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(Bay News 9)   Man trapped in the drive-thru at McDonald's decides to take his anger out on the first person he sees, dish out a hearty meal of two all-beef patties, special sauce, pickles, lettuce, onions, and pain   (baynews9.com ) divider line
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2014-04-02 09:29:37 AM  
Brittani Thomas

Ah, the scenic French peninsula of Brittani, known in Louisiana as Britney.
 
2014-04-02 09:33:53 AM  
i6.photobucket.com

It happens.
 
2014-04-02 09:36:00 AM  
Police said he said he was angry because the other vehicle cut him off and he almost struck it. However, after seeing the video, he realized the situation was much more than he recalled.

This should be called "The Hulk Defense."
 
2014-04-02 09:40:27 AM  
Don't these guys ever pick the "wrong car?"  I swear, they're like the paparazzi or something--too ridiculous and pathetic to gun down in a parking lot, therefore comeuppance-proof.
 
2014-04-02 09:43:05 AM  
Cell-phone video nabs another Florida hothead.  Trifecta in play?
 
2014-04-02 10:19:32 AM  
 
2014-04-02 10:49:42 AM  
He's lucky he didn't get shot.  Also, what a he-man - punching a woman in the face (and she wasn't even the driver.)  What a d!ck.
 
2014-04-02 10:55:20 AM  

bdub77: Oblig:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK332QsfYRc


Awesome. LOVED that whole movie.

What I didnt love is the guy filming didnt make any kind of effort to stop Ragey McRager before he hit the woman.
 
2014-04-02 10:57:41 AM  
At first, I thought "what kind of asshole moves into a Drive Thru line without ordering?"

Then I realized it's one of the new dual drive-thrus where they merge after ordering.

And then it hit me. He was cut off in a drive-thru.

What kind of anger issues do you have to begin with to flip out over that?
 
2014-04-02 10:59:25 AM  
Is his new nickname is the Quarter-Pounder?

In France, the Cheese Battle Royale?
 
2014-04-02 11:00:56 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Brittani Thomas

Ah, the scenic French peninsula of Brittani, known in Louisiana as Britney.


That Britney represents a different geographic formation.  You know, the kind that you could put a peninsula into.
 
2014-04-02 11:01:23 AM  
I don't think this guy understands how a two-lane drive through works.

He must have been in a hurry-he's eating all that fatty fast food and since he's a type "A" personality, he's knows he's not long for this world anyway.
 
2014-04-02 11:02:33 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: At first, I thought "what kind of asshole moves into a Drive Thru line without ordering?"

Then I realized it's one of the new dual drive-thrus where they merge after ordering.

And then it hit me. He was cut off in a drive-thru.

What kind of anger issues do you have to begin with to flip out over that?


All of them.
 
2014-04-02 11:02:52 AM  
Where are the stand your ground jokes?

if this guy had a pistol, everything would have been fine.  An armed society is a polite society.
 
2014-04-02 11:03:22 AM  
NCSB: I once chucked a cheeseburger at a McDonald's because after waiting over half an hour for the one, yes one car ahead of me, to get their food, my cheeseburger was not made the way I'd ordered it.

I'm not proud, but it was late, I was tired and starving, and I gagged on the mustard when I was expecting it to be plain.
 
2014-04-02 11:03:23 AM  
www.baynews9.com

I ordered light salt on my fries. Light salt! If you get my lightly salted fries, I a-gonna hunt you down. I can't eat fries with regular salt on them. My doctor won't allow it!
 
2014-04-02 11:06:15 AM  
If that was me, I'd have stepped outta the car and knocked this biatch out with one punch...konwwatImsaynn??

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-02 11:06:45 AM  

KidneyStone: At least it wasn't an off duty cop pulling a gun on someone in front of him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UnA_1YyYLE

/Coworker's son is the victim.  Good kid, doesn't start shiat.


One of the biggest problems with giving somebody a gun. They start more shiat because they have that crutch.
 
2014-04-02 11:06:59 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

approves
 
2014-04-02 11:08:23 AM  

Cold_Sassy: He's lucky he didn't get shot.  Also, what a he-man - punching a woman in the face (and she wasn't even the driver.)  What a d!ck.


Dammit.
 
