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(The Week UK)   Would-be robber shoots himself in the foot (metaphorically) and the back (literally)   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Islington, drive-by shooting, robbery, Islington robbery suspect, raid, shootings, gunshots  
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1894 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Apr 2014 at 10:43 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-02 10:50:34 AM  
five times and then once in the back of the head?
2014-04-02 10:51:55 AM
2014-04-02 10:57:02 AM  
Thankfully the abstract bullets only cause concrete flesh wounds and the surgeons were able to metaphorically get him right as rain, which unfortunately was like, on his wedding day.
2014-04-02 11:03:10 AM  
You rode a scooter to a robbery?  I mean, I guess it's a step up from a miniature barbie bike with tassles and training wheels.
2014-04-02 11:14:39 AM  
"Wait, isn't there a word for that, like in French or something?"

2014-04-02 11:54:27 AM  
FTA:  "The incident came just days after an 18-year-old man almost lost his hand in an axe attack two streets away from the shooting"

2014-04-02 12:18:34 PM  
I was trying to figure this out then i read the article,

a new report today suggests the victim may in fact have injured himself when the gun he had in his backpack went off while he was riding a moped.
2014-04-02 12:25:13 PM  
So he was running from LA cops?
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