Beyonce...breasts...too much!

I've got a juicy sausage for her...

that's not as bad as other people's requests

Well bully for TSG, they got another rider.

So where are those breasts?

Pretty meager list of requests..... People at Smoking Gun have to eventually get bored of these riders.

Wow. Chicken??? With SEASONING???? That pampered biatch!

And Pepsi, and deli meat, oh my.

Ok, now I rtfa, and there are NO Beyonce breasts, it is chicken breast, and wings, and legs. Typical of a successful and attractive...ah just trying to start something...gonna be starting something. It is kind of funny though to be all stuck up on one hand, and greasy chicken on the other hand. I hate...but I love...

I'm sorry, I went crazy from that coffin thread. Seriously.

Oh the scandal!

Hey wait a minute...

She demands food and drinks be ready and the room to be warm? What's the big deal?

The missing final page:

- One swift kick in the ass for Beyonce and her crew.
- After the Super Bowl, Beyonce should be shipped to China for 3 years in a hard labor camp.

poppinjay - and 78 degrees! 78 degrees dammit! Do they bring a thermometer with them? Isn't that kind of warm??

i'm gonna start eating more fried chicken. if that's how she got that ass. . .

bootylicious

I have to say that Beyonce in a pant suit is 100X hotter than Janet with her boob hanging out.

hmmmm, wings...

78 degrees? What is she trying to do? Grow bananas in her dressing room?

Girl needs to cut down on all the cheese she be eatin'.

Those seem like reasonable "requests". Granted, it was only for 1 song, though.

I saw on mtv once that i think Limp Bizkit (*sign of warding evil*) wanted their skittles to be sorted by color with all the greens removed or some shiat.

"...don't forget my pastry, make sure thy're tasty."

78 percent of what? The temperature on the surface of the sun?

TSG is pretty boring these days. I thought the lotto lady would keep it spicy but it's died down.

41 percent what?

Keep the hot side hot and the cold side cold...no wait, that was too many Super Bowls ago

Anyone else notice that she's obviously on Atkins or South Beach or some other low carb diet? Sheesh...that food demand is a freakin Atkins feast!

Yay, another spoiled pop star. For singing a minute, minute and a half? Through a song most people don't know all the words to. Hell, next time get Lee Greenwood to evoke some chest-thumping among the rednecks and war hawks before the big game. He'd probably do it for free buffet passes to Shoney's and gas money.

Man, I wouldn't want to have been near her while she belted the National Anthem with that garlic cayenne pepper breath...

At first glance, I could have sworn she requested a hot cocoa sampler box. And water heated to 150 percent for mixing it up.

cunning_linguist_dc - dude, do you know how much sleep I am operating on right now?? Do you?

We're all familiar with the "outlandish" requests that stars have for the dressing room. Personally, I have decided that I have no problem with this.

I think we can all agree that the talent will require a place to keep their stuff and eat - after all they will have to be at the venue for a long time. If this stuff is not spelled out I guarantee that the venue management will provide the #3 combo special from the Taco Bell around the corner.

I hate high maintenance starts (escpecially when they tell me what my politics should be) but I did not find this request outrageous. I did notice her "posse" were forced to have "chicken fresh garlic, season salt, black pepper, and Cayenne pepper HEAVILY SEASONED!!"

I used to work at a Pepsi Plant. Besides Mountain Dew the thing we bottled the most was Snapple. We did 86 different flavors of various softdrink brands however 3 machines are always devoted to Pepsi products. So Snapple is definately not a threat to Pepsi like the article on TSG states... Snapple actually makes Pepsi Co some nice cash.

The requests aren't all that demanding...who doesn't like a clean bathroom? It's just weird that it all appears to be spelled out as carefully as a formal contract.

Wheres the handpicked Smarties ??????
Ony red ones please !!

Damn, that juicy baked chicken sounds great!

That's what I'm saying Demetrius. TSG needs to get out of bed with Entertainment Tonight.

I'm still amused by the Pepsi contract. It seems so obnoxious

Three words.
Juicy.Baked.Chicken.

Ahh fark! That thread title is sooooo misleading ... I thought TSG had pics of Bouncey's breasts ...

/disappointed

That must be her "standard" rider, because I sure didn't notice any dancers in need of juicy seasoned chicken backing her up during the national anthem.

Is it just me, or did that letter read like it was written by a 10 year old? I would think a "demanding" letter for a pop star would at leasy *try* to use good grammar. It made my head hurt to read.

Rocko67
Um, welcome to the world of reading:

However, she is still allowed to drink Snapple products, which are produced by Cadbury Schweppes--and apparently not a threat to PepsiCo. (3 pages)