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(UPI)   Mississippi church confused by George W. Bush impersonator, almost as confused as if they had gotten the genuine article   (upi.com) divider line 34
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2014-04-02 09:26:25 AM  
When the hoax was discovered, some community members were not pleased. "Lying church! Remind me to never go there!" Deborah Crawford posted on the newspaper's Facebook page.

Wait til she finds out the rest.
 
2014-04-02 10:35:29 AM  

stpauler: When the hoax was discovered, some community members were not pleased. "Lying church! Remind me to never go there!" Deborah Crawford posted on the newspaper's Facebook page.

Wait til she finds out the rest.


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2014-04-02 10:37:11 AM  
Fooling the folks in Laurel?

Going for that low-hanging fruit...
 
2014-04-02 10:41:29 AM  
There can be only one.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-04-02 10:47:36 AM  

stpauler: When the hoax was discovered, some community members were not pleased. "Lying church! Remind me to never go there!" Deborah Crawford posted on the newspaper's Facebook page.

Wait til she finds out the rest.


www.defaithed.com
 
2014-04-02 10:50:17 AM  
In preparation for his role, the actor hit himself repeatedly on the head with a large rock.
 
2014-04-02 11:00:53 AM  
dinarvets.com
 
2014-04-02 11:01:38 AM  
I'm not a fan of Bush at all but I did have the oppoertunity attend a party which he was at (not the reason I went) and I have to admit I was surprised.  For as much dumbassery as was displayed when he was in charge he's actually very well spoken and confident up close.  I don't know if he just got nervous in front of cameras or if his speech writer sucked, but something has changed since he stepped out of the lights.
 
2014-04-02 11:11:36 AM  

offmymeds: There can be only one.

[i1.ytimg.com image 346x450]


Worst porn ever.
 
2014-04-02 11:12:44 AM  

sethen320: I'm not a fan of Bush at all but I did have the oppoertunity attend a party which he was at (not the reason I went) and I have to admit I was surprised.  For as much dumbassery as was displayed when he was in charge he's actually very well spoken and confident up close.  I don't know if he just got nervous in front of cameras or if his speech writer sucked, but something has changed since he stepped out of the lights.


We was probably speaking on his own when you met him, instead of on behalf of his overlords.
 
2014-04-02 11:17:21 AM  
certifiedrandom.com

Not amused, either.
 
2014-04-02 11:17:42 AM  
"It looked just like him, talked just like him," said Lisa Parker.

An idiot?
 
2014-04-02 11:20:00 AM  
bawhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

*catches breath*

bawhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ok, I'm done :)
 
2014-04-02 11:21:49 AM  

markfara: sethen320: I'm not a fan of Bush at all but I did have the oppoertunity attend a party which he was at (not the reason I went) and I have to admit I was surprised.  For as much dumbassery as was displayed when he was in charge he's actually very well spoken and confident up close.  I don't know if he just got nervous in front of cameras or if his speech writer sucked, but something has changed since he stepped out of the lights.

We was probably speaking on his own when you met him, instead of on behalf of his overlords.


True.
 
2014-04-02 11:25:43 AM  

Werehamster: In preparation for his role, the actor hit himself repeatedly on the head with a large rock.


You'd have to be an idiot to think Bush was an idiot. While you were making fun of him because you bought into the propaganda, he was stripping away your civil liberties and you were more than happy to part with them.
 
2014-04-02 11:30:41 AM  

duffblue: Werehamster: In preparation for his role, the actor hit himself repeatedly on the head with a large rock.

You'd have to be an idiot to think Bush was an idiot. While you were making fun of him because you bought into the propaganda, he was stripping away your civil liberties and you were more than happy to part with them.


That was Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz and Rice.  Bush was just the spokesman.

Kind of like the Ronald McDonald of American politics.
 
2014-04-02 11:40:08 AM  
They shoulda been there that time my good buddy Hugh snuck in that squirrel.
 
2014-04-02 11:54:24 AM  
But Detroit!!!
 
2014-04-02 11:59:33 AM  
When the hoax was discovered, some community members were not pleased. "Lying church! Remind me to never go there!" Deborah Crawford posted on the newspaper's Facebook page.


 Someone needs to pull the stick out of their...
 
2014-04-02 12:04:53 PM  
Has to suck to be a GWB look-alike. Back when he was popular, nobody would have thought you were actually him wandering around without the Secret Service. Now some random person probably yells at you one a month.
 
