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2014-04-02 09:17:53 AM
Damn Palin for making me want to defend Ryan!

Well...almost.
 
2014-04-02 09:18:31 AM
Waitasec. Sarah Palin HATES this budget? Maybe there's something to it after all...
 
2014-04-02 09:26:45 AM

Serious Black: Waitasec. Sarah Palin HATES this budget? Maybe there's something to it after all...


it's just not draconian enough
 
2014-04-02 09:28:03 AM
If anyone knows anything about being a joke...
 
2014-04-02 09:30:08 AM
No matter how insane the right-wing policy, there's going to be someone other opportunistic right-winger chomping at the bit to accuse it of not being insane enough.
 
2014-04-02 09:32:08 AM

kronicfeld: No matter how insane the right-wing policy, there's going to be someone other opportunistic right-winger chomping at the bit to accuse it of not being insane enough.


I'm surprised she beat Cruz to the punch.
 
2014-04-02 09:32:57 AM

somedude210: Serious Black: Waitasec. Sarah Palin HATES this budget? Maybe there's something to it after all...

it's just not draconian enough


Oh, that's the problem? Well never mind then.
 
2014-04-02 09:48:55 AM
it STILL is not proposing reining in wasteful government overspending

"We need to rein in spending today"


Spell check, you ignorant coont. How does it work?

and don't tell me there is nothing to cut when we know every omnibus bill is loaded with pork and kickbacks

I don't think that word means what you think it means
 
2014-04-02 09:49:12 AM
She invoked the Wisconsin Badgers, headed to the NCAA men's basketball Final Four, as an example of the "sacrificial work ethic and discipline" she thinks Ryan would do well to learn form.

Yeah, nothing inspires me more when I get up in the morning, than "student-athletes" faking their way through college until they get drafted by the NBA.
 
2014-04-02 09:50:56 AM

Sgt Otter: She invoked the Wisconsin Badgers, headed to the NCAA men's basketball Final Four, as an example of the "sacrificial work ethic and discipline" she thinks Ryan would do well to learn form.

Yeah, nothing inspires me more when I get up in the morning, than "student-athletes" faking their way through college until they get drafted by the NBA.


Kinda worked for Palin.
 
2014-04-02 09:55:56 AM

Diogenes: Sgt Otter: She invoked the Wisconsin Badgers, headed to the NCAA men's basketball Final Four, as an example of the "sacrificial work ethic and discipline" she thinks Ryan would do well to learn form.

Yeah, nothing inspires me more when I get up in the morning, than "student-athletes" faking their way through college until they get drafted by the NBA.

Kinda worked for Palin.


so what happens when they start to unionize and demand to get paid for all their hard work and sacrifice?
 
2014-04-02 09:58:19 AM

somedude210: Diogenes: Sgt Otter: She invoked the Wisconsin Badgers, headed to the NCAA men's basketball Final Four, as an example of the "sacrificial work ethic and discipline" she thinks Ryan would do well to learn form.

Yeah, nothing inspires me more when I get up in the morning, than "student-athletes" faking their way through college until they get drafted by the NBA.

Kinda worked for Palin.

so what happens when they start to unionize and demand to get paid for all their hard work and sacrifice?


Oh burn!  I guess if I were Palin I'd say deport them.  North Korea seems to like basketball.
 
2014-04-02 10:06:07 AM

Diogenes: Oh burn! I guess if I were Palin I'd say deport them. North Korea seems to like basketball.


ah, but what about the other sports? What if....the SEC and Big 10 teams all unionized right before the kickoff of football season....
 
2014-04-02 10:15:37 AM
Yes, Sarah... that same sacrificial work ethic that made America strong

/and made you quit halfway through your f*cking job
 
2014-04-02 10:17:26 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Yes, Sarah... that same sacrificial work ethic that made America strong

/and made you quit halfway through your f*cking job


And seven colleges.
 
2014-04-02 10:23:42 AM
 
2014-04-02 10:26:17 AM
No one should ever ask Paul Ryan or Sarah Palin for budget advice.

EVER.
 
2014-04-02 10:26:36 AM
I heard she really likes basketball players.
 
2014-04-02 10:32:30 AM
Yet not a single republican will cut the bloated defense budget. We NEED those tanks rotting in an Arizona desert.
 
