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(Today)   The Duggars' rules to courtship. Difficulty: no kissing or hand-holding. Fark: the Duggar girls are actually pretty hot now   (today.com) divider line 315
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2014-04-01 10:15:46 PM
Says Michelle: "The girls have always said they would send any guy who was interested in them to Dad. That's a good thing - that is such good protection for them."

I'm pretty sure Dad doesn't believe in protection.
 
2014-04-01 10:23:04 PM
Those dudes are going all-in.
 
2014-04-01 10:25:16 PM
No thanks.
 
2014-04-01 10:28:35 PM
I'd hate knock up one of those girls... imagine your grandkids looking at the family tree and seeing a clown-car forest.
 
2014-04-01 10:30:03 PM
Ultimately, the goal of courting is to find out if you are compatible with the other person.

This and

"But they have committed to waiting for the first kiss till marriage," Jim Bob says.

This do not belong together.

Yes, you do test drive the car before buying it.
 
2014-04-01 10:32:04 PM
Yeah... no thanks

/that's some congenital crazy right there
 
2014-04-01 10:32:15 PM
Hey, guys, you're there to breed. Not f*ck. Get that through your head right now.
 
2014-04-01 11:01:45 PM

Nadie_AZ: Ultimately, the goal of courting is to find out if you are compatible with the other person.

This and

"But they have committed to waiting for the first kiss till marriage," Jim Bob says.

This do not belong together.

Yes, you do test drive the car before buying it.


Or at the very least sit in it.
 
2014-04-01 11:12:01 PM
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2014-04-01 11:16:41 PM
It's nice to see a wholesome family where the fathers have jus primae noctis over his daughters.
 
2014-04-01 11:26:54 PM
People criticize them but they do seem to have their kid's best interests at heart. The entire family seems happy and really, with a fertile wife and all those pretty girls JB's gotta be careful.
 
2014-04-01 11:31:56 PM
Patriarchy is alive and well in that house.
 
2014-04-02 12:02:12 AM

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2014-04-02 12:03:47 AM
TLC really should change its name back to the Appalachian Community Service Network.
 
2014-04-02 12:17:57 AM

JoieD'Zen: People criticize them but they do seem to have their kid's best interests at heart. The entire family seems happy and really, with a fertile wife and all those pretty girls JB's gotta be careful.


Given how many kids mom has pooped out over the years, you just know they're fertile. That is probably doing them a BIG favor by blocking any chances to go for a test drive.
 
2014-04-02 12:22:24 AM
Y'all are missing the real issue here.  The reason no man should want one of them is because it means most sexy time means one more mouth to feed.

No thank you.  Give me fiberoptic internet instead.
 
2014-04-02 12:31:33 AM

i253.photobucket.com

 
2014-04-02 12:36:33 AM
And then you are in for the long haul.  Because while others took care of you as a kid, I doubt anyone will give a rats ass about helping your kids because it won't be as special.

Also statistically: a few will be divorced and maybe one will come out as gay.
 
2014-04-02 01:38:17 AM

Makh: And then you are in for the long haul.  Because while others took care of you as a kid, I doubt anyone will give a rats ass about helping your kids because it won't be as special.

Also statistically: a few will be divorced and maybe one will come out as gay.


Gay has been prayed away.
 
2014-04-02 02:05:01 AM
Rule 8:  Do not have sex standing up, because it can lead to dancing.
 
2014-04-02 02:05:55 AM
"But they have committed to waiting for the first kiss till marriage," Jim Bob says.

No kissing?  So they're like prostitutes?
 
2014-04-02 02:06:54 AM
Marrying someone when you have no idea if you are sexually compatible is not a good idea.
It is if you are already brain damaged and plan on spending your life in the Quiverfull cult.
 
2014-04-02 02:13:01 AM
Why do religious fanatics always have hot daughters?
 
2014-04-02 02:15:31 AM

Farker Soze: "But they have committed to waiting for the first kiss till marriage," Jim Bob says.

