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(TPNN)   Oh, FFS, I can't keep this straight anymore. Fancy lads say the Pope is 'cool' with the Right now because Taft is a poopy-head. [Redacted by the NSA]   ( tpnn.com) divider line
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2014-04-02 08:51:56 AM  
Obama has come under fire for his weak leadership in foreign policy and his tyranny back at home.

That's one way to deflect your hypocritical "Obama's an empty suit" "Obama's a dictator" talking points.

But explain then, how Obama bombing Libya is one of your "tyrant" claims? Was it because he was in the US when he made that call, and not on an aircraft carrier in the Mediterranean?
 
2014-04-02 09:11:45 AM  
ahh yes the tea party news network
 
2014-04-02 09:21:44 AM  
*yawn*

Teabagger talking point leftovers.  Moldy and probably not safe for consumption.
 
2014-04-02 09:40:17 AM  

Diogenes: *yawn*

Teabagger talking point leftovers.  Moldy and probably not safe for consumption.


wait...they were safe for consumption when they were fresh?
 
2014-04-02 09:46:16 AM  
Wait:  Obama is under fire for a tranny at his home?
 
2014-04-02 09:48:45 AM  
I know that Taft was a temp filter for Obama, but what was "Fancy Lads?"  Republicans?
 
2014-04-02 09:51:02 AM  

factoryconnection: I know that Taft was a temp filter for Obama, but what was "Fancy Lads?"  Republicans?


"idiots." so, yes.
 
2014-04-02 09:52:28 AM  

somedude210: Diogenes: *yawn*

Teabagger talking point leftovers.  Moldy and probably not safe for consumption.

wait...they were safe for consumption when they were fresh?


Hey, if you want to eat empty calories that's entirely up to you.
 
2014-04-02 10:01:20 AM  

Diogenes: Hey, if you want to eat empty calories that's entirely up to you.


I meant the cancerous materials included in them that made smoking cigarettes, mixing the ashes in a liter of Coke then guzzling the Coke while pounding Twinkies by the dozen seem safer :P
 
2014-04-02 10:12:12 AM  

Diogenes: *yawn*

Teabagger talking point leftovers.  Moldy and probably not safe for consumption.


You have a sweet ass <-- not a wombat ;)
 
2014-04-02 10:14:17 AM  
We get it. He's black.
 
2014-04-02 10:14:51 AM  

FlashHarry: factoryconnection: I know that Taft was a temp filter for Obama, but what was "Fancy Lads?"  Republicans?

"idiots." so, yes.


What a fancy lad might look like:
www.thelmagazine.com
 
2014-04-02 10:16:15 AM  
 
2014-04-02 10:16:21 AM  
What's up with calling ObamaTaft now?  When did that become a thing?  Last week?
 
2014-04-02 10:16:22 AM  

FlashHarry: factoryconnection: I know that Taft was a temp filter for Obama, but what was "Fancy Lads?"  Republicans?

"idiots." so, yes.


I thought that people were just fans of snack cakes.

img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-02 10:17:29 AM  
Apparently this is a thing now
 
2014-04-02 10:18:21 AM  
Try a venn diagram.
 
2014-04-02 10:18:29 AM  

ProdigalSigh: What's up with calling ObamaTaft now?  When did that become a thing?  Last week?


Meh.  Beats BOB.

/was actually an april fool's fark filter yesterday
 
2014-04-02 10:19:22 AM  

ProdigalSigh: What's up with calling ObamaTaft now?  When did that become a thing?  Last week?


You weren't here for Love a Marsupial Day, apparently.
 
2014-04-02 10:19:46 AM  
He lied about the discussion he had with the pope.  The Vatican had to issue a statement to correct his lies.  Thats pretty bad in most peoples eyes.  I'm sure the Taft defenders have an excuse for this also as he has never done a thing wrong in their opinion.
 
2014-04-02 10:20:44 AM  
"Jennifer Burke became politically active for the first time at the Porkulus Tea Party in Seattle in February 2009."
 
2014-04-02 10:21:18 AM  

ProdigalSigh: What's up with calling ObamaTaft now?  When did that become a thing?  Last week?


It was a whole 24 hours ago, when our filter overlords decided to change Obama to Taft for April Fool's day.
 
2014-04-02 10:25:07 AM  

bigsteve3OOO: He lied about the discussion he had with the pope.  The Vatican had to issue a statement to correct his lies.  Thats pretty bad in most peoples eyes.  I'm sure the Taft defenders have an excuse for this also as he has never done a thing wrong in their opinion.


No, he didn't.

Obama said he and the Pope didn't talk in detail about the contraceptive mandate. 

The Vatican press release says the meetings (note the plural) with the Pope and 2 cardinals focused on issues of concerns to the church, including the broader topic of religious freedom.

Obama himself say the same thing. Later in the article, Obama is quoted as having discussed the contraceptive mandate with Cardinal Parolin.

The Vatican and Obama are in agreement about what happened, and fancy lads like you are trying to invent a schism.
 
