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2014-04-02 05:29:46 PM

Myk Ox: jst3p: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.

Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.


how do u know he rarely sleeps with her??

I bet she complains about it to her girlfriends on the phone. She might be a beard.

She may be!  She's complained about him sleeping in another room and going out late at night "to shovel snow for a friend", shaving his whole upper body and degrading her social status.


IME this kind of guy marries them (usually they should already be married by now) as the trophy wife. They really love the new toy for a while, and then lose interest.
 
2014-04-02 05:34:34 PM

Rand's lacy underwear: Myk Ox: jst3p: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.

Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.


how do u know he rarely sleeps with her??

I bet she complains about it to her girlfriends on the phone. She might be a beard.

She may be!  She's complained about him sleeping in another room and going out late at night "to shovel snow for a friend", shaving his whole upper body and degrading her social status.

IME this kind of guy marries them (usually they should already be married by now) as the trophy wife. They really love the new toy for a while, and then lose interest.


That's what I expect to happen.  She seems miserable but wants his mother to approve of her (which the mother does not).  Probably get what most gold diggers get and deserve.  The fancy car, nice house, attractive husband and depressing sex life.
 
2014-04-02 05:35:39 PM

FlyingJ: Top Men in Oregon Government are looking into this...
[therecoveringpolitician.com image 370x278]


"Who?!"
 
2014-04-02 05:36:54 PM

Clint_Torres: FlyingJ: Top Men in Oregon Government are looking into this...
[therecoveringpolitician.com image 370x278]

"Who?!"


Top...Men
 
2014-04-02 05:36:55 PM
Keep your fun with 20 yr olds out of your workplace.

because the breakup later is awkward if you don't.
 
2014-04-02 05:39:02 PM

TomD9938: FTA :

Young sexual harassment victims lose interest in school. They fear getting other jobs where they might be harassed again. Some gain weight


So it's a self-correcting problem.


Speak for yourself.
 
2014-04-02 05:41:38 PM

Greywar: Keep your fun with 20 yr olds out of your workplace.

because the breakup later is awkward if you don't.



very true.  having 7 orgasms in one night will only get you so far.  and it certainly won't make a relationship last. and it can set the stage for a ring blowout.  scary stuff.  one of those brought the space shuttle down.
 
2014-04-02 05:43:23 PM

Myk Ox: Probably get what most gold diggers get and deserve.  The fancy car, nice house, attractive husband and depressing sex life.


Gold diggers and their partners are usually a perfect match. It's not like J. Howard Marshall was with Anna Nicole Smith because they had so much in common. Men who enjoy commodifying women should be grateful some women are happy with the idea of turning relationships into transactions, otherwise they'd have to settle for women who equal them in the age and looks department.
 
2014-04-02 05:43:59 PM
Yeah that is what happens when ageist bigotry and prejudice is allowed to run wild in society.
 
2014-04-02 05:44:15 PM

Myk Ox: Clint_Torres: FlyingJ: Top Men in Oregon Government are looking into this...
[therecoveringpolitician.com image 370x278]

"Who?!"

Top...Men


and bottom constituents.  no lube either.  certainly not a Democratic Republic.
 
2014-04-02 05:46:35 PM

Nidiot: Myk Ox: Probably get what most gold diggers get and deserve.  The fancy car, nice house, attractive husband and depressing sex life.

Gold diggers and their partners are usually a perfect match. It's not like J. Howard Marshall was with Anna Nicole Smith because they had so much in common. Men who enjoy commodifying women should be grateful some women are happy with the idea of turning relationships into transactions, otherwise they'd have to settle for women who equal them in the age and looks department.


True dat.  Just sucks that I don't get to dissappoint her so hard.

/In bed
//Maybe have to give the older ladies a chance
///Slashies come in threes right?
 
2014-04-02 05:47:01 PM

Myk Ox: Clint_Torres: FlyingJ: Top Men in Oregon Government are looking into this...
[therecoveringpolitician.com image 370x278]

"Who?!"

