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2014-04-02 02:51:44 PM
all valuable talents
 
2014-04-02 03:13:09 PM
*may not apply to ugly and/or fat young adults
 
2014-04-02 03:15:34 PM
I thought that the "entry-level" employees were here for us to "enter"?
 
2014-04-02 03:16:20 PM
If anyone tried that with my daughter, I have no doubt she'd inflict severe physical pain before quitting the job on the spot. I don't need to feign any tough guy dad attitudes to strangers on the internet, because any potential perp has a hell of a lot more to fear from her than he would from me. She's got a helpful, friendly temperament that serves her well in the crappy service jobs that young people usually get, but when she needs to she can instantly turn on a toughness that signals that she's not going to be anyone's victim.

Anyway, her workplace is fine. All she's had to put up with so far is that one car theft.
 
2014-04-02 03:30:08 PM
CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...
 
2014-04-02 03:42:28 PM

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


You should get a pack of Mentos and next time you look up and make eye contact, break out the pack of Mentos, eat one and give her a cheesy smile.
 
2014-04-02 03:44:55 PM

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


Look at her boobs instead.
 
2014-04-02 03:48:05 PM

James!: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

Look at her boobs instead.


They are real and they are spectacular.

Actually, I can only verify the second half of that.

Hey, I guess I am creepy.
 
2014-04-02 04:01:10 PM

FarkingReading: James!: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

Look at her boobs instead.

They are real and they are spectacular.

Actually, I can only verify the second half of that.

Hey, I guess I am creepy.


If it makes you feel any better, she's probably looking at your breasts too.
 
2014-04-02 04:32:41 PM

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


Post is worthless without pics.
 
2014-04-02 04:33:35 PM
Heh, when I was working an entry level printing job back in '95 I had to fend off the overt sexual advances of a fugly older broad that was desperate to get young dick.

Her way of introducing herself the first day I worked there was "You, me, a bottle of wine and a hottub".  My dick shriveled up, hid up behind my sternum and didn't come back out for 3 weeks.  I tell you, that broad was fugly.  The patron saint of fugly you might say.
 
2014-04-02 04:35:02 PM
Men: Learn to work hard, smart and better than the rest

Women: Spread your legs and learn to sleep with older guys.

Does that sum it up?
 
2014-04-02 04:36:51 PM

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


How can you 'look 'up' from your computer? Trying to understand the physics of it. I assume your monitor is straight ahead and covers a relatively large area in your frontal field of vision. If you look up would't you be.... looking well ...up? Unless you're saying her desk is higher than yours or your monitor sits so low that you actually look 'down' on the screen.. Still doesn't make geometrical sense.

either way bad ergonomics man!!
 
2014-04-02 04:37:02 PM

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


Maybe she just hears the train coming...
 
2014-04-02 04:37:05 PM
Obvious tag on spring break, subby?
 
2014-04-02 04:37:06 PM
What's weird is that chicks almost never like older men with money.
 
2014-04-02 04:37:23 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Heh, when I was working an entry level printing job back in '95 I had to fend off the overt sexual advances of a fugly older broad that was desperate to get young dick.

Her way of introducing herself the first day I worked there was "You, me, a bottle of wine and a hottub".  My dick shriveled up, hid up behind my sternum and didn't come back out for 3 weeks.  I tell you, that broad was fugly.  The patron saint of fugly you might say.


Sounds like Meredith from the office.
 
2014-04-02 04:37:41 PM
But I don't want to be a novitiate.
 
2014-04-02 04:38:13 PM
Try changing careers and having an entry level job at 34.

/not as many hits
 
2014-04-02 04:38:19 PM
it's a republican paradise!  Job creators! Job creators!
 
2014-04-02 04:38:23 PM

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


One up her decorative thing and put a webcam facing her on top of your computer. Then the rest of us can have pics and say it happened.
 
2014-04-02 04:38:52 PM
Top Men in Oregon Government are looking into this...
therecoveringpolitician.com
 
2014-04-02 04:40:21 PM

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


Sounds like she's just teasing you and is actually interested.

/ Am I right guys??
 
2014-04-02 04:40:30 PM

FarkingReading: James!: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

Look at her boobs instead.

They are real and they are spectacular.

Actually, I can only verify the second half of that.

Hey, I guess I am creepy.


Nah you're only creepy if someone finds the camera you have pointing at her desk.

SuperNinjaToad: How can you 'look 'up' from your computer? Trying to understand the physics of it. I assume your monitor is straight ahead and covers a relatively large area in your frontal field of vision. If you look up would't you be.... looking well ...up? Unless you're saying her desk is higher than yours or your monitor sits so low that you actually look 'down' on the screen.. Still doesn't make geometrical sense.

either way bad ergonomics man!!


He's probably not short and is looking over a laptop screen. Either way I can see over the top of my monitor even if I'm not using a laptop. This is a pretty easy scenario to envision.
 
2014-04-02 04:41:17 PM

FarkingReading: James!: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

Look at her boobs instead.

They are real and they are spectacular.

Actually, I can only verify the second half of that.

Hey, I guess I am creepy.


You're not creepy. You're just not dead.
 
2014-04-02 04:45:18 PM

FarkingReading: James!: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

Look at her boobs instead.

They are real and they are spectacular.

Actually, I can only verify the second half of that.

Hey, I guess I am creepy.


Or you could put up a picture of you with a real creepy stare facing her. Nothing creepy about that.
 
