includes nothing by Celine Dion nor will it ever.

I do, however, drink a pink lemonade/vodka mix. Does that at least qualify me for bisexuality?


As a lesbian, do I qualify by being fat, wearing sensible shoes, and drinking a whiskey/soda?  I can't stand the Indigo Girls or Melissa Etheridge, so I'm sure my music collection is as "off" as yours.
 
2014-04-02 06:10:07 PM  
Probably hasn't even had an abortion. Freaking DINO.
 
2014-04-02 06:12:29 PM  
Maybe he could act more gay by giving her a few style tips? Something not so "my face could be on a bag of chewing tobacco"?

latinopm.com
 
2014-04-02 06:12:42 PM  
So is every politician in Arizona batshiat insane?
 
2014-04-02 06:15:15 PM  

Dimensio: scottydoesntknow: [cdn.uproxx.com image 500x295]

My physical condition is only average, and while my musical collection is diverse it includes nothing by Celine Dion nor will it ever.

I do, however, drink a pink lemonade/vodka mix. Does that at least qualify me for bisexuality?


It qualifies you for a first date. We'll see from there.
 
2014-04-02 06:21:03 PM  
Are we sure this isn't a late April Fools prank?
 
2014-04-02 06:21:04 PM  
Whar Arizona tag whar?
 
2014-04-02 06:32:00 PM  
Gallardo said that when Cajero Bedford made the remarks, fellow lawmakers were shocked.
"It took people back," he said. "It sucked the air out of the room."

Well, if he did that, that'd probably work.
 
2014-04-02 06:34:06 PM  

exick: You know, if she had just called for a vote to remove him because of the fact that he was running for another office, we'd be talking about how he should step down because he voted to remove the previous whip for the same reason. Instead, she let a bunch of stupid fall out of her mouth, and now we're talking about her.


Textbook fumble at the one yard line.
 
2014-04-02 06:37:32 PM  
These are state legislators. State legislators are mostly morons everywhere.
 
2014-04-02 06:38:47 PM  
I always call in sick when I am interviewing for my next job.
 
2014-04-02 06:43:58 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Maybe he could act more gay by giving her a few style tips? Something not so "my face could be on a bag of chewing tobacco"?

[latinopm.com image 326x432]


The proper response to this should have been that he'll act gayer if when she starts acting more Mexican. Where's her sombrero and I can't really tell because of the glasses and hair but I'm 90% sure she doesn't have sharpie eyebrows. And there better be a candle with a Virgen de la Guadalupe in that office.
 
2014-04-02 06:46:30 PM  

kbronsito: thismomentinblackhistory: Maybe he could act more gay by giving her a few style tips? Something not so "my face could be on a bag of chewing tobacco"?

[latinopm.com image 326x432]

The proper response to this should have been that he'll act gayer if when she starts acting more Mexican. Where's her sombrero and I can't really tell because of the glasses and hair but I'm 90% sure she doesn't have sharpie eyebrows. And there better be a candle with a Virgen de la Guadalupe in that office.


She stole that look from a tub of Land-o-Lakes.
 
2014-04-02 06:48:58 PM  

fusillade762: Are we sure this isn't a late April Fools prank?


FFS, that's what I was hoping for.  Failing that...

Lionel Mandrake: Whar Arizona tag whar?


THIS!
 
2014-04-02 06:54:23 PM  
So...she expected him to give floor speeches dressed like Mr. Slave, or what?
 
2014-04-02 06:57:51 PM  
AZ lawmaker ... is a Democrat.

AZ Democrat = MA Republican.
 
2014-04-02 07:00:38 PM  
More maricon, Mary.
 
2014-04-02 07:02:02 PM  

Lsherm: So is every politician in Arizona batshiat insane?


You accidently put a question mark at the end of your sentence there.
 
2014-04-02 07:02:32 PM  
I totally get where she's coming from. There's nothing more obnoxious than someone who claims to be gay but then refuses to suck my dick. farking liar.
 
2014-04-02 07:04:42 PM  

jwa007: Define gay enough please.  What?  He won't do rimming?


Maybe he refuses to be the bottom?
 
2014-04-02 07:13:21 PM  
I'm gay... but not gay enough... I like hockey, beer, and video games... I can't dance, I don't have a lisp, and I'm not particularly fashionable.