Top...Men


Thank you.
 
2014-04-02 05:47:01 PM

Nidiot: Myk Ox: Probably get what most gold diggers get and deserve.  The fancy car, nice house, attractive husband and depressing sex life.

Gold diggers and their partners are usually a perfect match. It's not like J. Howard Marshall was with Anna Nicole Smith because they had so much in common. Men who enjoy commodifying women should be grateful some women are happy with the idea of turning relationships into transactions, otherwise they'd have to settle for women who equal them in the age and looks department.



True.  if you are dumb enough to think that a twenty something loves you in your 40's/50's, then you deserve to get your wallet cleaned out.

stay within 10 years of your age.  anything more is risky and a great foundation for future troubles.
 
2014-04-02 05:47:50 PM

Linux_Yes: phaseolus: ...Anyway, her workplace is fine. All she's had to put up with so far is that one car theft.


Grand theft auto?  she must be in the safer part of town.



Nope. Happened in Mequon, a wealthy conservative McMansiony suburb of Milwaukee
 
2014-04-02 05:48:15 PM
Haha, if they think the federal agencies in charge of policing THIS shiat are useless, they should check the others! I know my company breaks all sorts of rules regarding bus drivers and hours. And my company is probably one of the LEAST sketchy businesses around here.

Companies that give unpaid overtime, hire illegal workers, deny legally mandated breaks, violate safety rules, and break environmental laws are a dime a dozen. Why would anyone be surprised sexual harrassment is also common and laws are rarely enforced?
 
2014-04-02 05:50:01 PM

FuriousNeptune: Yeah that is what happens when ageist bigotry and prejudice is allowed to run wild in society.



don't be such a negative netty.  you should relish the Downfall of Civilization in 'murica.  might as well, because your Democracy is all but gone.  and THAT is the reason for the Downfall....
 
2014-04-02 05:51:51 PM

phaseolus: Linux_Yes: phaseolus: ...Anyway, her workplace is fine. All she's had to put up with so far is that one car theft.


Grand theft auto?  she must be in the safer part of town.


Nope. Happened in Mequon, a wealthy conservative McMansiony suburb of Milwaukee



well, that sort of makes sense.  if you're going to steal a car, go where the nice cars are.  its still depressing, though.
 
2014-04-02 05:54:17 PM

adamatari: Haha, if they think the federal agencies in charge of policing THIS shiat are useless, they should check the others! I know my company breaks all sorts of rules regarding bus drivers and hours. And my company is probably one of the LEAST sketchy businesses around here.

Companies that give unpaid overtime, hire illegal workers, deny legally mandated breaks, violate safety rules, and break environmental laws are a dime a dozen. Why would anyone be surprised sexual harrassment is also common and laws are rarely enforced?



that's ma' 'murica!  ain't Freedom great!
 
2014-04-02 05:54:29 PM

SuperNinjaToad: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

How can you 'look 'up' from your computer? Trying to understand the physics of it. I assume your monitor is straight ahead and covers a relatively large area in your frontal field of vision. If you look up would't you be.... looking well ...up? Unless you're saying her desk is higher than yours or your monitor sits so low that you actually look 'down' on the screen.. Still doesn't make geometrical sense.

either way bad ergonomics man!!


When I had an ergonomic assessment done, I was told that the top of the monitor should be eye level and you should looks slightly downward at the screen. Something to do with it being easier on the eyes and neck (it was a while back).

//hope I didn't get the ergonomics guy who graduated 107 out of class of 110 and said he'd do his best.
 
2014-04-02 05:58:14 PM

ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.


I had a really, REALLY attractive male roommate who lived with me his first year or so post college. After being screwed in the 2000 Enron/dot.com bust, he finally started a real, professional job about a year after graduation after having worked a variety of part-time gigs to make ends meet. He ended up lodging sexual harassment complaints against some of the women he worked with.  He tried REALLY hard to be taken seriously but the women he worked with kept saying stuff like "Why don't you jump out of my cake next week...my birthday is Thursday" and singing "bow chica wow wow" when he'd walk into a room.  I felt for him because he was honestly SO pretty that he'd been dealing with that forever and all he wanted was a real job and the feeling of being a real adult for once in his life.

