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(WESH Orlando)   Fourth meal interrupted: Drunk driver passes out with half-eaten Taco Bell burrito in his hand. Cops rub him for three minutes to wake him up   (wesh.com) divider line 27
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2014-04-03 11:43:36 AM
Falling into a drunken sleepwhile stopped at a light?  He's needs to consider himself extremely fortunate.  It could have been a lot worse.  He could have finished the Taco Bell burrito.
 
2014-04-03 11:52:00 AM
He was actually awake after the first 10 seconds, but how often do cops give you a good rubbing?
 
2014-04-03 12:25:27 PM
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Word.
 
2014-04-03 12:29:43 PM
Cops rub him for three minutes to wake him up

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2014-04-03 12:30:03 PM
In some places you have to pay $100 for a three minute wake-up rub...
 
2014-04-03 12:31:08 PM
Rub...nice...
 
2014-04-03 12:33:32 PM
But the article says the paramedics rubbed him for three minutes? I don't know who to trust, subby or a Florida news organization.
 
2014-04-03 12:35:59 PM
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm wondering if it ended well.
 
2014-04-03 12:37:37 PM

tricycleracer: Cops rub him for three minutes to wake him up

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I CAME!!!!! (here to post this but you "beat" me to it. )
 
2014-04-03 12:37:39 PM

fappomatic: I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm wondering if it ended well.


Happily?

That's a way to get to sleep, not to wake up!
 
2014-04-03 12:40:47 PM

DoctorCal: fappomatic: I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm wondering if it ended well.

Happily?

That's a way to get to sleep, not to wake up!


Speak for yourself! Mrs. Fappomatic often asks me, "can't you just go to sleep like everyone else? I'm exhausted."
 
2014-04-03 12:43:00 PM
t least he didn't break into a place for a Hot Pocket.
 
2014-04-03 12:43:10 PM
So they rubbed one who was out?
 
2014-04-03 12:44:13 PM
Sure when the cops rub a sleeping person for 3 minutes it's a good thing. When I do it it's assault...
 
2014-04-03 12:45:33 PM
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A naked Blonde walks into a bar with a 2 foot salami in one hand and taco bell in the other................wait, thats not how it goes
 
2014-04-03 12:55:20 PM
CSB:

Spotted this kid asleep at a traffic light close to a college campus one night, cars back up behind him, honking. Turned around, went over, he was snoring his ass off. SUV in drive, foot on the break, huge bag of liquor in the passenger seat.

I guess he was elected most sober to drive to the store?

Anyhow, this guy was out cold. Called out to him, no response. I reached in and killed the engine, put it in park and pocketed his keys. Friend with me was shaking him, she thought he was diabetic or something LOL.

Campus police arrive, we tell them what we saw, no we don't know him, etc. Paramedics took him, laid him out on the grass, they got him to wake up, he had no clue where he was. We took off.

Total dumbass, I hope he's been in a fatal single car accident since then, i really do.
 
2014-04-03 12:57:03 PM
someone rubs me for three minutes...i'll probably need to take a nap after.
 
2014-04-03 12:57:33 PM
To eat Taco Bell, perchance to dream: ay, there's the police man's rub,
For in that Burrito of sleep what dreams may come
When we have passed out drunk at the traffic light.
Must give us pause.
 
2014-04-03 01:06:33 PM
come on drunkie poo! Red rocket! Red Rocket!
 
2014-04-03 01:11:23 PM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: To eat Taco Bell, perchance to dream: ay, there's the police man's rub,
For in that Burrito of sleep what dreams may come
When we have passed out drunk at the traffic light.
Must give us pause.


This is why I come to fark.  Good job.
 
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2014-04-03 01:11:32 PM
This this a Hentai plot?  This sounds like a Hentai plot.

He wakes up half-way through and then there are bodily fluids everywhere and two girls in uniforms with looks of ecstasy on their faces... right?
 
2014-04-03 01:19:21 PM
Passed out driving at only .16? Weak.
 
2014-04-03 01:33:15 PM
worst. porn plot EVAR
 
2014-04-03 01:37:19 PM
Dropped a buddy off once after a night of partying and took a "second" to close my eyes before I pulled off because I was drunk/tired. Woke up to a police officer tapping on my passenger side window with a flashlight...an hour later...in my still idling car. Officer says he saw the car sitting in the same spot as he drove by a few times and finally came to inspect it. It was Greenbelt, Md police and since they have nothing else to do, there were literally 8 cars surrounding me. As we spoke, the cop actually gave me my alibi. He asked why I was there and I said I had brought my buddy to his girls house. The cops laughs and gives me the "Oooooh" and nod as if we were both on the same page now. "So, you're letting your buddy get some huh? Thats a good friend". We all laughed together and I told them that I would park my car in one of the available spaces to continue waiting. I parked until they left, then I drove home.

/I had weed in the car
//A lot of weed
///End CSB
 
2014-04-03 03:15:50 PM
According to the arrest report, paramedics rubbed Hernandez for two to three minutes to wake him.

Wouldn't that be considered sexual assault?
 
2014-04-03 03:51:20 PM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: To eat Taco Bell, perchance to dream: ay, there's the police man's rub,
For in that Burrito of sleep what dreams may come
When we have passed out drunk at the traffic light.
Must give us pause.


Very, very well played
 
2014-04-04 02:03:37 AM
FTFA: "After attempting to wake Hernandez by knocking on the window, officials were forced to break the window, but Hernandez kept sleeping."

I wish I could get that drunk, shiat..
He still needed a 3 minute sternum rub. Wow
 
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