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(The Atlantic)   "What eventually made him feel ready was practicing orgasmic meditation, which entails stroking a woman's clitoris for 15 minutes"   (theatlantic.com) divider line 36
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2014-04-02 12:56:12 AM  
4 votes:
How is nobody addressing the fact that there is apparently a seminar you can take where you play with a clitoris for 15 minutes?
2014-04-02 12:33:46 AM  
4 votes:

worlddan: duffblue: That's scary. How broken do you have to be to be a virgin in your 20s


Funny, typically a female virgin is considered unbroken.


You're a prize to deflower when you're young; you're too broken to deflower when you're older. If you've at any point had more sex than the man you're currently involved with, you're a slut. This sounds like a reasonable set of requirements that has in no way negatively impacted the lives of anyone ever.
2014-04-01 11:52:40 PM  
4 votes:
So he didn't have sex until he was 28.

My last GF was a virgin at that age when she met me. Never again. I don't want to have to train them.
2014-04-02 09:10:08 AM  
3 votes:
Why is someone "broken" or somehow defective if they're still a virgin well into their 20s, 30s, or even 40s?  There are people out there who aren't religious or who aren't motivated by religion, that just haven't had sex yet.  Either they have no desire to, they have low self-esteem, they have body issues, they have a history of sexual abuse/trauma.....there are a lot of reasons why someone abstains from sex.  None of these reasons are worth mocking the person or belittling them anymore than they might already mock or belittle themselves.  I would wager that most of the people we're talking about are self-aware enough to know they're an extreme minority.

I lost my virginity at 18 with the guy I'm still with now and I'll be 32 in June.  A good friend of ours is asexual and a few years older than I am - he's never had sex.  He told me there are different degrees of asexuals.  Some asexuals find the opposite sex (or same sex) attractive, but have no desire to boink them.  That's the group he's in, but there are others that are classed as aromantic asexuals, which is the other end of the spectrum.
2014-04-02 08:49:54 AM  
3 votes:
32 and still haven't lost mine, mostly because it was never really on my list of priorities to do so.  Priorities being, "Finish school, get a job, move out of your parents' house, and don't do anything that would fark up your chances of doing so."

The problem being that once you've gotten yourself financially stable and self-sufficient, you're too old and busy to meet anyone.

That and every guy I managed to make friends with in my teens and 20's turned out to be gay.

If gay marriage was legal in my state, I'd just settle down with my best friend.  We're not sexually attracted to one another, but we already act like an old married couple with each other and the relationship is pleasantly drama-free.  And, really, that's good enough for me.
2014-04-02 06:17:15 AM  
3 votes:
Y'know, sometimes we wait because we are surrounded by assclowns to whom we wouldn't give the time of day let alone one's virginity. I had no hangups, no previous abuse, no issues; I just waited until I found someone who was worth it. Several years later and he's not complaining one bit. ;) I was always a quick study, and I had a ton of theoretical knowledge. We have a great sex life; I'm happy with my decision to wait.

Adult virgin does not mean broken or defective. The authors of the article can please get their heads out of everyone else's pants and worry about their own issues kthx.
2014-04-02 12:34:12 AM  
3 votes:

fusillade762: JoieD'Zen: fusillade762: So he didn't have sex until he was 28.

My last GF was a virgin at that age when she met me. Never again. I don't want to have to train them.

More like working past their anxiety and supressed issues I would imagine.

Yeah, that. She'd never had an orgasm and didn't even seem to care about trying. Eventually it started to have a detrimental effect on my ego.


Glad to see your ego made it out intact.
2014-04-02 10:17:12 AM  
2 votes:

Fubini: Not very broken, apparently. It looks like about 1/5 of the population are still virgins when they turn 20.


Also, a quarter of the population has had vaginal sex by they time they're 15 years old. That's another kind of broken if you ask me.
2014-04-02 12:51:02 AM  
2 votes:
076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aabaca29897bc751dfaf75b290c.r40.cf1.rackcdn.com

"What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy."
2014-04-02 12:21:32 AM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: JoieD'Zen: fusillade762: So he didn't have sex until he was 28.

My last GF was a virgin at that age when she met me. Never again. I don't want to have to train them.

More like working past their anxiety and supressed issues I would imagine.

Yeah, that. She'd never had an orgasm and didn't even seem to care about trying. Eventually it started to have a detrimental effect on my ego.