2014-04-02 10:26:16 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: FlashHarry: factoryconnection: I know that Taft was a temp filter for Obama, but what was "Fancy Lads?"  Republicans?

"idiots." so, yes.

What a fancy lad might look like:
[www.thelmagazine.com image 500x281]


media.steampowered.com

// Fancy Man of Cornwood
 
2014-04-02 10:27:50 AM  
Paul Ryan actually did at one point say the Pope doesn't understand Catholicism.
 
2014-04-02 10:28:17 AM  

Mister Buttons: ProdigalSigh: What's up with calling ObamaTaft now?  When did that become a thing?  Last week?

It was a whole 24 hours ago, when our filter overlords decided to change Obama to Taft for April Fool's day.


Ah, Poe's law then.  I honestly thought Taft had some scandal or something involving Crimea and this was the new conservative thing to do.
 
2014-04-02 10:29:20 AM  

bigsteve3OOO: He lied about the discussion he had with the pope.  The Vatican had to issue a statement to correct his lies.  Thats pretty bad in most peoples eyes.  I'm sure the Taft defenders have an excuse for this also as he has never done a thing wrong in their opinion.



+1. that's a whole lot of derp stuffed into just 4 sentences.
 
2014-04-02 10:31:58 AM  

bigsteve3OOO: He lied about the discussion he had with the pope.  The Vatican had to issue a statement to correct his lies.  Thats pretty bad in most peoples eyes.  I'm sure the Taft defenders have an excuse for this also as he has never done a thing wrong in their opinion.


Let's compare accounts:

"We actually didn't talk a whole lot about social schisms in my conversations with His Holiness," Mr. Obama said at a press conference in Rome. "In fact, that really was not a topic of conversation."

Mr. Obama deflected a reporter's question about the extent of his discussion with the pope on the contraceptive mandate by saying that Francis "actually did not touch in detail" on the subject.

The Vatican, however, issued a statement after the meeting saying the president's discussions with Francis and two other top Vatican officials focused "on questions of particular relevance for the [Catholic] in [the United States], such as the exercise of the rights to religious freedom, life and conscientious objection" - issues that have fueled divisions between Mr. Obama and the church


To claim that "Obama called the Pope a liar" is at best nitpicking.

/sorry about the copy/paste formatting
 
2014-04-02 10:32:45 AM  

Zasteva: bigsteve3OOO: He lied about the discussion he had with the pope.  The Vatican had to issue a statement to correct his lies.  Thats pretty bad in most peoples eyes.  I'm sure the Taft defenders have an excuse for this also as he has never done a thing wrong in their opinion.

No, he didn't.

Obama said he and the Pope didn't talk in detail about the contraceptive mandate. 

The Vatican press release says the meetings (note the plural) with the Pope and 2 cardinals focused on issues of concerns to the church, including the broader topic of religious freedom.

Obama himself say the same thing. Later in the article, Obama is quoted as having discussed the contraceptive mandate with Cardinal Parolin.

The Vatican and Obama are in agreement about what happened, and fancy lads like you are trying to invent a schism.


But everyone knows Taftbama is totally and congenitally incapable of telling The Truth™.  Everything he has ever said and ever will say is a lying, lying lie.
 
2014-04-02 10:35:19 AM  

AliceBToklasLives: To claim that "Obama called the Pope a liar" is at best nitpicking.


When you've got nothing better, you've got to go with your other material:  lies, distortions, ad hominems, and unfair parsing/removal of context.
 
2014-04-02 10:37:22 AM  

Diogenes: AliceBToklasLives: To claim that "Obama called the Pope a liar" is at best nitpicking.

When you've got nothing better, you've got to go with your other material:  lies, distortions, ad hominems, and unfair parsing/removal of context.



That's actually written in the GOP mission statement.
 
2014-04-02 10:40:02 AM  
It is a case that will determine whether the government has the power to strip individuals of the religious freedom by making them violate the core principles grounded in their religious beliefs.

It's just wrong that Big Government forced Hobby Lobby to invest its 401k in slut pills and abortionplexes.
 
2014-04-02 10:46:28 AM  
"Taft".

Is that the new thing that retardicans are calling Obama now?

Most of you mouth breathing morons couldn't name one single thing that happened during Taft's presidency.
 
2014-04-02 10:49:47 AM  

neongoats: "Taft".

Is that the new thing that retardicans are calling Obama now?

Most of you mouth breathing morons couldn't name one single thing that happened during Taft's presidency.


1st Bathtub in the white house FTW.
 
2014-04-02 10:50:18 AM  

neongoats: "Taft".

Is that the new thing that retardicans are calling Obama now?

Most of you mouth breathing morons couldn't name one single thing that happened during Taft's presidency.


You might want to check your rage there.
 
2014-04-02 10:51:57 AM  

neongoats: "Taft".

Is that the new thing that retardicans are calling Obama now?

Most of you mouth breathing morons couldn't name one single thing that happened during Taft's presidency.