Granted, it was hard to hear his complaints and not laugh a bit.  I also wanted to tell him to chuck his "real job" goals and just become a model for a while, but when I thought about what it would be like to be in his position in the workplace, it wasn't so funny anymore.
 
2014-04-02 06:07:34 PM

Greywar: Keep your fun with 20 yr olds out of your workplace.

because the breakup later is awkward if you don't.


This, even if you're both 20 year olds. Don't date co-workers. It just gets messy.

/"I don't care who you are. You do not plop your asscheek on my desk and try to playfully converse while I'm working to beat a deadline."
 
2014-04-02 06:36:56 PM
After she applied, the manager - a convicted felon named Matt Farmer - called and said the job was hers if she sent him a nude picture of herself, according to the lawsuit filed against Farmer and the seven-salon chain. The picture, he allegedly said, was a "condition" of getting a job with the Tualatin-based company.

Desperate for the job Being retarded and all, the teen complied.


Fixed

/smh
 
2014-04-02 06:41:23 PM

SueDisco: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

I had a really, REALLY attractive male roommate who lived with me his first year or so post college. After being screwed in the 2000 Enron/dot.com bust, he finally started a real, professional job about a year after graduation after having worked a variety of part-time gigs to make ends meet. He ended up lodging sexual harassment complaints against some of the women he worked with.  He tried REALLY hard to be taken seriously but the women he worked with kept saying stuff like "Why don't you jump out of my cake next week...my birthday is Thursday" and singing "bow chica wow wow" when he'd walk into a room.  I felt for him because he was honestly SO pretty that he'd been dealing with that forever and all he wanted was a real job and the feeling of being a real adult for once in his life.

Granted, it was hard to hear his complaints and not laugh a bit.  I also wanted to tell him to chuck his "real job" goals and just become a model for a while, but when I thought about what it would be like to be in his position in the workplace, it wasn't so funny anymore.


I hate women like that, really, just because some men traditionally act like douchebags doesn't mean you should lower your standards to their level in order to be equal. Apparently everyone needs to lift their game in the workplace, regardless of gender.
 
2014-04-02 07:10:21 PM

Smeggy Smurf: new_york_monty: Smeggy Smurf: Heh, when I was working an entry level printing job back in '95 I had to fend off the overt sexual advances of a fugly older broad that was desperate to get young dick.

Her way of introducing herself the first day I worked there was "You, me, a bottle of wine and a hottub".  My dick shriveled up, hid up behind my sternum and didn't come back out for 3 weeks.  I tell you, that broad was fugly.  The patron saint of fugly you might say.

Sounds like Meredith from the office.

[static.fjcdn.com image 400x515]

This kind of fugly but with huge floppy watermelon tits


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-02 07:13:31 PM
Ok guys. I showed her this thread.

She's going down on me right now.

/I need higher cubicle walls now
 
2014-04-02 07:27:22 PM

FarkingReading: Ok guys. I showed her this thread.

She's going down on me right now.

/I need higher cubicle walls now


And we are still waiting for those pics.
 
2014-04-02 07:50:43 PM

Nidiot: FarkingReading: Ok guys. I showed her this thread.

She's going down on me right now.

/I need higher cubicle walls now

And we are still waiting for those pics.


I'd post them but... Gym... 26 minutes...
 
2014-04-02 08:50:29 PM

fappomatic: Yeah she's totally interested. She's actually testing to see if you'll be a real man and do something about it. What wimmens like is when you pass them in a hall and suddenly pin them to the wall, drool on their neck and talk about babbies & such. She'll complain, but that's an act. What she really wants is for you to cover her mouth with your hand and push her head against the wall.


