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(ABC)   Vladimir Putin divorces his wife of 30 years so he can spend more time with his horse or doing judo or his gymnast friend who is incredibly flexible according to the article   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 65
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2014-04-02 03:36:44 PM  
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2014-04-02 03:53:25 PM  
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2014-04-02 03:58:06 PM  
While lame-o girly man, Buttrock Obama sticks with his wife because he's whipped, Shirtless Hardbody and Global Chessmaster Vladimir Putin is getting in panties from Novosibirsk to Nova Scotia.  While Obozo takes his "special girl" to the Homecoming dance, Putin the Pimp is rocking the Bang Bus all over Moscow.  That's the kind of sexual leadership that America needs!
 
2014-04-02 03:59:17 PM  
I hear he has his eye on the Ukraine's wife.
 
2014-04-02 04:12:29 PM  
Those photos remind me of the ones that PRNK release of their leader observing events.
 
2014-04-02 04:48:05 PM  
He looks happy.
 
2014-04-02 04:49:26 PM  
Are those balalaikas I here ringing out?
 
2014-04-02 05:00:37 PM  
Or kissing little boys on their tummies.

Seriously Vlad, wtf?
 
2014-04-02 05:03:57 PM  
Those poor Russian mail-room workers, having to sift through all the mailed flowers, candy and boxer shorts from GOP Congressmen.
 
2014-04-02 05:06:21 PM  
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But they look so....happy?
 
2014-04-02 05:12:43 PM  
I hear she gets Crimea.
 
2014-04-02 05:17:42 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: I hear she gets Crimea.


Meh.

I'd want the tiny giraffe.
 
2014-04-02 05:26:54 PM  
Or doing Judo on horseback with his flexible friend.


What a flexible friend looks like:

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2014-04-02 05:34:14 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: I hear she gets Crimea.


She's not stupid, she wants half of Gazprom
 
2014-04-02 05:41:04 PM  
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Say what you want about the guy, but who wouldn't want to do cool shiat like that?
 
2014-04-02 05:48:40 PM  
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2014-04-02 05:48:42 PM  

fusillade762: [a.abcnews.com image 850x637]

[a.abcnews.com image 850x637]

Say what you want about the guy, but who wouldn't want to do cool shiat like that?


Is it just me or is that bathysphere picture a total shoop?
 
2014-04-02 05:48:55 PM  
I'd balance her beam.
 
2014-04-02 05:52:36 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Or doing Judo on horseback with his flexible friend.


What a flexible friend looks like:

[img834.imageshack.us image 640x960]


I suspect this is more to Vlad's taste.
 
2014-04-02 05:53:47 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Or doing Judo on horseback with his flexible friend.


What a flexible friend looks like:

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Not sure why you posted a pic of a woman.  We are talking about Putin here...
 
2014-04-02 05:54:52 PM  

fusillade762: [a.abcnews.com image 850x637]

[a.abcnews.com image 850x637]

Say what you want about the guy, but who wouldn't want to do cool shiat like that?



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2014-04-02 05:55:28 PM  

Jument: fusillade762: [a.abcnews.com image 850x637]

[a.abcnews.com image 850x637]

Say what you want about the guy, but who wouldn't want to do cool shiat like that?

Is it just me or is that bathysphere picture a total shoop?


It may not be shopped, but I agree it does look very odd for some reason.
 
2014-04-02 05:57:42 PM  

kg2095: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Or doing Judo on horseback with his flexible friend.


What a flexible friend looks like:

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I suspect this is more to Vlad's taste.


Summat happened to my previous image. Thrown away.

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2014-04-02 05:59:23 PM  

strangeluck: Jument: fusillade762: [a.abcnews.com image 850x637]

[a.abcnews.com image 850x637]

Say what you want about the guy, but who wouldn't want to do cool shiat like that?

Is it just me or is that bathysphere picture a total shoop?

It may not be shopped, but I agree it does look very odd for some reason.


Looking at it again, I think perhaps he's clearer than the other guy because of the curvature of the dome. The right side in the photo has all kinds of glare but since Putin's side is curving the other way it's not catching the sun. I dunno.
 
