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(The Atlantic)   "What eventually made him feel ready was practicing orgasmic meditation, which entails stroking a woman's clitoris for 15 minutes"   (theatlantic.com) divider line 147
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2014-04-02 02:13:22 AM  
14 minutes to find it
1 minute to demonstrate you didn't really find it
 
2014-04-02 02:21:44 AM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: ShatteredMinds: duffblue: That's scary. How broken do you have to be to be a virgin in your 20s

I wouldn't say a person has to be broken, but you're probably right most would have some issues social, mental, or physical that limit their chances with the opposite sex.

So, if a person who is a virgin at twenty is broken what would you call a person who's still a virgin in their forties?

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Good answer, and true too.
 
2014-04-02 02:22:42 AM  
From the folds of her gown, she lifted a lady bidness about fifteen centimeters on a side. She turned it and Paul saw that one side was open - black and oddly frightening. Paul slowly put his hand into the box. He first felt a sense of cold as the blackness closed around his hand, then slick flesh against his fingers and a prickling as though his hand were asleep...
"What's in the box?"
"Pain." He felt increased tingling in his hand, pressed his lips tightly together. How could this be a test? he wondered. The tingling became an itch... The itch became the faintest burning... It mounted slowly: heat upon heat upon heat... . The burning! The burning! He thought he could feel skin curling black on that agonized hand, the flesh crisping and dropping away until only charred bones remained.
It stopped! As though a switch had been turned off, the pain stopped... "Take your hand from the box, young human, and look at it." He fought down an aching shiver, stared at the lightless void where his hand seemed to remain of its own volition. Memory of pain inhibited every movement. Reason told him he would withdraw a blackened stump from that box. "Do it!" she snapped. He jerked his hand from the box, stared at it astonished. Not a mark. No sign of agony on the flesh. He held up the hand, turned it, flexed the fingers. "Pain by nerve induction," she said. "Can't go around maiming potential humans. There're those who'd give a pretty for the secret of this box, though."
 
2014-04-02 02:24:29 AM  
Many women prefer vaginal stimulation.

That is all.

Take your height and her height.  If the difference is the length of your penis, that's a good poundin'

I have scientifically proven this and there is a joke here somewhere.
 
2014-04-02 02:29:15 AM  
White_Scarf_Syndrome:

Take your height and her height.  If the difference is the length of your penis, that's a good poundin'

Hmm.  I am only a foot taller than my wife, so my dick is way longer than our height difference.  Is there any hope for us?
 
2014-04-02 02:41:57 AM  

Penny_Ante: How is nobody addressing the fact that there is apparently a seminar you can take where you play with a clitoris for 15 minutes?


Would you believe that I just spent all of last weekend at a conference devoted to exactly this? That I - and 500 of my closest friends - got to witness a live, uncensored demonstration of the technique? Aside from the AV crew I was working for, most everyone I met there talked about stroking orgasms the way Kirk Cameron talks about Jesus.
 
2014-04-02 02:52:59 AM  

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Many women prefer vaginal stimulation.

That is all.

Take your height and her height.  If the difference is the length of your penis, that's a good poundin'

I have scientifically proven this and there is a joke here somewhere.


about 90% of the clitoris is stimulated from within the vagina. wraps urethra, behind Gspot then Aspot

~did not attend seminar

~~ made up statistic but pretty darn close. clit is about 6 inches long?
 
2014-04-02 02:54:44 AM  

worlddan: fusillade762: So he didn't have sex until he was 28.

My last GF was a virgin at that age when she met me. Never again. I don't want to have to train them.

Awesome. There are plenty of guys who think that is the entire fun of it. You should make friends with those guys because the moment they lose interest is the moment your interest begins.


Ok.
On the flip side, how many ladies feel comfortable enough to 'train' a guy? Vs how many expect him to know what he us doing and get disappointed when he doesn't and assume he's not a keeper?


It seems that people on both sides of the fence don't like to 'train', but I'm interested in what the ladies have to add about this.