Reminds me of the scene in "High Plains Drifter" when Clint takes that mouthy biatch into the stable and plows a load into her.

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=high+plains+drifter+rape&FORM=HD RS C3#view=detail&mid=76B6922C51BA63D4388076B6922C51BA63D43880
 
2014-04-02 08:55:38 PM
TOGTFO
 
2014-04-02 09:37:57 PM

Linux_Yes: well, that sort of makes sense. if you're going to steal a car, go where the nice cars are. its still depressing, though.


It's a ten year old Saturn. The guy walked in back of the store, went through coat pockets until he found the first set of car keys, found the matching car, and drove it away. They pulled him over in Kansas City, the car was filled with stuff he'd stolen between here and there.
 
2014-04-02 09:45:35 PM
taliesinwi:


I have you favorited with the note "tell him Andrew Chevrolet". Once upon a time you must have asked which Milwaukee area auto dealers' service departments should be avoided at all costs, and the thread was closed before I could answer, because that's the only question to which I'd give the answer "Andrew Chevrolet".
 
2014-04-02 09:51:59 PM
Not if you work here in Seattle.  Then all you do is complain that your entry level monkey job doesn't pay you enough to support your 5 kids and your smartphone with unlimited texting.
 
2014-04-02 10:09:48 PM

redmid17: Nah you're only creepy if someone finds the camera you have pointing at

under her desk.

/fix'd
//what?
 
2014-04-03 01:36:22 AM
iheartscotch:  ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

CSB:

When I was twenty, my first boss was a thirty ish, baby crazy and single woman. She kept trying to get me to hang out with her. Unluckily for her, I was dating a 25 year old philipino gal I had met in class earlier that year.

/ don't date philipino women; if they think that you're cheating on them; they may try to cut your wiener off; would not recommend



Was engaged to a Filipino-American gal for a few years.  It was how do I put it, dramatic?  Every week was a new adventure in arguments, bad temper (on both sides) and her absolutely batshiat crazy family.
 
2014-04-03 01:42:46 AM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: *may not apply to ugly and/or fat young adults


Heh, you'd be surprised. They're often seen as easy and desperate by sleazes, and fugly sleazes always consider hot women "coonts" and "biatches" anyway. Abusers love to harass the shiat out of fugly and curvy girls too, and the sad part is, they're more likely to give in thanks to growing up with that shiat.

gadian: Actually, personal advocacy is an amazingly useful skill that many people never seem to learn regardless of position. Being able to say "no" and not feeling bad about it is a hallmark of good health and boundaries...not to mention greatly reduces the likelihood of the horny old guy int he office assaulting you.


Of course, personal agency has been systematically bred out of girls for most of history, and certain classes of overbearing or neglectful parents do it to boys too. Your life can be turned upside down if you try to upset a traditional culture on your own, and leaving often isn't much better. I feel angry when people tell crazy stories and mention "beta-ing out" or giving in, as much toward their upbringing as the upbringing of the assholes they interact with.

/Humanity is just dildos.
//Raise your kids strong and respectful, folks. We're all counting on you.
 
2014-04-03 03:27:11 AM

SirEattonHogg: iheartscotch:  ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

CSB:

When I was twenty, my first boss was a thirty ish, baby crazy and single woman. She kept trying to get me to hang out with her. Unluckily for her, I was dating a 25 year old philipino gal I had met in class earlier that year.

/ don't date philipino women; if they think that you're cheating on them; they may try to cut your wiener off; would not recommend


Was engaged to a Filipino-American gal for a few years.  It was how do I put it, dramatic?  Every week was a new adventure in arguments, bad temper (on both sides) and her absolutely batshiat crazy family.


It was common a while back for men in Australia to purchase themselves a Filipino bride. The men invariably thought they were going to get a demure and submissive wife, something I find that absolutely hilarious, as would anyone who has ever met any Filipino women.

Thai brides seem to be the trend now. Not sure how much of an improvement that will turn out to be.
 
2014-04-03 09:30:54 AM
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