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(The Raw Story)   If anyone can tell the difference between good cocaine and bad cocaine, it's a Fox News anchor   (rawstory.com) divider line 41
    More: Amusing, Fox News, Sean Hannity, cocaine, State of North Carolina, Crooks & Liars, date rape drug, Girls Gone Wild, Bob Beckel  
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2014-04-02 12:59:47 PM  
Hannity invited Fox News host Bob Beckel, who has been open about how religion helped him overcome his cocaine habit, to comment on the spring break footage.

So he replaced one addiction with another.
 
2014-04-02 01:15:28 PM  
To be fair, Beckel probably can tell you.  As could Greg Gutfeld.
 
2014-04-02 01:56:02 PM  
Beckel is an anchor?
 
2014-04-02 01:58:14 PM  
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^Tonight's guest panelist on "Red Eye".
 
2014-04-02 02:16:27 PM  
The only bad cocaine is cocaine you had to pay for yourself.
 
2014-04-02 02:21:25 PM  
I like how they have that split screen with the GGW action on the right. That way, you can get some actual entertainment with your derp dose.
 
2014-04-02 02:21:38 PM  
cocaine stinks!
 
2014-04-02 02:23:33 PM  
ITYM "refreshing" cocaine, subby.
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-04-02 02:24:32 PM  
www.bubbleblabber.com
Knows from cocaine.
 
2014-04-02 02:27:26 PM  

busy chillin': cocaine stinks!


You have to sniff it to be sure.
 
2014-04-02 02:28:08 PM  
Beckel is an admitted former user who's now clean and sober.

He's also a lifelong liberal and Democrat, cutting his teeth in the Carter administration.
 
2014-04-02 02:31:46 PM  

BravadoGT: Beckel is an admitted former user who's now clean and sober.

He's also a lifelong liberal and Democrat, cutting his teeth in the Carter administration.


And Dick "Hooker Toe Sucker" Morris used to work for Clinton.  So what?
 
2014-04-02 02:33:04 PM  

Diogenes: BravadoGT: Beckel is an admitted former user who's now clean and sober.

He's also a lifelong liberal and Democrat, cutting his teeth in the Carter administration.

And Dick "Hooker Toe Sucker" Morris used to work for Clinton.  So what?


And Obama used to smoke weed and do occasional coke.  What's the big deal?
 
2014-04-02 02:33:28 PM  
The nose knows
 
2014-04-02 02:33:30 PM  
"Now the problem is they're mixing it up with something called 'Molly,' which is - it's different than ecstasy - and it caused two deaths here in New York because it dehydrates you a lot," Beckel explained.

Sigh.  For a former drug addict he sure doesn't know shiat.
 
2014-04-02 02:34:29 PM  
When soap bubbles come out of your nose. That is bad cocaine
 
2014-04-02 02:35:06 PM  
If someone in the entertainment industry or high-finance game was to give me advice about how to score good cocaine, I'd take it as gospel.  They've got the means, motivation, and insulation to be discerning.
 
2014-04-02 02:41:37 PM  
If only he were being that useful.
 
2014-04-02 02:41:43 PM  
I heard about this place they call The Spanish Moon
 
2014-04-02 02:43:27 PM  
...as bad as the stuff that cleans out toilets.

Your mom?
 
2014-04-02 02:50:00 PM  

Diogenes: BravadoGT: Beckel is an admitted former user who's now clean and sober.

He's also a lifelong liberal and Democrat, cutting his teeth in the Carter administration.

And Dick "Hooker Toe Sucker" Morris used to work for Clinton.  So what?



So he's hardly representative of the typical personality you'll find on Fox?
 
2014-04-02 02:52:52 PM  

Delta1212: busy chillin': cocaine stinks!

You have to sniff it to be sure.


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2014-04-02 02:53:35 PM  
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Who I immediately thought of.  Would have been Larry Kudlow if the story had been about CNBC or Imus on MSNBC
 
2014-04-02 02:54:28 PM  

Delta1212: busy chillin': cocaine stinks!

You have to sniff it to be sure.


Shoot it. Unless you're a complete pussy.
 
2014-04-02 02:54:44 PM  
"Fox's 'Hannity' gives spring break kids advice on spotting 'good' and 'bad cocaine'"

Really?  I read the entire article, watched the video, nowhere did I hear any advice on spotting 'good' and 'bad cocaine'.  Typical media story twisting.
 
2014-04-02 02:55:19 PM  
Let me see if I've got this "role model" thing sorted out...

Football, basketball or baseball player: Cocaine ok, steroids bad, adultery ok

Politician: drugs bad, adultery ok, steroids N/A

Conservative Pundit: all ok

Does that cover it?
 
2014-04-02 03:18:08 PM  
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Lab guy: This is real shait. This coke is pure shait.