No kissing?  So they're like prostitutes?



Lulz.
 
2014-04-02 02:16:31 AM
Sounds like Saudi Arabia, where a woman without a male relative present is in BIG trouble..
 
2014-04-02 02:17:58 AM

The_Sponge: Farker Soze: "But they have committed to waiting for the first kiss till marriage," Jim Bob says.

No kissing?  So they're like prostitutes?


Lulz.



"or hand holding"

Can't touch them either.  Stripper prostitutes.
 
2014-04-02 02:21:35 AM
I bet those kids could get right back in there if they wanted to
All at the same time
No struggling
Now clap
 
2014-04-02 02:31:16 AM

walrusonion: Why do religious fanatics always have hot daughters?


Karma. Trust me, if what I learned growing up about preacher's daughters holds up here, at least one of them will turn into a turboskank.
 
2014-04-02 02:32:13 AM

Owen Tafarque: I bet those kids could get right back in there if they wanted to
All at the same time
No struggling
Now clap


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"And I thought mom smelled bad on the outside!"
 
2014-04-02 02:43:06 AM
the most disgusting "parents" in this country.
 
2014-04-02 02:46:54 AM

log_jammin: the most disgusting "parents" in this country.


I will give you that, however that still puts them ahead of a good 50% or 60% of mothers and fathers who are either not around or choose to be their friends rather than what they really need.
 
2014-04-02 02:48:48 AM

Daedalus27: log_jammin: the most disgusting "parents" in this country.

I will give you that, however that still puts them ahead of a good 50% or 60% of mothers and fathers who are either not around or choose to be their friends rather than what they really need.


Eh, that's debatable.
 
2014-04-02 02:51:21 AM

Daedalus27: that still puts them ahead of a good 50% or 60% of mothers and fathers who are either not around or choose to be their friends rather than what they really need.


no way. That's part of what makes them so disgusting.

They aren't parenting those kids. they're not loving them or providing guidance, in much the same way that reading the cliffsnotes is not reading the book. those kids are for all practical purposes raising each other.


farking pieces of shiat is what they are.
 
2014-04-02 02:52:44 AM
No kissing or hand holding but anal's okay right? You know for Jesus.
 
2014-04-02 02:54:04 AM
'duggar' should be a hip new racial slur
 
2014-04-02 02:58:52 AM

log_jammin: Daedalus27: that still puts them ahead of a good 50% or 60% of mothers and fathers who are either not around or choose to be their friends rather than what they really need.

no way. That's part of what makes them so disgusting.

They aren't parenting those kids. they're not loving them or providing guidance, in much the same way that reading the cliffsnotes is not reading the book. those kids are for all practical purposes raising each other.


farking pieces of shiat is what they are.


None of their kids have criminal records, have children out of wedlock, are involved in drugs, or otherwise prone to risky behavior.

Which is more than I can say for kids around here. They might be religious nutjobs, but even their kids seem more well-behaved than the amish boys and girls that show up to the ER drunk and banged up after getting into fights.
 
2014-04-02 02:59:13 AM
That and the fact that the Duggars are confirmed racists and anti-gay bigots.

http://www.wnd.com/2013/03/gays-attack-19-kids-and-counting-show-sta r/
 
2014-04-02 03:00:18 AM

log_jammin: the most disgusting "parents" in this country.


Annoying as hell, but at least if they moved next door to me, my property value would not decrease.

/Can't say the same thing about the Honey Boo Boo Clan.
 
2014-04-02 03:04:53 AM

Weatherkiss: None of their kids have criminal records, have children out of wedlock, are involved in drugs, or otherwise prone to risky behavior.

Which is more than I can say for kids around here.


It isn't more than you can say for "the kids around here". The only reason you're aware that they don't have any criminal records is because you know them from TV. you don't know the vast majority of people, or their kids, that you meet at the local grocery story. despite the fact that their kids also don't "have criminal records, have children out of wedlock, are involved in drugs ".

