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(Talking Points Memo)   America's leading expert on unskewing statistics proves that the Obamacare enrollment numbers are nothing but more liberal lies   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 184
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2014-04-02 01:04:06 PM  
That's great news!  This means that even more than 7.1 million people will have been shown to have signed up when they revise the numbers.

Seriously though, why is it okay to always be wrong?
 
2014-04-02 01:05:45 PM  
thebarncat.com
 
2014-04-02 01:07:22 PM  

SphericalTime: Seriously though, why is it okay to always be wrong?


Because the Wrong need to be given equal time and consideration. This is the Right Wing PC that apparently the Media Wing is too guilty and/or retarded to object to.
 
2014-04-02 01:10:06 PM  
Go back to looking fat in front of everyreen trees, Dean.
You're good at that.
Unlike statistical analysis.
You suck at that.
 
2014-04-02 01:10:53 PM  
They don't even know how many have really paid for what they supposedly signed up for, and the 'back end' for the billing process of the Obamacare web site is not even functioning yet

So, "But who is actually going to pay?" is the new talking point?

Also, and I could be wrong here, but the exchange website isn't involved in any billing at all, correct? They pool the companies together, then you sign up with a private company -- and PAY THEM and you're not sending any money to "Obamacare".

Then again, facts and reality are irrelevant in this discussion, aren't they?
 
2014-04-02 01:10:57 PM  
For anybody but the GOP, being proven dead wrong over and over, and publicly disgraced means you lose your influence. For them, it's just another Previous Employment item on the resume.
 
2014-04-02 01:13:13 PM  
I, for one, wouldn't mind someone stomping on this fat lying f*cks balls.
 
2014-04-02 01:13:33 PM  
"Everything done by the Regime turns out to be a complete disaster, and when it's possible to skew or fabricate numbers to cover for their failures, that's exactly what the Obama Regime does," Chambers wrote. "This magic seven million Obamacare signups is no different than anything else reported by the Regime. Completely fraudulent, fake, and phony."

A thesaurus is not a dinosaur, Dean.  Here's some suggestions that are just as scary as "regime":  cabal, camarilla, junta, faction, coterie, gang
 
2014-04-02 01:16:13 PM  
The actual number of people who signed up for Baloneycare is 78.
 
2014-04-02 01:17:19 PM  

Rapmaster2000: "Everything done by the Regime turns out to be a complete disaster, and when it's possible to skew or fabricate numbers to cover for their failures, that's exactly what the Obama Regime does," Chambers wrote. "This magic seven million Obamacare signups is no different than anything else reported by the Regime. Completely fraudulent, fake, and phony."

A thesaurus is not a dinosaur, Dean.  Here's some suggestions that are just as scary as "regime":  cabal, camarilla, junta, faction, coterie, gang


It's a Rush Limbaugh slur, I believe.  He's just quoting his master, and like his master, he's beating it to death.
 
2014-04-02 01:20:00 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Rapmaster2000: "Everything done by the Regime turns out to be a complete disaster, and when it's possible to skew or fabricate numbers to cover for their failures, that's exactly what the Obama Regime does," Chambers wrote. "This magic seven million Obamacare signups is no different than anything else reported by the Regime. Completely fraudulent, fake, and phony."

A thesaurus is not a dinosaur, Dean.  Here's some suggestions that are just as scary as "regime":  cabal, camarilla, junta, faction, coterie, gang

It's a Rush Limbaugh slur, I believe.  He's just quoting his master, and like his master, he's beating it to death.


That's so lazy and tedious.  The Obama Junta sounds so much cooler.
 
2014-04-02 01:21:18 PM  
Wait till President Romney hears about this.
 
2014-04-02 01:22:04 PM  
Let's take it further: Imagine if all 50 states had implemented their own exchanges, instead of just 17 of them. Imagine if all 50 states had expanded Medicaid, instead of just 27. Imagine if a well-funded noise machine, from Fox to Rush to the online swarm hadn't publicized every glitch and every allegation of someone losing their insurance, often fabricating the problems, sometimes lying outright, while ignoring every positive story.
 
2014-04-02 01:22:31 PM  
i159.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-02 01:25:01 PM  
He's still pissed the SCOTUS handed Obama the election. Wait I mean "free stuff."
 
2014-04-02 01:27:15 PM  

SphericalTime: That's great news!  This means that even more than 7.1 million people will have been shown to have signed up when they revise the numbers.

Seriously though, why is it okay to always be wrong?


amazing that this tard is still being talked to
 
2014-04-02 01:28:39 PM  

MrBallou: For anybody but the GOP, being proven dead wrong over and over, and publicly disgraced means you lose your influence. For them, it's just another Previous Employment item on the resume.


THIS

it really is a bit odd. in real life we just ignore people who are wrong that often.
Now they seem to have become cult heroes.

Sarah Farking Palin got her own tv show? WTF
 
2014-04-02 01:28:56 PM  
Wasn't he on a quest to show how Obama stole the 2012 election? I'm sure that his usual masterful analysis of data and furthermore on the subject put all journalists, ballot workers, elections commisioners, secretaries of state, election observers, and academics to shame. After all, there's no possible way that the true reality of reality is as real as the plethora of scewed "facts" seem to imply.
 
