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(USA Today)   Cure found for college dorm funk, not for cancer   (usatoday.com) divider line 16
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2014-04-01 10:26:57 PM
more simple and cost effective:

spray vinegar on clothes. the vinegar smell dissipates quickly and leaves the clothes fresh and presentable. works on other fabrics, and it certainly wouldn't hurt to spray some around the room.

for a funkier dorm funk mask, nag champa is available by the kilo.
 
2014-04-01 10:35:26 PM
Teenage boys stink. Any mother of one can tell you that.
 
2014-04-01 10:37:12 PM
Don't click on USA Tody links.   They frk up your browser nd re pit
 
2014-04-01 10:38:52 PM

the801: more simple and cost effective:

spray vinegar on clothes. the vinegar smell dissipates quickly and leaves the clothes fresh and presentable. works on other fabrics, and it certainly wouldn't hurt to spray some around the room.

for a funkier dorm funk mask, nag champa is available by the kilo.


And regular douches for the ladies. I was in a coed dorm, and the smell from the showers was like steamed Chesapeake Bay crab trap.
 
2014-04-01 10:49:42 PM
Make the guys wash more than once a semester? That might work.
 
2014-04-01 11:00:15 PM
I always took a spray bottle of Febreeze on vacations to prevent biostench.
 
2014-04-01 11:01:58 PM

Gyrfalcon: Make the guys wash more than once a semester? That might work.


You smerk old  !
 
2014-04-01 11:07:27 PM
Parliament's obscure b-side Fleshlight?
 
2014-04-01 11:38:58 PM

Aello: Teenage boys stink. Any mother of one can tell you that.


Having helped with cleaning and repainting dorms, I can guarantee that college-age funk is 100% equal opportunity. The only difference was the particular colors of the stains, but the smell was universally noxious.
 
2014-04-02 12:07:01 AM
Beer?
 
2014-04-02 12:09:15 AM
Now Kodak is hoping to turn another property of silver - its ability to kill germs and bacteria - into stink-free socks.

itthing.com <- has never smelt fresher
 
2014-04-02 01:43:01 AM
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2014-04-02 01:43:03 AM
If you have foot oder, throw out your cotton socks and get wool ones. Added bonus - no holes.
 
2014-04-02 06:23:29 AM
er, wash occasionally? don't leave your clothes until they smell like old lady?
 
2014-04-02 06:33:04 AM
Yay! Another substance we can absorb through our skin.
 
2014-04-02 06:43:35 AM
Given all the more economic deodorizers out there, that don't involve evaporating precious metals, this sounds less practical, and more like an add for the cash-for-gold folks.
 
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