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2014-04-01 08:09:10 PM
17 votes:
And they're going to change the name of the cemetary to Cärpet-München.
2014-04-01 08:20:57 PM
8 votes:
Its cremation only.  Even in death they don't want you burying the bone.
2014-04-01 08:50:51 PM
6 votes:

Shadowtag: Germans are always about a place for everything, and everything else into the ovens.

/My half german girlfriend winced from her hospital bed.


I'm so sorry. I hope the hospital can reattach the other half of your girlfriend.
Rat
2014-04-01 08:37:37 PM
5 votes:
I can only assume the plots will be arranged thusly:

i235.photobucket.com

2014-04-01 08:14:00 PM
5 votes:
Critics of the new lesbians only cemetery say that the group doesn't know dick.
2014-04-01 08:09:52 PM
5 votes:
Lesbian separatists love the split.
2014-04-01 08:17:41 PM
4 votes:
At least they can say prejudice has been licked.
2014-04-01 11:01:12 PM
3 votes:

cchris_39: You have an internet look it up yourself


What should I look up ?
"why I should not bake a cake for these people" ?
"tantrums thrown at parades"
or
"who gays are bothered by"

or perhaps This one "cchris_39 gay" returns more than 600 results
Why is that ?
2014-04-01 08:50:38 PM
3 votes:
Arbeit macht fist.
2014-04-01 08:37:14 PM
3 votes:

doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

[rasiel.com image 389x400]


Make that 2 gallons of eye bleach.
img.fark.net
2014-04-02 05:38:45 AM
2 votes:

adamatari: doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

Do we have to post this in EVERY thread? The only lesbian I know well is a hot Asian chick.

It's like every time we mentioned straight people we had to post a fat couple, or every time we mentioned gay men we needed to post flamers at a gay pride parade.


As women who are not even conceptually attracted to men, lesbians are a threat to my self image: that if I choose to, I could seduce each and every female on the planet above the age of consent.

Therefore, they must be demonized, so I can continue to feel good about myself.

By citing individuals seen as unattractive to the general population, it's the equivalent of saying "well, I wouldn't want to sleep with you *anyway*! So *there*!"
2014-04-01 08:31:09 PM
2 votes:
Right next to the river, I'll bet.
2014-04-01 06:04:07 PM
2 votes:
Good, got keep em separated
2014-04-02 09:26:58 AM
1 votes:

adamatari: doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

Do we have to post this in EVERY thread? The only lesbian I know well is a hot Asian chick.

It's like every time we mentioned straight people we had to post a fat couple, or every time we mentioned gay men we needed to post flamers at a gay pride parade.


True, but media stereotypes insist that a) all hot women are a slipped tongue away from girl-on-girl squirt sessions, and b) the usual type of bull dyke is imprisoned.

See "Modern Family" for one of the rare examples of a) gay males coupled and b) making them lumpy and plain in order not to frighten straight men not in the category of musclebound Adonis sporting a nine-incher. Ellen Degeneres is about as threatening and confrontational as a digestive biscuit, and has enough in the way of hot wife to be non-confrontational to Jesusland. Piles of cash help, too: people respond positively to it. Show the world an angry and preferably fat and hairy lesbian leftie university professor, and the suburban breeders wig out.

The vast majority of media, including FARK, is designed to appease the fears, or cater to the fantasies, of straight men. And I don't have to be in womyn's studies to realize this. It is changing, but at a glacial pace. Cool tweeting George Takei is too old to be threatening, and he stands on a pile of Paul Lyndes, Charles Nelson Reillys and Richard Simmons, all of whom made coin on the sly innuendo and limp-wristed appeal of the acceptable shirt-lifter.
2014-04-02 08:25:42 AM
1 votes:

Fafai: stratagos: Or something

Your previous post was great because you had the perfect opening, you answered a question honestly with humor and style and it was insightful as well. This one is just a lesser echo of the first but without the witty timing and nothing really to add. The redundancy kind of takes away from the initial one. Boo.


I'm *so sorry* I didn't live up to the demanding standards expected of commentary on the Internet. I hope my inexcusable lapse - one brought on by distractions I should not have allowed to interfere with the quality of my work - will not impact my chances of recertification this year. I have a family to support.
2014-04-02 08:11:11 AM
1 votes:

stratagos: Or something


Your previous post was great because you had the perfect opening, you answered a question honestly with humor and style and it was insightful as well. This one is just a lesser echo of the first but without the witty timing and nothing really to add. The redundancy kind of takes away from the initial one. Boo.
2014-04-02 07:45:18 AM
1 votes:

stratagos: adamatari: doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

Do we have to post this in EVERY thread? The only lesbian I know well is a hot Asian chick.