Weatherkiss: They might be religious nutjobs, but even their kids seem more well-behaved than the amish boys and girls that show up to the ER drunk and banged up after getting into fights.


"they're not as bad as the Amish"

ok...
 
2014-04-02 03:05:30 AM

The_Sponge: /Can't say the same thing about the Honey Boo Boo Clan.


ok. you won that round.
 
2014-04-02 03:09:49 AM

log_jammin: Weatherkiss: None of their kids have criminal records, have children out of wedlock, are involved in drugs, or otherwise prone to risky behavior.

Which is more than I can say for kids around here.

It isn't more than you can say for "the kids around here". The only reason you're aware that they don't have any criminal records is because you know them from TV. you don't know the vast majority of people, or their kids, that you meet at the local grocery story. despite the fact that their kids also don't "have criminal records, have children out of wedlock, are involved in drugs ".

Weatherkiss: They might be religious nutjobs, but even their kids seem more well-behaved than the amish boys and girls that show up to the ER drunk and banged up after getting into fights.

"they're not as bad as the Amish"

ok...


Freedom of Information Act generally means you can find criminal records on people. I can look on the internet right now and find the speeding ticket I got 2 years ago.

Pretty sure if there was anything on the kids convicted of doing anything illegal, it'd be out there on the internet machine -- and I'm pretty sure people would pounce on it like the hyenas they are and rub it in their faces. The fact this isn't the case leads me to believe that their kids are fairly well-behaved.

And yes, they aren't as bad as the amish, or catholics who show up with knocked up teenagers, or any of the other number of religious nutjobs. Maybe if their kids start hitting the newswaves with this sort of thing, they'll go away.

You'd think with all this slandering of the Duggars with bullshiat accusations, that someone somewhere might actually bring up some hard evidence that this family is an abomination of society. Thus far this hasn't been the case.
 
2014-04-02 03:18:26 AM

Weatherkiss: Freedom of Information Act generally means you can find criminal records on people. I can look on the internet right now and find the speeding ticket I got 2 years ago.

Pretty sure if there was anything on the kids convicted of doing anything illegal, it'd be out there on the internet machine -- and I'm pretty sure people would pounce on it like the hyenas they are and rub it in their faces. The fact this isn't the case leads me to believe that their kids are fairly well-behaved.


ok?

did I claim that they had criminal records or something?

Weatherkiss: You'd think with all this slandering of the Duggars with bullshiat accusations


I think it's time you shut off TLC and go outside or something.
 
2014-04-02 03:26:27 AM

log_jammin: Weatherkiss: Freedom of Information Act generally means you can find criminal records on people. I can look on the internet right now and find the speeding ticket I got 2 years ago.

Pretty sure if there was anything on the kids convicted of doing anything illegal, it'd be out there on the internet machine -- and I'm pretty sure people would pounce on it like the hyenas they are and rub it in their faces. The fact this isn't the case leads me to believe that their kids are fairly well-behaved.

ok?

did I claim that they had criminal records or something?


"The only reason you're aware that they don't have any criminal records is because you know them from TV."

You implied that I'm ignorant to the possibility of them having criminal records because I know them from TV. As if that has any kind of merit. I don't even watch TV, or TLC. What I know of them I know from the internet.

Weatherkiss: You'd think with all this slandering of the Duggars with bullshiat accusations

I think it's time you shut off TLC and go outside or something.


I think you should shut off the rumor mill and go look up some hard factual evidence on the Duggars that wasn't an opinion piece. I don't watch TV, I look things up on the internet. There are plenty of reasons to find them annoying, irritating, and possibly even harmful. But there's no need to fabricate it where it doesn't exist.
 
2014-04-02 03:27:55 AM

Weatherkiss: I think you should shut off the rumor mill and go look up some hard factual evidence on the Duggars that wasn't an opinion piece. I don't watch TV, I look things up on the internet. There are plenty of reasons to find them annoying, irritating, and possibly even harmful. But there's no need to fabricate it where it doesn't exist.


