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2014-04-02 04:01:10 PM  
9 votes:

FarkingReading: James!: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

Look at her boobs instead.

They are real and they are spectacular.

Actually, I can only verify the second half of that.

Hey, I guess I am creepy.


If it makes you feel any better, she's probably looking at your breasts too.
2014-04-02 03:42:28 PM  
9 votes:

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


You should get a pack of Mentos and next time you look up and make eye contact, break out the pack of Mentos, eat one and give her a cheesy smile.
2014-04-02 03:15:34 PM  
9 votes:
I thought that the "entry-level" employees were here for us to "enter"?
2014-04-02 05:06:35 PM  
8 votes:
img.fark.net

I'm doing you a favor, bro.
2014-04-02 04:54:19 PM  
6 votes:

bikerbob59: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

Sounds like she's just teasing you and is actually interested.

/ Am I right guys??


Yeah she's totally interested. She's actually testing to see if you'll be a real man and do something about it. What wimmens like is when you pass them in a hall and suddenly pin them to the wall, drool on their neck and talk about babbies & such. She'll complain, but that's an act.  What she really wants is for you to cover her mouth with your hand and push her head against the wall.

Stick with me on this one. It's going to be an epic adventure.

Just in case, do you have around $5,000 to cover the bond?
2014-04-02 05:20:05 PM  
5 votes:

Rand's lacy underwear: the manager called and said the job was hers if she sent him a nude picture of herself

Desperate for the job, the teen complied.

But why would anyone take a job after seeing such a massive red flag? The answer, school.

"Students hear from classmates, 'Hey baby, you're really looking hot,' and other bad language that denigrates women," said Susan Fineran

Oh yeah those two are totally the same thing. I was definitely denigrating the girls at school all the time.

/notice the sarcasm


If a woman were to come up to me and say "I want to eat ice cream off your naked ass" I would be flattered. But let me try it and BAM I am not allowed within 500 feet of Egan Jr. High anymore.
2014-04-02 04:33:35 PM  
5 votes:
Heh, when I was working an entry level printing job back in '95 I had to fend off the overt sexual advances of a fugly older broad that was desperate to get young dick.

Her way of introducing herself the first day I worked there was "You, me, a bottle of wine and a hottub".  My dick shriveled up, hid up behind my sternum and didn't come back out for 3 weeks.  I tell you, that broad was fugly.  The patron saint of fugly you might say.
2014-04-02 03:44:55 PM  
5 votes:

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


Look at her boobs instead.
2014-04-02 04:54:18 PM  
4 votes:

ReverendJynxed: Enjoy your youth while you have it. You'll wither soon enough and you'll be lucky if grandpa gives you a second glance.



gather ye' rosebuds while ye' may
ole' time is still a-flyin'.
that same Dickhead that spurts today,
tomorrow will be dyin'.
2014-04-02 05:21:01 PM  
3 votes:
i306.photobucket.com
2014-04-02 05:11:51 PM  
3 votes:

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


i0.kym-cdn.com
2014-04-02 04:51:54 PM  
3 votes:

The Crepes of Wrath: FarkingReading: And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Put up your own decorative thing for her to look at. And by "decorative thing" I mean "penis".


At his age it is mostly decorative.
2014-04-02 04:46:42 PM  
3 votes:

FarkingReading: And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.


Put up your own decorative thing for her to look at. And by "decorative thing" I mean "penis".
2014-04-02 04:38:23 PM  
3 votes:

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


One up her decorative thing and put a webcam facing her on top of your computer. Then the rest of us can have pics and say it happened.
2014-04-02 03:30:08 PM  
3 votes:
CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...
2014-04-02 07:13:31 PM  
2 votes:
Ok guys. I showed her this thread.

She's going down on me right now.

/I need higher cubicle walls now
2014-04-02 05:36:54 PM  
2 votes:

Clint_Torres: FlyingJ: Top Men in Oregon Government are looking into this...
[therecoveringpolitician.com image 370x278]

"Who?!"