2014-04-02 04:45:27 PM

FlyingJ: Top Men in Oregon Government are looking into this...
[therecoveringpolitician.com image 370x278]


Packwood by name , Packwood by nature.
 
2014-04-02 04:45:28 PM
Actually, personal advocacy is an amazingly useful skill that many people never seem to learn regardless of position.  Being able to say "no" and not feeling bad about it is a hallmark of good health and boundaries...not to mention greatly reduces the likelihood of the horny old guy int he office assaulting you.
 
2014-04-02 04:46:18 PM

SuperNinjaToad: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

How can you 'look 'up' from your computer? Trying to understand the physics of it. I assume your monitor is straight ahead and covers a relatively large area in your frontal field of vision. If you look up would't you be.... looking well ...up? Unless you're saying her desk is higher than yours or your monitor sits so low that you actually look 'down' on the screen.. Still doesn't make geometrical sense.

either way bad ergonomics man!!


Maybe she's really tall, or he's on a laptop?

/the top of my monitor is a few inches above eye level
//but I have an office, muhahahaha!
///so lonely...
 
2014-04-02 04:46:33 PM

Langdon Alger: FarkingReading: CSB:
...

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

One up her decorative thing and put a webcam facing her on top of your computer. Then the rest of us can have pics and say it happened.



Seconded.
 
2014-04-02 04:46:42 PM

FarkingReading: And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.


Put up your own decorative thing for her to look at. And by "decorative thing" I mean "penis".
 
2014-04-02 04:48:52 PM
stay classy, 'murica.
 
2014-04-02 04:49:05 PM
And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.
 
2014-04-02 04:49:47 PM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I've got to plead ignorance on this one.
 
2014-04-02 04:49:58 PM

SuperNinjaToad: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

How can you 'look 'up' from your computer? Trying to understand the physics of it. I assume your monitor is straight ahead and covers a relatively large area in your frontal field of vision. If you look up would't you be.... looking well ...up? Unless you're saying her desk is higher than yours or your monitor sits so low that you actually look 'down' on the screen.. Still doesn't make geometrical sense.

either way bad ergonomics man!!


maybe its a laptop or his screen is small.  Also could be one of those cubicles with the excessively low panels.
 
2014-04-02 04:50:41 PM
Enjoy your youth while you have it. You'll wither soon enough and you'll be lucky if grandpa gives you a second glance.
 
2014-04-02 04:51:32 PM
since so much of our advertising industry/movies/magazines/music/tv shows is based on f*ckin', i'm more surprised that people aren't humping in the streets.  i guess that will come later on.

this Nation can't sell anything without it involving sex in some way, either overtly or covertly.
 
2014-04-02 04:51:54 PM

The Crepes of Wrath: FarkingReading: And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Put up your own decorative thing for her to look at. And by "decorative thing" I mean "penis".


At his age it is mostly decorative.
 
2014-04-02 04:53:13 PM

new_york_monty: Smeggy Smurf: Heh, when I was working an entry level printing job back in '95 I had to fend off the overt sexual advances of a fugly older broad that was desperate to get young dick.

Her way of introducing herself the first day I worked there was "You, me, a bottle of wine and a hottub".  My dick shriveled up, hid up behind my sternum and didn't come back out for 3 weeks.  I tell you, that broad was fugly.  The patron saint of fugly you might say.

Sounds like Meredith from the office.


static.fjcdn.com

This kind of fugly but with huge floppy watermelon tits
 
2014-04-02 04:53:15 PM

ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.


THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.
 
2014-04-02 04:54:04 PM
IN my late 50's I'm probably creepy enough to young girls.
Fortunate for me, I''m not bugging my doctor for testosterone pills.
Why do I need to feel like taking risks, spending money I can't afford, and acting like an asshole?
Sure, they might be eyecandy for a moment, but let me tell you, I can to the calculus in my head.
She's under 30, so you know she's still got all kinds of adolescent nuts in her head.
She's probably chock full of STDs.
She is 89% for sure going to bat her eyes at you and try to get you to switch shifts to please her lifestyle.
She is 40% assuredly going to quit, get knocked up, or leave, but you know when she gets married, she's going to hit everyone up with a hat pass, then quit, or stick around if the haul was good, and pass the hat for the pending kid, take a maternity leave, come back for a week, and quit.
She is a time bomb waiting for a HR trainwreck. . 10% chance.
So I give a wide berth, treat like my sister. And mentor a lot.
Also, if they show up on my doorstep after they quit, That's my business.
 
2014-04-02 04:54:05 PM

bdub77: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

You should get a pack of Mentos and next time you look up and make eye contact, break out the pack of Mentos, eat one and give her a cheesy smile.


This only works if he does the tooth sparkle with the smile.

You can tooth sparkle, right FarkingReading?
 
2014-04-02 04:54:18 PM

ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.


CSB:

When I was twenty, my first boss was a thirty ish, baby crazy and single woman. She kept trying to get me to hang out with her. Unluckily for her, I was dating a 25 year old philipino gal I had met in class earlier that year.

/ don't date philipino women; if they think that you're cheating on them; they may try to cut your wiener off; would not recommend
 
2014-04-02 04:54:18 PM

ReverendJynxed: Enjoy your youth while you have it. You'll wither soon enough and you'll be lucky if grandpa gives you a second glance.



gather ye' rosebuds while ye' may
ole' time is still a-flyin'.
that same Dickhead that spurts today,
tomorrow will be dyin'.
 
2014-04-02 04:54:19 PM

bikerbob59: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

Sounds like she's just teasing you and is actually interested.

