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(Daily Mail)   Artist spends 13 days inside a taxidermied bear in "visual performance." Good thing it wasn't a rhino. It can get kinda hot in those rhinos   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-04-01 08:09:42 PM  
i1.ytimg.com

Preach it brother
 
2014-04-01 08:14:58 PM  
gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net

/protip
//don't search for this without "supertroopers"
///just don't
 
2014-04-01 08:21:43 PM  
And you thought they smelled bad on the outside.
 
2014-04-01 08:27:23 PM  
Somebody please post a pic of the eccentric businessman from the 2nd Season of Avatar: The Legend of Korra where he's hiding in his (now stuffed) pet bear.
 
2014-04-01 08:37:36 PM  
deantiquashistoriam.files.wordpress.com

Pffft! This is hardcore, Mr. Doing-Nothing-For-13-Days Artist Man.
 
2014-04-01 08:38:53 PM  
i141.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-01 08:43:31 PM  

GungFu: [deantiquashistoriam.files.wordpress.com image 400x277]

Pffft! This is hardcore, Mr. Doing-Nothing-For-13-Days Artist Man.


You're disturbed
 
2014-04-01 08:43:46 PM  
thesimplesttastes.net
 
2014-04-01 08:43:50 PM  
What if it is a RHINO in name only?
 
2014-04-01 08:44:46 PM  
Two bear scientists, one from Chechnya and one from the Czech Republic, go into the wilderness to study a pair of grizzlies, one of each sex.  When they fail to return, two rangers investigating their disappearance find the female bear eating the last bits of the Chechen scientist.  One ranger turns to the other, and asks, "Do you realize what this means?"

"The Czech is in the male."

/repost copypasta
 
2014-04-01 08:57:20 PM  
Dude...just buy a fursuit.
 
2014-04-01 08:58:04 PM  

GungFu: [deantiquashistoriam.files.wordpress.com image 400x277]

Pffft! This is hardcore, Mr. Doing-Nothing-For-13-Days Artist Man.


What am I looking at?
 
2014-04-01 08:58:48 PM  

sunsawed: [thesimplesttastes.net image 320x480]


Fark needs a "Hot" button.
 
2014-04-01 08:59:49 PM  
http://www.youwoncannes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/you-won-cannes- freddy-got-fingered-tom-green-deer.jpg
 
2014-04-01 09:00:13 PM  

trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 580x463]


Looks like The Sims. Was that an expansion pack?
 
2014-04-01 09:00:46 PM  

Bonanza Jellybean: http://www.youwoncannes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/you-won-cannes - freddy-got-fingered-tom-green-deer.jpg


dammit

www.youwoncannes.com
 
2014-04-01 09:16:16 PM  

trappedspirit: GungFu: [deantiquashistoriam.files.wordpress.com image 400x277]

Pffft! This is hardcore, Mr. Doing-Nothing-For-13-Days Artist Man.

You're disturbed


I knew there'd be some brazen bull references here. Leaving satisfied.

/also disturbed
 
2014-04-01 09:18:34 PM  
Did he take the opportunity to punch any ladies?

www.myconfinedspace.com
 
2014-04-01 09:27:54 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-01 09:55:39 PM  
Spending 13 days inside a bear, or as we in the hirsute manmeat business call it - a Provincetown Baker's Dozen.
 
2014-04-01 10:01:16 PM  
I had hoped that it would have been more like this.
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-01 10:03:59 PM  
i2.ytimg.com
 
2014-04-01 10:05:54 PM  
I wasn't aware people liked to be inside me.
 
2014-04-01 10:09:27 PM  
Good thing they weren't in a Tauntaun.

It can get lukewarm.
 
2014-04-01 10:22:27 PM  
Did he poop in there?
 
2014-04-01 10:46:20 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Did he poop in there?


Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Just shhhhhhh, now!
Sush it up.
Time for shhhhh.
Yes.
 
2014-04-02 12:18:54 AM  
"Performance Art" is never either one.
 
2014-04-02 12:31:01 AM  
Bumble Bee.
www.keenfatloss.com
Tuna.
 
2014-04-02 12:45:27 AM  

sunsawed: [thesimplesttastes.net image 320x480]


Geezs, what's with all of the old broads.

/no
//I won't take an aisle seat
///I'm the pilot
 
2014-04-02 01:00:41 AM  
Was it Colin's bear?
 
2014-04-02 02:55:06 AM  

Folsom: Good thing they weren't in a Tauntaun.

It can get lukewarm.


Pretty sure you owe me a new phone now. They don't work so well when covered in beer.
 
2014-04-02 05:38:01 AM  
I'm getting a bit fed up with how just about anything can be claimed as art these days.


Perhaps I'll have my parrots poop on a tartan rug and baby niece mash various foods on a canvas and call it art. I am an artistic genius! Lavish praise,money and adoration upon me!
 
2014-04-02 07:14:00 AM  
this isn't art and they aren't an artist

this is a crazy person demanding that people understand them.
 
2014-04-02 08:11:36 AM  

Folsom: It can get lukewarm.


It amazes me that in all the years since that movie came out, I haven't heard (or thought of) that obvious pun.
 
2014-04-02 08:22:48 AM  

Folsom: Good thing they weren't in a Tauntaun.

It can get lukewarm.


Oh, bravo!
 
2014-04-02 08:47:24 AM  

Folsom: Good thing they weren't in a Tauntaun.

It can get lukewarm.


Cleaning coffee off my computer screen now.  Thanks for that.
 
2014-04-02 11:46:43 AM  
Been done

img.fark.net
 
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