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(WTSP)   News: Man, 83, fights off three attackers. Fark: Has his car stolen the next day   (wtsp.com ) divider line
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2014-04-02 01:57:24 PM  
Isn't it ironic?
 
2014-04-02 02:54:17 PM  
Farmers markets feel safer.
 
2014-04-02 02:54:45 PM  

Radak: Isn't it ironic?


Everybody came here to say this.

/well done subby
 
2014-04-02 02:56:13 PM  
When those punks get caught the judge isn't going to throw the book at them.  He's going to bury them under the library
 
2014-04-02 02:59:37 PM  
Not the Gran Torino!

/damn zipperheads
 
2014-04-02 03:00:27 PM  
I am surprised that they stabbed him - such a violent attack for relatively young kids just for a car; he's pretty bruised up too.  He needs to suit up and stand his ground.

Bet he looks around before he gets out of the car from now on.
 
2014-04-02 03:01:07 PM  
So he managed to beat them off?

joeydevilla.com
 
2014-04-02 03:07:44 PM  
Wasn't this the opening sequence in a Double Dragon video game clone (late 80's era)?
 
2014-04-02 03:18:30 PM  
I really don't see what value those teenagers would add to society. Find them and kill them.
 
2014-04-02 03:21:26 PM  

Fonaibung: I really don't see what value those teenagers would add to society. Find them and kill them.


For a quarter each, you and your friend can go through 7 stages on enemies to achive this goal.
 
2014-04-02 03:25:31 PM  
Heavy set girl?
 
2014-04-02 03:30:11 PM  

Salmon: Heavy set girl?


F.A.T.
 
2014-04-02 03:31:55 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Not the Gran Torino!

/damn zipperheads


My first thought
 
2014-04-02 03:47:08 PM  
The thieves aren't going to like when his car fights them off.
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2014-04-02 04:09:56 PM  

Radak: Isn't it ironic?


Don't ya think?
 
2014-04-02 04:13:21 PM  
This is my neighborhood (but I am not subby).  I live a couple of blocks away from this guy and I AM PISSED about this.

I dare those motherfarking chickenshiat punkass punks to bring that shiat to my driveway.  Bring it on, right now.  Bring it.  This is Floriduh.  Home of Stand Your Ground.  We can have a come to Jesus meeting right there, on my driveway, punkass motherfarkers.  I'm just down the street, come on over!!!!

But they probably only attack senior citizens because someone like me (with a gun) would actually do them some harm.

I feel awful for this poor man, but am grateful he wasn't injured worse.

And you heard it it here, from a farker:  if I get the chance, I'll get justice for that poor man.  IF those punks have the guts to take on someone their own size.

/bring it on
 
2014-04-02 04:50:13 PM  
16, 10, and 13 year olds stabbing old men. God dammit.
 
2014-04-02 04:54:58 PM  

Radak: Isn't it ironic?


Did he use an iron?
 
2014-04-02 05:02:02 PM  

FarkingBabs: This is my neighborhood (but I am not subby).  I live a couple of blocks away from this guy and I AM PISSED about this.

I dare those motherfarking chickenshiat punkass punks to bring that shiat to my driveway.  Bring it on, right now.  Bring it.  This is Floriduh.  Home of Stand Your Ground.  We can have a come to Jesus meeting right there, on my driveway, punkass motherfarkers.  I'm just down the street, come on over!!!!

But they probably only attack senior citizens because someone like me (with a gun) would actually do them some harm.

I feel awful for this poor man, but am grateful he wasn't injured worse.

And you heard it it here, from a farker:  if I get the chance, I'll get justice for that poor man.  IF those punks have the guts to take on someone their own size.

/bring it on



Happy to donate to any and all legal bills that might be incurred. Slime like this deserve a beatdown.
 
2014-04-02 05:03:27 PM  

FarkingBabs: This is my neighborhood (but I am not subby).  I live a couple of blocks away from this guy and I AM PISSED about this.

I dare those motherfarking chickenshiat punkass punks to bring that shiat to my driveway.  Bring it on, right now.  Bring it.  This is Floriduh.  Home of Stand Your Ground.  We can have a come to Jesus meeting right there, on my driveway, punkass motherfarkers.  I'm just down the street, come on over!!!!

But they probably only attack senior citizens because someone like me (with a gun) would actually do them some harm.

I feel awful for this poor man, but am grateful he wasn't injured worse.

And you heard it it here, from a farker:  if I get the chance, I'll get justice for that poor man.  IF those punks have the guts to take on someone their own size.

/bring it on


Huh, we're neighbors. So uh, hi!

I'm a pansy liberal who doesn't usually condone violence... but I would certainly help you, and anyone else. Glad to see someone helped this guy when it was happening too... and it's freakin awesome he was able to fight one of them off.
 
2014-04-02 05:25:34 PM  

safeforwork: FarkingBabs: This is my neighborhood (but I am not subby).  I live a couple of blocks away from this guy and I AM PISSED about this.

...

Huh, we're neighbors. So uh, hi!

I'm a pansy liberal who doesn't usually condone violence... but I would certainly help you, and anyone else. Glad to see someone helped this guy when it was happening too... and it's freakin awesome he was able to fight one of them off.


Howdy neighbor!!!  I would welcome your assistance...we could have us an old-fashioned Fark Stompin' Party®!!!
 
2014-04-03 10:40:52 AM  

FarkingBabs: safeforwork: FarkingBabs: This is my neighborhood (but I am not subby).  I live a couple of blocks away from this guy and I AM PISSED about this.

...

Huh, we're neighbors. So uh, hi!

I'm a pansy liberal who doesn't usually condone violence... but I would certainly help you, and anyone else. Glad to see someone helped this guy when it was happening too... and it's freakin awesome he was able to fight one of them off.

Howdy neighbor!!!  I would welcome your assistance...we could have us an old-fashioned Fark Stompin' Party®!!!


Ha! Indeed. Seriously, this story has got me *so. freaking. angry* I can't stand it. Beating up an 84 year old is the same in my eyes as beating up a toddler or puppy... and just as brave. Freaking little punk cowards.

Two of the three have been found btw:  http://tbo.com/pinellas-county/second-suspect-in-pinellas-park-elderl y -attack-in-custody-20140403/

and from the comments, the girl was a victim rescued by a good Samaritan a couple years back:  http://www.wtsp.com/story/local/2012/11/15/1994062/  .... though I kind of wonder now if she hadn't just gotten herself in trouble messing with the wrong people back then.

The thing I find weird: why this guy? Why get chased off, have the cops patrolling the area afterward (though my SO came home via that street at 1am and didn't see any police activity...), and *still* go after that guy's car the same night? These kids must have the brains to match their bravery.
 
2014-04-03 01:34:52 PM  
New Anchor needs to pull the hair out of her false eyelashes in the video - freaking annoying.
 
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