2014-04-02 01:33:13 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-04-02 01:35:06 PM  

namatad: MrBallou: For anybody but the GOP, being proven dead wrong over and over, and publicly disgraced means you lose your influence. For them, it's just another Previous Employment item on the resume.

THIS

it really is a bit odd. in real life we just ignore people who are wrong that often.
Now they seem to have become cult heroes.

Sarah Farking Palin got her own tv show? WTF


My favorite takedown of my favorite dumbass Republipundit:

"Bill Kristol is the most accurate prognosticator in the media by far; when he predicts something, it is 100% guaranteed not to happen. Take it to the bank. Nothing he has predicted has ever happened. At social functions, when he says "Excuse me, I'm going to use the restroom" he actually ends up outside working on his car. When he says "I think I'm coming down with a cold," it turns out that he's just horny."
 
2014-04-02 01:36:19 PM  

Rapmaster2000: The Obama Junta sounds so much cooler.


I wouldn't be surprised if they said this in the same sentence as "But liberals are the real racists!"
 
2014-04-02 01:40:24 PM  
He must be promoting his new web effort, fivethirtywrong.com.
 
2014-04-02 01:48:04 PM  

namatad: MrBallou: For anybody but the GOP, being proven dead wrong over and over, and publicly disgraced means you lose your influence. For them, it's just another Previous Employment item on the resume.

THIS

it really is a bit odd. in real life we just ignore people who are wrong that often.
Now they seem to have become cult heroes.

Sarah Farking Palin got her own tv show? WTF


They're not interested in actually being right.  Just in convincing morons that they are.

To understand the man, you must first understand his motive.

You think people who sell shiat via infomercials really care about the accuracy of their claims about their own products?
 
2014-04-02 01:54:56 PM  

Rapmaster2000: gang


if he called it a gang, he's going to come across as racist, whether he means to or not.

either way, he's a farking idiot.  I wouldn't listen to a weather man who gets his predictions wrong 100% of the time, why would I listen to this ass clown.
 
2014-04-02 02:19:43 PM  

Donnchadha: They don't even know how many have really paid for what they supposedly signed up for, and the 'back end' for the billing process of the Obamacare web site is not even functioning yet

So, "But who is actually going to pay?" is the new talking point?

Also, and I could be wrong here, but the exchange website isn't involved in any billing at all, correct? They pool the companies together, then you sign up with a private company -- and PAY THEM and you're not sending any money to "Obamacare".

Then again, facts and reality are irrelevant in this discussion, aren't they?


That's exactly how it works. There is no "Obamacare." The only public options are Medicare and Medicaid, which they of course consider themselves champions of. If you have "Obamacare," you have private insurance and you pay them for it.

Anymore they're just making shiat up. It's not the best law, but it's a good start and oh by the way if you didn't like it from day one you had ample opportunity to include your two cents during its creation so STFU while the adults are talking.
 
2014-04-02 02:23:55 PM  
How is this person still in business? Relying on his work caused the GOP the embarrassment of looking like idiots on election night when they thought they may win against Obama. He is clearly a charlatan who ripped off anyone who paid for or relied on his work. Although I don't think Mittens could have won, he may have fared better if campaign resources were targeted in a manner consistent with actual polling information instead of the junk numbers this guy produced. A closer race allows the opposition to craft a narrative about how the winning side doesn't really have a mandate. This would probably also be true for congressional races. Unskewed polls is the kind of fark up that should have resulted in some wealthy people to look at this grifter and assign blame to deflect it from their own follies. You'd think at least one of these self-important farkers would have would have given him the evil eye and said something like "you'll never work in this town again," "i'll ruin you," or "you have made a powerful enemy today". How are rich people supposed to keep us peasants in line when they show weakness by not going after a two-bit swindler like this one who publicly makes a fool out of them. GOP, I am dissapoint.
 
2014-04-02 02:29:23 PM  
He even made a chart
 
2014-04-02 02:38:14 PM  

James!: Wait till President Romney hears about this.


tee hee!
 
2014-04-02 02:55:35 PM  

WI241TH: He even made a chart


That's amazing.
 
2014-04-02 02:56:01 PM  

WI241TH: He even made a chart


I was tempted to click, but I can't bring myself to do it.
 
2014-04-02 02:56:07 PM  

SphericalTime: That's great news!  This means that even more than 7.1 million people will have been shown to have signed up when they revise the numbers.

Seriously though, why is it okay to always be wrong?


Because in their tiny little minds, they're always Right.
 
2014-04-02 02:57:41 PM  
" and the 'back end' for the billing process of the Obamacare web site is not even functioning yet,"

What is this?
 
2014-04-02 02:59:23 PM  
img.fark.net

"That's some fine detective work there Lou."
 
2014-04-02 02:59:24 PM  

theknuckler_33: " and the 'back end' for the billing process of the Obamacare web site is not even functioning yet,"

What is this?


it doesn't exist, because the ACA doesn't bill anyone for anything.
 