That's scary. How broken do you have to be to be a virgin in your 20s
2014-04-02 12:16:26 AM  
2 votes:

JoieD'Zen: fusillade762: So he didn't have sex until he was 28.

My last GF was a virgin at that age when she met me. Never again. I don't want to have to train them.

More like working past their anxiety and supressed issues I would imagine.


Yeah, that. She'd never had an orgasm and didn't even seem to care about trying. Eventually it started to have a detrimental effect on my ego.
2014-04-02 05:23:15 PM  
1 votes:

holdeestrufs: Looks like you've bought into the soul-destroying ideology that sex is inseparably related to obligation of some sort. There is only one real obligation with regard to sex and that is to enjoy it as much as humanly possible on your own terms - compromising only to the degree that you genuinely care about who you're having sex with.


So, you're basically saying that I should try something that's as equally emotionally-uninvolved as masturbation, has the same end result, but takes way more effort, and runs the risk of disease, pregnancy, and ending up with someone way more clingy and emotionally needy than I am?

No thanks.  I can get my rocks off by myself just fine.  The only reason I could imagine wanting to involve another person would be for some kind of added emotional aspect.  Which I'm already set with.
2014-04-02 01:47:38 PM  
1 votes:

the money is in the banana stand: Miss5280: For the record: 15 minutes of direct clitoral stimulation (gentle circles)  would be my idea of heaven. Getting a guy to pay any attention to that part at all is a miracle because they think intercourse is all they need to do. That doesn't work for many women (including me).

I have never met a woman that can make it past 5 minutes without wanting to speed things up to orgasm. Once you start, you have to finish or it is just mean. That's like giving a slow hand job where you don't really accomplish anything. Eventually, the suspense stops and you need to move the story along...


You have to tease them. You bring them to the brink of orgasm, then stop...repeat a 2nd time, then on the 3rd attempt you allow her to orgasm. I can almost guarantee it will be one of the strongest she's ever experienced.
2014-04-02 12:46:26 PM  
1 votes:

Lady J: Fast Moon: 32 and still haven't lost mine, mostly because it was never really on my list of priorities to do so.  Priorities being, "Finish school, get a job, move out of your parents' house, and don't do anything that would fark up your chances of doing so."

The problem being that once you've gotten yourself financially stable and self-sufficient, you're too old and busy to meet anyone.

That and every guy I managed to make friends with in my teens and 20's turned out to be gay.

If gay marriage was legal in my state, I'd just settle down with my best friend.  We're not sexually attracted to one another, but we already act like an old married couple with each other and the relationship is pleasantly drama-free.  And, really, that's good enough for me.

oh good god!

it was never on your list of priorities to do?!  then don't farking schedule it, just get out there and have yourself some fun! it is fun. it's very pleasant. you'll like it. you won't want to marry your friend anymore


Some people have little to no sex drive, and there's nothing wrong with that.  Why the need to shame people for living their lives in a way you don't?  As long as they're not breaking the law, who gives a fark?
2014-04-02 11:04:01 AM  
1 votes:

Fubini: Fubini: Not very broken, apparently. It looks like about 1/5 of the population are still virgins when they turn 20.

Also, a quarter of the population has had vaginal sex by they time they're 15 years old. That's another kind of broken if you ask me.


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Chef: The right time to start having sex is 17.
Sheila: So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?
Chef: Nope, just 17.
Gerald: But what if you're not ready at 17?
Chef: 17, you're ready.

/Not bad advice.
2014-04-02 09:32:33 AM  
1 votes:
For the record: 15 minutes of direct clitoral stimulation (gentle circles)  would be my idea of heaven. Getting a guy to pay any attention to that part at all is a miracle because they think intercourse is all they need to do. That doesn't work for many women (including me).
2014-04-02 08:23:58 AM  
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: He tosses his scooter helmet onto the wooden table...


And THAT'S why he was a 28 year old virgin.
2014-04-02 02:13:22 AM  
1 votes:
14 minutes to find it
1 minute to demonstrate you didn't really find it
2014-04-02 01:34:17 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-04-02 01:02:19 AM  
1 votes:

gadian: Rand's lacy underwear: Uh. Ladies... help us out here.

In my (extremely) limited experience that would seem awkward, strange, and probably begin to feel a bit raw for you. Is there really a woman alive who would put up with this?

Put up with it?  I'd pay for that shiat.


What she said. If a guy knows what he's doing, that is extremely pleasurable and I can usually scream loudly to the invisible sky wizard a couple of times.
2014-04-02 01:01:22 AM  
1 votes:

Penny_Ante: How is nobody addressing the fact that there is apparently a seminar you can take where you play with a clitoris for 15 minutes?