/insert obligatory jpg of male vs. female switches
 
2014-04-02 03:05:26 AM  
I don't understand how that clitoris rubbing was supposed to help him or increase his confidence.
Sounds like some pseudo-feminist pussy-on-a-pedestal garbage
 
2014-04-02 03:08:07 AM  
Resident Muslim:
Ok.
On the flip side, how many ladies feel comfortable enough to 'train' a guy? Vs how many expect him to know what he us doing and get disappointed when he doesn't and assume he's not a keeper?



7.
There were nine but two of them turned out to be lesbians and are they are enjoying a new life together
 
2014-04-02 03:08:26 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: I don't understand how that clitoris rubbing was supposed to help him or increase his confidence.
Sounds like some pseudo-feminist pussy-on-a-pedestal garbage


But it worked, God-is-a-Taco. "Supposed" is not in play here.
 
2014-04-02 03:13:32 AM  

Rambino: White_Scarf_Syndrome:

Take your height and her height.  If the difference is the length of your penis, that's a good poundin'

Hmm.  I am only a foot taller than my wife, so my dick is way longer than our height difference.  Is there any hope for us?


At least you're taller than your wife!
 
2014-04-02 03:15:38 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: I don't understand how that clitoris rubbing was supposed to help him or increase his confidence.
Sounds like some pseudo-feminist pussy-on-a-pedestal garbage


I didn't read the whole article but it said he went off fooling around in college. Maybe it's too get him used to touching a woman enough so he makes it in?
 
2014-04-02 03:30:39 AM  

Wangiss: God-is-a-Taco: I don't understand how that clitoris rubbing was supposed to help him or increase his confidence.
Sounds like some pseudo-feminist pussy-on-a-pedestal garbage

But it worked, God-is-a-Taco. "Supposed" is not in play here.


Just don't even bother.  Every post I can recall from him is very angry about the vagina.
 
2014-04-02 03:36:31 AM  

duffblue: That's scary. How broken do you have to be to be a virgin in your 20s


Will hate myself in the morning, but why not?

How broken?  Sexual abuse, self-esteem issues, body issues, social anxiety and finally, vestibulitis.
 
2014-04-02 03:38:46 AM  
I went to high school and college with one of the guys in this article, so I am getting a kick... actually, no. I'm farking horrified and would do anything to return to a world where I hadn't yet been tricked into imagining how he lost his virginity.

/CSB
 
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2014-04-02 03:47:58 AM  
media.giphy.com
 
2014-04-02 04:10:23 AM  

DubtodaIll: This is the penultimate first world problem.


Really? So sex is so trivial that nobody should care if they are or aren't getting any? I guess that explains why it's such a minor subject of art, and why most people don't really put any effort into getting laid. I mean, most single people spend their free time on hobbies and not going out and trying to "get some", right? And obviously only RICH, COMFORTABLE people care about sex. That's why all those third world countries have plummetting populations, poor people are too busy trying to survive!
 
2014-04-02 04:32:20 AM  

DubtodaIll: This is the penultimate first world problem.


What's the ultimate first world problem, then?
 
2014-04-02 04:39:09 AM  

feffer: DubtodaIll: This is the penultimate first world problem.

What's the ultimate first world problem, then?


thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-02 05:09:17 AM  
Lost it at 21, getting a kick, etc.
 
2014-04-02 05:43:51 AM  
Didn't loose mine till 30.  I'm an average guy who had low self esteem so that's why it took so long.  Even when I got more confident, the fact of me being a virgin over the age of 20 always made me hesitant with women.  In the end I guess you could say I got lucky by being introduced to a girl who kinda took the lead and was not quick to judge.

And although loosing your virginity isn't everything, personally I think it does get harder and harder as you get older.  I'm really glad I don't have to worry about it any more.
 
2014-04-02 05:47:12 AM  

feffer: DubtodaIll: This is the penultimate first world problem.

What's the ultimate first world problem, then?


Having to hear people say, "First world problems" as if, somehow, that's a bad thing.
 