/ Am I right guys??


Yeah she's totally interested. She's actually testing to see if you'll be a real man and do something about it. What wimmens like is when you pass them in a hall and suddenly pin them to the wall, drool on their neck and talk about babbies & such. She'll complain, but that's an act.  What she really wants is for you to cover her mouth with your hand and push her head against the wall.

Stick with me on this one. It's going to be an epic adventure.

Just in case, do you have around $5,000 to cover the bond?
 
2014-04-02 04:54:37 PM

UtileDysfunktion: Langdon Alger: FarkingReading: CSB:
...

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

One up her decorative thing and put a webcam facing her on top of your computer. Then the rest of us can have pics and say it happened.


Seconded.


This is a terrible idea.

Buy a bluetooth webcam and before work, install the webcam under her desk.
 
2014-04-02 04:54:37 PM

phaseolus: If anyone tried that with my daughter, I have no doubt she'd inflict severe physical pain before quitting the job on the spot. I don't need to feign any tough guy dad attitudes to strangers on the internet, because any potential perp has a hell of a lot more to fear from her than he would from me. She's got a helpful, friendly temperament that serves her well in the crappy service jobs that young people usually get, but when she needs to she can instantly turn on a toughness that signals that she's not going to be anyone's victim.

Anyway, her workplace is fine. All she's had to put up with so far is that one car theft.


The point is, she shouldn't have to quit. Somebody shouldn't have to leave a job just so they won't have to tolerate behavior from coworkers or customers who don't even have the impulse control of a toddler.
 
2014-04-02 04:54:55 PM

ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.


Hasn't happened with me, because they just aren't desperate enough. Or the Wilford-Brimleyesque mustache is too much of a turn-off to compensate for my youth.
 
2014-04-02 04:55:23 PM
FTA :

Young sexual harassment victims lose interest in school. They fear getting other jobs where they might be harassed again. Some gain weight


So it's a self-correcting problem.
 
2014-04-02 04:55:44 PM
It's almost like you have to stick up for yourself!
What a crazy world.
Luckily I'm in no minority of any kind so everything is given to me on a magic silver platter.
 
2014-04-02 04:55:45 PM

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


Get two of those "we're number one" foam fingers and arrange them in a suggestive manner to block her view and to let her know in no uncertain terms that you're just no ordinary creepy guy. You're a creepy guy with sports memorabilia fashioned into a phallic symbol on your monitor.
 
2014-04-02 04:55:56 PM

ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.


I did when I was a software developer, big time but I never clutched my peals over it, found it funny. I guess that's a double standard, guys think it's funny, women go to court, no matter what the seniority involved.
 
2014-04-02 04:56:04 PM

iheartscotch: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

CSB:

When I was twenty, my first boss was a thirty ish, baby crazy and single woman. She kept trying to get me to hang out with her. Unluckily for her, I was dating a 25 year old philipino gal I had met in class earlier that year.

/ don't date philipino women; if they think that you're cheating on them; they may try to cut your wiener off; would not recommend



those older women do love the young endlessly spurting cock.  a 20 year old can go all night.
 
2014-04-02 04:56:30 PM

fappomatic: Yeah she's totally interested. She's actually testing to see if you'll be a real man and do something about it. What wimmens like is when you pass them in a hall and suddenly pin them to the wall, drool on their neck and talk about babbies & such. She'll complain, but that's an act.  What she really wants is for you to cover her mouth with your hand and push her head against the wall.

Stick with me on this one. It's going to be an epic adventure.

Just in case, do you have around $5,000 to cover the bond?


Woah woah back off a bit.

Before we strike out on this adventure, does the guy at least have some duct tape?
 
2014-04-02 04:57:19 PM

ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.


No.  Not to anywhere near the same degree.
 
2014-04-02 04:57:21 PM

phaseolus: If anyone tried that with my daughter, I have no doubt she'd inflict severe physical pain before quitting the job on the spot. I don't need to feign any tough guy dad attitudes to strangers on the internet, because any potential perp has a hell of a lot more to fear from her than he would from me. She's got a helpful, friendly temperament that serves her well in the crappy service jobs that young people usually get, but when she needs to she can instantly turn on a toughness that signals that she's not going to be anyone's victim.

Anyway, her workplace is fine. All she's had to put up with so far is that one car theft.



Grand theft auto?  she must be in the safer part of town.
 
2014-04-02 04:59:28 PM

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...



you need to hit it!!   don't be surprised if she's a Tiger under all that modesty.
 
2014-04-02 04:59:28 PM

Smeggy Smurf: The patron saint of fugly


thewvsr.com
 
2014-04-02 05:00:38 PM

bdub77: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

You should get a pack of Mentos and next time you look up and make eye contact, break out the pack of Mentos, eat one and give her a cheesy smile.



i personally think he's on 3rd base but doesn't know it yet.
 
2014-04-02 05:00:45 PM

FarkingReading: James!: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

Look at her boobs instead.

They are real and they are spectacular.

Actually, I can only verify the second half of that.

Hey, I guess I am creepy.


Teabag her coffee cup.
 
2014-04-02 05:01:31 PM

Jument: but I have an office, muhahahaha!


Can you not move your desk three feet to one side, or is your office actually a supply closet?
 
2014-04-02 05:01:47 PM

James!: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

Look at her boobs instead.



boobs???   wait until he discovers that she never wears underwear.  and springtime is dresstime......................
 
2014-04-02 05:02:20 PM
In the past, bosses who tried shiat with teenage girls would be beaten within inches of their lives by their fathers or brothers, if not their boyfriends. What ever happened to that?
 