What's described in the article above is creepy enough.
 
2014-04-02 03:28:28 AM
Is that Aaron Rodgers on the right?
 
2014-04-02 03:28:39 AM
I feel bad for the Duggar kids, they've been raised in the fundamentalist homeschool organization ATI, which those who have left describe as a homeschooling cult. The kids aren't allowed college other than "College Plus" fake college at home, they aren't allowed to think for themselves, and they're forced into following a narrow set of rules.

Having grown up in the conservative homeschooling world myself, I know a lot of people who had to work to overcome the fundamentalism in which they were raised. The ATI people though, they're just so broken on so many levels that very few of them manage to escape completely. It farks up their ability to operate in the real world, their ability to form normal relationships, their ability to interact with people in authority. It's seriously farked up.

They all seem happy but that's been trained into them since they were tiny. You don't show negative emotions. You're supposed to have a happy heart and a pleasant countenance no matter what. If you look at the girls' body language and eyes, a lot of them aren't really happy though. They're just really good at putting on the act.

It's why I can't make fun of the kids, it's all too sad.
 
2014-04-02 03:31:34 AM
The lucky suitor on the right looks like Aaron Rogers with AIDS. Also, you know how some women get their mensies at the same time, what if Mom Duggar is so used to being pregnant that when one of her daughters gets pregnant, there will be some sort of vaginal  psychokinesis and Mom Duggar gets a phantom pregnancy.
 
2014-04-02 03:33:04 AM

Alphax: Weatherkiss: I think you should shut off the rumor mill and go look up some hard factual evidence on the Duggars that wasn't an opinion piece. I don't watch TV, I look things up on the internet. There are plenty of reasons to find them annoying, irritating, and possibly even harmful. But there's no need to fabricate it where it doesn't exist.

What's described in the article above is creepy enough.


Unusual, sure. Non-conformist, definately. Creepy? I don't know. I'm not on board with the whole 'courting' thing but if that's how they want to do things, that's their family's business. If boys want to date the Duggar daughters, they know the gauntlet they have to run. They can back out at any point they want to. If they get into a relationship like that, they know what brand of crazy they're signing up for.
 
2014-04-02 03:34:40 AM

Weatherkiss: "The only reason you're aware that they don't have any criminal records is because you know them from TV."

You implied that I'm ignorant to the possibility of them having criminal records because I know them from TV.


so you're saying if they weren't on TV you would still know who they were and still would take the time to do a FOIA request on them to find out their criminal back grounds?

well ok then.


Weatherkiss: I think you should shut off the rumor mill


what rumor mill are you referring to? I simply gave my opinion and It wasn't based on "rumor".

Weatherkiss: I don't watch TV


yes, you said that twice. no one cares.

Weatherkiss: But there's no need to fabricate it


what exactly did I fabricate?
 
2014-04-02 03:35:41 AM

rynthetyn: I feel bad for the Duggar kids, they've been raised in the fundamentalist homeschool organization ATI, which those who have left describe as a homeschooling cult. The kids aren't allowed college other than "College Plus" fake college at home, they aren't allowed to think for themselves, and they're forced into following a narrow set of rules.

Having grown up in the conservative homeschooling world myself, I know a lot of people who had to work to overcome the fundamentalism in which they were raised. The ATI people though, they're just so broken on so many levels that very few of them manage to escape completely. It farks up their ability to operate in the real world, their ability to form normal relationships, their ability to interact with people in authority. It's seriously farked up.

They all seem happy but that's been trained into them since they were tiny. You don't show negative emotions. You're supposed to have a happy heart and a pleasant countenance no matter what. If you look at the girls' body language and eyes, a lot of them aren't really happy though. They're just really good at putting on the act.

It's why I can't make fun of the kids, it's all too sad.


true, but they're better than the Amish!
 
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