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(NPR)   Americans are "floating in a pool" of ranch dressing. A delicious, delicious pool that goes great with everything from hot wings to pizza crust to french fries and is even better when mixed with ketchup   (npr.org) divider line 9
    More: Cool, ranch dressing, Americans, salad dresses, pizzas, ranches, Swiss Army, Steve Henson  
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2014-04-02 12:30:02 AM  
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Mark Ratner: Whenever I cook my steaks well done, I slather it in steak sauce with a dabble of ranch and ketchup. Sofa king good.


18 year old scotch mixed with Mt Dew goes so well with that.  It's like a blowjob from an angel
2014-04-02 09:37:32 AM  
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Meatschool: SquiggsIN: Sorry it's big[img.fark.net image 850x533]

Neat and sad all at the same time.  Do you have a link to a larger version of that?


i.imgur.com
2014-04-02 04:12:54 AM  
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MrHappyRotter: I'm a total outlier. I'm American. I'm floating in nothing, other than maybe air? I don't particularly like ranch dressing, and typically avoid it. I've tried all variations in my years. I've had the commercially available brands, I've had various mixes, I've had made from scratch. Some of it is out right disgusting to me, some of it is palatable, but far from being preferred. Overall, it helps me understand those folks that find mayo to be gross. It also makes me understand cum pigs. If you don't know what that is, don't worry. Explore no further. You probably don't want to know what a cum pig is. Unless you're a closet cum pig. Nothing wrong with that, just not my cup of tea. If you are a cum pig or closet cum pig, feel free to do some research. Same with ranch dressing and mayo.


I figured I knew what a "cum pig" was.  Googled anyway and since not enough info was given I clicked GIS.  WOW, uh, whats the name for chicks that are into that activity?
2014-04-02 02:46:59 AM  
1 votes:
Ranch dressing is looked down upon for two reasons. One: It is ubiquitous, which means there are as many crappy versions of it as there are good ones. Two:  It was invented by Americans and a lot of American cuisine is looked down upon. If the French had invented it then it would be considered one of the mother sauces and be revered amongst the culinary elite.
2014-04-02 01:33:57 AM  
1 votes:
Ranch dressing is Satan's semen.
2014-04-02 01:30:05 AM  
1 votes:
Ugh, hirrible stuff. Now, Thousand Island otoh...
2014-04-01 11:11:44 PM  
1 votes:
I'm a total outlier. I'm American. I'm floating in nothing, other than maybe air? I don't particularly like ranch dressing, and typically avoid it. I've tried all variations in my years. I've had the commercially available brands, I've had various mixes, I've had made from scratch. Some of it is out right disgusting to me, some of it is palatable, but far from being preferred. Overall, it helps me understand those folks that find mayo to be gross. It also makes me understand cum pigs. If you don't know what that is, don't worry. Explore no further. You probably don't want to know what a cum pig is. Unless you're a closet cum pig. Nothing wrong with that, just not my cup of tea. If you are a cum pig or closet cum pig, feel free to do some research. Same with ranch dressing and mayo.
2014-04-01 10:58:04 PM  
1 votes:
DAMMIT, GARZA!
2014-04-01 10:50:34 PM  
1 votes:
Ranch is colloquially known around my friends as "stripper sauce". I've yet to know a stripper that didn't dump that shiat on everything they eat (except for THAT).
 
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