2014-04-02 10:34:01 AM
Oh, god yes. Get on in there, Palin. You know you can't resist the urge to make a run for it with your name at the top of the ticket, this time...
 
2014-04-02 10:35:14 AM
Ryan and Palin in the same headline. Oh goodie.
 
2014-04-02 10:35:15 AM

somedude210: Diogenes: Sgt Otter: She invoked the Wisconsin Badgers, headed to the NCAA men's basketball Final Four, as an example of the "sacrificial work ethic and discipline" she thinks Ryan would do well to learn form.

Yeah, nothing inspires me more when I get up in the morning, than "student-athletes" faking their way through college until they get drafted by the NBA.

Kinda worked for Palin.

so what happens when they start to unionize and demand to get paid for all their hard work and sacrifice?



Non-issue. Sarah Palin never thought twice about spread-the-wealth socialism in Alaska with oil-profit checks to citizens.
 
2014-04-02 10:36:47 AM

incendi: Oh, god yes. Get on in there, Palin. You know you can't resist the urge to make a run for it with your name at the top of the ticket, this time...


She's always good for a book tour disguised as a presidential run.
 
2014-04-02 10:37:11 AM
While liberals are quick to point out some of the "flaws" as they see them of responsible fiscal policy, Palin makes an important point- if we want to truly see the unfettered roar of the market and get serious about creating jobs, now is not soon enough.
 
2014-04-02 10:37:47 AM

somedude210: Serious Black: Waitasec. Sarah Palin HATES this budget? Maybe there's something to it after all...

it's just not draconian enough


Only Palin would chide another Republican for not going full retard enough. Er, I guess instead of "retard" I should use the less rude term "Republican", sorry Ms. Palin.
 
2014-04-02 10:37:53 AM
FTFA: "I'm a big fan of Sarah Palin and she has been very supportive of my earlier budgets. This cuts more spending than any budget I've ever written...I think she ought to take a look at the details and I think she'll be probably pretty pleased."

So, Ryan thinks Palin should read, like, all of it?

Good luck with that.
 
2014-04-02 10:38:01 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-02 10:38:37 AM
Who pulled her talky string?

When will someone shut this whore up?
 
2014-04-02 10:39:01 AM

Diogenes: kronicfeld: No matter how insane the right-wing policy, there's going to be someone other opportunistic right-winger chomping at the bit to accuse it of not being insane enough.

I'm surprised she beat Cruz to the punch.


Only technically, as they share a brain.

// cell
// they share a brain CELL
 
2014-04-02 10:39:23 AM
"But it really IS a joke because it is STILL not seeing the problem; it STILL is not proposing reining in wasteful government overspending TODAY, instead of speculating years out that some future Congress and White House may possibly, hopefully, eh-who-knows, take responsibility for today's budgetary selfishness and shortsightedness to do so. THIS is the definition of insanity."

Dear Mrs. Palin: The budget is an inanimate object and thus not capable of seeing or making propositions. The budget may reflect Ryan's views and it is a proposal but it lacks the capacity to take any any actions like seeing and proposing. Believing that inanimate objects can act on their own may be symptom of insanity.
 
2014-04-02 10:39:59 AM

Cletus C.: Ryan and Palin in the same headline. Oh goodie.



I know right? I'm very frightened of Palin and I wish the Left would stop bringing her into the spotlight.
 
2014-04-02 10:40:39 AM

bdub77: No one should ever ask Paul Ryan or Sarah Palin for budget advice.

EVER.


I am sure Sarah's econ class at junior college was more than enough to give her the skills she needs to advise on the federal budget.
She says she learned how ten goes into one from Glenn Rice.
 
2014-04-02 10:41:18 AM

WrongoBongo: While liberals are quick to point out some of the "flaws" as they see them of responsible fiscal policy, Palin makes an important point- if we want to truly see the unfettered roar of the market and get serious about creating jobs, now is not soon enough.



Why do you think the House has sponsored so many repeal Obamacare, tax-reduction and abortion bills? It's all about job creation, man!
 
2014-04-02 10:41:34 AM
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

i48.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-02 10:42:54 AM
People like her will not be happy until every household has full sovereignty over itself
 
2014-04-02 10:43:23 AM

monoski: bdub77: No one should ever ask Paul Ryan or Sarah Palin for budget advice.

EVER.

I am sure Sarah's econ class at junior college was more than enough to give her the skills she needs to advise on the federal budget.
She says she learned how ten goes into one from Glenn Rice.



