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(New York Daily News)   Here's a no-nonsense way to get your messy daughter to clean her room: Move it out to the driveway   ( divider line
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8561 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Apr 2014 at 9:19 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-01 09:37:03 PM  
5 votes:
My God, she's going to give great lap dances.
2014-04-02 08:06:30 AM  
1 vote:
The only time my mom cleaned my room she found my pron stash.  I had to have the talk with my dad.  "How is this porn?  I'm looking at it and it does nothing.  Your brother.  He had a collection.  Hawt chicks diddling themselves.  Full sex acts with money shots.  This is crap.  I couldn't get it up if this chick walked in here and offered to do me every which way but Friday.  '"a Japanese woman fries and egg and asks you about your day ?  What is that?"
2014-04-02 12:37:18 AM  
1 vote:

lack of warmth: well screw him

Have you tried flowers first?

Marines were always told to bring the Sailors flowers.
2014-04-01 10:31:30 PM  
1 vote:
Sitcom like parenting detected.

Later:  Hey Sarge!  Isn't that your daughter swapping snowballs in 'Jizz Gulpers4: The Re-Gulpening'
2014-04-01 09:59:45 PM  
1 vote:

Another Government Employee: The vultures would have taken half the stuff in my neighborhood.

Atlanta, huh? Lived in an apt complex in Marietta for a while, and on the day were moving out we just decided to just leave most of our furniture & stuff (since a lot of it was admittedly cheap and sh*tty). From the building we were living in to where the dumpsters were was about a  minute walk at most, and on the last trip to set down some things by there for anyone to take, we noticed a couple things had already been taken. Considering we took about five consecutive trips to drop stuff off there with figuratively no time in between except for walking to and fro, and not ever seeing another person outside this whole time, we were really impressed.
2014-04-01 09:53:25 PM  
1 vote:
Should have tried a different sign...

Hello, Haley.
Look in your room.
Now back to the driveway.
Now, back to your room.
Now, back, to the driveway.
Sadly, your furniture is not in your room.
But, if you listen to your dad, you will find out all about clean rooms.
Look down. Where did it go?
Who is that? It's the neighborhood bum taking that thing that you like.
... etc :D
2014-04-01 09:35:13 PM  
1 vote:
The vultures would have taken half the stuff in my neighborhood.
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