2014-04-02 11:09:03 AM  

Jclark666: NCSB: I once chucked a cheeseburger at a McDonald's because after waiting over half an hour for the one, yes one car ahead of me, to get their food, my cheeseburger was not made the way I'd ordered it.

I'm not proud, but it was late, I was tired and starving, and I gagged on the mustard when I was expecting it to be plain.


The mother in law used to send us out for McDouble with lettuce, tomato and real onions.  I would go in and order it but the wife would go through the drive thru.  One night, she threw the McDouble at the poor lady because it had the rehydrated onions on it.  Also, it was their third attempt to merge a McDouble with lettuce, tomato and onions.  I told her I saw her picture over the drive up window station with "call 911 if you see this person" written on it.  She stopped going to that McDonalds.
 
2014-04-02 11:09:23 AM  
THE PAIN TRAIN IS COMMIN, WOMAN ... WOO WOOOO, WOO WOOOO
 
2014-04-02 11:09:52 AM  
He was just feeling disrespected.
 
2014-04-02 11:11:25 AM  
Dude is just lucky he didn't get shot.  I dont know about Florida law specifically, but I think its similar to Texas's in that your car is an extension of your home...  There would have been great justification for shooting that dickwad...
 
2014-04-02 11:13:05 AM  

webron: Where are the stand your ground jokes?

if this guy had a pistol, everything would have been fine.  An armed society is a polite society.


Thank god he was too rude for that!  Far too rude for correct pistol carriage.
 
2014-04-02 11:14:03 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Jclark666: NCSB: I once chucked a cheeseburger at a McDonald's because after waiting over half an hour for the one, yes one car ahead of me, to get their food, my cheeseburger was not made the way I'd ordered it.

I'm not proud, but it was late, I was tired and starving, and I gagged on the mustard when I was expecting it to be plain.

The mother in law used to send us out for McDouble with lettuce, tomato and real onions.  I would go in and order it but the wife would go through the drive thru.  One night, she threw the McDouble at the poor lady because it had the rehydrated onions on it.  Also, it was their third attempt to merge a McDouble with lettuce, tomato and onions.  I told her I saw her picture over the drive up window station with "call 911 if you see this person" written on it.  She stopped going to that McDonalds.


I mean, what can you expect from McDonalds?  You should feel lucky if you get remotely what you ordered.  It's cheap shiatty food.  "I'd like my 2 dollar burger cooked medium well with 2 2" pickes and 1 3" pickle, 1.5tsp of ketchup, and 5 onion pieces arranged in exactly 72 degree increments from center".  Yeah, here's your 2 dollar burger that we cooked an hour ago and has been festering under the warming lamps since then.  It kinda probably has some of those things maybe.
 
2014-04-02 11:16:13 AM  
Old racist asshole acts like an old racist asshole what a surprise.

The only surprise is that those two women didn't get out of the car and beat the shiat out of him....they should have....
 
2014-04-02 11:16:29 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-04-02 11:17:21 AM  
So they were in one of those double lane drive thrus, and he was mad because someone had the audacity to merge?

Too bad the driver wasn't packing.  Dammit Darwin!!
 
2014-04-02 11:18:58 AM  

MooseBayou: Rapmaster2000: Brittani Thomas

Ah, the scenic French peninsula of Brittani, known in Louisiana as Britney.

That Britney represents a different geographic formation.  You know, the kind that you could put a peninsula into.


It could be worse.  I once knew a stripper named Brettney.
 
2014-04-02 11:22:07 AM  

macross87: Sybarite: [WeirdAlTrappedInTheDriveThru.jpg]

It happens.

So I turned on the radio...

*guitar riff*

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-04-02 11:22:48 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Jclark666: NCSB: I once chucked a cheeseburger at a McDonald's because after waiting over half an hour for the one, yes one car ahead of me, to get their food, my cheeseburger was not made the way I'd ordered it.

I'm not proud, but it was late, I was tired and starving, and I gagged on the mustard when I was expecting it to be plain.

The mother in law used to send us out for McDouble with lettuce, tomato and real onions.  I would go in and order it but the wife would go through the drive thru.  One night, she threw the McDouble at the poor lady because it had the rehydrated onions on it.  Also, it was their third attempt to merge a McDouble with lettuce, tomato and onions.  I told her I saw her picture over the drive up window station with "call 911 if you see this person" written on it.  She stopped going to that McDonalds.


i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-04-02 11:22:52 AM  

NASAM: Too bad the driver wasn't packing. Dammit Darwin!!