2014-04-02 05:02:28 PM
Entry-level jobs are a great way to teach young adults about responsibility, following instructions, the joy of earning a paycheck, and how to fend off hint to horny older men that they should be trying to have sex with you

YMMV

I'm not as fat as my age would suggest, and I'm alluringly, mysteriously, enticingly unattached*.

/*college chicks are too young to understand what that means
//I'm really not an asshole
///not intentionally anyway
 
2014-04-02 05:02:31 PM

SuperNinjaToad: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

How can you 'look 'up' from your computer? Trying to understand the physics of it. I assume your monitor is straight ahead and covers a relatively large area in your frontal field of vision. If you look up would't you be.... looking well ...up? Unless you're saying her desk is higher than yours or your monitor sits so low that you actually look 'down' on the screen.. Still doesn't make geometrical sense.

either way bad ergonomics man!!


You sound short.  My monitors are as high as they can go and that puts them still several inches below eye/nose level.  Looking around at the office, this seems to be the case for everyone.  Far worse for the people actually using laptops without additional monitors.
 
2014-04-02 05:03:06 PM

vudukungfu: Why do I need to feel like taking risks, spending money I can't afford, and acting like an asshole?


That's what your Fark account is for. You probably already understand that, I'm sure.
 
2014-04-02 05:03:16 PM

Mugato: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

I did when I was a software developer, big time but I never clutched my peals over it, found it funny. I guess that's a double standard, guys think it's funny, women go to court, no matter what the seniority involved.


Or maybe it's not the same thing.
 
2014-04-02 05:03:37 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Heh, when I was working an entry level printing job back in '95 I had to fend off the overt sexual advances of a fugly older broad that was desperate to get young dick.

Her way of introducing herself the first day I worked there was "You, me, a bottle of wine and a hottub".  My dick shriveled up, hid up behind my sternum and didn't come back out for 3 weeks.  I tell you, that broad was fugly.  The patron saint of fugly you might say.



yea?  you forgot one thing...........your dick has only one eye and it doesn't see very well.
 
2014-04-02 05:04:05 PM

Smeggy Smurf: new_york_monty: Smeggy Smurf: Heh, when I was working an entry level printing job back in '95 I had to fend off the overt sexual advances of a fugly older broad that was desperate to get young dick.

Her way of introducing herself the first day I worked there was "You, me, a bottle of wine and a hottub".  My dick shriveled up, hid up behind my sternum and didn't come back out for 3 weeks.  I tell you, that broad was fugly.  The patron saint of fugly you might say.

Sounds like Meredith from the office.

[static.fjcdn.com image 400x515]

This kind of fugly but with huge floppy watermelon tits


Gaaah!
 
2014-04-02 05:05:14 PM

GORDON: What's weird is that chicks almost never like older men with money.



yea, they run.  no interest at all.............lol
 
2014-04-02 05:06:02 PM

Graffito: Mugato: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

I did when I was a software developer, big time but I never clutched my peals over it, found it funny. I guess that's a double standard, guys think it's funny, women go to court, no matter what the seniority involved.

Or maybe it's not the same thing.


Yes the gender of the two is flipped. Try to keep up here.
 
2014-04-02 05:06:35 PM
img.fark.net

I'm doing you a favor, bro.
 
2014-04-02 05:06:55 PM

UsikFark: FarkingReading: James!: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

Look at her boobs instead.

They are real and they are spectacular.

Actually, I can only verify the second half of that.

Hey, I guess I am creepy.

Teabag her coffee cup.


Worked for a supreme court justice.
 
2014-04-02 05:07:21 PM

gadian: Actually, personal advocacy is an amazingly useful skill that many people never seem to learn regardless of position.  Being able to say "no" and not feeling bad about it is a hallmark of good health and boundaries...not to mention greatly reduces the likelihood of the horny old guy int he office assaulting you.



that horny old guy with enough wealth will get a 'yes'.   nothing spreads legs faster than wealth.   that's Capitalism.
 
2014-04-02 05:08:31 PM

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


It's much better to be viewed as the respected middle-aged gentleman than the creepy old guy.  I suggest you make friends with her by talking and joking about your eye-contact predicament and find a way to TACTFULLY let her know you're not going to try and sleep with her.  /unless of course she offers

note:  if you aren't good about finding the right timing to broach sensitive issues with people, I suggest you get a decorative thing of your own.
 
2014-04-02 05:08:54 PM

ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.



yes it does happen.  not as often, but damn close.  i've had older women eyeball my crotch and more.  nothing wrong with having a Teacher.
 
2014-04-02 05:09:29 PM

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


I work in IT, never have to worry about such things.
 
2014-04-02 05:09:33 PM
The hidden benefit the job creators get for keeping a high unemployment level.
 
2014-04-02 05:09:43 PM

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


Obviously, you've never even said "Hello, my name is FarkingReading" to her.

/Or is that ReadingFarkAtWork
//Or CreepyFarker?
///STFU and GBTW!
 
2014-04-02 05:10:18 PM

Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.


that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.
 
2014-04-02 05:11:31 PM

Graffito: Mugato: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

I did when I was a software developer, big time but I never clutched my peals over it, found it funny. I guess that's a double standard, guys think it's funny, women go to court, no matter what the seniority involved.

Or maybe it's not the same thing.



Funny how some things are allowed to be double standards and some aren't. Well not funny, obvious.
 
