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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)   Man steals subwoofer off front porch. Anyone with information is asked to tweet cops   (fox19.com) divider line 77
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2014-04-02 01:53:41 PM  
Maybe then they will surround him.
 
2014-04-02 02:06:44 PM  
I would ask the neighbors.  I know if my neighbor had a subwoofer on the front porch, I would probably want it gone or disabled in some way.
 
2014-04-02 02:13:20 PM  
That hertz.
 
2014-04-02 02:29:43 PM  
The should send a dog in, undercover.

huh?

/You know that was dumb, right weasel?
 
2014-04-02 02:57:46 PM  
Undoubtedly someone with crossed wires. Hope someone speakers out.

/poor showing, I know
//hope it's not a pet Peavey
 
2014-04-02 02:57:50 PM  
Midwest people's problems.
 
2014-04-02 02:59:31 PM  
This could cause a rumble.
 
2014-04-02 03:00:05 PM  
I don't like how you pitched that.
 
2014-04-02 03:00:06 PM  
I wonder, as they gather a list of suspects, what motives the police will bass this on?
 
2014-04-02 03:00:08 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: The should send a dog in, undercover.

huh?

/You know that was dumb, right weasel?


better you than me...

Which leads me to:

What do you call a dog in a U-boat?

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a sub woofer.
 
2014-04-02 03:00:24 PM  
Why not go whole woofer.
 
2014-04-02 03:01:12 PM  
Ohm my
 
2014-04-02 03:01:16 PM  
No hero tag?  I hate people who abuse subwoofers with a farking passion.

Why oh why can't the music industry move away from bass-oriented music.  It's been 25 years and shiat don't change ffs.
 
2014-04-02 03:03:14 PM  

uncleacid: Why not go whole woofer.


"You never go full woofer."

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-04-02 03:05:11 PM  
Watt's up with that?
 
2014-04-02 03:06:36 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: No hero tag?  I hate people who abuse subwoofers with a farking passion.

Why oh why can't the music industry move away from bass-oriented music.  It's been 25 years and shiat don't change ffs.


You're listening to the wrong stuff then. But I concur about subwoofers. I would say "hero" except that the douche who stole it will probably play it even louder than the victim.
 
2014-04-02 03:06:43 PM  
If one of my neighbors were listening to a subwoofer on their front porch, I'd steal the damn thing myself.

Don't leave valuable items on your front porch.
Don't listen to loud music outside your house or with your doors/windows open.
 
2014-04-02 03:07:02 PM  
I bet when they find the guy, they'll get a Pyle Driver.
 
2014-04-02 03:07:14 PM  
When it's all wrapped up we should put this one in the...

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...audiophile.

/YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
2014-04-02 03:08:08 PM  
Tweetings get beatings
 
2014-04-02 03:08:30 PM  
headline is mid-range in quality
 
2014-04-02 03:08:44 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: No hero tag?  I hate people who abuse subwoofers with a farking passion.

Why oh why can't the music industry move away from bass-oriented music.  It's been 25 years and shiat don't change ffs.


It could be worse. I tried to explain to my mother once, just once, the value of having a stereo that could bring out all the sound.  She held up her Ipod and basic headphones and asked if the iphone was sold with bass. And if it wasn't, where she should buy it.

The concept that the music has bass, treble, etc, but needs a system to bring it out. Escaped her.
 
2014-04-02 03:09:02 PM  
It's going for the southwest Ohio trifecta of stupid day !!!
 
2014-04-02 03:10:38 PM  
Doors tend to be an impedance to theft.
 
2014-04-02 03:10:44 PM  
So they're hoping to get some feedback from the neighbours?

/ Like a Bose
 
2014-04-02 03:12:26 PM  
Q. How do you make a dog go 'woof'?

A. Spray him with bug spray, and put him near a flame.
 
2014-04-02 03:15:08 PM  
I'm with the people who think a neighbor did it, maybe someone just cross over the street.
 
