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(BadJocks)   Screw curling, THIS should be an Olympic Sport   (badjocks.com) divider line 28
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2014-04-02 09:42:33 AM  
Shirling?

/new snake, new snaaake!!...
 
2014-04-02 10:12:21 AM  
Guys racing downhill at the same time in close proximity to each other while wearing razor-sharp blades that might go any direction when they fall over? What could possibly go wrong?
 
2014-04-02 10:25:22 AM  
I was just freaked out that Dean Moriarty was in the finals, I thought that dude got around in On The Road but now he just seems to be omnipresent.
 
2014-04-02 10:29:46 AM  
That's pretty insane...and yes, i'd watch if it was an Olympic sport.
 
2014-04-02 11:43:18 AM  
I'm rather intrigued by curling. It's actually quite impressive, while also being rather Zen. I'm surprised by how much it grabs my attention when it's on.

That said, I'd watch THIS shiat in a heartbeat. This looks awesome!
 
2014-04-02 11:51:25 AM  
Anyone else get the impression all those falls were done on purpose for "demo" purposes of the sport? They all seemed to get attacked by Blanka instead of losing an edge.
 
2014-04-02 11:54:22 AM  
Oral sex should be an Olympic sport. I would like to see that. Ice skating, then blowjobs. I certainly would stay through whatever commercials they had. I think oral sex should be an Olympic sport because it's harder than curling ever has been. And if you're any good at it, you deserve a medal.

-LB
 
2014-04-02 12:13:36 PM  

RoxtarRyan: Oral sex should be an Olympic sport. I would like to see that. Ice skating, then blowjobs. I certainly would stay through whatever commercials they had. I think oral sex should be an Olympic sport because it's harder than curling ever has been. And if you're any good at it, you deserve a medal.

-LB


Few things are more boring, and more saddening than watching someone else get a bj.
 
2014-04-02 12:18:52 PM  
 
2014-04-02 12:21:13 PM  

INeedAName: RoxtarRyan: Oral sex should be an Olympic sport. I would like to see that. Ice skating, then blowjobs. I certainly would stay through whatever commercials they had. I think oral sex should be an Olympic sport because it's harder than curling ever has been. And if you're any good at it, you deserve a medal.

-LB

Few things are more boring, and more saddening than watching someone else get a bj.


This.  I never got the attraction of watching porn, especially among others like in a theater.  Creepazoid behavior.

Now - back to the video - that looks like great fun - to watch and to participate, (if I was 30 years younger).  'Zounds.
 
2014-04-02 12:35:59 PM  

gopher321: Shirling?

/new snake, new snaaake!!...


Came for Shirling. Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-04-02 12:37:18 PM  
The appeal of Curling: Pretty much anyone can participate in the sport.

The appeal of this event?: Waiting for someone to have their fingers cut off or to take a blade to the face.
 
2014-04-02 12:37:31 PM  
Like short track speedskating, but with hurdles.  Yeah I'd watch it in between ends of curling.
 
2014-04-02 12:47:08 PM  

SmackLT: Guys racing downhill at the same time in close proximity to each other while wearing razor-sharp blades that might go any direction when they fall over? What could possibly go wrong?


There, there, snowflake.

static2.businessinsider.com
 
2014-04-02 01:01:44 PM  
Hell yeah, it should be an Olympic sport.  Enjoyed the Montreal (or was it Quebec?) version a while back.  Very entertaining.
 
2014-04-02 01:06:37 PM  
It's coming to Edmonton in 2015!
 
2014-04-02 01:29:13 PM  
Why can't this be combined with curling?
 
2014-04-02 02:43:10 PM  
Crashed Ice is awesome, and I have been a fan since I first learned of it. They are insane, and it is so much fun to watch.
 
2014-04-02 02:52:27 PM  

bikerbob59: I beg to differ subby.

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.goldlinecurling.com/b lo g/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/3457-eve_copy-300x229.jpg&imgrefurl=http: //www.goldlinecurling.com/en/curling-blog/goldline-ambassador-eve-muir head&h=183&w=240&tbnid=qwQz03-FN8LRkM:&zoom=1&tbnh=152&tbnw=199&usg=__ Lg_r04-vgOeIm30mtgrN-Qu-XkA=&docid=-YNNAFfW9wwVWM&itg=1&sa=X&ei=NTg8U5 -0LMHJygGBgoGgBg&sqi=2&ved=0CH4Q_B0wCg


The Canadians are better:

cloudfront9.curling.ca
 
2014-04-02 04:17:27 PM  
Curling was the only reason to watch the Olympics.  All of the judged events are beyond ridiculous.  Besides the fact the curling takes an enormous amount of physical precision and is by far the most cerebral event in the Olympics, Summer or Winter.
 
2014-04-02 04:57:41 PM  
Curling looks interesting, but screw-curling sounds like fun
 
2014-04-02 05:22:13 PM  
....but....i like curling....
 
2014-04-02 05:23:00 PM  

SmackLT: Guys racing downhill at the same time in close proximity to each other while wearing razor-sharp blades that might go any direction when they fall over? What could possibly go wrong?


i611.photobucket.com

/insert comparison to any widely televised motor racing event.
 
2014-04-02 09:41:02 PM  
This looks like a really difficult sport.  Because, how do they balance without a stick on the ice?

www.thesportsbank.net

/patenting HANS device with cut protection neck guards because this sport is dangerous
//looks like they are getting better at track design though
 
2014-04-03 12:26:40 AM  
//looks like they are getting better at track design though

I'm thinking bobsled/ luge tracks!  Now that would be awesome down hill power skating!  Better yet, freeze over a ski-jump hill!  Sweeeeeeet
 
2014-04-03 01:31:13 AM  
This should end with a Danny Way mega ice jump ramp. In fact, same for luge, bobsled, and skull.
 
2014-04-03 08:35:54 AM  
I've seen that, can't remember what channel. I thik it was G4 or something. It is pretty fun to watch.
 
2014-04-03 12:43:44 PM  
Speed skating meets hockey.  Yes, very much yes.
 
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