NightSteel: Yellow Beard: My brother and his wife were on that flight. His take on it is a hilarious read.So share it with the class!
Super Chronic: Oh boo-hoo. People have been stuck on Malaysia flight 370 for over three weeks and how do you think they feel?
DROxINxTHExWIND: Odd Bird: As long as her panties are around her ankles, round it up to 40.[therumhowlerblog.files.wordpress.com image 300x359]What the hell are you going to do the other 39 hours and 57 minutes?
Odd Bird: As long as her panties are around her ankles, round it up to 40.[therumhowlerblog.files.wordpress.com image 300x359]
D135: Work yourself into an uncontrollable rage, crack open the skull of a passenger in front of you and feast on the goo inside?
Grumpy Cat: There was probably a huge orgy on board and he wasn't invited. Asthma and all.
Confabulat: Obviously some of you guys don't suffer from claustrophobia at all. I can't sit in a chair surrounded by strangers in a tube for endless hours without flipping out at least a little bit. I would need a LOT of vodka and or painkillers.
digistil: Fly business or first class. It's the only reasonable way to travel long distances in a short amount of time without going insane.
Yellow Beard: It's kind of long but I got a kick out of it. Here it is unedited----
moike: Yellow Beard: NightSteel: Yellow Beard: My brother and his wife were on that flight. His take on it is a hilarious read.So share it with the class!It's kind of long but I got a kick out of it. Here it is unedited----Does your brother perhaps have a newsletter I could subscribe to?
Yellow Beard: NightSteel: Yellow Beard: My brother and his wife were on that flight. His take on it is a hilarious read.So share it with the class!It's kind of long but I got a kick out of it. Here it is unedited----
SDRR: Wellon Dowd: Is suffering from asthma or having a nut allergy a requirement to write for Lifehacker?And autism, ADHD, and celiac disease.
Englebert Slaptyback: Don't fly in steerage?Accommodate your own frailties (tendency to vomit, nut allergy (alleged)) by bringing appropriate medications and sustenance with you?It's better to spend a few bucks on overpriced items from the shops inside the airport than it is to suffer unnecessarily or - in the case of vomit - to cause those around you to suffer unnecessarily.
Noticeably F.A.T.: Super Chronic: Oh boo-hoo. People have been stuck on Malaysia flight 370 for over three weeks and how do you think they feel?Soggy.
XMark: So, apparently being bored and slightly hungry for a day and a half is what passes for a "harrowing experience" these days.
sethen320: Throw up on the plane? Check.Considers having to sleep on the plane "susrvival"? Check.Nut allergies? Check.Asthma? Check.Considers having to re-watch content on his iPad some form of torture? Check that too.So the guy considers having to sleep on a plane "survival"? What an idiot. Throwing up all over the place was probably unavoidable for him but still, not cool. But the thing that really gets me is he has nut allergies (of course he does) and asthma yet he doesn't think to prepare for this before getting on an international flight? It doesn't matter if he wasn't planning on having to sleep in China, there's always the possibility of your non-checked bags not arriving with you. This guy is an unprepared whiny little douchebag.I fly a lot. There are things which you ALWAYS pack in your carry on bag, NEVER in your checked bags:SnacksMedicinesCar KeysHouse KeysPhone ChargerTravel DocumentsThe keys thing is just a fear of mine. It would really suck to get home and not be able to drive to your house or get in.
Coming on a Bicycle: The guy is asthmatic and allergic to nuts. And decided to fly without medication and/or food without nuts. So yeah - it's a bit of an unprepared first-worlder story.
Arkanaut: fruitloop: TL;DRHow many people did they eat?No one, but someone took a small bite out of each passenger.
Englebert Slaptyback: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!What would have happened if 300 significantly orMostly American passengers just...got off the plane?Surely even the Chinese wouldn't do anything crazy...that would be one HELL of an incident...The people who got off the plane would fall the 17 feet or so to the tarmac, because there would be no jetway or portable stairs outside the door to accommodate them.That probably would be an incident. Bonus points if the report included the phrase "sacks of wet cement".
Pincy: Worse still, I had forgotten to pack my asthma medication, as I thought I'd be only on the plane until Sydney, meaning I wouldn't need another dose.Either this guy is a complete idiot or he doesn't really have asthma. As an actual asthmatic I can tell you that I never ever go anywhere without my inhaler and I would double check a thousand times that I had it with me before I got on a plane for a 15 hour flight.
d23: $HK1000 ($A120)
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