2014-04-02 05:11:51 PM

FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-04-02 05:12:36 PM

fappomatic: bikerbob59: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

Sounds like she's just teasing you and is actually interested.

/ Am I right guys??

Yeah she's totally interested. She's actually testing to see if you'll be a real man and do something about it. What wimmens like is when you pass them in a hall and suddenly pin them to the wall, drool on their neck and talk about babbies & such. She'll complain, but that's an act.  What she really wants is for you to cover her mouth with your hand and push her head against the wall.

Stick with me on this one. It's going to be an epic adventure.

Just in case, do you have around $5,000 to cover the bond?



show her you're nuts!
 
2014-04-02 05:14:24 PM

Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.


Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.
 
2014-04-02 05:14:58 PM
Smeggy Smurf:
This kind of fugly but with huge floppy watermelon tits

cdn2-b.examiner.com

I've seen this before somewhere....
 
2014-04-02 05:16:02 PM

Myk Ox: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.

Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.



how do u know he rarely sleeps with her??
 
2014-04-02 05:16:42 PM

Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.

Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.


how do u know he rarely sleeps with her??


I bet she complains about it to her girlfriends on the phone. She might be a beard.
 
2014-04-02 05:17:26 PM
the manager called and said the job was hers if she sent him a nude picture of herself

Desperate for the job, the teen complied.

But why would anyone take a job after seeing such a massive red flag? The answer, school.

"Students hear from classmates, 'Hey baby, you're really looking hot,' and other bad language that denigrates women," said Susan Fineran


Oh yeah those two are totally the same thing. I was definitely denigrating the girls at school all the time.

/notice the sarcasm
 
2014-04-02 05:19:17 PM

jst3p: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.

Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.


how do u know he rarely sleeps with her??

I bet she complains about it to her girlfriends on the phone. She might be a beard.


She may be!  She's complained about him sleeping in another room and going out late at night "to shovel snow for a friend", shaving his whole upper body and degrading her social status.
 
2014-04-02 05:20:05 PM

Rand's lacy underwear: the manager called and said the job was hers if she sent him a nude picture of herself

Desperate for the job, the teen complied.

But why would anyone take a job after seeing such a massive red flag? The answer, school.

"Students hear from classmates, 'Hey baby, you're really looking hot,' and other bad language that denigrates women," said Susan Fineran

Oh yeah those two are totally the same thing. I was definitely denigrating the girls at school all the time.

/notice the sarcasm


If a woman were to come up to me and say "I want to eat ice cream off your naked ass" I would be flattered. But let me try it and BAM I am not allowed within 500 feet of Egan Jr. High anymore.
 
2014-04-02 05:20:46 PM
Hence him putting her through college to make her more "Mother approved"
 
2014-04-02 05:21:01 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-02 05:21:42 PM
FarkingReading Back to being creepy...

And that kids, is How I Met Your Mother..
 
2014-04-02 05:22:32 PM

Myk Ox: jst3p: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.

Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.


how do u know he rarely sleeps with her??

I bet she complains about it to her girlfriends on the phone. She might be a beard.

She may be!  She's complained about him sleeping in another room and going out late at night "to shovel snow for a friend", shaving his whole upper body and degrading her social status.


freepatriot.org


www.pagepulp.com
 
2014-04-02 05:22:46 PM
1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive
3. Horny older men are not attractive

Caveat: Some women find that the 'curvature of a fat wallet' can mitigate the lack of appeal a wrinkly old backside has. These women are known as "gold diggers" and you should be very grateful they exist, since these women will let your money grant you the access to the youthful body that you desire.
 
2014-04-02 05:23:24 PM
the best way to break the ice with a women you're interested in at work is to say something outrageous she'll laugh at, like:

'hi, my name is todd. i work over in engineering.  i wear a butt plug to work.'

works every time.
 
2014-04-02 05:23:57 PM

bdub77: I'm doing you a favor, bro.


Classic. Nice move.
But surely some Farkartist can make it flash red and white?!
 
2014-04-02 05:26:33 PM

Linux_Yes: Smeggy Smurf: Heh, when I was working an entry level printing job back in '95 I had to fend off the overt sexual advances of a fugly older broad that was desperate to get young dick.

Her way of introducing herself the first day I worked there was "You, me, a bottle of wine and a hottub".  My dick shriveled up, hid up behind my sternum and didn't come back out for 3 weeks.  I tell you, that broad was fugly.  The patron saint of fugly you might say.


yea?  you forgot one thing...........your dick has only one eye and it doesn't see very well.


I was thinking of the old "Double bag" routine... 1 for her and one for you, in case hers came off... Or just do it doggy style so you don't have to look at her...
 
2014-04-02 05:29:18 PM

Myk Ox: jst3p: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.

Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.


how do u know he rarely sleeps with her??

I bet she complains about it to her girlfriends on the phone. She might be a beard.

She may be!  She's complained about him sleeping in another room and going out late at night "to shovel snow for a friend", shaving his whole upper body and degrading her social status.



shoveling sperm, not snow.  probably a pile driver.   a Top.

she's definitely available if that is true.  he looks at her as 'fish'.
 
2014-04-02 05:29:18 PM

Myk Ox: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.

Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.


I'm not seeing any down side. If at any point she decides she doesn't want him, can I have him?
 
2014-04-02 05:29:46 PM

Myk Ox: jst3p: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.

Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.


how do u know he rarely sleeps with her??

I bet she complains about it to her girlfriends on the phone. She might be a beard.

She may be!  She's complained about him sleeping in another room and going out late at night "to shovel snow for a friend", shaving his whole upper body and degrading her social status.