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Instant section eight.
2014-04-02 12:51:50 AM  
1 votes:

duffblue: That's scary. How broken do you have to be to be a virgin in your 20s


I wouldn't say a person has to be broken, but you're probably right most would have some issues social, mental, or physical that limit their chances with the opposite sex.

So, if a person who is a virgin at twenty is broken what would you call a person who's still a virgin in their forties?
2014-04-02 12:45:07 AM  
1 votes:
The vagina is like a musical instrument for me and I play it like some famous violinist would play a Stradivarius.
I'm a vagina virtuoso.
2014-04-02 12:38:01 AM  
1 votes:

Rand's lacy underwear: Uh. Ladies... help us out here.

In my (extremely) limited experience that would seem awkward, strange, and probably begin to feel a bit raw for you. Is there really a woman alive who would put up with this?


Put up with it?  I'd pay for that shiat.
2014-04-02 12:37:12 AM  
1 votes:
I like playing with clits

sue me
2014-04-02 12:34:16 AM  
1 votes:
<I>What eventually made him feel ready was practicing orgasmic meditation, which entails stroking a woman's clitoris for 15 minutes</I>

Oh, you mean foreplay?
2014-04-02 12:34:01 AM  
1 votes:

Rand's lacy underwear: Uh. Ladies... help us out here.

In my (extremely) limited experience that would seem awkward, strange, and probably begin to feel a bit raw for you. Is there really a woman alive who would put up with this?


Well, can you rub-a-chub for that long? Might need some kind of lubricant but it's entirely doable.
2014-04-02 12:25:06 AM  
1 votes:

worlddan: fusillade762: So he didn't have sex until he was 28.

My last GF was a virgin at that age when she met me. Never again. I don't want to have to train them.

Awesome. There are plenty of guys who think that is the entire fun of it. You should make friends with those guys because the moment they lose interest is the moment your interest begins.


There's a village in India where the husbands hire a man for this. Because they think it's a dirty job.

/trust me I'm an expert
//I did a report on this in school once
2014-04-02 12:23:18 AM  
1 votes:

duffblue: That's scary. How broken do you have to be to be a virgin in your 20s



Funny, typically a female virgin is considered unbroken.
2014-04-02 12:23:17 AM  
1 votes:
How to train your virgin
2014-04-02 12:22:40 AM  
1 votes:
Uh. Ladies... help us out here.

In my (extremely) limited experience that would seem awkward, strange, and probably begin to feel a bit raw for you. Is there really a woman alive who would put up with this?
2014-04-02 12:16:26 AM  
1 votes:
There were far too many numbers in that article to maintain my chubber while reading it.  Mr. Happy does not like reading numbers.
2014-04-02 12:12:21 AM  
1 votes:
You do not lose your virginity when you have oral sex.
2014-04-02 12:04:39 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: So he didn't have sex until he was 28.

My last GF was a virgin at that age when she met me. Never again. I don't want to have to train them.


More like working past their anxiety and supressed issues I would imagine.
2014-04-01 10:57:25 PM  
1 votes:
I know how this guy feels. Getting to know your clitoris is one of the most important things you can do in any relationship.

Sometimes I like to lay down with my clitoris. I put a nice pillow down, and invite the clitoris in. The clitoris can sometimes be shy, but there are ways to entice it. I've found the clitoris has a fond affinity for peanut butter and watching old episodes of Designing Women. Gentle stroking ensues.

Occasionally things get out of hand and the clitoris gets unruly. Do NOT punch the clitoris, you will only make it angry and it will begin releasing a caustic substance that burns the hands and mouth. The key is to soften the mood. It seems to enjoy the fresh scent of Glade Plug-in Garden Fresh Lavender. Do not attempt to use real lavender.

Once you have subdued the clitoris with gentle stroking, the key is to very quickly lift up on the clitoris until you feel a metallic *click*. You have reached Stage Two. Next I'm told you'll want to find a large shrubbery. One that looks nice, and is not too expensive. I would go on but I've not yet gotten to Stage Two, I will post my experiences when I have the chance.
2014-04-01 10:49:29 PM  
1 votes:
I'm actually pretty good at this orgasmic meditation, except that I use my vagina, not a woman's clitoris.  And I've condensed the process to 30 seconds, because, hey, I'm efficient.
 
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