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(WNDU South Bend)   In a story made for Fark, student arrested for breaking into a building while drunk, eating half a box of Hot Pockets, and passing out while eating Drumsticks. Bonus: Blew a .106 the next morning   (wndu.com) divider line 35
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2014-04-02 03:37:46 PM  
Yo.

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2014-04-02 03:51:55 PM  
What the hell kind of day spa has hot pockets, mac & cheese and drumsticks?
 
2014-04-02 04:33:19 PM  
Hot Pockets: The crack of frozen foods.
 
2014-04-02 05:25:05 PM  
Blew a .106 the next morning

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In a row?
 
2014-04-02 05:27:25 PM  
Hammered and devouring Hot Pockets, macaroni and cheese, and Drumsticks?

Have we found our mascot?
 
2014-04-02 05:28:05 PM  
Oh, we call that Tuesday.
 
2014-04-02 05:28:29 PM  

mikerylander: Yo.

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2014-04-02 05:29:04 PM  
That's why I always set my alarm clock to 5 AM when I got out drinking. Chances are I'm waking up before the homeowners do.
 
2014-04-02 05:29:08 PM  
Maybe he was smiling because somebody bet him a shiatload of money that he wouldn't do it?  I bet the finks don't pay up and come and take pictures of him in jail.
 
2014-04-02 05:29:10 PM  

naughtyrev: What the hell kind of day spa has hot pockets, mac & cheese and drumsticks?


The recently opened (or at least legal) ones in CO and WA?
 
2014-04-02 05:29:32 PM  
Hmm, Retro-Wednesday? This story is from 1989 and I blew a .111, fyi.
 
2014-04-02 05:31:50 PM  
Isn't half a box of hot pockets... 1 hot pocket?
 
2014-04-02 05:33:21 PM  
Hot Pocket burns can make you look like you have the worse case of herpes ever.
 
2014-04-02 05:34:13 PM  

mikerylander: Yo.

Mike Rylander here, host and head writer of WTFark.

We're doing an episode on this story, so if you want your hilarious comments to get a shoutout on the show, this would be good place to post them.

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Wow, tens of people might hear the joke I made!
 
2014-04-02 05:35:01 PM  

uncleacid: Hot Pocket burns can make you look like you have the worse case of herpes ever.


So can a really bad case of herpes.  I heard that from a friend.
 
2014-04-02 05:40:22 PM  

elbandito: Isn't half a box of hot pockets... 1 hot pocket?


Came to say this.
 
2014-04-02 05:43:37 PM  

naughtyrev: What the hell kind of day spa has hot pockets, mac & cheese and drumsticks?


The AWESOME kind?
 
2014-04-02 05:44:14 PM  

cptjeff: mikerylander: Yo.

Mike Rylander here, host and head writer of WTFark.

We're doing an episode on this story, so if you want your hilarious comments to get a shoutout on the show, this would be good place to post them.

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Wow, tens of people might hear the joke I made!


That's rather optimistic, don't you think?
 
2014-04-02 05:45:22 PM  
Burned the roof of his mouth with the Hot Pockets, attempted to sooth the blistering with Drumsticks and passes out because of the pain?
 
2014-04-02 05:46:11 PM  
Jim Gaffigan is appalled
 
2014-04-02 05:47:52 PM  
What the fark. How is he still alive?

"You would think, even if you were that out of it when you come down, you're coming down in cuffs... but he just had a smile on his face."

If you're drunk as shiat downtown and a bus hits you you'll just starfish on the sidewalk but you'll be ok. (It's true, my Health teacher told us.)
 
2014-04-02 05:49:22 PM  
Wow. He blew that high AFTER all the food and a night's sleep? I bet you could have ignited his blood (and his breath) when he initially broke into the place. It's a wonder his liver hasn't leaped up his throat in a attempt to retaliate for all the abuse.
 
2014-04-02 05:53:19 PM  

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cptjeff: Wow, tens of people might hear the joke I made!


Hey, heyyyyyyyy... heeeeeeeyyyyy... Why the hate? Let's relaaaax.
 
2014-04-02 06:02:48 PM  

mikerylander: Yo.

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FTFY
 
2014-04-02 06:03:47 PM  
Has anyone seen Drew?
 
2014-04-02 06:06:15 PM  
well, not that I ever ate one, 1/2 box of hot pockets is just A hot pocket.
/unless it was one of those family boxes that has 8 in them, I heard.
//but then every one is the same flavor, from what I'm told.
///they say Lowes food usually has the 2 pockets on sale at least once a month 5 boxes for 10.00
////I saw on line some poor folks will take them all out of the boxes, so each one is an exciting mystery!
//hot pockets!
 
2014-04-02 06:30:36 PM  
So...what's his Fark handle?
 
2014-04-02 06:30:52 PM  
Holy crap. What a douche bag. He came down the stairs with a smile on his face?! I hope Johnny Law commits this fancy lad to a mental institution. A few thorazine induced attitude vacations ought to do it.
 
2014-04-02 06:33:48 PM  
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2014-04-02 07:12:11 PM  
Hot pockets should totally pick this up and run with it. I can think of tons of BnE related slogans...
 
2014-04-02 09:48:01 PM  
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2014-04-02 10:45:28 PM  
So he went through one regular season hockey thread.
 
2014-04-03 01:44:37 AM  
This is one of those instances where I really, really wish that there were security cameras recording all of this, or at least that we could watch said footage. I have a feeling that it could have been almost as funny as that guy who stole a Batman costume and spent a few hours strutting his stuff in front of the store.
 
2014-04-03 09:48:33 AM  
Druuuunk pockets!
 
2014-04-03 10:39:42 AM  

mikerylander: Yo.

Mike Rylander here, host and head writer of WTFark.

We're doing an episode on this story, so if you want your hilarious comments to get a shoutout on the show, this would be good place to post them.

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