IME this kind of guy marries them (usually they should already be married by now) as the trophy wife. They really love the new toy for a while, and then lose interest.
 
2014-04-02 05:34:34 PM

Rand's lacy underwear: Myk Ox: jst3p: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: Linux_Yes: Myk Ox: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

THIS.

The older women in my office are constantly making lewd comments and I just take it in stride.  Meanwhile the hot young thing doesn't bat an eyelash at me.

that is because she's found greener pastures elsewhere.......or is Lesbian.

Greener pastures for sure.   Her boyfriend is buff, rich, rarely sleeps with her and is putting her through college.  All things I am not or would not do.


how do u know he rarely sleeps with her??

I bet she complains about it to her girlfriends on the phone. She might be a beard.

She may be!  She's complained about him sleeping in another room and going out late at night "to shovel snow for a friend", shaving his whole upper body and degrading her social status.

IME this kind of guy marries them (usually they should already be married by now) as the trophy wife. They really love the new toy for a while, and then lose interest.


That's what I expect to happen.  She seems miserable but wants his mother to approve of her (which the mother does not).  Probably get what most gold diggers get and deserve.  The fancy car, nice house, attractive husband and depressing sex life.
 
2014-04-02 05:35:39 PM

FlyingJ: Top Men in Oregon Government are looking into this...
[therecoveringpolitician.com image 370x278]


"Who?!"
 
2014-04-02 05:36:54 PM

Clint_Torres: FlyingJ: Top Men in Oregon Government are looking into this...
[therecoveringpolitician.com image 370x278]

"Who?!"


Top...Men
 
2014-04-02 05:36:55 PM
Keep your fun with 20 yr olds out of your workplace.

because the breakup later is awkward if you don't.
 
2014-04-02 05:39:02 PM

TomD9938: FTA :

Young sexual harassment victims lose interest in school. They fear getting other jobs where they might be harassed again. Some gain weight


So it's a self-correcting problem.


Speak for yourself.
 
2014-04-02 05:41:38 PM

Greywar: Keep your fun with 20 yr olds out of your workplace.

because the breakup later is awkward if you don't.



very true.  having 7 orgasms in one night will only get you so far.  and it certainly won't make a relationship last. and it can set the stage for a ring blowout.  scary stuff.  one of those brought the space shuttle down.
 
2014-04-02 05:43:23 PM

Myk Ox: Probably get what most gold diggers get and deserve.  The fancy car, nice house, attractive husband and depressing sex life.


Gold diggers and their partners are usually a perfect match. It's not like J. Howard Marshall was with Anna Nicole Smith because they had so much in common. Men who enjoy commodifying women should be grateful some women are happy with the idea of turning relationships into transactions, otherwise they'd have to settle for women who equal them in the age and looks department.
 
2014-04-02 05:43:59 PM
Yeah that is what happens when ageist bigotry and prejudice is allowed to run wild in society.
 
2014-04-02 05:44:15 PM

Myk Ox: Clint_Torres: FlyingJ: Top Men in Oregon Government are looking into this...
[therecoveringpolitician.com image 370x278]

"Who?!"

Top...Men


and bottom constituents.  no lube either.  certainly not a Democratic Republic.
 
2014-04-02 05:46:35 PM

Nidiot: Myk Ox: Probably get what most gold diggers get and deserve.  The fancy car, nice house, attractive husband and depressing sex life.

Gold diggers and their partners are usually a perfect match. It's not like J. Howard Marshall was with Anna Nicole Smith because they had so much in common. Men who enjoy commodifying women should be grateful some women are happy with the idea of turning relationships into transactions, otherwise they'd have to settle for women who equal them in the age and looks department.


True dat.  Just sucks that I don't get to dissappoint her so hard.

/In bed
//Maybe have to give the older ladies a chance
///Slashies come in threes right?
 
2014-04-02 05:47:01 PM

Myk Ox: Clint_Torres: FlyingJ: Top Men in Oregon Government are looking into this...
[therecoveringpolitician.com image 370x278]

"Who?!"

Top...Men


Thank you.
 
2014-04-02 05:47:01 PM

Nidiot: Myk Ox: Probably get what most gold diggers get and deserve.  The fancy car, nice house, attractive husband and depressing sex life.

Gold diggers and their partners are usually a perfect match. It's not like J. Howard Marshall was with Anna Nicole Smith because they had so much in common. Men who enjoy commodifying women should be grateful some women are happy with the idea of turning relationships into transactions, otherwise they'd have to settle for women who equal them in the age and looks department.



True.  if you are dumb enough to think that a twenty something loves you in your 40's/50's, then you deserve to get your wallet cleaned out.

stay within 10 years of your age.  anything more is risky and a great foundation for future troubles.
 
2014-04-02 05:47:50 PM

Linux_Yes: phaseolus: ...Anyway, her workplace is fine. All she's had to put up with so far is that one car theft.


Grand theft auto?  she must be in the safer part of town.



Nope. Happened in Mequon, a wealthy conservative McMansiony suburb of Milwaukee
 
2014-04-02 05:48:15 PM
Haha, if they think the federal agencies in charge of policing THIS shiat are useless, they should check the others! I know my company breaks all sorts of rules regarding bus drivers and hours. And my company is probably one of the LEAST sketchy businesses around here.

Companies that give unpaid overtime, hire illegal workers, deny legally mandated breaks, violate safety rules, and break environmental laws are a dime a dozen. Why would anyone be surprised sexual harrassment is also common and laws are rarely enforced?
 
