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2014-04-02 04:55:45 PM  

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


Get two of those "we're number one" foam fingers and arrange them in a suggestive manner to block her view and to let her know in no uncertain terms that you're just no ordinary creepy guy. You're a creepy guy with sports memorabilia fashioned into a phallic symbol on your monitor.
 
2014-04-02 04:55:56 PM  

ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.


I did when I was a software developer, big time but I never clutched my peals over it, found it funny. I guess that's a double standard, guys think it's funny, women go to court, no matter what the seniority involved.
 
2014-04-02 04:56:04 PM  

iheartscotch: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

CSB:

When I was twenty, my first boss was a thirty ish, baby crazy and single woman. She kept trying to get me to hang out with her. Unluckily for her, I was dating a 25 year old philipino gal I had met in class earlier that year.

/ don't date philipino women; if they think that you're cheating on them; they may try to cut your wiener off; would not recommend



those older women do love the young endlessly spurting cock.  a 20 year old can go all night.
 
2014-04-02 04:56:30 PM  

fappomatic: Yeah she's totally interested. She's actually testing to see if you'll be a real man and do something about it. What wimmens like is when you pass them in a hall and suddenly pin them to the wall, drool on their neck and talk about babbies & such. She'll complain, but that's an act.  What she really wants is for you to cover her mouth with your hand and push her head against the wall.

Stick with me on this one. It's going to be an epic adventure.

Just in case, do you have around $5,000 to cover the bond?


Woah woah back off a bit.

Before we strike out on this adventure, does the guy at least have some duct tape?
 
2014-04-02 04:57:19 PM  

ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.


No.  Not to anywhere near the same degree.
 
2014-04-02 04:57:21 PM  

phaseolus: If anyone tried that with my daughter, I have no doubt she'd inflict severe physical pain before quitting the job on the spot. I don't need to feign any tough guy dad attitudes to strangers on the internet, because any potential perp has a hell of a lot more to fear from her than he would from me. She's got a helpful, friendly temperament that serves her well in the crappy service jobs that young people usually get, but when she needs to she can instantly turn on a toughness that signals that she's not going to be anyone's victim.

Anyway, her workplace is fine. All she's had to put up with so far is that one car theft.



Grand theft auto?  she must be in the safer part of town.
 
2014-04-02 04:59:28 PM  

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...



you need to hit it!!   don't be surprised if she's a Tiger under all that modesty.
 
2014-04-02 04:59:28 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: The patron saint of fugly


thewvsr.com
 
2014-04-02 05:00:38 PM  

bdub77: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

You should get a pack of Mentos and next time you look up and make eye contact, break out the pack of Mentos, eat one and give her a cheesy smile.



i personally think he's on 3rd base but doesn't know it yet.
 
2014-04-02 05:00:45 PM  

FarkingReading: James!: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

Look at her boobs instead.

They are real and they are spectacular.

Actually, I can only verify the second half of that.

Hey, I guess I am creepy.


Teabag her coffee cup.
 
2014-04-02 05:01:31 PM  

Jument: but I have an office, muhahahaha!


Can you not move your desk three feet to one side, or is your office actually a supply closet?
 
2014-04-02 05:01:47 PM  

James!: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

Look at her boobs instead.



boobs???   wait until he discovers that she never wears underwear.  and springtime is dresstime......................
 
2014-04-02 05:02:20 PM  
In the past, bosses who tried shiat with teenage girls would be beaten within inches of their lives by their fathers or brothers, if not their boyfriends. What ever happened to that?
 
2014-04-02 05:02:28 PM  
Entry-level jobs are a great way to teach young adults about responsibility, following instructions, the joy of earning a paycheck, and how to fend off hint to horny older men that they should be trying to have sex with you

YMMV

I'm not as fat as my age would suggest, and I'm alluringly, mysteriously, enticingly unattached*.

/*college chicks are too young to understand what that means
//I'm really not an asshole
///not intentionally anyway
 
2014-04-02 05:02:31 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

How can you 'look 'up' from your computer? Trying to understand the physics of it. I assume your monitor is straight ahead and covers a relatively large area in your frontal field of vision. If you look up would't you be.... looking well ...up? Unless you're saying her desk is higher than yours or your monitor sits so low that you actually look 'down' on the screen.. Still doesn't make geometrical sense.

either way bad ergonomics man!!


You sound short.  My monitors are as high as they can go and that puts them still several inches below eye/nose level.  Looking around at the office, this seems to be the case for everyone.  Far worse for the people actually using laptops without additional monitors.
 
2014-04-02 05:03:06 PM  

vudukungfu: Why do I need to feel like taking risks, spending money I can't afford, and acting like an asshole?


That's what your Fark account is for. You probably already understand that, I'm sure.
 
