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(Tampa Bay Online)   Man arrested for staging robbery to avoid going to work. I guess he'd already used the "sprained taint" excuse once too often   (tbo.com) divider line 9
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2014-04-02 09:46:03 AM  
Deputies said he told them he didn't think he could go to jail for doing this.

Yeager was arrested and taken to Orient Road Jail.



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2014-04-02 09:49:33 AM  
Hey, Subby, that isn't funny.

My grandpa died of a sprained taint, back before they developed the vaccine for it! And sprained taint is still a leading cause of death in third world countries!
 
2014-04-02 10:49:54 AM  
Deputies confronted Yeager, who admitted he staged the burglary to avoid having to go to work. He stated his wife was adamant that he go to work and he didn't want to, deputies said.

Deputies said he told them he didn't think he could go to jail for doing this.

Yeager was arrested and taken to Orient Road Jail.


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2014-04-02 11:35:58 AM  
Deputies confronted Yeager, who admitted he staged the burglary to avoid having to go to work. He stated his wife was adamant that he go to work and he didn't want to, deputies said.

Biatches right?
 
2014-04-02 11:56:10 AM  
Sprained Taint is the name of my Courtney Love cover band.
 
2014-04-02 12:28:07 PM  
He's going to get out of work for quite a while, so good jorb!
 
2014-04-02 12:45:46 PM  
On the bright side. He wont have to come up with excuses to get out of work for a while.
 
2014-04-02 05:35:52 PM  
The actions of a desperate man who just wanted to take a day off, and his nagging wife wouldn't let him.  Well too bad, we all have jobs and they got to get done sometime.  If anything, go to work so you don't have to listen to the wife.
 
2014-04-03 12:43:48 PM  
The worst part about this (other than the legal troubles), is if he had trouble with his wife before, he's going to have REAL FARKING trouble now!


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