2014-04-02 06:02:18 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Or doing Judo on horseback with his flexible friend.


What a flexible friend looks like:

[img834.imageshack.us image 640x960]


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-02 06:02:53 PM  
Oh, he's single now?!

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2014-04-02 06:03:28 PM  
This thread useless without pics of said 'flexible gymnast'...oh, wait.

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2014-04-02 06:08:58 PM  
This might be just the thing to get the GOP on board with gay marriage.
 
2014-04-02 06:10:59 PM  

fusillade762: [a.abcnews.com image 850x637]

[a.abcnews.com image 850x637]

Say what you want about the guy, but who wouldn't want to do cool shiat like that?


How are those not shoops? He's in a secret Soviet flying machine next to a robotic stealth bird, and next he's coming back up from his KGB underwater shark training base.

And you notice in neither one does his face look real.
 
2014-04-02 06:16:28 PM  
Of the five things I didn't know about Putin, I'm shocked 'he's a psychotic egomaniac' was not on the list.... I guess I did know that, but it should have been included.
 
2014-04-02 06:21:24 PM  

dinch: Oh, he's single now?!

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Damn you straight to hell.
 
2014-04-02 06:27:05 PM  
Too bad she doesn't have those big ole titties
 
2014-04-02 06:27:27 PM  
Its good to be the Czar
 
2014-04-02 06:30:58 PM  

Jument: fusillade762: [a.abcnews.com image 850x637]

[a.abcnews.com image 850x637]

Say what you want about the guy, but who wouldn't want to do cool shiat like that?

Is it just me or is that bathysphere picture a total shoop?


Given all the other crazy shiat he does, I've no reason to think it's shooped.
 
2014-04-02 06:31:56 PM  

Tiggobitties: Too bad she doesn't have those big ole titties


It's time for this
bodygeeks.com

/what you did there
//i see it
 
2014-04-02 06:36:39 PM  

Diogenes: [a.abcnews.com image 850x637]

But they look so....happy?


They look...mildly alive.
 
2014-04-02 06:41:40 PM  
You mean he hasn't come out of the closet yet?
 
2014-04-02 06:42:23 PM  
There goes his golf game.
 
2014-04-02 07:01:41 PM  
What a farking tool. The guy displays a George W. Bush level of cluelessness.
 
2014-04-02 07:05:07 PM  
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It's her own fault. She never should have given him his shirt back.
 
2014-04-02 07:06:26 PM  

foo monkey: Jument: fusillade762: [a.abcnews.com image 850x637]

[a.abcnews.com image 850x637]

Say what you want about the guy, but who wouldn't want to do cool shiat like that?

Is it just me or is that bathysphere picture a total shoop?

Given all the other crazy shiat he does, I've no reason to think it's shooped.


In related news Pol Pot was craziest daredevil
 
2014-04-02 07:14:41 PM  
I am surprised he even bothered with a divorce. Really she couldn't just fall down a mineshaft or get a sudden case of radiation poisoning?

How about flying to a remote Siberian town to go read stories to orphans and her plane crashes. Blame it on the Chechens Georgians Ukrainians and you have two birds with one stone.
 
2014-04-02 07:20:04 PM  
Correct me if I'm wrong but that sh*t happened several years ago...I thought.
 
2014-04-02 07:21:35 PM  
I'm 100% serious when I say that I thought he was gay. Manly gay like Freddie mercury. I had no idea he was married. Not that marriage means anything in this context.
 
2014-04-02 07:30:11 PM  

Rand's lacy underwear: Tiggobitties: Too bad she doesn't have those big ole titties

It's time for this
[bodygeeks.com image 850x430]

/what you did there
//i see it


Sadly, the only reason I can see for Americans to have larger boobs than the British, French, Canadians, or Australians is because Americans are fatter.
 
2014-04-02 07:33:48 PM  

McGrits: I am surprised he even bothered with a divorce. Really she couldn't just fall down a mineshaft or get a sudden case of radiation poisoning?

How about flying to a remote Siberian town to go read stories to orphans and her plane crashes. Blame it on the Chechens Georgians Ukrainians and you have two birds with one stone.