Ray: It's good shait, right?

Lab guy: I mean bad shait.

Ray: Bad shait like, "this shait is bad?"

Lab guy: It's shait shait. This shait isn't worth shait.
 
2014-04-02 03:21:27 PM  

phaseolus: I heard about this place they call The Spanish Moon


I think that place closed... buried under six feet of snow.
 
2014-04-02 03:25:31 PM  

toolboy: "Fox's 'Hannity' gives spring break kids advice on spotting 'good' and 'bad cocaine'"

Really?  I read the entire article, watched the video, nowhere did I hear any advice on spotting 'good' and 'bad cocaine'.  Typical media story twisting.


part about the dealers aren't selling good stuff... they're cutting it with molly... which isn't 'ecstasy'... and 'roofies'... that was the bit subby was referring to...  not necessarily how to identify it on sight... just that everything being sold to spring break kids was probably not 'good stuff'.
 
2014-04-02 03:36:20 PM  

BravadoGT: Diogenes: BravadoGT: Beckel is an admitted former user who's now clean and sober.

He's also a lifelong liberal and Democrat, cutting his teeth in the Carter administration.

And Dick "Hooker Toe Sucker" Morris used to work for Clinton.  So what?


So he's hardly representative of the typical personality you'll find on Fox?


LOL.  I can accept that answer.
 
2014-04-02 03:39:57 PM  
He must be familiar with the Heisenberg Principle.
 
2014-04-02 03:40:34 PM  

fireclown: Diogenes: BravadoGT: Beckel is an admitted former user who's now clean and sober.

He's also a lifelong liberal and Democrat, cutting his teeth in the Carter administration.

And Dick "Hooker Toe Sucker" Morris used to work for Clinton.  So what?

And Obama used to smoke weed and do occasional coke.  What's the big deal?


The "big deal" is that marijuana and cocaine are gateway drugs to the Presidency, and that's something no parent today wants for their children.
 
2014-04-02 03:49:11 PM  
is there still good cocaine?
 
2014-04-02 04:05:18 PM  
Bad cocaine - cocaine that you wind up having to share when the people your with find out you're holding

Good cocaine - anyone else's cocaine that you can bogart
 
2014-04-02 04:08:31 PM  

fireclown: Diogenes: BravadoGT: Beckel is an admitted former user who's now clean and sober.

He's also a lifelong liberal and Democrat, cutting his teeth in the Carter administration.

And Dick "Hooker Toe Sucker" Morris used to work for Clinton.  So what?

And Obama used to smoke weed and do occasional coke.  What's the big deal?


Bush The Lesser was arrested for possession in the 70s, but cocaine was really not a big deal in them days.
 
2014-04-02 04:12:36 PM  

The Southern Logic Company: "Now the problem is they're mixing it up with something called 'Molly,' which is - it's different than ecstasy - and it caused two deaths here in New York because it dehydrates you a lot," Beckel explained.

Sigh.  For a former drug addict he sure doesn't know shiat.


Most people assume their life experience is all there is to the subject at hand, particularly if they've never actually done the thing in question, just activities adjacent to it. This goes triple for anyone on Fox News, who project their guilt onto their victims.

Bob Beckel looks like Larry King in the midst of an anephylactic episode. Get him an epi-pen quick, we don't know what kind of bacteria has been gestating in there lo these many thousands of years.

/No, I have no idea how that kinda thing works.
 
2014-04-02 05:00:13 PM  
If you need to shiat out your large intestine after the first rail, you're doing it right!
 
2014-04-02 05:19:02 PM  

toolboy: "Fox's 'Hannity' gives spring break kids advice on spotting 'good' and 'bad cocaine'"

Really?  I read the entire article, watched the video, nowhere did I hear any advice on spotting 'good' and 'bad cocaine'.  Typical media story twisting.


Typical biased Liberal Farker subbster.

It was a stupid report - Fox should be worried about real news.

But there are plenty of left leaning former coke addicts out there.  Pretty sure drug addition aint picky about your political leanings.
 
2014-04-02 05:55:59 PM  

phaseolus: I heard about this place they call The Spanish Moon


You can lose it all down at the Spanish Moon.
 
2014-04-02 06:57:07 PM  

David Faustino's rap career: If you need to shiat out your large intestine after the first rail, you're doing it right!


Back in the days when I used to do this stuff, I had this girl that I hung out with, and she got really serious one time and asked me if it was normal to want to poop after doing blow. She had been doing it every other weekend for at least a year before she got the courage to tell me she was taking huge dumps at parties. And that's how i learned that girls poop /csb
 
2014-04-02 07:21:44 PM  
Beckle: There's going to be a lot more cases of alcohol poisoning.
Hanity: So they'll go to the hospital.
 
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