2014-04-02 12:09:52 PM  
www.stuffwelike.com

It's not that funny in hindsight.
 
2014-04-02 12:15:27 PM  

sethen320: I'm not a fan of Bush at all but I did have the oppoertunity attend a party which he was at (not the reason I went) and I have to admit I was surprised.  For as much dumbassery as was displayed when he was in charge he's actually very well spoken and confident up close.  I don't know if he just got nervous in front of cameras or if his speech writer sucked, but something has changed since he stepped out of the lights.


I think it was an act meant to make the rubes feel like he's one of them.
 
2014-04-02 12:16:18 PM  
Just not seeing it

www.outreach.com
 
2014-04-02 12:29:32 PM  

wildcardjack: It's not that funny in hindsight.


Still funny.

// CSB: I hung out with Matt Stone at a party in the summer of 2000 while the show was in development.
// They had a plan for either outcome of the election, but no way the Gore one would have been as good.
 
2014-04-02 12:34:42 PM  
Here's he speech:

Greetings, hello and hiya.  I am standing up here behind this fine poducium with a message of hoping.  You see, when I was a little Texan in Conneticut, my mother told me I could be anything I wanted to be like.  I said to mommy "Someday, I want to be presidentiary and guide the United States of Merica through two wars."  And you know what my momma said?  She said "Only if your other brother mess up will they let you be the president.'  Well they did and I was.  I was twice as much as my father, by the way.  Not braggings.

But now I stand here because I want to tell you of my new dream.  I am thinking that I can still contributate to the world.  I want to see peace in the middling east and all peoples, not just us, prosper.  That's why I have decided to run for Jebus.  Now, you say "But the current Jebus is doing just fine.  What can you bring to the tables?  Well, has the current Jebus cut your taxes so you can do more with your money and make Jebus happier?  I don't remember him ever cutting your taxes.  What would you say to an 8 percent tithe?  Take that 2 percent and buy the kids new shoes or enjoy a nice lunch at one of those places that serve foods.  That's your money.  You use it to move the economy 'cause that is your powers.  Make me the next Jebus and you'll be getting that and more freedoms.  And more freedoms is a good thing.

So I am going to go to every church in Merica today and I am gonna ask all of you to vote for me to be the next Jebus.  Because just like when I was 32 and sitting on my momma's knee tellin' her about my presidentiary dream, I am here today, sitting on your knee telling you about the me being Jebus dream.

Thank you and good praying
 
2014-04-02 12:37:49 PM  
"Lying church! Remind me to never go there!"

i895.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-02 12:37:56 PM  

markfara: sethen320: I'm not a fan of Bush at all but I did have the oppoertunity attend a party which he was at (not the reason I went) and I have to admit I was surprised.  For as much dumbassery as was displayed when he was in charge he's actually very well spoken and confident up close.  I don't know if he just got nervous in front of cameras or if his speech writer sucked, but something has changed since he stepped out of the lights.

We was probably speaking on his own when you met him, instead of on behalf of his overlords.


He also probably had injested something...to take the edge off.
 
2014-04-02 12:40:11 PM  

BMFPitt: Has to suck to be a GWB look-alike. Back when he was popular, nobody would have thought you were actually him wandering around without the Secret Service. Now some random person probably yells at you one a month.



Yells? You're lucky everyday that goes by that a veteran's widow doesn't walk up to you and put a bullet in your ass. I don't understand the LACK of Bush hate and my family members who served all came home. Can't imagine what it must be like for those who lost loved ones in that farce.
 
2014-04-02 01:09:01 PM  
FTFA:  When the hoax was discovered, some community members were not pleased. "Lying church! Remind me to never go there!" Deborah Crawford posted on the newspaper's Facebook page

I'm guessing this person didn't vote for Obama in 2008 and 2012. They probably voted for Bush a third and fourth time.
 
2014-04-02 02:50:56 PM  
So, where and when's the Laurel FARK Party? Ward's, Friday at 6:00?
 
2014-04-02 03:35:26 PM  
Hundreds of thousands of Iraqi dead are totally LOL'ing right now.  Probably their families too!
 
2014-04-02 03:46:32 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Here's he speech:

Greetings, hello and hiya.  I am standing up here behind this fine poducium with a message of hoping.  You see, when I was a little Texan in Conneticut, my mother told me I could be anything I wanted to be like.  I said to mommy "Someday, I want to be presidentiary and guide the United States of Merica through two wars."  And you know what my momma said?  She said "Only if your other brother mess up will they let you be the president.'  Well they did and I was.  I was twice as much as my father, by the way.  Not braggings.