2014-04-02 05:59:56 AM  

Penny_Ante: How is nobody addressing the fact that there is apparently a seminar you can take where you play with a clitoris for 15 minutes?


Exactly. That's the real story.
 
2014-04-02 06:01:44 AM  
I prefer wiener.
 
2014-04-02 06:02:51 AM  

ShatteredMinds: duffblue: That's scary. How broken do you have to be to be a virgin in your 20s

I wouldn't say a person has to be broken, but you're probably right most would have some issues social, mental, or physical that limit their chances with the opposite sex.

So, if a person who is a virgin at twenty is broken what would you call a person who's still a virgin in their forties?



In my admittedly limited experience with nuns, they prefer to be called "Sister."

/They don't like it at all when you refer to them as "penguins". (Oblig, Language NSFW)
 
2014-04-02 06:16:41 AM  

Penny_Ante: How is nobody addressing the fact that there is apparently a seminar you can take where you play with a clitoris for 15 minutes?


You've always been able to do that.

Not exactly a "seminar" and it costs $25 a song, but you get the idea.
 
2014-04-02 06:17:15 AM  
Y'know, sometimes we wait because we are surrounded by assclowns to whom we wouldn't give the time of day let alone one's virginity. I had no hangups, no previous abuse, no issues; I just waited until I found someone who was worth it. Several years later and he's not complaining one bit. ;) I was always a quick study, and I had a ton of theoretical knowledge. We have a great sex life; I'm happy with my decision to wait.

Adult virgin does not mean broken or defective. The authors of the article can please get their heads out of everyone else's pants and worry about their own issues kthx.
 
2014-04-02 06:26:43 AM  

ShatteredMinds: duffblue: That's scary. How broken do you have to be to be a virgin in your 20s

I wouldn't say a person has to be broken, but you're probably right most would have some issues social, mental, or physical that limit their chances with the opposite sex.

So, if a person who is a virgin at twenty is broken what would you call a person who's still a virgin in their forties?


A TotalFarker
 
2014-04-02 06:29:00 AM  

The sound of one hand clapping: And although loosing your virginity isn't everything, personally I think it does get harder and harder as you get older.  I'm really glad I don't have to worry about it any more.


That's weird, I find that it's actually getting less and less hard as I get older, even though it gets easier and easier to get a girl's pants off...
 
2014-04-02 06:35:10 AM  
Keith McDorman walks into the back room of an Austin, Texas coffee shop. With his dirty-blond hair, light eyes, week-old beard, and striped button-down shirt, he looks like a younger, shorter, bohemian version of Bradley Cooper. He tosses his scooter helmet onto the wooden table, sits across from me at a booth that barely fits us both, and talks before I ask a question.

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2014-04-02 06:35:47 AM  
johnlemartirao.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-02 06:36:43 AM  
DELORES!
 
2014-04-02 06:37:55 AM  
Lost mine at 22, she was 33. I highly recommend it.
 
2014-04-02 06:48:47 AM  
I drft, but I think I know what to do next time I see women practicing yoga in the park.
 
2014-04-02 06:56:03 AM  

duffblue: fusillade762: JoieD'Zen: fusillade762: So he didn't have sex until he was 28.

My last GF was a virgin at that age when she met me. Never again. I don't want to have to train them.

More like working past their anxiety and supressed issues I would imagine.

Yeah, that. She'd never had an orgasm and didn't even seem to care about trying. Eventually it started to have a detrimental effect on my ego.

That's scary. How broken do you have to be to be a virgin in your 20s


I found out this guy I knew was a virgin the first time we had sex. I felt awful. I liked him but it was nowhere near love. He was a friend and I was lonely.

If I had known, I would have tried to make it more special than laying on the fold out couch in my apartment. Or maybe it was the floor. I don't even remember.

He didn't tell me until years later that it was his first time. If only I had known.
 
2014-04-02 07:12:03 AM  

Hermione_Granger: duffblue: fusillade762: JoieD'Zen: fusillade762: So he didn't have sex until he was 28.