2014-04-02 03:16:18 PM  

Oysterman: Tweetings get beatings


I now want this in T-shirt form
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-02 03:19:14 PM  
img.fark.net

Subwoofer
 
2014-04-02 03:19:27 PM  
You people actually think it was hooked up on the front porch?  Jesus Murphy...  Even if it was, in the open air a shiatty sub like this RCA won't be too effective, and won't be a bother to the neighbors.
 
2014-04-02 03:19:45 PM  

ReverendJynxed: Doors tend to be an impedance to theft.


So, I should leave my Morrison Hotel CD on the front seat in plain view?
 
2014-04-02 03:20:50 PM  

d23: [img.fark.net image 600x400]

Subwoofer


mypicturedesk.com
 
2014-04-02 03:21:19 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: No hero tag?  I hate people who abuse subwoofers with a farking passion.

Why oh why can't the music industry move away from bass-oriented music.  It's been 250000 years and shiat don't change ffs.


FTFY
 
2014-04-02 03:24:59 PM  

LewDux: AliceBToklasLives: No hero tag?  I hate people who abuse subwoofers with a farking passion.

Why oh why can't the music industry move away from bass-oriented music.  It's been 250000 years and shiat don't change ffs.

FTFY


The beat Thrag could lay with those sticks and stones was the best. And when Ugg came in with the vocals? Outstanding. Everybody today is just copying their sound. Sucks.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-02 03:25:15 PM  

LewDux: AliceBToklasLives: No hero tag?  I hate people who abuse subwoofers with a farking passion.

Why oh why can't the music industry move away from bass-oriented music.  It's been 250000 years and shiat don't change ffs.

FTFY


No booty shakin' to good melodies.


..oh I hate rap videos with people dancing on cars and such... off MY LAWN.
 
2014-04-02 03:25:29 PM  
Did they take the monster cables as well?
 
2014-04-02 03:25:40 PM  
 Is there anything to gain by reporting it?
 
2014-04-02 03:26:00 PM  
 
2014-04-02 03:27:01 PM  

Man steals subwoofer off front porch.


What a Monster.


Police said he was last seen heading northbound on Shamrock Avenue.


Heh. Lots of bass* = Shamrock Shake


* not fish. low-frequency sounds.
 
2014-04-02 03:28:37 PM  
DNRTFA:  Did this happen in Boseman, Montana?

/Did the thief leave his crutch in the field?

//Is the owners wife built like a Klipsch shiat house??

///got nuttin'.
 
2014-04-02 03:29:12 PM  
owner's
 
2014-04-02 03:29:22 PM  

LewDux: AliceBToklasLives: No hero tag?  I hate people who abuse subwoofers with a farking passion.

Why oh why can't the music industry move away from bass-oriented music.  It's been 250000 years and shiat don't change ffs.

FTFY


MELODIES!  Songs used to have them!
 
2014-04-02 03:29:45 PM  

bikerbob59: DNRTFA:  Did this happen in Boseman, Montana?

/Did the thief leave his crutch in the field?

//Is the owners wife built like a Klipsch shiat house??

///got nuttin'.


You are quite the Pioneer with these puns. Ken would probably laugh at them.
 
2014-04-02 03:31:06 PM  
As a victim of theft myself, this story really resonates. I hope they get to the bottom of it. Thieves are the lowest of the low.
 
2014-04-02 03:32:09 PM  
Seen fleeing the scene
www.dippold.org www.dippold.org www.dippold.org
 
2014-04-02 03:34:25 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: LewDux: AliceBToklasLives: No hero tag?  I hate people who abuse subwoofers with a farking passion.

Why oh why can't the music industry move away from bass-oriented music.  It's been 250000 years and shiat don't change ffs.

FTFY

MELODIES!  Songs used to have them!


YEAH! and nowadays it is just gurgles and burps over syncopated computer farts. YOUTHS!
 
2014-04-02 03:35:33 PM  
Bozos.
 
2014-04-02 03:37:53 PM  
So what will the citizen who turns the guy into the cops want? A ribbon?
 
2014-04-02 03:38:51 PM  
 
2014-04-02 03:43:41 PM  
Man steals subwoofer off front porch.

Good. I can't stand neighborhood noise polluters. Keep that shiat indoors.
 
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