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(Short List)   Peugeot's Onyx Sofa costs $186,205, weighs 800 pounds and is made out of volcanic rock. It's the best looking, most uncomfortable sofa you've ever seen   (shortlist.com ) divider line
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2014-04-02 09:36:03 AM  
Why in hell did they call it 'Onyx'? Why not rhyolite or pahoehoe or Aa?
 
2014-04-02 09:50:14 AM  
How is it a sofa and not a bench?
 
2014-04-02 09:52:35 AM  

pizen: How is it a sofa and not a bench?


How is any sofa not a bench?
 
2014-04-02 09:54:48 AM  
That looks like something Syndrome would own.
 
2014-04-02 10:13:07 AM  
Replace the last three words with "in the world," and you have Furniture Reviews with Jeremy Clarkson.
 
2014-04-02 10:14:00 AM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: Why in hell did they call it 'Onyx'? Why not rhyolite or pahoehoe or Aa?


Because onyx is also a color, referring to jet black, not just a rock?
 
2014-04-02 10:15:47 AM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: whyRpeoplesostupid: Why in hell did they call it 'Onyx'? Why not rhyolite or pahoehoe or Aa?

Because onyx is also a color, referring to jet black, not just a rock?


And jet is a rock.
 
2014-04-02 10:21:08 AM  

kronicfeld: pizen: How is it a sofa and not a bench?

How is any sofa not a bench?


because benches are defined as usually hard and sofas are defined as usually soft

Bench:

www.rehabs.com

Sofa:

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2014-04-02 10:21:14 AM  

kronicfeld: pizen: How is it a sofa and not a bench?

How is any sofa not a bench?


Because sofa be soft, bench be hard.
 
2014-04-02 10:22:05 AM  

doctorguilty: Replace the last three words with "in the world," and you have Furniture Reviews with Jeremy Clarkson.


I would probably buy that. Regardless of how it was packaged. And regardless of whether he came with a straight man.
 
2014-04-02 10:24:13 AM  
It would look good outside on a patio.
 
2014-04-02 10:26:46 AM  
"a rock that's spent several thousand years filtering water. "

Was this written by a Young Earth Creationist?
 
2014-04-02 11:58:55 AM  
"Soft" isn't always "comfortable", subby...
 
2014-04-02 12:00:31 PM  

Target Builder: "a rock that's spent several thousand years filtering water. "

Was this written by a Young Earth Creationist?


A: A million is ACTUALLY several thousands.
B: It's volcanic, meaning that it could be rock from last week, if that's when the volcano erupted. This isn't sedimentary rock from the bottom of a lake from the time of the dinosaurs.
 
2014-04-02 12:08:10 PM  
Makes sense. I'm pretty sure they'd make you pretty uncomfortable if you sat on them.

bringingdowntheband.com
 
2014-04-02 12:10:07 PM  
OK, that thing is legitimately badass.  Probably hard on your ass too.
 
2014-04-02 04:36:11 PM  
i.huffpost.com
 
2014-04-02 11:24:55 PM  
What's sick is some ceo is going to buy it for his office, and find a way to write the dang thing off.
 
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