My last GF was a virgin at that age when she met me. Never again. I don't want to have to train them.

More like working past their anxiety and supressed issues I would imagine.

Yeah, that. She'd never had an orgasm and didn't even seem to care about trying. Eventually it started to have a detrimental effect on my ego.

That's scary. How broken do you have to be to be a virgin in your 20s

I found out this guy I knew was a virgin the first time we had sex. I felt awful. I liked him but it was nowhere near love. He was a friend and I was lonely.

If I had known, I would have tried to make it more special than laying on the fold out couch in my apartment. Or maybe it was the floor. I don't even remember.

He didn't tell me until years later that it was his first time. If only I had known.


My first time was on the floor of my prom date's apartment floor. A week after prom. With her mom upstairs. She didn't know I was a virgin. The song playing on the TV was Peter Gabriel's "Big Time".

/csb
 
2014-04-02 07:39:36 AM  
"How to Better Please Your Clenis," by Joanie Laurer
 
2014-04-02 07:46:07 AM  
is this the thread where we try to figure out who the oldest virgin on fark is?

i'm 34, still a virgin.  i didn't take advantage of my opportunities in college, and after college i stopped having opportunities.  honestly at this point i don't even care anymore.
 
2014-04-02 07:52:26 AM  
enderthexenocide:honestly at this point i don't even care anymore.

fark that. You should go to one of these clit stroking clinics. Or maybe I'll just go and say I'm a virgin (and leave out the 'born-again as of 9:30 this morning' part).
 
2014-04-02 07:52:58 AM  
LowbrowDeluxe:
Just don't even bother.  Every post I can recall from him is very angry about the vagina.

Address the post, not the image you've built for me in your head.
 
2014-04-02 07:55:10 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: /They don't like it at all when you refer to them as "penguins". (Oblig, Language NSFW)


Don't ever fark with the Penguin.

/Time to bust out the Blues Brothers DVD
 
2014-04-02 08:11:35 AM  
I too, like the feeling of inclusion
 
2014-04-02 08:22:44 AM  

fusillade762: So he didn't have sex until he was 28.

My last GF was a virgin at that age when she met me. Never again. I don't want to have to train them.


So in other words if you're a virgin past a certain age you should remain a virgin?
 
2014-04-02 08:23:58 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: He tosses his scooter helmet onto the wooden table...


And THAT'S why he was a 28 year old virgin.
 
2014-04-02 08:25:48 AM  

duffblue: fusillade762: JoieD'Zen: fusillade762: So he didn't have sex until he was 28.

My last GF was a virgin at that age when she met me. Never again. I don't want to have to train them.

More like working past their anxiety and supressed issues I would imagine.

Yeah, that. She'd never had an orgasm and didn't even seem to care about trying. Eventually it started to have a detrimental effect on my ego.

That's scary. How broken do you have to be to be a virgin in your 20s


I don't know. Why don't you ask all the women who rejected me? I mean, the Boston bomber got hundreds of love letters, so I guess I must be worse than him, right?
 
2014-04-02 08:26:58 AM  

rev. dave: Started 21, stopped 37.
16 years of sex is long enough


Hell, more than four hours and you're supposed to call a doctor.
 
2014-04-02 08:31:55 AM  
bdub77:   Sometimes I like to lay down with my clitoris. I put a nice pillow down, and invite the clitoris in. The clitoris can sometimes be shy, but there are ways to entice it. I've found the clitoris has a fond affinity for peanut butter and watching old episodes of Designing Women. Gentle stroking ensues.

                                               angelajoyblog.com
 
2014-04-02 08:39:41 AM  
bohemian version of Bradley Cooper. He tosses his scooter helmet onto the wooden table
where we talk over a live rock band at a high table near a vegan food truck.


OMFG everybody run! This hipster douche vortex is going to kill us all!
 
2014-04-02 08:40:25 AM  
28 year old virgin. What is his Fark handle?
 
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