Top...Men
2014-04-02 05:23:24 PM  
2 votes:
the best way to break the ice with a women you're interested in at work is to say something outrageous she'll laugh at, like:

'hi, my name is todd. i work over in engineering.  i wear a butt plug to work.'

works every time.
2014-04-02 05:22:32 PM  
2 votes:

Myk Ox: jst3p: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.

Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.


how do u know he rarely sleeps with her??

I bet she complains about it to her girlfriends on the phone. She might be a beard.

She may be!  She's complained about him sleeping in another room and going out late at night "to shovel snow for a friend", shaving his whole upper body and degrading her social status.


freepatriot.org


www.pagepulp.com
2014-04-02 05:21:42 PM  
2 votes:
FarkingReading Back to being creepy...

And that kids, is How I Met Your Mother..
2014-04-02 05:09:29 PM  
2 votes:

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


I work in IT, never have to worry about such things.
2014-04-02 04:48:52 PM  
2 votes:
stay classy, 'murica.
2014-04-02 04:45:18 PM  
2 votes:

FarkingReading: James!: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

Look at her boobs instead.

They are real and they are spectacular.

Actually, I can only verify the second half of that.

Hey, I guess I am creepy.


Or you could put up a picture of you with a real creepy stare facing her. Nothing creepy about that.
2014-04-02 03:13:09 PM  
2 votes:
*may not apply to ugly and/or fat young adults
2014-04-02 09:45:35 PM  
1 votes:
taliesinwi:


I have you favorited with the note "tell him Andrew Chevrolet". Once upon a time you must have asked which Milwaukee area auto dealers' service departments should be avoided at all costs, and the thread was closed before I could answer, because that's the only question to which I'd give the answer "Andrew Chevrolet".
2014-04-02 07:50:43 PM  
1 votes:

Nidiot: FarkingReading: Ok guys. I showed her this thread.

She's going down on me right now.

/I need higher cubicle walls now

And we are still waiting for those pics.


I'd post them but... Gym... 26 minutes...
2014-04-02 05:44:15 PM  
1 votes:

Myk Ox: Clint_Torres: FlyingJ: Top Men in Oregon Government are looking into this...
[therecoveringpolitician.com image 370x278]

"Who?!"

Top...Men


and bottom constituents.  no lube either.  certainly not a Democratic Republic.
2014-04-02 05:35:39 PM  
1 votes:

FlyingJ: Top Men in Oregon Government are looking into this...
[therecoveringpolitician.com image 370x278]


"Who?!"
2014-04-02 05:22:46 PM  
1 votes:
1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive
3. Horny older men are not attractive

Caveat: Some women find that the 'curvature of a fat wallet' can mitigate the lack of appeal a wrinkly old backside has. These women are known as "gold diggers" and you should be very grateful they exist, since these women will let your money grant you the access to the youthful body that you desire.
2014-04-02 05:16:42 PM  
1 votes:

Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.

Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.


how do u know he rarely sleeps with her??


I bet she complains about it to her girlfriends on the phone. She might be a beard.
2014-04-02 05:16:02 PM  
1 votes:

Myk Ox: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.

Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.



how do u know he rarely sleeps with her??
2014-04-02 05:14:24 PM  
1 votes:

Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.


Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.
2014-04-02 05:07:21 PM  
1 votes:

gadian: Actually, personal advocacy is an amazingly useful skill that many people never seem to learn regardless of position.  Being able to say "no" and not feeling bad about it is a hallmark of good health and boundaries...not to mention greatly reduces the likelihood of the horny old guy int he office assaulting you.



that horny old guy with enough wealth will get a 'yes'.   nothing spreads legs faster than wealth.   that's Capitalism.
2014-04-02 05:06:02 PM  
1 votes:

Graffito: Mugato: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

I did when I was a software developer, big time but I never clutched my peals over it, found it funny. I guess that's a double standard, guys think it's funny, women go to court, no matter what the seniority involved.

