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(NPR)   Americans are "floating in a pool" of ranch dressing. A delicious, delicious pool that goes great with everything from hot wings to pizza crust to french fries and is even better when mixed with ketchup   (npr.org) divider line 10
    More: Cool, ranch dressing, Americans, salad dresses, pizzas, ranches, Swiss Army, Steve Henson  
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2014-04-01 10:35:33 PM
10 votes:
Ranch dressing has no business near wings.

/Bleu cheese only, please.
2014-04-01 10:37:20 PM
3 votes:
Ranch dressing is a vile substance.
2014-04-01 10:35:29 PM
2 votes:
1/4 cup freshly squeezed lemon juice
1/4-1/2 cup of cold pressed extra virgin olive oil
1-2 cloves of garlic
salt
pepper
pick an herb - i like rosemary
smidge of sugar (optional)

shake it up - goes great with just about every leafy green - i recommend cutting up lacinato kale and massaging it into the leaves, then tossing some parmesan on top

to mix it up a bit, add some grey poupon and/or substitute lemon juice w/some good balsamic. if you use balsamic, i love throwing some feta in whatever i'm mixing up.

/Ranch is ass to me. YMMV.
2014-04-02 10:45:50 AM
1 votes:

SquiggsIN: BlackMtnMan: Mix  ketchup and ranch?  Subbie is a mutherfarker. And a barbarian without coolth.

there's only one thing that should be pink when you eat it and it isn't a combination of white and red condiments.


Steak?
2014-04-02 03:52:20 AM
1 votes:
Unrepentant fatbody checking in. I love ranch dressing. Absolutely love it. There is a long list of foods that I only eat because they're a vessel for the dressel. Fries, French bread, ramen noodles, spicy garlic wings, cheesy breadsticks, pizza rolls...the list goes on. I'm quite certain it will kill me, but I'm a hedonist and a libertine at heart. I fully plan to meet the Grim Reaper with a full stomach, half a buzz on, and a raging hard-on. Come at me, braaargh....
2014-04-02 12:30:02 AM
1 votes:

Mark Ratner: Whenever I cook my steaks well done, I slather it in steak sauce with a dabble of ranch and ketchup. Sofa king good.


18 year old scotch mixed with Mt Dew goes so well with that.  It's like a blowjob from an angel
2014-04-02 12:28:50 AM
1 votes:

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Says all there is to say about ranch dressing.

/is a fatty too
//some shiat just ain't worth putting in your body.


Holy farking shiat that's a huge pizza. I couldn't eat half of that in a week.
2014-04-01 10:58:04 PM
1 votes:
DAMMIT, GARZA!
2014-04-01 10:52:31 PM
1 votes:
I'm happy that NPR covered the ingredients of Kraft's "ranch" dressing.
This country's popular food brands are farking disgusting.
2014-04-01 10:47:16 PM
1 votes:
Screw bleu cheese with anything, that crap is awful. Wings shouldn't be dipped in another sauce, that's bs.
 
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