2014-04-02 05:03:16 PM  

Mugato: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

I did when I was a software developer, big time but I never clutched my peals over it, found it funny. I guess that's a double standard, guys think it's funny, women go to court, no matter what the seniority involved.


Or maybe it's not the same thing.
 
2014-04-02 05:03:37 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Heh, when I was working an entry level printing job back in '95 I had to fend off the overt sexual advances of a fugly older broad that was desperate to get young dick.

Her way of introducing herself the first day I worked there was "You, me, a bottle of wine and a hottub".  My dick shriveled up, hid up behind my sternum and didn't come back out for 3 weeks.  I tell you, that broad was fugly.  The patron saint of fugly you might say.



yea?  you forgot one thing...........your dick has only one eye and it doesn't see very well.
 
2014-04-02 05:04:05 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: new_york_monty: Smeggy Smurf: Heh, when I was working an entry level printing job back in '95 I had to fend off the overt sexual advances of a fugly older broad that was desperate to get young dick.

Her way of introducing herself the first day I worked there was "You, me, a bottle of wine and a hottub".  My dick shriveled up, hid up behind my sternum and didn't come back out for 3 weeks.  I tell you, that broad was fugly.  The patron saint of fugly you might say.

Sounds like Meredith from the office.

[static.fjcdn.com image 400x515]

This kind of fugly but with huge floppy watermelon tits


Gaaah!
 
2014-04-02 05:05:14 PM  

GORDON: What's weird is that chicks almost never like older men with money.



yea, they run.  no interest at all.............lol
 
2014-04-02 05:06:02 PM  

Graffito: Mugato: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

I did when I was a software developer, big time but I never clutched my peals over it, found it funny. I guess that's a double standard, guys think it's funny, women go to court, no matter what the seniority involved.

Or maybe it's not the same thing.


Yes the gender of the two is flipped. Try to keep up here.
 
2014-04-02 05:06:35 PM  
img.fark.net

I'm doing you a favor, bro.
 
2014-04-02 05:06:55 PM  

UsikFark: FarkingReading: James!: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

Look at her boobs instead.

They are real and they are spectacular.

Actually, I can only verify the second half of that.

Hey, I guess I am creepy.

Teabag her coffee cup.


Worked for a supreme court justice.
 
2014-04-02 05:07:21 PM  

gadian: Actually, personal advocacy is an amazingly useful skill that many people never seem to learn regardless of position.  Being able to say "no" and not feeling bad about it is a hallmark of good health and boundaries...not to mention greatly reduces the likelihood of the horny old guy int he office assaulting you.



that horny old guy with enough wealth will get a 'yes'.   nothing spreads legs faster than wealth.   that's Capitalism.
 
2014-04-02 05:08:31 PM  

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


It's much better to be viewed as the respected middle-aged gentleman than the creepy old guy.  I suggest you make friends with her by talking and joking about your eye-contact predicament and find a way to TACTFULLY let her know you're not going to try and sleep with her.  /unless of course she offers

note:  if you aren't good about finding the right timing to broach sensitive issues with people, I suggest you get a decorative thing of your own.
 
2014-04-02 05:08:54 PM  

ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.



yes it does happen.  not as often, but damn close.  i've had older women eyeball my crotch and more.  nothing wrong with having a Teacher.
 
2014-04-02 05:09:29 PM  

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


I work in IT, never have to worry about such things.
 
2014-04-02 05:09:33 PM  
The hidden benefit the job creators get for keeping a high unemployment level.
 
2014-04-02 05:09:43 PM  

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


Obviously, you've never even said "Hello, my name is FarkingReading" to her.

/Or is that ReadingFarkAtWork
//Or CreepyFarker?
///STFU and GBTW!
 
2014-04-02 05:10:18 PM  

Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.


that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.
 
2014-04-02 05:11:31 PM  

Graffito: Mugato: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

I did when I was a software developer, big time but I never clutched my peals over it, found it funny. I guess that's a double standard, guys think it's funny, women go to court, no matter what the seniority involved.

Or maybe it's not the same thing.



Funny how some things are allowed to be double standards and some aren't. Well not funny, obvious.
 
2014-04-02 05:11:51 PM  

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-04-02 05:12:36 PM  

fappomatic: bikerbob59: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

Sounds like she's just teasing you and is actually interested.

/ Am I right guys??

Yeah she's totally interested. She's actually testing to see if you'll be a real man and do something about it. What wimmens like is when you pass them in a hall and suddenly pin them to the wall, drool on their neck and talk about babbies & such. She'll complain, but that's an act.  What she really wants is for you to cover her mouth with your hand and push her head against the wall.

Stick with me on this one. It's going to be an epic adventure.

Just in case, do you have around $5,000 to cover the bond?



show her you're nuts!
 
