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(ABC)   Vladimir Putin divorces his wife of 30 years so he can spend more time with his horse or doing judo or his gymnast friend who is incredibly flexible according to the article   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 65
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2014-04-02 07:47:53 PM  
Anybody seen her since the divorce was "finalized?"
 
2014-04-02 08:07:06 PM  
Vladimir Poutine?
 
2014-04-02 08:17:47 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: He looks happy.


How can you tell?
 
2014-04-02 08:20:59 PM  

Rand's lacy underwear: Tiggobitties: Too bad she doesn't have those big ole titties

It's time for this
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/what you did there
//i see it


hHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 
2014-04-02 08:43:35 PM  
PUTIN it somewhere else???
 
2014-04-02 08:52:06 PM  
saw him in a southpark rerun last night
he was the character nursing Bono
 
2014-04-02 09:17:39 PM  
Wow, shirtless with a gun.  Some of the Fark Republicans are going to need new keyboards.
 
2014-04-02 10:01:33 PM  

BigMax: McGrits: I am surprised he even bothered with a divorce. Really she couldn't just fall down a mineshaft or get a sudden case of radiation poisoning?

How about flying to a remote Siberian town to go read stories to orphans and her plane crashes. Blame it on the Chechens Georgians Ukrainians and you have two birds with one stone.

Is your real name Humperdink by chance? Because that plan sounds familiar.


I shall send my four fastest search planes to find the crash site.
 
2014-04-02 10:31:54 PM  
Putin, who is a judo enthusiast, literally had to fight for his mother's approval during his childhood.

"Every time I went to a practice session, she would grumble, 'He's off to his fights again,'" Putin recalled in his biography.

It apparently took the convincing of Putin's coach for his mother to support her son's sporting endeavor.


No, that means fighting got her disapproval. Literally.
 
2014-04-02 10:38:33 PM  
Wife ain't too bad, for a MILF. (GILF?) But she's not the young stewardess she was when they met.

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"Fly Me"
 
2014-04-02 10:39:21 PM  

Rand's lacy underwear: Tiggobitties: Too bad she doesn't have those big ole titties

It's time for this
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/what you did there
//i see it


IMHO, D's are plenty good, any bigger on the wrong body and you got problems.

/I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.
 
2014-04-02 10:43:25 PM  
Can't imagine what he sees in the new chick, aside from her flexibility.

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/I'll be in my dacha
 
2014-04-02 10:51:02 PM  

Rand's lacy underwear: Tiggobitties: Too bad she doesn't have those big ole titties

It's time for this
[bodygeeks.com image 850x430]

/what you did there
//i see it


Is that natural or enhanced? 'Cuz I doubt we can be beat with the latter.

'Merica! Fark yeah!


/BTW, desi & arab chicks ain't no B cup
//speaking from experience
///by which I mean pr0n
 
2014-04-03 11:34:32 AM  

dready zim: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Or doing Judo on horseback with his flexible friend.


What a flexible friend looks like:

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Send me another gymnast, this one is missing some bones...


She needs only one more, I'm on my way.
 
2014-04-03 05:12:01 PM  
So, did he just get news from his doctors that he has six months to live or something?  I mean this sounds like a bucket list.

What Putin's Bucket List might look like:

- Totally ruin that zhopoliz Yanukovich (czech)
- Throw killer party in Sochi (czech)
- Totally invade Crimea (czech)
- Dump the old babayaga and hook up with some gymnast pizda (czech)
- Finally capture Moose and Squirrel (nyet...)
 
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