Pretty sure that Howard Carl Wilson, 68 has passed his breeding window already, regardless of success.

I'm surprised that someone with such a short fuse could make it to 68, especially with the fast-food drive-thru habit thrown in.
 
2014-04-02 11:24:04 AM  

Carn: Harry Freakstorm: Jclark666: NCSB: I once chucked a cheeseburger at a McDonald's because after waiting over half an hour for the one, yes one car ahead of me, to get their food, my cheeseburger was not made the way I'd ordered it.

I'm not proud, but it was late, I was tired and starving, and I gagged on the mustard when I was expecting it to be plain.

The mother in law used to send us out for McDouble with lettuce, tomato and real onions.  I would go in and order it but the wife would go through the drive thru.  One night, she threw the McDouble at the poor lady because it had the rehydrated onions on it.  Also, it was their third attempt to merge a McDouble with lettuce, tomato and onions.  I told her I saw her picture over the drive up window station with "call 911 if you see this person" written on it.  She stopped going to that McDonalds.

I mean, what can you expect from McDonalds?  You should feel lucky if you get remotely what you ordered.  It's cheap shiatty food.  "I'd like my 2 dollar burger cooked medium well with 2 2" pickes and 1 3" pickle, 1.5tsp of ketchup, and 5 onion pieces arranged in exactly 72 degree increments from center".  Yeah, here's your 2 dollar burger that we cooked an hour ago and has been festering under the warming lamps since then.  It kinda probably has some of those things maybe.


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-04-02 11:30:10 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Jclark666: NCSB: I once chucked a cheeseburger at a McDonald's because after waiting over half an hour for the one, yes one car ahead of me, to get their food, my cheeseburger was not made the way I'd ordered it.

I'm not proud, but it was late, I was tired and starving, and I gagged on the mustard when I was expecting it to be plain.

The mother in law used to send us out for McDouble with lettuce, tomato and real onions.  I would go in and order it but the wife would go through the drive thru.  One night, she threw the McDouble at the poor lady because it had the rehydrated onions on it.  Also, it was their third attempt to merge a McDouble with lettuce, tomato and onions.  I told her I saw her picture over the drive up window station with "call 911 if you see this person" written on it.  She stopped going to that McDonalds.


That is farking hilarious!
 
2014-04-02 11:30:19 AM  
I don't know how those x2 lanes work, it seems like there would be a lot of farked up orders.  I'm not going to eat there and find out.
 
2014-04-02 11:31:35 AM  

BEER_ME_in_CT: bdub77: Oblig:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK332QsfYRc

Awesome. LOVED that whole movie.

What I didnt love is the guy filming didnt make any kind of effort to stop Ragey McRager before he hit the woman.


This was on the news last night. It was a girl recording it, she was scared.

BEER_ME_in_CT: bdub77: Oblig:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK332QsfYRc

Awesome. LOVED that whole movie.

What I didnt love is the guy filming didnt make any kind of effort to stop Ragey McRager before he hit the woman.


BEER_ME_in_CT: bdub77: Oblig:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK332QsfYRc

Awesome. LOVED that whole movie.

What I didnt love is the guy filming didnt make any kind of effort to stop Ragey McRager before he hit the woman.


This was on the news last night. It was a girl who recorded it, she was scared.
 
2014-04-02 11:33:14 AM  

KidneyStone: At least it wasn't an off duty cop pulling a gun on someone in front of him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UnA_1YyYLE

/Coworker's son is the victim.  Good kid, doesn't start shiat.


"Placed on administrative leave...with pay"

niiiiice
 
2014-04-02 11:37:22 AM  

burpchuck: This was on the news last night. It was a girl who recorded it, she was scared.


Of course she was! with all the "responsible gun owners®", "Standing their ground®" in drive thrus and movie theaters across America, you should be scared anytime you are in public, and make sure you have bullet proof glass on your windows.
 
2014-04-02 11:42:30 AM  
Never go to the drive-thru.

/i'm not eating this tuna, okay?
 
2014-04-02 11:44:45 AM  

webron: Where are the stand your ground jokes?

if this guy had a pistol, everything would have been fine.  An armed society is a polite society.