Glenn Rice taught Sarah Palin how to dribble.
 
2014-04-02 10:44:00 AM

Lord_Baull: Yet not a single republican will cut the bloated defense budget. We NEED those tanks rotting in an Arizona desert.


Now, don't be selfish

/we have an asston of them rotting in California, too
 
2014-04-02 10:44:41 AM
In case anyone thought Ryan might be a good candidate for anything, just remember: he's a Sarah Palin fan.

/vote on the Progressive budget and do something right in this country, you narcissistic conservative representative clods
 
2014-04-02 10:45:07 AM
img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-04-02 10:46:55 AM

monoski: bdub77: No one should ever ask Paul Ryan or Sarah Palin for budget advice.

EVER.

I am sure Sarah's econ class at junior college was more than enough to give her the skills she needs to advise on the federal budget.
She says she learned how ten goes into one from Glenn Rice.


Was she in the same econ class as coconut boy?
 
2014-04-02 10:47:05 AM

KingKauff: it STILL is not proposing reining in wasteful government overspending

"We need to rein in spending today"

Spell check, you ignorant coont. How does it work?



um...What did she spell wrong?
 
2014-04-02 10:48:13 AM
Sarah Palin is the most vapid person in the history of the universe.
 
2014-04-02 10:49:05 AM
So when is Sarah going to propose her 25% across the board budget cut to defense contractors? Because the solution is so obvious right, staring us in the face? Cut the wasteful government spending, Sarah! Cut it!
 
2014-04-02 10:49:07 AM

Sgt Otter: She invoked the Wisconsin Badgers, headed to the NCAA men's basketball Final Four, as an example of the "sacrificial work ethic and discipline" she thinks Ryan would do well to learn form.

Yeah, nothing inspires me more when I get up in the morning, than "student-athletes" faking their way through college until they get drafted by the NBA.


The Badger basketball team has somethin like a 97% graduation rate and is pretty well known for academic excellence. They also don't send many players on to the NBA. Kentucky would have been a better team for you to biatch about. The Badgers actually illustrate her "point" pretty well.

That said, Palin is a moron and most of her followers would be directly harmed by everything she advocates.

Honestly, Palin should be locked in a jail cell and forced to write down everything she'd change about that budget and about government spending. Put it all in writing, numbers and everything, and truly show Americans just how insane and stupid her ideas are. Show exactly what she'd cut and who it would harm.
 
2014-04-02 10:49:59 AM
They can't get rid of this woman, I love it. Just laying ground work for her election time grift, sorry Paul.
 
2014-04-02 10:50:09 AM

Danger Mouse: KingKauff: it STILL is not proposing reining in wasteful government overspending

"We need to rein in spending today"

Spell check, you ignorant coont. How does it work?


um...What did she spell wrong?


Oh no...  This is going to be another Rotsky, isn't it?
 
2014-04-02 10:51:15 AM

KingKauff: it STILL is not proposing reining in wasteful government overspending

"We need to rein in spending today"

Spell check, you ignorant coont. How does it work?

and don't tell me there is nothing to cut when we know every omnibus bill is loaded with pork and kickbacks

I don't think that word means what you think it means


Should I assume she used reign instead of rein?   TFA says the article was updated.
 
2014-04-02 10:55:21 AM
Lord_Baull: WrongoBongo: While liberals are quick to point out some of the "flaws" as they see them of responsible fiscal policy, Palin makes an important point- if we want to truly see the unfettered roar of the market and get serious about creating jobs, now is not soon enough.


Why do you think the House has sponsored so many repeal Obamacare, tax-reduction and abortion bills? It's all about job creation, man!


The House has always been full of ignorant rabble on both sides of the aisle, it's kinda its function to make the little people feel like they have a say in governance. They vote for what their constituents want, which for a long while was repeal of Obamacare. As public opinion changes (as it seems to be), those votes will change with it. Why do you hate representative democracy?
 
2014-04-02 10:55:31 AM

bdub77: No one should ever ask Paul Ryan or Sarah Palin for budget advice.

EVER.


FTFY

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-04-02 10:55:58 AM
It's a question of choreography, methinks.

She's pissed that the budget doesn't start with the "...and break it off" part of The Plan, and that it just dances around the "Stick it in" piece for the first few years.
 
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