Demand this Arizona woman be removed for not acting womanly enough, by that, I mean she's not barefoot and in the kitchen, where she belongs.
 
2014-04-02 07:14:34 PM  
What in the fark is wrong with Arizona?

Both sides are derp so flee the state...
 
2014-04-02 07:15:43 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Dimensio: scottydoesntknow: [cdn.uproxx.com image 500x295]

My physical condition is only average, and while my musical collection is diverse it includes nothing by Celine Dion nor will it ever.

I do, however, drink a pink lemonade/vodka mix. Does that at least qualify me for bisexuality?

As a lesbian, do I qualify by being fat, wearing sensible shoes, and drinking a whiskey/soda?  I can't stand the Indigo Girls or Melissa Etheridge, so I'm sure my music collection is as "off" as yours.


I ask this in all sincerity: Isn't being a lesbian misanthrope just playing into the stereotype? Also, do you think Laurie Anderson is gay?
 
2014-04-02 07:20:58 PM  
So... the story is about the stupid one-liner one of the politicians voting the guy out, rather than the fact that the guy has been MIA at his actual job while running for a new office and probably deserves to be voted out?
 
2014-04-02 07:29:36 PM  
Identity politics is stupid.
 
2014-04-02 07:30:55 PM  

a particular individual: Benevolent Misanthrope: Dimensio: scottydoesntknow: [cdn.uproxx.com image 500x295]

My physical condition is only average, and while my musical collection is diverse it includes nothing by Celine Dion nor will it ever.

I do, however, drink a pink lemonade/vodka mix. Does that at least qualify me for bisexuality?

As a lesbian, do I qualify by being fat, wearing sensible shoes, and drinking a whiskey/soda?  I can't stand the Indigo Girls or Melissa Etheridge, so I'm sure my music collection is as "off" as yours.

I ask this in all sincerity: Isn't being a lesbian misanthrope just playing into the stereotype?


<shrug>  I suppose, if you believe that kind of thing.

Also, do you think Laurie Anderson is gay?

I can tell you that, from the personal evidence I have on her*, No.

Am I supposed to know these things?

*She's never asked me out
 
2014-04-02 07:40:30 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Am I supposed to know these things?


Well duh.  Just look her up in the Quantitative Universal Encompassing Elite Roster database.
 
2014-04-02 08:02:09 PM  
We had a thread when this AZ Democrat came out, the countdown began on that and the voting counts to try to expel him.  The AZ Republicans do not have the votes for the 2/3rd or so needed to do it.  This should almost be a Followup link.
 
2014-04-02 08:10:39 PM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Benevolent Misanthrope: Am I supposed to know these things?

Well duh.  Just look her up in the  Quantitative Universal Encompassing Elite Roster database.


I only skimmed the thread, and the first time I scrolled passed that I thought either

a) I missed something in one of the Fallouts
b) Details on Fallout 4 came out


Damn you for getting my hopes up.
 
2014-04-02 08:17:18 PM  

grumpfuff: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Benevolent Misanthrope: Am I supposed to know these things?

Well duh.  Just look her up in the  Quantitative Universal Encompassing Elite Roster database.

I only skimmed the thread, and the first time I scrolled passed that I thought either

a) I missed something in one of the Fallouts
b) Details on Fallout 4 came out


Damn you for getting my hopes up.


I have a feeling that Fallout 4 is going to be the next Half Life Episode 3.
 
2014-04-02 08:35:05 PM  

Lsherm: So is every politician in Arizona batshiat insane?


I think so. I guess the air desiccates their brains or something.
 
2014-04-02 08:48:15 PM  
"I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my homosexuals flaming."
 
2014-04-02 11:30:09 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: As a lesbian, do I qualify by being fat, wearing sensible shoes, and drinking a whiskey/soda?


I thought that was a pre-requisite?

*rimshot*
 
2014-04-03 12:33:27 AM  

Lsherm: So is every politician in Arizona batshiat insane?


img1.fark.net
 
2014-04-03 01:09:00 AM  
She mad...
 
2014-04-03 02:01:10 AM  

Dimensio: it includes nothing by Celine Dion nor will it ever.


Not even the soundtrack to Beauty and the Beast?
 
2014-04-03 02:18:41 AM  
Should have gone with Greg Giraldo. It depends on HOW gay they are. . .

/snaaack, sir???
 
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