Or maybe it's not the same thing.


Yes the gender of the two is flipped. Try to keep up here.
2014-04-02 05:03:37 PM  
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Heh, when I was working an entry level printing job back in '95 I had to fend off the overt sexual advances of a fugly older broad that was desperate to get young dick.

Her way of introducing herself the first day I worked there was "You, me, a bottle of wine and a hottub".  My dick shriveled up, hid up behind my sternum and didn't come back out for 3 weeks.  I tell you, that broad was fugly.  The patron saint of fugly you might say.



yea?  you forgot one thing...........your dick has only one eye and it doesn't see very well.
2014-04-02 05:01:47 PM  
1 votes:

James!: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

Look at her boobs instead.



boobs???   wait until he discovers that she never wears underwear.  and springtime is dresstime......................
2014-04-02 04:57:19 PM  
1 votes:

ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.


No.  Not to anywhere near the same degree.
2014-04-02 04:56:30 PM  
1 votes:

fappomatic: Yeah she's totally interested. She's actually testing to see if you'll be a real man and do something about it. What wimmens like is when you pass them in a hall and suddenly pin them to the wall, drool on their neck and talk about babbies & such. She'll complain, but that's an act.  What she really wants is for you to cover her mouth with your hand and push her head against the wall.

Stick with me on this one. It's going to be an epic adventure.

Just in case, do you have around $5,000 to cover the bond?


Woah woah back off a bit.

Before we strike out on this adventure, does the guy at least have some duct tape?
2014-04-02 04:54:55 PM  
1 votes:

ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.


Hasn't happened with me, because they just aren't desperate enough. Or the Wilford-Brimleyesque mustache is too much of a turn-off to compensate for my youth.
2014-04-02 04:54:37 PM  
1 votes:

UtileDysfunktion: Langdon Alger: FarkingReading: CSB:
...

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

One up her decorative thing and put a webcam facing her on top of your computer. Then the rest of us can have pics and say it happened.


Seconded.


This is a terrible idea.

Buy a bluetooth webcam and before work, install the webcam under her desk.
2014-04-02 04:54:18 PM  
1 votes:

ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.


CSB:

When I was twenty, my first boss was a thirty ish, baby crazy and single woman. She kept trying to get me to hang out with her. Unluckily for her, I was dating a 25 year old philipino gal I had met in class earlier that year.

/ don't date philipino women; if they think that you're cheating on them; they may try to cut your wiener off; would not recommend
2014-04-02 04:53:13 PM  
1 votes:

new_york_monty: Smeggy Smurf: Heh, when I was working an entry level printing job back in '95 I had to fend off the overt sexual advances of a fugly older broad that was desperate to get young dick.

Her way of introducing herself the first day I worked there was "You, me, a bottle of wine and a hottub".  My dick shriveled up, hid up behind my sternum and didn't come back out for 3 weeks.  I tell you, that broad was fugly.  The patron saint of fugly you might say.

Sounds like Meredith from the office.


static.fjcdn.com

This kind of fugly but with huge floppy watermelon tits
2014-04-02 04:49:05 PM  
1 votes:
And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.
2014-04-02 04:40:21 PM  
1 votes:

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


Sounds like she's just teasing you and is actually interested.

/ Am I right guys??
2014-04-02 04:37:06 PM  
1 votes:
What's weird is that chicks almost never like older men with money.
2014-04-02 04:35:02 PM  
1 votes:
Men: Learn to work hard, smart and better than the rest

Women: Spread your legs and learn to sleep with older guys.

Does that sum it up?
2014-04-02 03:48:05 PM  
1 votes:

James!: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

Look at her boobs instead.


They are real and they are spectacular.

Actually, I can only verify the second half of that.

Hey, I guess I am creepy.
 
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