2014-04-02 05:50:01 PM

FuriousNeptune: Yeah that is what happens when ageist bigotry and prejudice is allowed to run wild in society.



don't be such a negative netty.  you should relish the Downfall of Civilization in 'murica.  might as well, because your Democracy is all but gone.  and THAT is the reason for the Downfall....
 
2014-04-02 05:51:51 PM

phaseolus: Linux_Yes: phaseolus: ...Anyway, her workplace is fine. All she's had to put up with so far is that one car theft.


Grand theft auto?  she must be in the safer part of town.


Nope. Happened in Mequon, a wealthy conservative McMansiony suburb of Milwaukee



well, that sort of makes sense.  if you're going to steal a car, go where the nice cars are.  its still depressing, though.
 
2014-04-02 05:54:17 PM

adamatari: Haha, if they think the federal agencies in charge of policing THIS shiat are useless, they should check the others! I know my company breaks all sorts of rules regarding bus drivers and hours. And my company is probably one of the LEAST sketchy businesses around here.

Companies that give unpaid overtime, hire illegal workers, deny legally mandated breaks, violate safety rules, and break environmental laws are a dime a dozen. Why would anyone be surprised sexual harrassment is also common and laws are rarely enforced?



that's ma' 'murica!  ain't Freedom great!
 
2014-04-02 05:54:29 PM

SuperNinjaToad: FarkingReading: CSB:

In my office, there's a young woman who is about 15 years younger than I am and she sits at her desk directly in front of me, facing me, about 20 feet away.

Almost every time I have looked up from my computer, I accidentally made eye contact with her.

It got to the point that I consciously avoid looking at her because I figure she thinks I am creepy and staring at her.

Eventually, she put up a decorative thing on top of her cubicle wall so now we can't accidentally make eye contact. It made me feel even creepier, and yet it was also a relief.

And, oh crap, now I noticed that the decorative thing is gone.

Back to being creepy...

How can you 'look 'up' from your computer? Trying to understand the physics of it. I assume your monitor is straight ahead and covers a relatively large area in your frontal field of vision. If you look up would't you be.... looking well ...up? Unless you're saying her desk is higher than yours or your monitor sits so low that you actually look 'down' on the screen.. Still doesn't make geometrical sense.

either way bad ergonomics man!!


When I had an ergonomic assessment done, I was told that the top of the monitor should be eye level and you should looks slightly downward at the screen. Something to do with it being easier on the eyes and neck (it was a while back).

//hope I didn't get the ergonomics guy who graduated 107 out of class of 110 and said he'd do his best.
 
2014-04-02 05:58:14 PM

ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.


I had a really, REALLY attractive male roommate who lived with me his first year or so post college. After being screwed in the 2000 Enron/dot.com bust, he finally started a real, professional job about a year after graduation after having worked a variety of part-time gigs to make ends meet. He ended up lodging sexual harassment complaints against some of the women he worked with.  He tried REALLY hard to be taken seriously but the women he worked with kept saying stuff like "Why don't you jump out of my cake next week...my birthday is Thursday" and singing "bow chica wow wow" when he'd walk into a room.  I felt for him because he was honestly SO pretty that he'd been dealing with that forever and all he wanted was a real job and the feeling of being a real adult for once in his life.

Granted, it was hard to hear his complaints and not laugh a bit.  I also wanted to tell him to chuck his "real job" goals and just become a model for a while, but when I thought about what it would be like to be in his position in the workplace, it wasn't so funny anymore.
 
2014-04-02 06:07:34 PM

Greywar: Keep your fun with 20 yr olds out of your workplace.

because the breakup later is awkward if you don't.


This, even if you're both 20 year olds. Don't date co-workers. It just gets messy.

/"I don't care who you are. You do not plop your asscheek on my desk and try to playfully converse while I'm working to beat a deadline."
 
2014-04-02 06:36:56 PM
After she applied, the manager - a convicted felon named Matt Farmer - called and said the job was hers if she sent him a nude picture of herself, according to the lawsuit filed against Farmer and the seven-salon chain. The picture, he allegedly said, was a "condition" of getting a job with the Tualatin-based company.

Desperate for the job Being retarded and all, the teen complied.


Fixed

/smh
 
2014-04-02 06:41:23 PM

SueDisco: ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

I had a really, REALLY attractive male roommate who lived with me his first year or so post college. After being screwed in the 2000 Enron/dot.com bust, he finally started a real, professional job about a year after graduation after having worked a variety of part-time gigs to make ends meet. He ended up lodging sexual harassment complaints against some of the women he worked with.  He tried REALLY hard to be taken seriously but the women he worked with kept saying stuff like "Why don't you jump out of my cake next week...my birthday is Thursday" and singing "bow chica wow wow" when he'd walk into a room.  I felt for him because he was honestly SO pretty that he'd been dealing with that forever and all he wanted was a real job and the feeling of being a real adult for once in his life.

Granted, it was hard to hear his complaints and not laugh a bit.  I also wanted to tell him to chuck his "real job" goals and just become a model for a while, but when I thought about what it would be like to be in his position in the workplace, it wasn't so funny anymore.


I hate women like that, really, just because some men traditionally act like douchebags doesn't mean you should lower your standards to their level in order to be equal. Apparently everyone needs to lift their game in the workplace, regardless of gender.
 