But now I stand here because I want to tell you of my new dream.  I am thinking that I can still contributate to the world.  I want to see peace in the middling east and all peoples, not just us, prosper.  That's why I have decided to run for Jebus.  Now, you say "But the current Jebus is doing just fine.  What can you bring to the tables?  Well, has the current Jebus cut your taxes so you can do more with your money and make Jebus happier?  I don't remember him ever cutting your taxes.  What would you say to an 8 percent tithe?  Take that 2 percent and buy the kids new shoes or enjoy a nice lunch at one of those places that serve foods.  That's your money.  You use it to move the economy 'cause that is your powers.  Make me the next Jebus and you'll be getting that and more freedoms.  And more freedoms is a good thing.

So I am going to go to every church in Merica today and I am gonna ask all of you to vote for me to be the next Jebus.  Because just like when I was 32 and sitting on my momma's knee tellin' her about my presidentiary dream, I am here today, sitting on your knee telling you about the me being Jebus dream.

Thank you and good praying


I'll bet you think prime time sit-coms are hilarious, don't you?
 
2014-04-02 04:07:37 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Here's he speech:

Greetings, hello and hiya.  I am standing up here behind this fine poducium with a message of hoping.  You see, when I was a little Texan in Conneticut, my mother told me I could be anything I wanted to be like.  I said to mommy "Someday, I want to be presidentiary and guide the United States of Merica through two wars."  And you know what my momma said?  She said "Only if your other brother mess up will they let you be the president.'  Well they did and I was.  I was twice as much as my father, by the way.  Not braggings.

But now I stand here because I want to tell you of my new dream.  I am thinking that I can still contributate to the world.  I want to see peace in the middling east and all peoples, not just us, prosper.  That's why I have decided to run for Jebus.  Now, you say "But the current Jebus is doing just fine.  What can you bring to the tables?  Well, has the current Jebus cut your taxes so you can do more with your money and make Jebus happier?  I don't remember him ever cutting your taxes.  What would you say to an 8 percent tithe?  Take that 2 percent and buy the kids new shoes or enjoy a nice lunch at one of those places that serve foods.  That's your money.  You use it to move the economy 'cause that is your powers.  Make me the next Jebus and you'll be getting that and more freedoms.  And more freedoms is a good thing.

So I am going to go to every church in Merica today and I am gonna ask all of you to vote for me to be the next Jebus.  Because just like when I was 32 and sitting on my momma's knee tellin' her about my presidentiary dream, I am here today, sitting on your knee telling you about the me being Jebus dream.

Thank you and good praying


Oh my god, thank you for that.
 
2014-04-02 06:46:00 PM  

Rex Kramer - Danger Seeker: Harry Freakstorm: Here's he speech:

Greetings, hello and hiya.  I am standing up here behind this fine poducium with a message of hoping.  You see, when I was a little Texan in Conneticut, my mother told me I could be anything I wanted to be like.  I said to mommy "Someday, I want to be presidentiary and guide the United States of Merica through two wars."  And you know what my momma said?  She said "Only if your other brother mess up will they let you be the president.'  Well they did and I was.  I was twice as much as my father, by the way.  Not braggings.

But now I stand here because I want to tell you of my new dream.  I am thinking that I can still contributate to the world.  I want to see peace in the middling east and all peoples, not just us, prosper.  That's why I have decided to run for Jebus.  Now, you say "But the current Jebus is doing just fine.  What can you bring to the tables?  Well, has the current Jebus cut your taxes so you can do more with your money and make Jebus happier?  I don't remember him ever cutting your taxes.  What would you say to an 8 percent tithe?  Take that 2 percent and buy the kids new shoes or enjoy a nice lunch at one of those places that serve foods.  That's your money.  You use it to move the economy 'cause that is your powers.  Make me the next Jebus and you'll be getting that and more freedoms.  And more freedoms is a good thing.

So I am going to go to every church in Merica today and I am gonna ask all of you to vote for me to be the next Jebus.  Because just like when I was 32 and sitting on my momma's knee tellin' her about my presidentiary dream, I am here today, sitting on your knee telling you about the me being Jebus dream.

Thank you and good praying

I'll bet you think prime time sit-coms are hilarious, don't you?



I'll bet you think you have a sense of humor, don't you?

alternatively...

I'll bet you think anyone gives a crap what you think, don't you?
 
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