See, the actual April Fools joke is the day after April 1st, when nobody knows wtf was going on yesterday. (Lots more angry otters.)
 
2014-04-02 10:53:15 AM  

someonelse: neongoats: "Taft".

Is that the new thing that retardicans are calling Obama now?

Most of you mouth breathing morons couldn't name one single thing that happened during Taft's presidency.

See, the actual April Fools joke is the day after April 1st, when nobody knows wtf was going on yesterday. (Lots more angry otters.)


Is that some new filter pwn? I didn't read much fark yesterday, it was the first 70 degree day here(april fools, as it's cold and rainy today now)
 
2014-04-02 11:00:39 AM  
He was a fancy lad before either fancy or lads were cool...

api.ning.com
 
2014-04-02 11:01:38 AM  

someonelse: neongoats: "Taft".

Is that the new thing that retardicans are calling Obama now?

Most of you mouth breathing morons couldn't name one single thing that happened during Taft's presidency.

See, the actual April Fools joke is the day after April 1st, when nobody knows wtf was going on yesterday. (Lots more angry otters.)


LOL, I submitted this last night, and not knowing if the filter was still on(Or if it worked for headline submission anyway), I typed it this way on purpose. Didn't know so many people would get sand in their gears over it, I was just trying to send a nod in the direction of a fun April Fool's Day.
 
2014-04-02 11:02:08 AM  

neongoats: someonelse: neongoats: "Taft".

Is that the new thing that retardicans are calling Obama now?

Most of you mouth breathing morons couldn't name one single thing that happened during Taft's presidency.

See, the actual April Fools joke is the day after April 1st, when nobody knows wtf was going on yesterday. (Lots more angry otters.)

Is that some new filter pwn? I didn't read much fark yesterday, it was the first 70 degree day here(april fools, as it's cold and rainy today now)


There were a bunch of April Fools filters. Obama became Taft. LMAO was lots more angry otters. Benghazi was Teapot Dome Scandal. Good times.

We haven't seen 70 degrees here yet and there is nothing like that in sight, so I hate you with a fiery passion.
 
2014-04-02 11:04:17 AM  

neongoats: "Taft".

Is that the new thing that retardicans are calling Obama now?

Most of you mouth breathing morons couldn't name one single thing that happened during Taft's presidency.



Taft became president. Checkmate.
 
2014-04-02 11:04:39 AM  

Skleenar: Wait:  Obama is under fire for a transformer at his home?


Well, according to someone on Facebook, Michelle Obama is a man. To quote:

"She a dude. U cn tell if u look."

This, by the way, was his reason for saying "fark obama."
 
2014-04-02 11:07:32 AM  

DeaH: Skleenar: Wait:  Obama is under fire for a transformer at his home?

Well, according to someone on Facebook, Michelle Obama is a man. To quote:

"She a dude. U cn tell if u look."

This, by the way, was his reason for saying "fark obama."


Can't argue with logic like that!

I mean it - you really can't.
 
2014-04-02 11:08:32 AM  
www.udayton.edu

Getting a kick out of this thread.
 
2014-04-02 11:09:51 AM  

Diogenes: DeaH: Skleenar: Wait:  Obama is under fire for a transformer at his home?

Well, according to someone on Facebook, Michelle Obama is a man. To quote:

"She a dude. U cn tell if u look."

This, by the way, was his reason for saying "fark obama."

Can't argue with logic like that!

I mean it - you really can't.


Patrick Ewing

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-02 12:30:53 PM  

Mikey1969: LOL, I submitted this last night, and not knowing if the filter was still on(Or if it worked for headline submission anyway), I typed it this way on purpose. Didn't know so many people would get sand in their gears over it, I was just trying to send a nod in the direction of a fun April Fool's Day.


It's like the day after Thanksgiving.  The leftovers are just as good.
 
2014-04-02 12:36:32 PM  

FlashHarry: factoryconnection: I know that Taft was a temp filter for Obama, but what was "Fancy Lads?"  Republicans?

"idiots." so, yes.


What was "redacted by NSA"?
 
2014-04-02 12:51:19 PM  

Apatheist: FlashHarry: factoryconnection: I know that Taft was a temp filter for Obama, but what was "Fancy Lads?"  Republicans?

"idiots." so, yes.

What was "redacted by NSA"?


Yes, please. I think I figured out all the other filter tricks yesterday, except for that one.

//It's like finding 149 Pokemon yesterday.  :( :( :( WHERE WAS THAT LAST ONE, THE MOON?
 
2014-04-02 01:21:55 PM  

Apatheist: FlashHarry: factoryconnection: I know that Taft was a temp filter for Obama, but what was "Fancy Lads?"  Republicans?

"idiots." so, yes.

What was "redacted by NSA"?


WTF.

There's a thread on the main page where Unfreakable enumerates all the filtered words and phrases.
 
2014-04-02 01:28:44 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: There's a thread on the main page where Unfreakable enumerates all the filtered words and phrases.


Here you go
 
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