All I had was a kind of ill-formed "Stand your ground beef" thing, although now thinking about it, if you use 'beef' as a 'disagreement' , like "This turned out to be a 'Stand Your Ground' beef" , it works better, but it's still barely worth mentioning.
 
2014-04-02 11:45:17 AM  

Geoff Peterson: burpchuck: This was on the news last night. It was a girl who recorded it, she was scared.

Of course she was! with all the "responsible gun owners®", "Standing their ground®" in drive thrus and movie theaters across America, you should be scared anytime you are in public, and make sure you have bullet proof glass on your windows.


Just remember: The one with his dick in one hand and a gun in the other hand is more afraid of you.
 
2014-04-02 11:45:32 AM  
God only knows what would have happened if, on top of that, they stopped serving his order while he was waiting.

www.blogcdn.com
 
2014-04-02 11:53:50 AM  
Aint nobody got time fo dat.
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The Brittani Thomas in question.
 
2014-04-02 11:54:32 AM  

nocturnal001: KidneyStone: At least it wasn't an off duty cop pulling a gun on someone in front of him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UnA_1YyYLE

/Coworker's son is the victim.  Good kid, doesn't start shiat.

One of the biggest problems with giving somebody a gun. They start more shiat because they have that crutch.


Can you link the study showing this? Or is inference enough? I wpuld xpect Britain to have less violent crime/assault by your assertion
 
2014-04-02 11:55:11 AM  

KidneyStone: nocturnal001: KidneyStone: At least it wasn't an off duty cop pulling a gun on someone in front of him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UnA_1YyYLE

/Coworker's son is the victim.  Good kid, doesn't start shiat.

One of the biggest problems with giving somebody a gun. They start more shiat because they have that crutch.

That's entirely not true.  I carry and am far more careful NOT to start shiat because of it.  Most people I know that carry are the same way, although I do know a few who are trigger happy.  Those are thankfully in the minority.


That may not have been a fair statement, but you honestly are less confrontational since you carry? Seems unlikely that the risk of getting into trouble would outweigh the subconscious "I don't need to be afraid factor".
 
2014-04-02 11:56:41 AM  

LeroyBourne: I don't know how those x2 lanes work, it seems like there would be a lot of farked up orders.  I'm not going to eat there and find out.


They repeat your order at the window to verify which one.
 
2014-04-02 11:58:26 AM  
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2014-04-02 11:58:42 AM  

nocturnal001: KidneyStone: At least it wasn't an off duty cop pulling a gun on someone in front of him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UnA_1YyYLE

/Coworker's son is the victim.  Good kid, doesn't start shiat.

One of the biggest problems with giving somebody a gun. They start more shiat because they have that crutch.


Well, you probably shouldn't just give somebody a gun.

This can also go the other way - a sane person concealing may be less likely to start shiat because if two people are rolling around on the ground fighting, there's a good chance it may end-up getting used and most people really don't want that.  Also, someone carrying may hold their head-up high with confidence when passing through an area with thugs.  A confident presence is less likley to draw an attack.

I don't carry except in specific circumstances and last thing i want to do is have to fire at someone - it's a life changer.

In this situation it's probably better that no one was carrying, but a man punching a woman in the face could also be lethal. Had she been armed this arsehole may have never laid a finger on her, but who is to say.

Overall things tend to end with less permanence when there's no trigers being pulled so carrying is a huge responsibility.  I'd personally rather take a punch thanto  have to blast someone, but people also get stomped to death or pretty close to it on the sidewalks around here from time to time.
 
2014-04-02 11:59:18 AM  

nocturnal001: KidneyStone: nocturnal001: KidneyStone: At least it wasn't an off duty cop pulling a gun on someone in front of him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UnA_1YyYLE

/Coworker's son is the victim.  Good kid, doesn't start shiat.

One of the biggest problems with giving somebody a gun. They start more shiat because they have that crutch.

That's entirely not true.  I carry and am far more careful NOT to start shiat because of it.  Most people I know that carry are the same way, although I do know a few who are trigger happy.  Those are thankfully in the minority.

That may not have been a fair statement, but you honestly are less confrontational since you carry? Seems unlikely that the risk of getting into trouble would outweigh the subconscious "I don't need to be afraid factor".


No, this is true because if you start something and then the other person comes after you and you shoot them, you get charged with murder CCW or not.
 
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