Is your real name Humperdink by chance? Because that plan sounds familiar.
 
2014-04-02 07:34:30 PM  

Skleenar: Are those balalaikas I here ringing out?


Come and keep your comrade warm?
 
2014-04-02 07:38:26 PM  

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What you mean, you're going to be Michael Bloomberg's Russian mail order bride?

 
2014-04-02 07:40:36 PM  

Diogenes: [a.abcnews.com image 850x637]

But they look so....happy?


Somehow, that reminds me of this:

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2014-04-02 07:47:03 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Or doing Judo on horseback with his flexible friend.


What a flexible friend looks like:

img.fark.net


Send me another gymnast, this one is missing some bones...
 
2014-04-02 07:47:53 PM  
Anybody seen her since the divorce was "finalized?"
 
2014-04-02 08:07:06 PM  
Vladimir Poutine?
 
2014-04-02 08:17:47 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: He looks happy.


How can you tell?
 
2014-04-02 08:20:59 PM  

Rand's lacy underwear: Tiggobitties: Too bad she doesn't have those big ole titties

It's time for this
[bodygeeks.com image 850x430]

/what you did there
//i see it


hHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 
2014-04-02 08:43:35 PM  
PUTIN it somewhere else???
 
2014-04-02 08:52:06 PM  
saw him in a southpark rerun last night
he was the character nursing Bono
 
2014-04-02 09:17:39 PM  
Wow, shirtless with a gun.  Some of the Fark Republicans are going to need new keyboards.
 
2014-04-02 10:01:33 PM  

BigMax: McGrits: I am surprised he even bothered with a divorce. Really she couldn't just fall down a mineshaft or get a sudden case of radiation poisoning?

How about flying to a remote Siberian town to go read stories to orphans and her plane crashes. Blame it on the Chechens Georgians Ukrainians and you have two birds with one stone.

Is your real name Humperdink by chance? Because that plan sounds familiar.


I shall send my four fastest search planes to find the crash site.
 
2014-04-02 10:31:54 PM  
Putin, who is a judo enthusiast, literally had to fight for his mother's approval during his childhood.

"Every time I went to a practice session, she would grumble, 'He's off to his fights again,'" Putin recalled in his biography.

It apparently took the convincing of Putin's coach for his mother to support her son's sporting endeavor.


No, that means fighting got her disapproval. Literally.
 
2014-04-02 10:38:33 PM  
Wife ain't too bad, for a MILF. (GILF?) But she's not the young stewardess she was when they met.

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"Fly Me"
 
2014-04-02 10:39:21 PM  

Rand's lacy underwear: Tiggobitties: Too bad she doesn't have those big ole titties

It's time for this
[bodygeeks.com image 850x430]

/what you did there
//i see it


IMHO, D's are plenty good, any bigger on the wrong body and you got problems.

/I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.
 
2014-04-02 10:43:25 PM  
Can't imagine what he sees in the new chick, aside from her flexibility.

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/I'll be in my dacha
 
2014-04-02 10:51:02 PM  

Rand's lacy underwear: Tiggobitties: Too bad she doesn't have those big ole titties

It's time for this
[bodygeeks.com image 850x430]

/what you did there
//i see it


Is that natural or enhanced? 'Cuz I doubt we can be beat with the latter.

'Merica! Fark yeah!


/BTW, desi & arab chicks ain't no B cup
//speaking from experience
///by which I mean pr0n
 
2014-04-03 11:34:32 AM  

dready zim: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Or doing Judo on horseback with his flexible friend.


What a flexible friend looks like:

[img.fark.net image 640x960]

Send me another gymnast, this one is missing some bones...


She needs only one more, I'm on my way.
 
2014-04-03 05:12:01 PM  
So, did he just get news from his doctors that he has six months to live or something?  I mean this sounds like a bucket list.

What Putin's Bucket List might look like:

- Totally ruin that zhopoliz Yanukovich (czech)
- Throw killer party in Sochi (czech)
- Totally invade Crimea (czech)
- Dump the old babayaga and hook up with some gymnast pizda (czech)
- Finally capture Moose and Squirrel (nyet...)
 
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