2014-04-02 07:10:21 PM

Smeggy Smurf: new_york_monty: Smeggy Smurf: Heh, when I was working an entry level printing job back in '95 I had to fend off the overt sexual advances of a fugly older broad that was desperate to get young dick.

Her way of introducing herself the first day I worked there was "You, me, a bottle of wine and a hottub".  My dick shriveled up, hid up behind my sternum and didn't come back out for 3 weeks.  I tell you, that broad was fugly.  The patron saint of fugly you might say.

Sounds like Meredith from the office.

[static.fjcdn.com image 400x515]

This kind of fugly but with huge floppy watermelon tits


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-02 07:13:31 PM
Ok guys. I showed her this thread.

She's going down on me right now.

/I need higher cubicle walls now
 
2014-04-02 07:27:22 PM

FarkingReading: Ok guys. I showed her this thread.

She's going down on me right now.

/I need higher cubicle walls now


And we are still waiting for those pics.
 
2014-04-02 07:50:43 PM

Nidiot: FarkingReading: Ok guys. I showed her this thread.

She's going down on me right now.

/I need higher cubicle walls now

And we are still waiting for those pics.


I'd post them but... Gym... 26 minutes...
 
2014-04-02 08:50:29 PM

fappomatic: Yeah she's totally interested. She's actually testing to see if you'll be a real man and do something about it. What wimmens like is when you pass them in a hall and suddenly pin them to the wall, drool on their neck and talk about babbies & such. She'll complain, but that's an act. What she really wants is for you to cover her mouth with your hand and push her head against the wall.


Reminds me of the scene in "High Plains Drifter" when Clint takes that mouthy biatch into the stable and plows a load into her.

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=high+plains+drifter+rape&FORM=HD RS C3#view=detail&mid=76B6922C51BA63D4388076B6922C51BA63D43880
 
2014-04-02 08:55:38 PM
TOGTFO
 
2014-04-02 09:37:57 PM

Linux_Yes: well, that sort of makes sense. if you're going to steal a car, go where the nice cars are. its still depressing, though.


It's a ten year old Saturn. The guy walked in back of the store, went through coat pockets until he found the first set of car keys, found the matching car, and drove it away. They pulled him over in Kansas City, the car was filled with stuff he'd stolen between here and there.
 
2014-04-02 09:45:35 PM
taliesinwi:


I have you favorited with the note "tell him Andrew Chevrolet". Once upon a time you must have asked which Milwaukee area auto dealers' service departments should be avoided at all costs, and the thread was closed before I could answer, because that's the only question to which I'd give the answer "Andrew Chevrolet".
 
2014-04-02 09:51:59 PM
Not if you work here in Seattle.  Then all you do is complain that your entry level monkey job doesn't pay you enough to support your 5 kids and your smartphone with unlimited texting.
 
2014-04-02 10:09:48 PM

redmid17: Nah you're only creepy if someone finds the camera you have pointing at

under her desk.

/fix'd
//what?
 
2014-04-03 01:36:22 AM
iheartscotch:  ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

CSB:

When I was twenty, my first boss was a thirty ish, baby crazy and single woman. She kept trying to get me to hang out with her. Unluckily for her, I was dating a 25 year old philipino gal I had met in class earlier that year.

/ don't date philipino women; if they think that you're cheating on them; they may try to cut your wiener off; would not recommend



Was engaged to a Filipino-American gal for a few years.  It was how do I put it, dramatic?  Every week was a new adventure in arguments, bad temper (on both sides) and her absolutely batshiat crazy family.
 
2014-04-03 01:42:46 AM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: *may not apply to ugly and/or fat young adults


Heh, you'd be surprised. They're often seen as easy and desperate by sleazes, and fugly sleazes always consider hot women "coonts" and "biatches" anyway. Abusers love to harass the shiat out of fugly and curvy girls too, and the sad part is, they're more likely to give in thanks to growing up with that shiat.

gadian: Actually, personal advocacy is an amazingly useful skill that many people never seem to learn regardless of position. Being able to say "no" and not feeling bad about it is a hallmark of good health and boundaries...not to mention greatly reduces the likelihood of the horny old guy int he office assaulting you.


Of course, personal agency has been systematically bred out of girls for most of history, and certain classes of overbearing or neglectful parents do it to boys too. Your life can be turned upside down if you try to upset a traditional culture on your own, and leaving often isn't much better. I feel angry when people tell crazy stories and mention "beta-ing out" or giving in, as much toward their upbringing as the upbringing of the assholes they interact with.

/Humanity is just dildos.
//Raise your kids strong and respectful, folks. We're all counting on you.
 
2014-04-03 03:27:11 AM

SirEattonHogg: iheartscotch:  ongbok: And you don't think that young men, or men in general, have to deal with the same crap from horny women in the office.

CSB:

When I was twenty, my first boss was a thirty ish, baby crazy and single woman. She kept trying to get me to hang out with her. Unluckily for her, I was dating a 25 year old philipino gal I had met in class earlier that year.

/ don't date philipino women; if they think that you're cheating on them; they may try to cut your wiener off; would not recommend


Was engaged to a Filipino-American gal for a few years.  It was how do I put it, dramatic?  Every week was a new adventure in arguments, bad temper (on both sides) and her absolutely batshiat crazy family.


It was common a while back for men in Australia to purchase themselves a Filipino bride. The men invariably thought they were going to get a demure and submissive wife, something I find that absolutely hilarious, as would anyone who has ever met any Filipino women.

Thai brides seem to be the trend now. Not sure how much of an improvement that will turn out to be.
 
2014-04-03 09:30:54 AM
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