It's like every time we mentioned straight people we had to post a fat couple, or every time we mentioned gay men we needed to post flamers at a gay pride parade.

As women who are not even conceptually attracted to men, lesbians are a threat to my self image: that if I choose to, I could seduce each and every female on the planet above the age of consent.

Therefore, they must be demonized, so I can continue to feel good about myself.

By citing individuals seen as unattractive to the general population, it's the equivalent of saying "well, I wouldn't want to sleep with you *anyway*! So *there*!"


This.  Why else go to the bother of posting "ugly dyke" pics in every lesbian thread?  It says more about the poster than about the undeniable fact that lesbians are like everyone else...some ugly, most normal, a few stunningly attractive.
2014-04-02 07:44:22 AM
1 votes:
Sounds pretty stupid. I'd rather be buried in a more diverse cemetery myself but really what I'd like to be is lit on fire and catapulted into the sea.
2014-04-02 06:03:54 AM
1 votes:

Slartibartfaster: cchris_39: You have an internet look it up yourself

What should I look up ?
"why I should not bake a cake for these people" ?
"tantrums thrown at parades"
or
"who gays are bothered by"

or perhaps This one "cchris_39 gay" returns more than 600 results
Why is that ?

BOOM!
Headshot!
2014-04-02 05:23:24 AM
1 votes:

Lord Farkwad: doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

[rasiel.com image 389x400]

Make that 2 gallons of eye bleach.
[img.fark.net image 541x360]

i828.photobucket.com
2014-04-02 03:50:32 AM
1 votes:

Lord Farkwad: Make that 2 gallons of eye bleach.


I don't get it. Once you remove the prejudice of "how a woman SHOULD look" from your mind, all you see is perfectly normal, common guy. Hell, I would even say not ugly at all, as men go.
2014-04-02 01:56:45 AM
1 votes:
I don't want to piss on anybody's pose parade, but we all started out as 9cc of goo in some guy's yam bag.  Me, you, them.  Get over it.
2014-04-01 11:53:27 PM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: Bury my hard on at ax wounded knee.


These are the posts that keep you on my favorite list.
2014-04-01 11:51:14 PM
1 votes:

Slartibartfaster: cchris_39: You have an internet look it up yourself

What should I look up ?
"why I should not bake a cake for these people" ?
"tantrums thrown at parades"
or
"who gays are bothered by"

or perhaps This one "cchris_39 gay" returns more than 600 results
Why is that ?


media.tumblr.com

You are my new hero.
2014-04-01 10:33:57 PM
1 votes:
As a semi-professional asshole, I'd like to suggest that at a later date, a man be buried face-down on top of all those graves.
2014-04-01 09:00:50 PM
1 votes:

wellreadneck: Right next to the river, I'll bet.


Behind the dikes.
2014-04-01 08:57:08 PM
1 votes:

Lord Farkwad: doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

[rasiel.com image 389x400]

Make that 2 gallons of eye bleach.
[img.fark.net image 541x360]


Lord Farkwad: doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

[rasiel.com image 389x400]

Make that 2 gallons of eye bleach.
[img.fark.net image 541x360]


The passenger is either copping a feel, hanging on by the rider's tits, or both. Also looks like her cigar is unlit and presumably being eaten...
2014-04-01 08:45:37 PM
1 votes:

Lord Farkwad: doosh: In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

[rasiel.com image 389x400]

Make that 2 gallons of eye bleach.
[img.fark.net image 541x360]


farking hell. That's tough.
2014-04-01 08:32:03 PM
1 votes:
Germans are always about a place for everything, and everything else into the ovens.

/My half german girlfriend winced from her hospital bed.
2014-04-01 08:29:13 PM
1 votes:
In case you need to be reminded what lesbians look like (get the eye bleach)

rasiel.com
2014-04-01 08:20:10 PM
1 votes:

jim32rr: Good, got keep em separated


Don't pay no mind....

/thnx for the earworm
2014-04-01 08:16:10 PM
1 votes:
I don't give a damn who or what I'm buried next to. Because I'll be dead. And I won't care.
2014-04-01 08:09:52 PM
1 votes:
I hear many German lesbians are just dying to get in there.

/i'm so very sorry ...
 
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