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(Orlando Sentinel)   Woman found dead inside pond at the Lake Orlando Golf Club, putting her behind two strokes and creating another water hazard   ( divider line
    More: Florida, ponds, Florida Area, Orlando Fire Department  
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2014-04-02 10:27:03 AM  
She shouldn't have gone in to the water to play the shot.  Just take the drop.
2014-04-02 10:27:52 AM matter how you slice it, the story has a hook to it.
2014-04-02 10:32:23 AM  
"Slow play will not be tolerated."
2014-04-02 10:35:27 AM  
I considered drowning myself after putting two in the pond and one in the river Sunday
2014-04-02 10:36:20 AM  
Police did not release the woman's name or clarify whether she worked for the golf club, but WOFL-Channel 35 reported that her job was to dive for golf balls.

Investigators say they do not suspect foul play.

My bad. I accidentally dropped a 50 pound cannon ball in to the lake and she went in after it.
2014-04-02 10:40:19 AM  
It's no big deal.
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2014-04-02 10:42:06 AM  
Golf ball salvage divers are a scary bunch.  They will sabotage and undermine one another with malicious intent.  It's a territorial occupation.

I would not be surprised, (if she is an outside contractor to the course), to hear that foul play was involved.  If she is an employee, then I would look toward incompetence or insufficient training.

Also, TFA doesn't mention if she was using SCUBA or not.

I look forward to the followup tag being applied to this mystery.
2014-04-02 11:17:10 AM  
Is that DIAP?


/I want to be correct next time it comes up.
2014-04-02 11:25:03 AM  
My money is on alligator attack.
2014-04-02 11:28:07 AM  
Tiger Woods unavailable for comment.
2014-04-02 11:42:20 AM  
When they pulled the body out of the water, did they have to drop it in line with where it crossed the hazard line?
2014-04-02 12:10:08 PM  
" .. inside.."?

2014-04-02 12:25:50 PM  
Ty should have let her use the pool.
2014-04-02 01:32:05 PM  
She probably died in the middle of the round and her playing partner had to make a decision. Dump her in the lake or just hit the ball and drag the dead lady until the 18th hole.
2014-04-02 02:00:53 PM  
Helluva way to get a DQ.
2014-04-02 02:26:57 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: " .. inside.."?


Was there a cover on it or something?
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