2014-04-02 05:14:24 PM  

Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.


Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.
 
2014-04-02 05:14:58 PM  
Smeggy Smurf:
This kind of fugly but with huge floppy watermelon tits

cdn2-b.examiner.com

I've seen this before somewhere....
 
2014-04-02 05:16:02 PM  

Myk Ox: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.

Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.



how do u know he rarely sleeps with her??
 
2014-04-02 05:16:42 PM  

Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.

Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.


how do u know he rarely sleeps with her??


I bet she complains about it to her girlfriends on the phone. She might be a beard.
 
2014-04-02 05:17:26 PM  
the manager called and said the job was hers if she sent him a nude picture of herself

Desperate for the job, the teen complied.

But why would anyone take a job after seeing such a massive red flag? The answer, school.

"Students hear from classmates, 'Hey baby, you're really looking hot,' and other bad language that denigrates women," said Susan Fineran


Oh yeah those two are totally the same thing. I was definitely denigrating the girls at school all the time.

/notice the sarcasm
 
2014-04-02 05:19:17 PM  

jst3p: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.

Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.


how do u know he rarely sleeps with her??

I bet she complains about it to her girlfriends on the phone. She might be a beard.


She may be!  She's complained about him sleeping in another room and going out late at night "to shovel snow for a friend", shaving his whole upper body and degrading her social status.
 
2014-04-02 05:20:05 PM  

Rand's lacy underwear: the manager called and said the job was hers if she sent him a nude picture of herself

Desperate for the job, the teen complied.

But why would anyone take a job after seeing such a massive red flag? The answer, school.

"Students hear from classmates, 'Hey baby, you're really looking hot,' and other bad language that denigrates women," said Susan Fineran

Oh yeah those two are totally the same thing. I was definitely denigrating the girls at school all the time.

/notice the sarcasm


If a woman were to come up to me and say "I want to eat ice cream off your naked ass" I would be flattered. But let me try it and BAM I am not allowed within 500 feet of Egan Jr. High anymore.
 
2014-04-02 05:20:46 PM  
Hence him putting her through college to make her more "Mother approved"
 
2014-04-02 05:21:01 PM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-02 05:21:42 PM  
FarkingReading Back to being creepy...

And that kids, is How I Met Your Mother..
 
2014-04-02 05:22:32 PM  

Myk Ox: jst3p: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.

Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.


how do u know he rarely sleeps with her??

I bet she complains about it to her girlfriends on the phone. She might be a beard.

She may be!  She's complained about him sleeping in another room and going out late at night "to shovel snow for a friend", shaving his whole upper body and degrading her social status.


freepatriot.org


www.pagepulp.com
 
2014-04-02 05:22:46 PM  
1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive
3. Horny older men are not attractive

Caveat: Some women find that the 'curvature of a fat wallet' can mitigate the lack of appeal a wrinkly old backside has. These women are known as "gold diggers" and you should be very grateful they exist, since these women will let your money grant you the access to the youthful body that you desire.
 
2014-04-02 05:23:24 PM  
the best way to break the ice with a women you're interested in at work is to say something outrageous she'll laugh at, like:

'hi, my name is todd. i work over in engineering.  i wear a butt plug to work.'

works every time.
 
2014-04-02 05:23:57 PM  

bdub77: I'm doing you a favor, bro.


Classic. Nice move.
But surely some Farkartist can make it flash red and white?!
 
2014-04-02 05:26:33 PM  

Linux_Yes: Smeggy Smurf: Heh, when I was working an entry level printing job back in '95 I had to fend off the overt sexual advances of a fugly older broad that was desperate to get young dick.

Her way of introducing herself the first day I worked there was "You, me, a bottle of wine and a hottub".  My dick shriveled up, hid up behind my sternum and didn't come back out for 3 weeks.  I tell you, that broad was fugly.  The patron saint of fugly you might say.


yea?  you forgot one thing...........your dick has only one eye and it doesn't see very well.


I was thinking of the old "Double bag" routine... 1 for her and one for you, in case hers came off... Or just do it doggy style so you don't have to look at her...
 
2014-04-02 05:29:18 PM  

Myk Ox: jst3p: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.

Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.


how do u know he rarely sleeps with her??

I bet she complains about it to her girlfriends on the phone. She might be a beard.

She may be!  She's complained about him sleeping in another room and going out late at night "to shovel snow for a friend", shaving his whole upper body and degrading her social status.



shoveling sperm, not snow.  probably a pile driver.   a Top.

she's definitely available if that is true.  he looks at her as 'fish'.
 
2014-04-02 05:29:18 PM  

Myk Ox: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.

Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.


I'm not seeing any down side. If at any point she decides she doesn't want him, can I have him?
 
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