2014-04-02 02:59:35 PM  

theknuckler_33: " and the 'back end' for the billing process of the Obamacare web site is not even functioning yet,"

What is this?


I don't think it should come as a surprise that Dean Chambers spends much of his time thinking about "back ends" and their functions.
 
2014-04-02 02:59:59 PM  
Gosh, Obama is so much scarier when you replace the word 'administration' with 'Regime'
 
2014-04-02 03:00:18 PM  

WI241TH: He even made a chart


http://acasignups.net/graph

the original is here

that is some pretty awesome numbers when everything is consider
THANKS OBAMA FOR DESTROYING AMERICA
 
2014-04-02 03:00:53 PM  

ManateeGag: if he called it a gang, he's going to come across as racist, whether he means to or not.



Reviewing what hubie's said about Chambers' college career, if Chambers wrote something racist he probably meant it.

Unless maybe Dean's had a change of heart since then that he hasn't publicized.
 
2014-04-02 03:01:02 PM  

qorkfiend: WI241TH: He even made a chart

I was tempted to click, but I can't bring myself to do it.


nah, click it ... it is pretty well done ....
and then click here to see the real thing
http://acasignups.net/graph
 
2014-04-02 03:01:16 PM  

kbronsito: How is this person still in business? Relying on his work caused the GOP the embarrassment of looking like idiots on election night when they thought they may win against Obama. He is clearly a charlatan who ripped off anyone who paid for or relied on his work. Although I don't think Mittens could have won, he may have fared better if campaign resources were targeted in a manner consistent with actual polling information instead of the junk numbers this guy produced. A closer race allows the opposition to craft a narrative about how the winning side doesn't really have a mandate. This would probably also be true for congressional races. Unskewed polls is the kind of fark up that should have resulted in some wealthy people to look at this grifter and assign blame to deflect it from their own follies. You'd think at least one of these self-important farkers would have would have given him the evil eye and said something like "you'll never work in this town again," "i'll ruin you," or "you have made a powerful enemy today". How are rich people supposed to keep us peasants in line when they show weakness by not going after a two-bit swindler like this one who publicly makes a fool out of them. GOP, I am dissapoint.


No matter how wrong they are, no matter how idiotic they appear to the rational, they are completely incapable of feeling embarrassment, shame or remorse, and those who vote for them are the same.
 
2014-04-02 03:01:59 PM  
Do you guys ever get tired of arguing the same thing on the same website, day in and day out?
 
2014-04-02 03:02:52 PM  

namatad: qorkfiend: WI241TH: He even made a chart

I was tempted to click, but I can't bring myself to do it.

nah, click it ... it is pretty well done ....
and then click here to see the real thing
http://acasignups.net/graph


Haha yeah, that was pretty good.
 
2014-04-02 03:03:49 PM  

Frank N Stein: Do you guys ever get tired of arguing the same thing on the same website, day in and day out?


It's hardly the same thing.

The fat dogs are different every thread.
 
2014-04-02 03:04:00 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-02 03:04:32 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Rapmaster2000: "Everything done by the Regime turns out to be a complete disaster, and when it's possible to skew or fabricate numbers to cover for their failures, that's exactly what the Obama Regime does," Chambers wrote. "This magic seven million Obamacare signups is no different than anything else reported by the Regime. Completely fraudulent, fake, and phony."

A thesaurus is not a dinosaur, Dean.  Here's some suggestions that are just as scary as "regime":  cabal, camarilla, junta, faction, coterie, gang

It's a Rush Limbaugh slur, I believe.  He's just quoting his master, and like his master, he's beating it to death.


1. Regime is a "Scary Word"
2. Obama is a "Scary Man"
3. Therefore, Obama is a Regime.

QED libtards!
 
2014-04-02 03:04:36 PM  
I will believe the 7 million sign ups when he shows us his birth certificate.
 
2014-04-02 03:04:52 PM  

SphericalTime: That's great news!  This means that even more than 7.1 million people will have been shown to have signed up when they revise the numbers.

Seriously though, why is it okay to always be wrong?


Because right wingers don't agree about being right they just care about being part of the tribe. In fact often to say things more crazier and out side of reality gives you more credit because it makes you more like them and less like others.
 
2014-04-02 03:04:52 PM  

Joe Peanut: [img.fark.net image 550x900]


I'd suggest you unskew that graph, you liebral.
 
2014-04-02 03:05:31 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Rapmaster2000: "Everything done by the Regime turns out to be a complete disaster, and when it's possible to skew or fabricate numbers to cover for their failures, that's exactly what the Obama Regime does," Chambers wrote. "This magic seven million Obamacare signups is no different than anything else reported by the Regime. Completely fraudulent, fake, and phony."

A thesaurus is not a dinosaur, Dean.  Here's some suggestions that are just as scary as "regime":  cabal, camarilla, junta, faction, coterie, gang

It's a Rush Limbaugh slur, I believe.  He's just quoting his master, and like his master, he's beating it to death.


Regime is a far scarier word, Nobody has ever suggested to Rush or Chambers  that they should try an exercise cabal.
 
2014-04-02 03:05:39 PM  
If they were going to fake the numbers, it would have been in the first days, not the last days.
 
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